Chapter 433 The Three Most Unfortunate Things (1)

"Crap! Can you still play happily... What about Sister Chang'e? Get a moldy god with a crow's mouth, it's obvious that it's going to trick me!"

Chen Xiaobei's eggs are about to shatter, and things have become like this. If you want to say that it's not the conspiracy of Yuanshi Tianzun, I'm afraid even fools won't believe it.

"Otherwise, I won't pick it up and let the broom star fend for itself!" Chen Xiaobei thought with a black belly.

But on second thought, it was too unkind to do so.

Looking at the chat content, Broom Star didn't sign up at all, and it seemed that he was also pitted.

If he didn't help to take care of him, the immortal might starve to death on the street.

"Forget it, I'd better get in touch with Broomstar and pick him up." After all, Chen Xiaobei is not a hard-hearted person, and the key fault is not Broomstar.

"Brother Bei! There is a situation!"

At this moment, Ye Liangchen's voice came from outside the house.

"What's wrong?" As soon as Chen Xiaobei opened the door, he saw Ye Liangchen and Aoi Ku standing at the door.

"There's another killer here!" Ye Liangchen said, "Don't you want to gain merit? We didn't do anything, we'll keep it for you!"

Chen Xiaobei's eyes lit up and said, "Let's go, let's take a look!"

It was late at night, no one was outside, and both parents were asleep.

But the killer was too arrogant, he actually dared to walk through the front door!

He was about fifty years old, with a pointed face and monkey cheeks. He was not tall, and his hair was messy, as if he hadn't washed it for a long time.

The misty eyes, coupled with the two mustaches, made him look a bit wretched.

"Shh! Shh! Shh!"

The three of Chen Xiaobei jumped directly from the second floor windowsill and surrounded the killer.

"Mom... Scared me to death..." The wretched uncle's legs trembled, and he fell to the ground with his buttocks.

"Is this guy a killer?" Chen Xiaobei and Aoiku looked at Ye Liangchen with bewildered expressions.

"Uh... Maybe I made a mistake..." Ye Liangchen scratched his head.

Ding - Cultivation: None, Physical: 5, Combat Strength: 5!

Glancing at Nether War's eyes, Chen Xiaobei immediately determined that this guy was not a killer at all.

"Uncle, who are you? What are you doing at my house?" Chen Xiaobei asked.

"I'm here to find someone, and only when I find the person I'm looking for can I say who I am." The wretched uncle said with a frightened expression, "A weak question, does Chen Xiaobei live here? ?"

Weak?

Chen Xiaobei looked slightly startled and asked, "Are you the broom star?"

"You are Xiaobei Shangxian?" The wretched uncle climbed up with a look of surprise, held Chen Xiaobei's hand tightly, and said excitedly: "Xiaobei Shangxian! It can be regarded as letting me find you! I will play with you in the future. Now! You must help me complete the task!"

"I……"

Chen Xiaobei's mouth twitched twice, not knowing how to answer this.

It's my fault that I naively thought that it would be fine if I didn't pick up the broom star, but it's good, Jiang Ziya has already checked the house number of his house!

The fox is still old and slippery, after all, he is too young!

"Brother Bei... Isn't the broom star the god of bad luck? You hold him like this... Aren't you afraid of being infected?" Ye Liangchen took a few steps back nervously.

"Superstition, how can there be a god of bad luck?" Aoi Ku said with disgust that he didn't know much about Chinese culture.

"You don't understand... Among the immortals of China... there is indeed such a person..." Chen Xiaobei swallowed.

Looking at the hand that was held tightly by Broom Star, I couldn't help but feel a little scared.

"Xiao Bei Shangxian rest assured! My Taoism has been removed, and I have not brought any bad luck." Broom Star said very seriously.

"It's not too bad, otherwise, I wouldn't dare to bring you home..." Chen Xiaobei breathed a sigh of relief.

"Brother Bei, I still don't believe that there is a god of bad luck in this world, can you give me insight?" Aoi Ku's tone was very respectful, but his heart was full of doubts.

Chen Xiaobei nodded, in fact he was quite curious: "Broom Xingjun, don't you bring a talent skill? What's the use of that?"

The broom Xingjun said: "My talent is the crow's mouth, the good spirit does not lead the bad. In short, it is a curse, making people unlucky."

"It seems to be very powerful in the sky!" Chen Xiaobei's eyes lit up and said, "Can you curse others to be hit by a car when they go out? It's raining and struck by lightning?"

"Okay, these are all trivialities." Broom Xingjun nodded.

"Lying on the grass! This is a fork!"

Chen Xiaobei's eyes lit up, and said, "Who said that mouth cannons can't kill people? Whoever dares to be my enemy in the future, you can help me curse him to death with mouth cannons! One sentence can kill people, just thinking about it is cool. Crooked! Hehe..."

"Uh...Xiaobei Shangxian, you misunderstood. Killing people with a crow's mouth was trivial in the past."

Broom Star said weakly: "But now I have no Taoism, I can only carry out some low-end curses, which can't kill people..."

"Wait! Bai is happy..." Chen Xiaobei rolled his eyes and knew that Jiang Ziya would not be so kind!

Although the crow's mouth is strong, it seems to be useless after being weakened.

"Broom Xingjun, what you said is so mysterious, can you show us? Even a low-end curse will do." Aoi Ku was very persistent, and wanted to see the truth of the mold god.

"It can be... but there is no curse target... They are all friends of Xiaobei Shangxian. I can't curse you, right?" Broom Xingjun said weakly. "

"Just curse me, I've been a staunch atheist since I was a child!" Aoi said with an air of air.

"Then pick a project..." Broom Xingjun said: "The curse that I am best at is the three most unfortunate things in life!"

"The three most unfortunate things? Which three?" Aoi Ku asked.

Chen Xiaobei and Ye Liangchen also widened their eyes and were equally curious.

Broom Xing said weakly: "Pissing on a shoe, urinating on a shoe, blowing out a fart, wiping your butt and ripping a piece of paper! Come on, young people choose the same, I will definitely satisfy you!"

"Pfft..." Chen Xiaobei and Ye Liangchen almost fell to the ground.

"Wori... This is a chicken feather..." Aoi Kuchi's face turned green.

He is the most dazzling genius in the island country for a hundred years, how could he have done those three funny things?

Don't talk about yourself, if it were anyone else, it would be very difficult to do it if it wasn't for the unlucky!

"If this curse can really be successful, it will also be a heifer standing upside down, and the cow's beep is soaring to the sky!" Ye Liangchen sighed.

Chen Xiaobei shook his head: "However, this kind of curse is useless... It won't deal a real blow to the enemy at all!"

"Then why don't we change something?" Broom Star looked at Aoi Ku and said weakly, "Young man, try attacking me."

"Me? Attack you?" Aoi squinted his eyes: "Don't joke, uncle, you will die."

"It doesn't matter, let the horse come over!" Broom Star said to himself.

Chapter 1, the little leader is sick... The manuscripts have been used up, tomorrow will be slower...