Chapter 3628 Return My Avatar
Canopy: Xiao Bei! You are finally here! Ha ha! Come to Huaguo Mountain! Let's eat fairy peaches and drink fairy wine together, and live happily ever after! (beautiful)
Chen Xiaobei: Idiot! Are you kidding me? The immeasurable calamity is approaching, are you still so leisurely? Do you really not know how to write the word dead?
Canopy: When the sky falls, isn’t there a tall one to hold it up? As long as Brother Monkey doesn't fall, Huaguo Mountain is the safest place!
Chen Xiaobei: It's a scam! Who said that after ascension, you will help me more? I haven't seen you for a few days, and you are already so decadent! I think your ascension is all for better laziness!
Canopy: Uh...then what...who said I'm going to be lazy? We are good brothers! As long as you say a word, you can go up the mountain of swords! The sea of fire can go down! Frown, I'm not called Canopy!
Chen Xiaobei: This sounds like a human saying! That's right, I'm going to heaven to save people! I need you to show me the way!
Canopy: Hello? Eh... Strange... Why is there no signal? Xiao Bei... Hey!
Chen Xiaobei: It's a scam! I knew I couldn't rely on you at all! Don't say anything, break up!
Canopy: Don't, don't... Are you kidding me! Why did they break up?
Chen Xiaobei: Are you kidding me about the matter of human life? (angry)
Canopy: No... Heavenly Court! How dangerous! It's for your own good that I don't want to go! If it falls into the hands of the enemy, we will all die!
Chen Xiaobei: I have seen through you! (disgusted) Originally, I planned to treat you to drink Coke, eat fried chicken, and let you watch a small island movie after the operation is successful! Forget it... I'd better go by myself!
Canopy: Wait! (slobbering) You didn't lie to me, did you?
Cola! fried chicken! Little movie! These are the three ultimate hobbies of Fat House!
The current canopy is even fatter than a fat house, it is absolutely impossible to resist this temptation!
Chen Xiaobei: Why did I lie to you? I have already left my phone in the human world, and I can send red envelopes for whatever I want to eat!
Canopy: Lying on the grass! Xiaobei! You are so smart! To think of leaving the phone in the human world!
Chen Xiaobei: One word! To go or not to go?
Canopy: Go! I go! I will go back to Yichongtian to find you now!
Chen Xiaobei: I'll give you half a day, don't wait when it's over!
Canopy: Alright! I'm leaving now!
After exiting the private chat, Chen Xiaobei shook his head helplessly.
It's really easy to change the country, but the nature is hard to change. The canopy has always been greedy, lustful, timid and afraid of death, and it hasn't changed until today.
But fortunately, Chen Xiaobei has plenty of ways to deal with him.
"Use the Thirty-two Heavenly Marks to enter the Heavenly Court! Use the Five Elements Spirit Foundation for battles! Use the Zhenyuanshen Escape Talisman to evacuate! Second senior brother will lead the way!"
Chen Xiaobei made a simple calculation: "As long as there are no accidents, Fairy Chang'e can basically be rescued safely! What I have to consider now is, will there be other variables at that time?"
Obviously, the hole cards that Chen Xiaobei currently has are indeed enough to save people if everything goes well.
However, once there are variables and accidents, it may exceed the range that the hole cards can bear.
At that time, there may be a fatal danger.
"Actually, the biggest variable is still those gods at the banquet hall!"
Chen Xiaobei calculated: "With their cultivation, they can reach Yaochi Immortal Palace in an instant, and they can also reach Nantianmen in an instant! In this way, my actions may fail at any time!"
"So, I have to find a way and make more preparations! It is best to make myself stronger! Only when I am strong enough can I deal with more variables and accidents!"
Chen Xiaobei calculated: "First of all, I broke through the Nine-Star Earth Immortal Realm and the Celestial Immortal Realm, and I didn't devour anything with my body! This is an operation that can make me stronger!"
"Secondly, after five days of action, if I can get enough high-level animal blood, my physical strength will soar! This is the second feasible operation!"
Chen Xiaobei thought for a while, then couldn't help shaking his head and said, "However, then again, in the face of those gods attending the banquet, my improvement is not enough for them to bite their teeth!"
"So, in the final analysis, I still have to find a way to get rid of these people! Only when I get rid of them can I be absolutely safe!"
Obviously, after Chen Xiaobei's calculations, the problem returned to the root cause.
How can we deal with the gods at the banquet?
"I think back then, when Brother Hou made a big fuss at the Peach Fair, he seemed to use a magical sleepy bug to make all the gods fall asleep!"
Chen Xiaobei frowned slightly, and said: "It's a pity, Brother Monkey hasn't replied, and I can't ask him how to get that kind of sleepy..."
"Wait! I don't have to use sleepy bugs! You can use poison too!"
Chen Xiaobei's eyes lit up, and he immediately became excited: "I remember the Jade Emperor said that at the banquet, everyone will try to make everyone drink as much as possible! As long as I can poison the wine, won't everything come to fruition?"
With this in mind, Chen Xiaobei finally saw great hope.
When it comes to using poison, the most powerful one is of course the Demon Race Luo Hu, but he has not moved, obviously he is not free.
Besides Luo Hu, the second person Chen Xiaobei could think of was the leader of Styx.
Continue to open the Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms, and Chen Xiaobei directly chats with Styx in private.
Chen Xiaobei: Is brother there? I have something to ask for your help!
Styx: Yes! Brother Xiaobei! You haven't contacted me for a long time! I thought you forgot about me!
Chen Xiaobei: Brother, I was joking, it's not that I don't want to contact you, it's just that I was too busy before!
Styx: Tell me, what do you want from me today?
Chen Xiaobei: I want to ask my brother for a poison, the kind that can stun the Jade Emperor!
Styx: What! ? What do you want such a powerful poison for! ? (Shock)
Chen Xiaobei: I can't go into details about this matter, just tell me, brother, is there such a poison?
Styx: Yes, yes! But why don't you just poison the enemy? Cutting the weeds and eradicating the roots is the kingly way!
Chen Xiaobei: Uh... because I want to use poison on a lot of people, including enemies and friends, I can't kill them all! More importantly, if they cannot be poisoned immediately, they are very likely to attract even more terrifying enemies!
Styx: Understood! If it's just to make people stunned, I have a kind of ecstasy here! Colorless and odorless, the effect is extremely fast, and you are satisfied!
Chen Xiaobei: Good! Then please give me more brother!
Styx: Uh... this kind of poison is very high grade and very difficult to refine, I think...
Chen Xiaobei: Brother, do you have any requests? Just say it! I will try my best to satisfy you!
Styx: I want you to return the forty-eight Blood God Son clones to me!