Chapter 795 Another Pantao Party (2)
Can't go back...it's embarrassing.
If you tell mom that Xiaobai her favorite is a lion king, and tell dad that the Sirius he sneaks out every day is a wolf king...
Lying grass!
That picture was so beautiful, Chen Xiaobei couldn't even imagine it!
"Since you can't go back, why didn't you say it earlier?"
Chen Xiaobei felt dizzy for a while, and said, "It doesn't matter whether the family can accept it or not, if outsiders know about the existence of the two of you, I'm afraid the relevant departments will take you back as aliens and slice them up for research!"
Xiaobai curled his lips and said, "We came here to tell you today because, this time, it's a special advanced form! If you can't change back, blame us?"
"Is it my fault?" Chen Xiaobei felt very pained. If he had known this was the result, he might as well have done it himself.
"Brother Bei, why don't you ask the person who gave you the pet rations, he may have a solution." Sirius reminded.
"That's right! There is also the Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms!"
Chen Xiaobei's eyes lit up, and he immediately took out his phone.
Xiaobai was given by the Bull Demon King back then, and the fairy pet rations were first given by Xiaotiangou.
Chen Xiaobei thought about it, and decided to join the 'Brotherhood' group first.
After all, the Roaring Dog is much more reliable than the Bull Demon King.
Chen Xiaobei: x-on:嗤天狗, is brother there? In a hurry! (sweat)
Fairy Chang'e: Little Beishangxian (smiling) Xiaotiangou is not here, the Spring Festival is coming soon, and it went to rehearse the military parade with Erlang God.
Chen Xiaobei: A military parade? What the hell?
Fairy Chang'e: The heavenly court inspects the heavenly soldiers and generals every year. This year is just a small inspection, and it should be back soon.
Chen Xiaobei: Uh... Tianting does this too? (sweat)
Fairy Chang'e: During the Chinese New Year period, the Heavenly Court is full of excitement. The military parade, New Year's Eve, Lantern Festival Lantern Festival, followed by the Queen Mother of the West's birthday banquet, also known as the Peach Festival!
Chen Xiaobei: It really is lively! There is actually a Pantao Conference! Can you get me some flat peaches then? (drool)
Fairy Chang'e: How many? (Surprised) My little Beishangxian, how dare you think! Little immortals like heaven are not qualified to eat flat peaches. It would be nice for each of the great immortals to get one. How can I get a few for you?
Monkey King: Who says you can't? As long as my brother wants to eat it, I will hold another flat peach meeting and get 333 large flat peaches with nine thousand years old!
Chen Xiaobei: Uh... I'll just say that casually, Brother Hou, please don't make trouble! Forgot that you were imprisoned in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun?
Monkey King: Tsk, I am a stone monkey enlightened by sister Nuwa with five-colored god stones! The Taishang old man can't kill me!
Hades: My Great Holy Lord! Don't be kidding me! I can't afford to hurt you!
Little Nezha: Don't make trouble! Lao Wang and I can share flat peaches every year, so when the time comes, send me and Lao Wang to Xiaobei Shangxian, wouldn’t it be all right?
Broom Xingjun: That’s a good idea. The third prince’s flat peaches are 6,000 years old, and mine are 3,000 years old. Ordinary people eat them, and they have infinite uses!
Monkey King: Are you two stupid? There are people who explain the teachings to watch, and it is not enough to send out ordinary red envelopes. How can it be possible to send flat peaches to Brother Xiaobei?
Little Nezha: Uh, I am a person who explains and teaches, so I dare not mess around. (sweat)
Broomstar King: I am an official in the heavenly court, so I have no chance. (have no choice)
Hades: If Jiang Ziya can be dealt with, everything will be easy! Yuanshi Tianzun asked Jiang Ziya to keep an eye on Xiaobei Shangxian with full authority!
Fairy Chang'e: This is impossible. Jiang Taigong is Yuanshi Tianzun's confidant and beloved disciple, and he can be said to be the most trusted person! No one can handle Jiang Taigong!
Little Nezha: That's right, Uncle Jiang is very rigid. He does what the primitive sage says, and never contradicts it in the slightest!
Chen Xiaobei: Hey, what if I told you that Jiang Ziya was already taken care of by me?
Broomstar: This is impossible...
Monkey King: Brother, this bullshit is overblown! Everyone knows who Jiang Ziya is!
Chen Xiaobei: You don't believe it? (smirk)
Red Boy: I don't believe it if I beat him to death!
Chen Xiaobei: If you don't believe me, what do you think this is?
Afterwards, Chen Xiaobei sent the last chat record between himself and Jiang Ziya to the group.
Yuanshi Tianzun personally issued a decree, strictly prohibiting private distribution of red envelopes to the mortal world.
As a result, in order to ask Chen Xiaobei for a piece of land, Jiang Ziya not only restored Chen Xiaobei's merits that had been wiped out in private, but also privately bagged 10,000 spirit stones to Chen Xiaobei.
This is undoubtedly a serious violation of the original law.
Break the law! Know the law and break the law! Law enforcement broke the law!
Chen Xiaobei said 'criminal plus third class', and firmly grabbed Jiang Ziya's pigtail.
Later, Chen Xiaobei asked Jiang Ziya for the magic ear talisman, but the old man only obediently sent it to him privately, and did not dare to resist at all.
He was afraid of being reported by Chen Xiaobei, not only would he be severely punished, but he would also lose the trust of Yuanshi Tianzun.
This is no joke!
Yama: Great! My little Beishangxian! Jiang Ziya was taken care of by you! (The cross is shining)
Fairy Chang'e: But, it's not good to threaten Mr. Jiang like this...
Monkey King: What's wrong? Could it be that the old man Xu repeatedly conspired to frame my brother Xiaobei? My brother Xiaobei is not allowed to threaten him?
Red Boy: That's right! That old man is so despicable! That's the way to treat him!
Little Nezha: Well, although I am a disciple of Chanjiao, I have to admit that many things Chanjiao does are not authentic. It is good to treat Uncle Jiang!
Broom Star Lord: Although I am an official in the Heavenly Court, I agree to do this!
Fairy Chang'e: Well, it may be the benevolence of the slave woman. (Blushes) Since Mr. Jiang has already been caught by Xiaobei Shangxian, why don't we let him go to Xiaotiangou?
Little Nezha: Yes! Erlangshen is also a disciple of Chanjiao, so asking him to give Xiaotiangou a break is just a matter of words!
Chen Xiaobei: OK! Then I'll go to Xiaotiangou to deal with business first! Chat back!
Monkey King: After finishing business, remember to buy New Year's goods! There will be a huge red envelope swiping frequency on New Year's Eve! Every group of friends will send a big red envelope! If you don't send it, you will be despised by the whole group!
Yan Wang: I want spicy strips and gold leaf tiramisu!
Fairy Chang'e: I also want gold leaf tiramisu... (blush)
Little Nezha: I want Wahaha! (Acting cute)
Honghaier: Are you nonchalant? I'll take you to the supermarket right now and buy you a hundred boxes! (The amount of help)
Chen Xiaobei: Haha! no problem! I will do New Year's shopping all day tomorrow! Guarantee your satisfaction!
After speaking, Chen Xiaobei quit the group chat.
Then chat with Jiang Ziya privately.
Chen Xiaobei: Old Jiang, I'll give you three seconds to reply immediately! (pick nose)
Jiang Ziya: Brother Xiaobei, what instructions do you have? (seconds back)
Chen Xiaobei: I have raised two spirit beasts. From seven-star to eight-star, the shape has changed too much. Is there a way to make them return to their original form?
Jiang Ziya: There is a way, but it is a bit troublesome...