Chapter 1307 Don't Pretend to Me!

Chapter 11 Drifting Monk's Helplessness towards Zhu Bajie (This chapter is free)

Xi Li, Shen Ma, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi are doing market research on their future fortune plans on Yingbin Street in Longjiang City, when Xi Li, who was in deep thought, was interrupted by a vicissitudes and deep voice.

"Uh... the earth is round? It's the earth! Sister Feng! Sister Furong! Isn't that an Internet celebrity on the earth decades ago!" Earthlings who have traveled here? Thinking of this, Xi Li hurriedly followed the sound and walked over as he gradually approached. Under a high wall, Xi Li saw a man with a full beard and messy hair, lazily basking in the sun.

This slovenly old man saw Xili approaching through the slits of his eyes that were blinded by the sun, he couldn't help but light up, and then he shouted weakly: "The sky is blue, the earth is round, and there is something in the dark." We are predestined, Sister Feng is crying, Sister Furong is making trouble, I only hope that the destined people will come soon, and the peerless cheats are only given to the destined people!"

"Old man, why is the earth round? Do you know Sister Feng and Sister Furong?" Xili walked up to the old man, bent down and asked softly, "Are you Brother Zhu?"

The slovenly old man didn't even move his eyes when he heard the sharp question, he snorted coldly and said, "Where did you come from, why are there so many boring questions?"

"Uh... old man, what are you talking about? Hurry up and answer." Shen Mo, who was following sharply, said anxiously.

Seeing this, Xili squatted down and looked back at Shen Ma, then said patiently: "Old man, these issues are very important to me, please tell me?"

"Give something to someone who is destined!" The slovenly old man suddenly pushed a yellowed thread-bound book into the arms of Sharp who was squatting in front of him, then staggered to his feet, turned around and said to himself: "Oh, I will go too!"

After the sloppy old man finished speaking, he saw his figure move, leaving only an afterimage, which disappeared. Xi Li waited for others to look around, and the sloppy old man's shadow could still be seen there.

"Ah... I'm 'fuck', master!" Shen Ma opened his mouth wide in shock, with an incredulous look on his face.

"My master is Zhu Bajie? Isn't that a super-popular novel on earth where the best young man would feel ashamed after seeing it? My eyes are dripping..." Shen Ma was not the only one shocked by the scruffy old man's performance. One person, Xi Li, who had been squatting all this time, was completely 'thundered' at this time, and sat down on the ground at once.

Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi often heard this kind of god-man who came and went without a trace when they were storytelling in Lao Wangtou, but hearing and seeing are two different things. Xiao Yunzi who woke up first stuttered. Pulling and sitting on the ground, Xi Li said: "Big... big... big brother, hurry up... hurry up and see... look, this... what did the old fairy give you?"

"Yes, take a quick look?" Xia Qi also asked hastily.

Being pulled by Xiao Yunzi and shaking from side to side, he let out a sharp 'uh', and gradually regained consciousness, and quickly held the yellowed thread-bound book in his hand, Shen Ma, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi also hurried over.

"Uh, why is there no name of the martial arts secret book on the yellowed book cover? It's different from the one shown on TV!" Looking at the blank and yellowed book cover, Xi Li murmured to himself, and then he opened the first page. He yelled out the content of the content in a sharp '哩' voice, stood up suddenly and scolded: "I'm 'fuck', pig's head is a ball, playing with me? Is there such a fucking thing? Don't bring such a joker !"

"Oh, my god!" Shen Ma, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi were startled by the sharp sudden madness.

"Boss, what is written on it? Why haven't I seen such words before?" Xia Qi looked at the page that was turned in the sharp hand, and asked a few words that she didn't recognize.

"Day, you'll go to hell if you know each other." Xia Qi gave Xia Qi a sharp look.

Xi Li felt so depressed at this moment, the words on the first page were actually Chinese characters on the earth, and what was even more exasperating was that these Chinese characters were actually 'Don't die, it's okay to practice! ’Eight characters.

At this time, Sharp, who was completely in a tangle, turned to the second page with trembling fingers, only to see the four Chinese characters 'chasing the stars and chasing the moon' written on it, and turned the page again without looking at the contents in detail. On the next page, turn to the fourth page, which is the last page, which is full of content related to "chasing the stars and chasing the moon". ? Damn, what is this all about?” Xili felt bitter, miserable, entangled, and Xili took a lot of effort to calm down with the shock and anger in his heart. When he saw Shen When Ma, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi looked confused, they said angrily, "What are you looking at, let's go shopping."

Although everyone was full of doubts, no one dared to speak after seeing the sharp, distorted, sauce-red facial expression.

