#1688 Perfect Counterattack (1)
Fairy Chang'e: Brother Xiaobei! I know that you hide the truth to protect me... But today is Qixi Festival, I think we can make it public!
Shen Gongbao: What to disclose?
Marshal Canopy: What to disclose?
All group friends: what to disclose? ? ?
"Disclose what?" Looking at the screen, Chen Xiaobei was also taken aback for a moment.
"No!" Chen Xiaobei calculated carefully, and said, "Today is the Qixi Festival, and sister Chang'e interrupting Shen Gongbao at this time must be to help me! At this moment, there is only one way to help me! I understood!"
Chen Xiaobei: So far! I have nothing to hide! In fact, Fairy Chang'e and I are in love with each other and have been in love for a long time. We are a very loving couple!
Shen Gongbao: What! ? How can this be! ?
Marshal Canopy: Impossible! This is absolutely impossible! How could my goddess fall in love with someone else!
All group friends: No way! Fairy Chang'e is the most beautiful woman in the Three Realms! We still miss her!
Fairy Chang'e: It's true, I have liked Brother Xiaobei for a long time! Moreover, he also likes me, so...we are together...
Marshal Canopy: No! I do not believe! I don't believe it... (crashes)
Chen Xiaobei: Believe it or not, this is the truth anyway! (shrug)
Fairy Chang'e: Yes! (love)
Shen Gongbao: Long distance relationship? Online dating? How about you two lying to a three-year-old? This must have been made up temporarily by you, I absolutely don't believe it!
Marshal Canopy: Exactly! Shen Shangxian was right! The two of you deliberately pretended to be a couple in order to grab red envelopes, don't think we are easy to deceive!
Fairy Chang'e: I'm a girl, how could I make fun of my reputation? What I said is real! Brother Xiaobei and I are really a couple!
Shen Gongbao: Edit! Continue to make up! Unless you can produce evidence, otherwise, I will never believe it!
Marshal Canopy: Exactly! You say you are a couple! I also said that I am the husband of Fairy Chang'e! If you can't produce evidence, it's just nonsense!
Lei Zhenzi: Yes! What you say makes sense, everything needs evidence! Anyone can make it up, but without evidence, no one will believe it!
Tu Xingsun: Exactly! Fairy Chang'e is the number one beauty in our Three Realms! Without evidence, a fool would not believe it, she would like mortals!
"This is troublesome..."
Looking at the information on the screen, Chen Xiaobei had a headache: "This incident was originally a temporary rescue of Sister Chang'e. I had no preparations in advance. Where can I find evidence?"
The facts are in front of us, although Fairy Chang'e came to the rescue and claimed to be Chen Xiaobei's lover. But Shen Gongbao is not a vegetarian either!
If there is no evidence, it is absolutely impossible for Shen Gongbao to admit the relationship between Chen Xiaobei and Fairy Chang'e, and he will never let Chen Xiaobei participate in the red envelope grabbing!
In this way, the situation will return to the dead end at the beginning, and there is still no solution!
Fairy Chang'e: You want evidence, right? Then watch it! Everyone in the group knows this evidence!
Shen Gongbao: What! You really have proof!
Fairy Chang'e: Of course! At the beginning of the establishment of the Three Realms red envelope group, during the first couplet PK competition, brother Xiaobei once gave me a pair of couplets! x-on:李白x-on:杜甫, poets, poets and sages still remember?
Li Bai: Of course I remember! Xiaobei Shangxian's couplet is so shocking that it compares all of us!
Shen Gongbao: What... What couplets...
Du Fu: The first couplet is, ten people think about it, think about the past, think about the king and think about the country! The second line is, enjoy the eight eyes together, enjoy the flowers, appreciate the moon and appreciate Chang'e!
Li Bai: Wonderful! Looking back now, it is still a wonderful relationship!
Fairy Chang'e: Shen Shangxian! Do you see it! This is the couplet that Brother Xiaobei gave me! I was overwhelmed by his literary talent, sincerely admired him, and finally fell in love with him and came together!
Shen Gongbao: Don’t come here! Just relying on a pair of couplets to capture the heart of the most beautiful woman in the Three Realms? You are my three-year-old child!
Fairy Chang'e: No wonder Shen Shangxian has been single for tens of thousands of years! You don't understand women too well!
Shen Gongbao: Who... who said that I have been single for tens of thousands of years... (blush)
Fairy Chang'e: We girls like sweet talk the most, especially this kind of poetic and romantic sweet talk, almost no girl can resist it! If you don't believe me, you can ask the fairy who is angry with her!
Fairy Chixia: I testify! When I saw this couplet, I was so envious!
Jade-faced Fox: I also testify! If someone writes such a couplet for me, I will marry him in minutes!
Zhinu: Actually, I was with Brother Cowherd because of his sweet mouth! (shy)
Fairy Chang'e: Shen Shangxian! All the evidence is there! What else can you say?
Shen Gongbao: I... I...
Marshal Canopy: I don't believe it! ! ! This kind of unilateral evidence is not enough to explain the problem! If you are a goddess, you also like Xiaobeishangxian! You will definitely give him a token of love!
Shen Gongbao: Right! x-on:陈小北! If you have the ability, you can take out the token of love! As long as you can show it, I believe that you and Chang'e are lovers!
Chen Xiaobei: Hehe! It's so easy!
Chen Xiaobei directly pulled out the Seven Treasures Sachet hanging on his chest, and with a 'click', a handsome selfie came.
Photos are sent directly to the group.
Chen Xiaobei: Everyone, let's take a look! This is what Sister Chang'e gave me as a token of love!
Shen Gongbao: You... you're talking nonsense... just take a broken sachet and say it was given by Chang'e? I will not believe it!
Chen Xiaobei: What? Is Senior Brother Shen trying to play tricks? Stop dreaming! I believe that the eyes of the group of friends are discerning, there must be someone who can testify for me!
Zhinu: I can prove it! The colorful thread used in this sachet was specially borrowed by Fairy Chang'e from me! There are no other fairies!
Fairy Zixia: I can also prove it! I watched Fairy Chang'e embroider this sachet stitch by stitch! There is absolutely no second one to be found within the Three Realms!
Princess Iron Fan: The man is affectionate, but the concubine is interested! It's just too romantic! Even a blind person can tell that Xiaobeishangxian and Chang'e Fairy are a pair of lovers made in heaven! (envious)
Marshal Canopy: Heaven...the earth...Chen Xiaobei and my goddess really have an affair! I'm dead...Wow...(crying blindly)
Chen Xiaobei: Brother Shen, did you see that? Witnesses and evidence gathered! Even the second senior brother has accepted the reality, what else do you have to say now?
Shen Gongbao: I...
Chen Xiaobei: If I remember correctly, Senior Brother Shen has always done things fairly and openly, so he shouldn't be reckless, right?
Shen Gongbao: I...how could I renege on my debt...
Chen Xiaobei: Okay! Since Senior Brother Shen is not bad at his debts, let's start the exciting red envelope swiping! (wakaka)