Chapter 2925 Heaven-Defying Great Tonic
"Take it easy, it's not poison! It's a tonic!"
Feng Qingyang smiled lightly and said: "The old man sees that your kidney is weak, so I specially help you to make up for it!!"
"ah?"
Ge Bapi was stupefied with capital letters and bold: "You...don't you want to compete with me in medical skills? Do you want to curry favor with me by giving me a lot of money?"
"No no no, you misunderstood!"
Feng Qingyang said with a playful smile: "Medical skills are of course better, because the tonic I gave you is too strong! From now on, every time you hey hey, you will consume a hundred times the normal amount of essence!"
"What!?" Ge Bapi was stunned for a moment, almost peeing in fright.
Feng Qingyang smirked and said: "That is to say, if you hey hey once, the energy consumed is equal to a normal person's hey hey one hundred times! Although you have the ability to do seven times a night, the old man estimates that doing it once can make you You are totally cool!"
"Pfft..." Ge Bapi almost sprayed his old blood onto the ceiling: "I hey hey once, it is equal to other people's hey hey a hundred times??? Damn! Even the essence of an elephant will be consumed. !"
"That's right!"
Feng Qingyang said with a smile: "Just once hey hey hey, the essence will be exhausted, and you will only be able to join the eunuch team for the rest of your life!"
"You old bastard! You... you, you, you are so bad!" Ge Bapi's scalp went numb for a while, and he almost peed out of fear.
He, Ge Bapi, was proud of the Rotten Bone Burning Marrow Water, which was so weak in front of Feng Qingyang's tonic!
It is countless times more cruel than killing him for a good-looking man to directly become a little eunuch!
"Eldest brother! How good are you!" Tai Yitan was amused.
Taoist Yiru also had a smirk on his face: "Don't look at the senior brother who is serious and serious on weekdays, it turns out that he is full of bad water!"
"You two juniors, what are you talking about?" Feng Qingyang raised his eyebrows, and said with an evil smile: "Didn't I learn all my little tricks from Master?"
"Yes... Master is the worst..." Tai Yitan and Taoist Yiru both nodded in agreement.
This is not the three of them, Chen Xiaobei.
From the beginning of the earth, there are eighty people who are directly kicked into eunuchs by Chen Xiaobei!
The small team of eunuchs is about to become a large army of eunuchs!
"You three laughing farts! Aren't you just giving me a big fix? I don't believe I can't crack it!"
After all, Ge Bapi is also a medical student, and his medical skills are definitely better than ordinary Chinese medicine. Ge Bapi still has this confidence!
Without further ado, Ge Bapi immediately began to feel his own pulse.
However, after only a few seconds, Ge Bapi's confidence was completely destroyed!
There was an unconcealable shock and panic on the whole face, which gradually turned into despair!
"Why...why is this pulse so weird? It's just twitching!"
Ge Bapi's pupils constricted and his scalp became numb: "This kind of pulse condition is never recorded in medical books, and the master has never handed it over...I...I can't heal at all..."
"Oh, I didn't blow it, even if your master is here, you will never be cured!" Feng Qingyang said with a smile: "Immediately kneel down on the street and shout ten thousand times that the Northern Xuanzong is invincible! Otherwise, you are doomed to die in this life." Be a eunuch!"
"I..." Ge Bapi was completely desperate.
My master has always practiced medicine and treated diseases strictly according to the contents of medical books.
And at this moment, there was never any record of this weird pulse in medical books! Even if Master came, he couldn't heal him!
"I... I can't shout..." Ge Bapi was completely discouraged, exited the shop, knelt on the street and wailed in a low voice: "Northern Xuanzong is invincible... Beixuanzong is invincible..."
"louder please!"
Feng Qingyang laughed and said: "We go to other shops, if we don't hear your shout, we won't come back! As for the consequences, I don't need to emphasize it anymore, right?"
"This..." Ge Bapi's face became extremely ugly, and he said embarrassingly: "Old senior! As the saying goes, don't look at the monk's face to see the Buddha's face! Even if you don't give me face, you have to worry about the face of 'Senior Brother Haofeng' !"
"Who is Haofeng?" Feng Qingyang asked curiously.
"Don't you even know Brother Haofeng?"
Ge Bapi said solemnly: "Brother Haofeng's name is Xuanyuan Haofeng! He is the most outstanding Chinese medicine genius among the first-class disciples of Xuanyuan Tianzong! He is also one of the five Xuanyuan masters who are most beloved and valued by Xuanyuan ancestor!"
"Five Heroes of Xuanyuan?" Feng Qingyang laughed and said, "It sounds like they are very powerful!"
"Does it need to be said? Xuanyuan Wujie is of course extremely powerful! The five of them are majoring in combat power, alchemy, weapon refining, formation formation, and medical skills! All of them are the most outstanding disciples among the five branches of Xuanyuan Tianzong. super genius!"
Ge Bapi said excitedly: "Ancestor Xuanyuan attaches great importance to the five of them! Therefore, they have a detached status in the Xuanyuan family, and even ordinary elders have to give them three points!"
"And I, Ge Bapi, is Senior Brother Haofeng's confidant! When you humiliate me today, you are humiliating Senior Brother Haofeng, and even Patriarch Xuanyuan! Do I need to talk about the consequences?"
As the saying goes, beating a dog depends on the owner!
Ge Bapi is Xuanyuan Haofeng's dog, and Xuanyuan Haofeng is a young genius valued by Xuanyuan's ancestors!
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that if Feng Qingyang really insists on humiliating Ge Bapi, the dog owner Xuanyuan Haofeng will lose face! Naturally, he will take revenge on Feng Qingyang!
"How about it, old man! You still insist on making me yell?"
Ge Bapi raised his eyebrows, stood up directly, and said with a sneer, "It's better to solve the enemy than to end it! Let's forget about this matter! You helped me understand the medicinal properties of the tonic, and I just pretended that nothing happened just now." Happened! Otherwise..."
Obviously, Ge Bapi is going to carry the fox's fake tiger's prestige to the end, and wants to use Xuanyuan Haofeng to crush Feng Qingyang.
However, even in Ge Bapi's dreams, Feng Qingyang would never have imagined that Feng Qingyang would not pay attention to the famous Xuanyuan Haofeng at all!
"Did I allow you to stand up?"
Feng Qingyang said indifferently: "My master hates other people's threats the most! If I give in, where will my master's face be put? Kneel down and shout loudly! Otherwise, you will bear the consequences!"
"This..." Ge Bapi gasped, his body and mind trembled!
Don't look at the old man Feng Qingyang who was talking and laughing just now, but at this moment, an extremely powerful and terrifying coercion was exuded from his body!
Ge Bapi's heart felt cold in an instant, and he knew with his toes that Feng Qingyang was definitely not joking!
As long as Xuanyuan Haofeng himself is standing here, Feng Qingyang will never back down!
"Kneel down!" Feng Qingyang said coldly, "This is your last chance!"