Chapter 801 Awkward Misunderstanding

Alvin raised his head and glanced at the terrible black spot in the sky. He smiled, spread his hands and said to the bald official: "My requirements are not too high. After all, I am taking a huge risk!"

The bald senior official looked at Alvin desperately and shouted in a Desperate Housewives-like tone: "When did the British Museum rob Chinese cultural relics?

Our troops have never entered that land..."

The bald senior official shouted loudly: "Please help us, there are several private Chinese museums in the UK...

You can take them all as long as you need them..."

Alvin was stunned for a moment, then looked at the extremely weird looks around him, and looked at Steve a little embarrassed to confirm and said: "Is what this guy said is true? Why doesn't it seem like what I know?"

Steve looked at Alvin with a strange expression, hesitated and said, "Who did you learn history from?

When was China invaded?

The world's first musket was born there. Who loves fighting?

That island nation was forced to invade, which led to our Pearl Harbor tragedy..."

After hearing this, Alvin rubbed his nose in embarrassment, and then he grabbed the bald official by the neck with a bit of embarrassment and said: "I want to do it among the people too..."

You must not have spent much money when buying things hundreds of years ago..."

Steve covered his face and watched in disbelief as Alvin blackmailed the British with incredible conditions. As an upright veteran, he really couldn't stand it anymore...

Touching the dumbfounded JJ next to him, Steve said helplessly: "Is Alvin crazy? Why does he hate the British so much?"

After hearing this, JJ glared at Steve and said, "The Eight-Nation Allied Forces invaded Alvin's homeland and stole a large number of cultural relics and wealth.

It was at that time that the boss’s ancestors came to America…”

Steve stared dumbfounded as JJ kept describing what Alvin called the family's "history of suffering", including "Pigboy", "Chinese Workers", "Fist of Fury"...

This nigger looked like he had the same hatred as Alvin and was at odds with the "white devils", which made Steve want to beat him...

After hammering JJ on the arm, Steve looked at the indignant "Mandela man" in a funny way and said: "Your history teacher should be sentenced..."

Even an old man like me knows how to enrich myself by reading history books, but you..."

JJ shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said: "Then you can try to find a judge who is not afraid of death. This is what the boss told me..."

Frank walked over impatiently, still holding Strange in his hand.

Just when Steve wanted to pry open JJ's head to take a look.

A group of mages looked at Frank with strange expressions like a rude elevator worker, pressed Strange's neck to make him open a space door, and then said to Alvin in a deep voice: "Are you waiting to be bombed?

Let’s get out of here first…”

Alvin glanced at the earth-colored bald senior official, gave a thumbs up to his best partner Frank, and said with a smile: "Man, don't be like this, the lives of millions of people still need to be guaranteed."

As he spoke, Alvin said to the bald senior official with a solemn expression: "I'm sorry for not letting you burn a round or something!

This makes me wonder what to order from you..."

The bald senior official did not hesitate to order the missile to be launched in an attempt to intercept the huge iron rod. He cried bitterly and hugged the Ares III arm, shouting: "We will give you everything you want..."

Title, money, cultural relics...

Mr. Tomahawk, for the sake of "life"..."

How could Alvin have the nerve to ask for anything else at this time?

People simply don’t have anything they want…

As a Chinese, the education I received since childhood was to study for the rise of this suffering nation!

But now for the first time, Alvin knows that China in this world is not a "little white rabbit" at all...

Think about that sharp gunner who is so powerful that he can't hold SHIELD up...

Facing the begging bald middle-aged man in front of him, Alvin thought about it and stopped embarrassing this guy.

After all, I seem to have made a lot of mistakes. Why is it that in a different world, history is a completely different story?

The sufferings I told others about before turned out to be nonsense?

How embarrassing would this be?

Glancing at the growing black spots in the sky again, Alvin smiled and shrugged his shoulders, and then shouted to the fat Wang Yuan not far away: "Man, you can deal with that thing, right?"

Fatty Wang Yuan glared at Alvin unhappily and said, "Why don't you solve it yourself? That shouldn't be difficult for you!"

Alvin spread his hands indifferently and said: "I'm not sure, even if I can do it, the price London will pay in the end will be quite high.

You are professionals after all, right..."

Fatty Wang Yuan glared at Alvin. This was the first time that someone did not regard him as an outsider.

For the previous invasion of the dark elves, Karma Taj was absolutely responsible.

But now that this is obviously an attack from within the earth, it would be inappropriate for you to ask Kamal Taj to come forward.

