Chapter 2 Why Are You Spitting Shit?

Big Rich KTV.

Tonight is Yao Bingbing's birthday, and Shi Mingwei opened a luxury bag for her to celebrate. Classmates and friends invited more than 30 people, which was very lively.

"Kiss one! Kiss one..."

After three rounds of drinking, everyone started booing, wanting Shi Mingwei and Yao Bingbing to make out.

At this moment, the box door suddenly opened, and Chen Xiaobei stepped in.

"Why are you here? You are not welcome here!" Yao Bing said coldly.

"Little peasant, are you still not giving up? Bingbing loves me. If you mess around, you will only bring shame on yourself!" Shi Mingwei said with a look of disdain.

Chen Xiaobei shook his head and said indifferently: "Don't get me wrong, I think about it, Yao Bingbing and I are not the same kind of people, and we are not happy if we are barely together. I would like to bless you and come here to witness your happy moments."

"You are acquainted, or I will play you to death in minutes!" Shi Mingwei smiled arrogantly and said, "Where did we go just now? Let's continue!"

"Kiss one! Kiss one..."

"Master Shi! Let's have a deep French kiss!"

"You must kiss for three minutes!"

Everyone around started booing, and took out their mobile phones, ready to record this happy and sweet moment.

Shi Mingwei walked over with a beep on his face and raised Yao Bingbing's chin with his hand.

Then, Shi Mingwei raised his big mouth.

Kissed affectionately.

at the same time.

Chen Xiaobei held up a wish-fulfilling monkey hair, growled in his heart, and turned Lao Tzu into Shi Mingwei's mouth!

"call!"

Chen Xiaobei let out a sigh of relief, and Ruyi monkey hair worked its magic and flew to Shi Ming's mouth quickly.

"Brother Wei? What's in your mouth?" Yao Bingbing froze for a moment, her face full of doubts.

Shi Mingwei suddenly felt that his mouth was filled with something extremely stinky, his cheeks bulged high, and with a 'puff', he sprayed a large pool of yellow, thin and smelly poop all over Yao Bingbing's head. All over the face.

Seeing the scene in front of them, the little friends were stunned and didn't realize what was going on at all.

"Lying on the grass! Young Master Shi! Why are you spitting shit?"

Chen Xiaobei shouted loudly, then turned on the camera, frantically pressed the photo shutter, and recorded the moment of heavy speech.

"Shit? What Shi Da Shao spit out was... vomit! No way, I'll go out and vomit for a while..."

"Lying on the grass! This can be spit out? It's so disgusting!"

"Let me out, I'm going to suffocate..."

The boys tried their best to escape from the box.

Shi Mingwei also smacking his lips like a stupid beep. After tasting it, he confirmed that it was really shit.

He widened his eyes sharply, and stared at Yao Bingbing who was dumbfounded for a second, then both of them bent down at the same time and vomited wildly!

Ding——There are still three hours before the Ruyi monkey hair expires.

"It's been enough for them!" Chen Xiaobei hurriedly pinched his nose and evacuated the scene after receiving the message.

After rushing out of KTV, Chen Xiaobei burst out laughing.

Think of Yao Bingbing's ruthless money-worshiping snobbery. Then think about Shi Mingwei's bullying and arrogance.

There is only one word in Chen Xiaobei's heart - cool!

Of course, Shuangguishuang, he will never forget that the reason for this bad breath today is all because of the Three Realms Red Packet Group!

"Ruyi monkey hair is such a good treasure! It's a pity that only the last one is left, so it must be used with caution. Now find a place to see the other two new treasures!"

Chen Xiaobei calmed down and immediately ran to an empty alley on the side of the KTV!

"Let's take a look at Taishang Laojun's gossip evolution Divine Rune! Taishang Laojun is the head of the Three Purities, and his status is very high. The things he sends are definitely first-class treasures!"

Chen Xiaobei opened the treasure chest and pressed Extract with anticipation.

hum-

A splendid light emerged from the phone, and began to evolve and change in front of Chen Xiaobei.

Tai Chi, the two rituals, the four images, the five elements, the eight trigrams, the ten heavenly stems, the twelve earthly branches, the twenty-four solar terms, the heavens and the stars, all things in the world...

Evolve a universe in an instant!

"Handsome! This is much cooler than Hollywood special effects!" Chen Xiaobei was speechless.

Ding—Gossip evolves the divine pattern, the owner can predict good and bad luck, hope for the rise and fall of qi and luck, and measure the pattern of feng shui. Is it used?

"Use! Must use!"

Chen Xiaobei clicked the screen, and the splendid divine pattern quickly merged into his left palm.

After earnestly comprehending, he raised his left hand and pinched his fingers to calculate.

"Come on! Let this master calculate today's luck..."

Chen Xiaobei has mastered the real mystery of the evolution of gossip. Compared with the half-baked Feng Shui masters on the market, he is the real master!

Suddenly, his eyes widened, and he exclaimed in shock, "Fuck! Due south! Peach blossoms are coming!"

Before he finished speaking, a superbly beautiful girl ran towards this side.

The facial features are exquisite, the skin is like fat jade, the body is tall and bumpy, and the pair of slender and fair jade legs are even more exquisite.

Coincidentally, Chen Xiaobei actually recognized her: "The first of the four school beauties, Lan Mengchen!"

A total of four school beauties were selected by the school forum. Lan Mengchen is known for her perfect appearance and cool temperament. The most popular!

Before Chen Xiaobei had Yao Bingbing, he didn't pay much attention to the four school beauties.

Taking a closer look at this moment, I was shocked by Lan Mengchen! In comparison, Yao Bingbing is a complete scum!

"Help! Sir, please help me..." Lan Mengchen ran too fast and slammed into Chen Xiaobei's arms.

Chen Xiaobei is stupid!

Soft body! Fragrant smell!

This happiness came too suddenly!

After being stunned for a long time, Chen Xiaobei came back to his senses and asked embarrassingly, "Uh... what happened to you?"

"Humph! I'll tell you!"

At this time, a group of vicious men followed, and the leader of them had dyed red hair and said arrogantly, "I have a crush on this chick! She must accompany me tonight!"

There are at least ten followers behind him, and you can tell by looking at how they dress, they are all hooligans!

"Sir, save me! I will definitely repay you!" Lan Mengchen grabbed Chen Xiaobei's sleeve nervously.

"Uh... Big sister, there are so many of them, how can I save you?" Chen Xiaobei broke down in a cold sweat.

I'm just an ordinary college student who almost failed sports. How can I fight with these bastards?

"Aren't online novels all about the protagonist's rescue when a beautiful woman is in danger? I think you look like a male protagonist!" Lan Mengchen was very anxious, and he meant to go to the doctor in a hurry.

"Big sister, this is real life! Act like an online novel, you will die miserably..." Chen Xiaobei had a painful expression on her face.

"Stinky boy! Hurry up if you don't want to die! Don't get in the way of Brother Turkey's flirting!" A bald man stood up angrily.

"Um?"

Chen Xiaobei's eyes lit up and he said loudly, "Don't come here! Otherwise, there will be a bloody disaster!"

Pink and tender new book, I hope book friends will take more care, move your little hands, collect a little, vote and recommend, a good person has a safe life, okay!