At this time, the sharp and slovenly old man who just donated the book was standing on the high sky of the Julong Continent, and transformed into a simple-looking Drifting Monk with a red beard, black and blue face. He and Zhu Bajie standing side by side were staring Looking down, you can have a panoramic view of the sharp and crazy scene.

"Hehehe, Second Senior Brother, the few words you taught me are really useful. Second Senior Brother is indeed smarter than me." Drifting scratched his loose hair on both sides, and said naively to Zhu Bajie.

"Hahaha, don't you look at who brother is, you little boy, with this ability to escape, this kid should not die!" Zhu Bajie had a confident expression.

"Second senior brother, why do I feel that this kid has the same personality as you, why do you..." Drifting was interrupted by Zhu Bajie before he finished speaking.

"Brother, there's nothing you can do about it." Zhu Bajie hurriedly interrupted when he heard that the Drifting Monk started to chatter endlessly again.

"Then who is to blame, who told you to peek at Chang'e Fairy taking a bath, and let me watch out for you, never thought that Erlang God would catch us, exile us to this lower realm to be on duty in the galaxy, and seal us We lost our supernatural powers of transformation, alas, why do you say we are doing this!" Drifting shook his head helplessly.

"Then the old Jade Emperor accepted our supernatural power of transformation, because he was afraid that we would transform into handsome looks, so he would secretly leave his job and go down to the earth to enjoy it. Thanks to my cleverness, I begged the senior brother to teach us the supernatural power of one person and one transformation, and brother can It's been cool for a hundred years, hehe..." At this point, Zhu Bajie's eyes only gleamed with a lewd light.

"Isn't this very good, but you are too troublesome, and you have brought this kid into my vertical and horizontal galaxy, alas..." Drifting sighed naively.

"Brother, do you want to be troublesome? The transformation spell given by the monkey to my brother happened to be the spoken word of a silly boy like the Milky Way galaxy that I was on duty. Brother, it's a tragedy! On the first day I took office, I was completely transformed by this boy." Eighteen times." At this point, Zhu Bajie seemed to be suspicious again, thinking: "Could it be that monkey deliberately arranged all this? Or is there such a coincidence?"

Everything is predestined, could it be that all of this is really just a coincidence?

"Oh, what a coincidence." Drifting glanced at the Julong Continent below and said.

"You said that if I become a pretty boy, when I am picking up girls, I will be changed by this guy's verbal language, so as not to frighten his girls, how can I mess around, so my brother had an idea, I arranged him to come to your vertical and horizontal galaxy. Anyway, there have been no demons to 'harass' the mortal world for tens of thousands of years. I have nothing to do when I'm idle, so I just change into his appearance and go to the mortal world to enjoy it. The underworld identity of the boy has many beautiful women!" Zhu Bajie bit his finger, looking very yearning.

"Hey, it's been so many years, Second Senior Brother, you are still like this. You are destroying the normal order of the lower realm. Are you afraid that King Yama will sue?" Sand Monk reminded Zhu Bajie.

"So, I came here to communicate with you. He can't have any accidents on your side. With this little self-defense skill, he can protect himself and don't hang up. Pick him up and it's over." Zhu Bajie felt that his arrangement was perfect, and he couldn't help bragging and asked, "Junior Brother Sha, isn't brother very smart?"

"Uh..." The Drifting Monk was speechless, he was once again in the banditry of the second senior brother.

It turns out that what Zhu Bajie told Xi Li last time was a lie, and the real reason behind it was that he was sent to prison for peeking at Chang'e taking a bath. If Xi Li heard the conversation between the two, he would be so angry that he would go berserk.

On Yingbin Street, the group of Xili and his group who continued to do market research resumed the cheerful atmosphere at the beginning. Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi looked at this and then that with a childlike innocence. obliterated look.

"Boss, I want this, bring me the money!" Xia Qi pointed to the small ornaments on the booth next to her and asked Xi Li for money.

Following Xia Qi's finger, when she looked at what she was pointing at, her eyes lit up, and she hurriedly asked, "Do you girls like this kind of thing?"

"What are you talking about? That girl doesn't like such a good thing!" Xia Qi urgently urged Xi Li: "Hurry up and get the money, hurry up!"

"Hey, this lady has a good eye. This is a new product I brought in from 'Xiangweiju'. You can smell the fragrance, and it will last for a long time." The vendor who set up the stall was a middle-aged woman. When there is business coming, he quickly sells his products to Xia Qi who is standing in front of his booth.

"Second brother, what is this kind of thing called?" Xi Li suppressed the excitement in his heart, and asked Shen Ma who was standing beside him.

When Shen Ma heard the sharp question, he was very surprised as if he was looking at a monster. He looked sharp up and down, and said: "I said big brother, no wonder the third sister said you, you said you, how come you don't even know what this is? what?"

"Where is there so much nonsense, hurry up?" The sharp and urgent voice changed a little.