If we do it this time, if internal war breaks out again on Earth in the future, will we still care?

We saved London this time. If France or Germany encounters problems again in the future, will we save it?

This is an endless cycle. Once Kamal Taj gets involved in the secular war, future troubles will plunge the entire Kamal Taj into a "crisis"!

Alvin patted the fat man Wang Yuan on the shoulder in a funny way, and said with a smile: "It is said that you have an "industry" in London. What's the problem with protecting your own industry?"

As he spoke, Alvin pointed to the limp, bald senior official and said, "I actually think this guy is pretty good!

At least he is willing to do anything for his homeland..."

Nick Fury, who was detained not far away, discovered Alvin's condition. He just wanted to knock down the soldiers who were guarding him and escape, but he was no longer in a hurry now.

Grant Ward, an agent of SHIELD's Coulson team, glanced at the sky anxiously and said to Nick Fury: "I can defeat them, but if I don't leave, it will be too late..."

Nick Fury glanced at the handsome field agent with his ugly one eye, and said coldly: "Are the field agents under John Gardler not smart enough?"

As he spoke, Nick Fury pointed at Alvin, who was chatting and laughing with the fat man Wang Yuan, looked at Grant Ward and said: "He didn't leave, and neither did his friends.

Also, I'm still fucking here and you think you can give me orders? "

Nick Fury, who was in a bad mood, showed no mercy to the handsome Grant Ward.

This man was ruined by Alvin, and was detained by a bald official who was preparing to take him to hell with him.

Now a young man wants to tell him how to act. How can this make him feel happy?

Although Nick Fury himself was preparing to forcefully leave here a few minutes ago, that was the director's idea. You, a soldier, only need to obey the order.

Just when Nick Fury was teaching Grant Ward a lesson, the huge iron rod capable of destroying half of London finally arrived where everyone could see it.

The fat man Wang Yuan glanced at Alvin and saw him looking at him with an expectant expression. Finally, the new New York boss of Kama Taj could only let out a long sigh and looked at the wizards with strange expressions around him. Said: "We cannot watch Kamal Taj's industry be destroyed by an iron rod..."

After saying that, Fatty Wang Yuan took the lead and walked to the position where the iron rod was about to fall, and motioned for several mages to come to him.

The iron rod, which had the momentum to destroy everything and brought a rumbling sonic boom to everyone's heads, just slipped into a large space door that was opened by several mages, with sparks flying everywhere.

Alvin braved the impact of the sonic boom and curiously jumped on the roof of a car. He stretched his head and saw a sea on the other side of the space door...

Seeing Wang Yuan, the fat man, sweating profusely, Alvin smiled and gave him a thumbs up and shouted: "Nice job, buddy..."

As he spoke, Alvin seemed to have thought of something, and asked curiously: "Where is it on the other side?"

Fatty Wang Yuan turned over his hands and spread his hands helplessly, and said: "It should be somewhere in the Pacific. When I came to New York, I took a flight from an island country and flew across the Pacific...

Hopefully it's far away from inhabited areas, otherwise a tsunami will definitely be inevitable.

I would be crazy to agree to your request..."

Alvin shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said with a smile: "The people there have a lot of experience in dealing with disasters!

People have experienced more earthquakes than you have experienced car earthquakes!

And the Pacific Ocean is so big, how could there be such a coincidence that that thing happened to land near the island country? "

As he said this, Alvin realized that the gloating in his bones was a little inappropriate.

After all, the island countries in this world have no grudges against me...

Seeing Fatty Wang Yuan open a space door and lead the mages away from here, Alvin smiled and shook his head, hammered his chest at the mages, and made a victory gesture.

When all the mages, including Strange, who was grabbed by Frank's neck to open the door, also left here, Alvin realized that he was actually left here!

Without the mage's space gate, when can I rush to the North Pole?

Just when Alvin was hesitating to call Strange, a large beam of colorful light suddenly fell from the sky and enveloped the surrendered dark elves, taking them away from the earth.

Alvin looked at the empty field and was about to raise his middle finger and curse in the sky when Nick Fury came over and said: "Norman Osborn just rescued President Ellis, but that guy is Killian." The guy ran away..."

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Thank you all for your understanding of how many days the crutches need to be worn out!

I haven't recovered from the cold yet, and my brain is always feeling groggy and uncomfortable. I may need to slowly adjust it.

When I am completely healed, I will speed up the progress and make up for the missed updates!

Long live understanding!

Thank you! Gratitude!