Chapter 761 Press Conference (Please Vote for Me)

Alvin stood on the podium and talked nonsense for nearly 2 hours. No matter what questions the reporters asked, he could make up a story based on the thriller model to throw dirty water on the big shot.

The FBI is incompetent, the Department of Homeland Security orchestrates terrorist attacks, members of Congress are profit-seeking bastards, the president is a controlled puppet, etc., etc...

The reporters were going crazy. Today was a bit too exciting. Everything that came out of Alvin's mouth should have been discussed for a long time.

All these reporters were thinking about how to report this matter, although Principal Alvin's story was full of words like guess, maybe, probably, maybe, and the like.

However, he used swear words to greet the immediate family members of America's top decision-makers during a national broadcast, which shows that there may or may not be some credibility in this matter!

Journalists are the ones who believe in conspiracy theories the most. Even the smallest thing can trigger their association, not to mention the current situation where "all the facts are there."

It is a fact that the American government has done nothing in the last 24 hours, and that is Tony Stark...

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The unlucky Depp, as the only government official who came to visit, is now lying in the special care unit of New York Hospital, holding his jaw that was broken into three pieces in pain, and complaining to his daughter in a vague tone, " I went, why didn’t anyone mention me?”

Ika looked at his father helplessly and said, "The best thing you can do now is to stay in the hospital. Maybe that crazy woman with a collapsed nose did a good thing this time.

There is nothing wrong with being forgotten by the media at this time! "

Depp looked unhappily and fumbled for a laptop from the bedside, and said vaguely: "Okay, okay."

As he spoke, he opened the computer with one hand and said impatiently: "Why has no one put all these things on mobile phones? When will the Stark Group's smartphones and smart systems be online?

Look at these crappy gadgets we are using now, these assassins really deserve to die..."

Ika reluctantly picked up a small digital camera and took a photo of his ridiculously handsome father with thick gauze wrapped around his chin, and then said: "You'd better get ready, your assistant will get it soon." Come in with a document.

The content on it is to urge the police to seize the time to solve the case. I will take pictures of these contents and send them to the media tomorrow. No matter what, we have to make a good gesture. "

Depp is very interested in all content related to the media. He nodded and agreed to his daughter's request, and then said: "What should I do, should I be a little harsher? George and his friends did very badly this time.

Ika looked at his father with a haggard look, and said tiredly: "Never make trouble for Director George, that will get us into big trouble.

In fact, if Chief George wanted, he could sit in the mayor's seat anytime he wanted!

People here like him, which he earned through hard work. "

Depp was stunned for a moment, then nodded calmly and agreed to his daughter's request, then held his chin and said with difficulty: "How about writing an article?

And it must be considered "politically correct" to scold President Ellis now, and people must hope that I can stand on the side of the Manhattan Tomahawk. "

Ika looked at his father helplessly and said, "I think you should take care of your chin first and then think about how to deal with Alvin.

Or you can use your status as an alumnus of the University of Pennsylvania to recommend a few students from Hell's Kitchen Community School to study there. This will definitely have a better effect than yours!

We don’t know what’s going on now, but America’s graduation season is coming, and that’s the big thing in Hell’s Kitchen…”

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After Alvin finished answering the last reporter's question, he touched the beads of sweat on his forehead tiredly.

Making up stories to frame others and then greeting their families is far less enjoyable than it seems.

Fortunately, Alvin's psychological quality is quite strong, and the owner of the white house in America is indeed full of tricks, so a press conference filled with swear words ended smoothly.

Looking at the satisfied media group in the audience, Alvin thought for a while, frowned and knocked on the microphone. After attracting the attention of the reporters, he said seriously: "I don't care who started the war, but I know about the war. The end of the film will eventually be accompanied by blood.

I hope someone can come out and give me an answer so that we can end these terrible days quickly.

New York is not Bogota or Tijuana and you should really be ashamed of yourself! "

After saying that, Alvin ignored the shouting reporters and turned around and walked towards the hospital lobby.

When passing by Pluto, Alvin hammered the bastard hard on the stomach and cursed fiercely: "If you bastards don't collect enough advertising money for me, I will come to your door one by one and beat the shit out of you. "

Pluto held his stomach in pain and retched for a long time. Looking at the fierce Alvin, this guy grinned with big gold teeth and was not afraid of boiling water and said: "I have no money, all the money is used to open a pharmacy.

This is a live broadcast across the United States. You can't let me use a small amount of ten or two hundred thousand to disgust you.

We have all discussed that the finals of this year's high school football game are about to begin. Regardless of whether the Hungry Wolves win the state championship or not, we will spend money to completely renovate the school's stadium this year.

How about a standard stadium with 8,000 seats?

In the future, just selling tickets will allow those kids to eat vegetables and beef every day..."

As he spoke, Pluto grinned, laughed twice, and said: "Principal Alvin, give me some strength and let me beat up that son of a bitch Yade. It was his idea. He can't just be beaten. Myself!"

Alvin rolled his eyes and raised his middle finger at Pluto, who was selling his teammates cleanly, and ignored the bastard.

The background of the press conference just now was really embarrassing. If I hadn't been a Manhattan Tomahawk, this would have been a complete farce.

We really can't let these gangsters fool around in the future. Their brain circuits are very different from ordinary people. They always pretend that they are legitimate businessmen.

This is fucking stupid, according to the law, most of them are now "legitimate businessmen"!

In fact, they have not completely recognized their identity change at all. Otherwise, if you even have a lawyer, would it be difficult to find a good planner?

Do you have to make a press conference that could have been a very high-end event look like a gangster specialties recommendation meeting?

It's not like they don't know, but this might just be Hell's Kitchen's fucking style...