#500 Super Gas Bomb (4)

"Do you think I'm a fool? You call yourself a Chinese medicine doctor before your hair has even grown!"

Wang Yanrong gave Chen Xiaobei a disdainful glance, and said coldly, "Don't change the subject! No matter what you say, it won't change my decision!"

"That kid is too naive, isn't he? You want to use this excuse to deceive Wang Yanrong? That woman doesn't even give Ye Tianling's face, how could she listen to this kid?"

"That's right! I bet that kid will be repaired by Wang Yanrong right away!"

"That woman is so fierce, she's going crazy, and she dares to do anything!"

...

The people around were pointing and pointing behind their backs. With Ye Tianling as an example, everyone was very worried about Wang Yanrong.

Chen Xiaobei didn't bother to argue, and said directly: "You have dry mouth and nose during the day, hard to sleep at night, lack of energy, and irritability, but your appetite is very good, and you want to eat almost at any time."

"How...how do you know?" Wang Yanrong was stunned for a moment, unable to believe her ears.

Everyone around had the same expression. I never thought that Chen Xiaobei, such a hairy boy, would actually be able to talk about Wang Yanrong's illness!

The most important thing is that Chen Xiaobei didn't know the pulse at all, not even a simple inquiry!

This method of diagnosing the disease is simply amazing. If ordinary people did not see it with their own eyes, they would definitely not believe it!

"Do you believe it now? You are sick!" Chen Xiaobei said with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth.

"I... am I really sick? Then you tell me, what is going on?" Wang Yanrong asked with a frown.

Chen Xiaobei explained: "You have a poor spleen and stomach, which leads to stagnation of stomach qi, and you need to take care of it!"

"Then how to solve it?" Wang Yanrong asked suspiciously.

"It's very simple, just follow my example and press it hard here." Chen Xiaobei stretched out a finger and pressed his qi sea hole.

"You won't hurt me, will you?" Wang Yanrong hesitated.

"The disease is on you, believe it or not." Chen Xiaobei said with a wicked smile: "Anyway, you can't die from this disease, at most it's endocrine disorders, and you're just a fat woman."

"What did you say..." Wang Yanrong's face changed drastically. She was only twenty-five years old, and she was most concerned about her appearance.

It's too late to lose weight, how can you make yourself a fat woman?

She turned her heart to the side, and pressed Chen Xiaobei's air hole on her own.

"Yes, that's it, just work harder!" After Chen Xiaobei finished speaking, he quickly pulled up Lin Xiang's little hand and stepped back several meters: "Xiangxiang, hold your nose."

"Ah?" Lin Xiang was puzzled, but he pinched his little nose obediently.

"Porphy..."

At this moment, a long and deep strange sound came from behind Wang Yanrong, accompanied by a sour stench, which quickly diffused into the entire space.

That turned out to be a long, loud fart!

"I'm lying on a big grass! What a stinky fart!"

Although they had retreated a long way, they still couldn't hold back the highly toxic gas that was comparable to biological weapons. Everyone imitated Chen Xiaobei and Lin Xiang and pinched their noses.

"Stinky boy! You dare to play with me!" Wang Yanrong's face turned red and green, she wanted to find a hole to drill.

"I didn't play tricks on you. The so-called stomach gas is actually fart!"

Chen Xiaobei said abusively: "From the very beginning, you were farting with your mouth. That's not right. What I'm teaching you now is the correct solution. You should thank me."

"You just farted with your mouth! After a long time, you are just making a fortune for this little bitch! How could I believe your nonsense!" Wang Yanrong was so angry that her eyes were spitting fire.

"Looks like your fart hasn't finished lining up yet, and it came out of your mouth again." Chen Xiaobei laughed mischievously, took Lin Xiang's little hand, and stepped back a lot.

"Little bastard! You don't want to run!" How could Wang Yanrong give up? Take a step to follow.

"Qiu... por por por... all the way..."

It's okay if she doesn't move, but if she moves, the problem will be bigger.

The stomach qi that has been stagnant for a long time is like the water of the Yellow River, rushing out incessantly.

A series of earth-shattering serial farts broke out, one after another, and one smelled worse than the last. The people around were so frightened that they ran away, and they couldn't bear the smell.

"Ouch..." Wang Yanrong rolled her eyes in disgust.

But this time, she didn't dare to move anymore, for fear that something more disgusting would flow out.

"Lying grass, this woman is simply too powerful! Poison gas bombs are just like that!"

"Isn't it? If you throw her to bomb Dongjin, it will definitely be better than nuclear weapons!"

"It's disgusting! I have to go first, or I have to die!"

...

The crowd was full of big-headed people, and in such an environment, they didn't want to stay for a second and left the venue one after another.

"Stinky boy! I won't let you go!" Wang Yanrong wanted to die. How could she see people in the future when she was so ugly in public?

At this time, Chen Xiaobei was already pulling Lin Xiang away.

"Xiao Bei... is she okay?" Lin Xiang asked in a low voice.

"It's okay, her condition is real, but I taught her a more direct way to solve it."

Chen Xiaobei said with a wicked smile: "Who made that woman talk nonsense and slander my family Xiangxiang in public? Of course I will repay it twice, so that she can feel ashamed in front of others!"

"You are so kind!" Lin Xianghuan hugged Chen Xiaobei's arm and snuggled on his shoulder: "As long as you are here, even if the sky falls, I don't have to worry!"

"That's a must!" Chen Xiaobei said seriously: "I'm your man, of course I have to support you!"

"You're not my man yet!" Lin Xiangjiao said angrily.

"It's not easy? Let's go home now! Hehehe..." Chen Xiaobei grabbed Lin Xiang's willow waist and accelerated the pace of returning home.

backstage.

"Ruined... Ruined... That little bastard ruined my auction! And ruined the perfect image I worked so hard for! I'm going to kill him! I must kill him!"

Ye Tianling roared hysterically, his anger was about to spurt out of his eyes!

You must know that this auction is an annual major event of the Lingtian Group, and the auction items that have been obtained through hard work are only second.

The most important thing is that the guests who are present today are by no means invited! As soon as they left, Ye Tianling's hard work for more than half a year was all in vain!

Moreover, from now on, as long as they see Ye Tianling, those big people will inevitably think of this delicious auction! Think of that creepy super gas bomb!

As soon as I see Ye Tianling, I feel nauseated! How can you happily cooperate in the future?

Thinking of this, Ye Tianling's teeth almost clenched: "Yemei! Set off immediately! The man is slaughtered! The woman is brought back!"

Chapter 4, leave the final exam time! The plan is breaking out!