Chapter 572 Poaching

Alvin was chatting and spanking with a group of soldiers in the public channel. He had already killed almost all the demonic reserve personnel. I guess Coulson and the others wouldn't be under too much pressure!

Just as Alvin was trying hard to pry open the big red toad's big mouth to find a gift for Ivan, Stark's voice came from the communicator, "Alvin, you bastard, why don't you have such an exciting thing?" calls me?

Where is the spicy chicken? Let me buy one for each of our soldiers! "

As he spoke, Stark shouted arrogantly in the public channel: "Are SHIELD's benefits so bad? Employees can't even find a girlfriend?

Guys, Stark Group has a large security gap, and the annual salary is four hundred thousand dollars. As long as you are willing to come, I will be responsible for giving each of you a girlfriend!

Colson, you can do it too. If you come here, I will give you an annual salary of 800,000 US dollars! "

Hearing Stark's blatant poaching, Alvin blew a loud whistle, laughed and shouted: "That's how it should be done! Guys, I guarantee that what Stark said is true!

As long as you are willing to change jobs, I will go in and look for you. It is not impossible for each of you to have a spicy chicken!

To hell with that one-eyed Nick Fury! Ha ha! "

As soon as Alvin finished speaking, the public channel was silent for a few seconds.

Just when Alvin thought that the field agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. were "too rich to be promiscuous", a burst of fanatical cheers came to mind in the public channel!

"Wow~ I like big butts~ Let's finish the spanking quickly, I have to go talk to Principal Alvin, haha~"

Coulson loudly scolded his men on the public channel, "Do your job well~

You fools, show off your elite looks! Don't be like a stupid idiot~

Shut up now~"

Alvin laughed so loudly that he didn't care that Colson seemed to roar at him in the end. Instead, he shouted happily: "Colson, don't be so serious!"

As he spoke, Alvin glanced at the succubi and said with some pride: "I'll come over right away, with my trophies, and I'll cheer up the boys!

Welcome to hell, guys~"

The cheers in the public channel could no longer be suppressed. A group of S.H.I.E.L.D. field agents fought hard while shouting, "Victory~Alvin Forever~

Victory～Alvin Forever～”

Coulson held the steering wheel of the Humvee and looked desperately at the communicator button in front of him. He knew that he should turn off the public channel at this time, otherwise all of his men might really run away.

Stark plus Alvin, wealth combined with power, no one in this world can resist this temptation.

But he just didn't dare. Coulson was afraid that Alvin would beat him up, and he was also afraid that he would be punished if he offended the public.

With a wry smile, Coulson glanced at Hawkeye, who was controlling machine gun fire next to him, and said, "I think we are definitely going to be unlucky this time!

If one of the field staff here is poached, Director Nick Fury will go crazy!

Dude, why don't you say a word? We need to calm these idiots down! "

Hawkeye glanced at Coulson, controlled the machine gun and shot several sheep-headed demons who were approaching, curled his lips and said: "I'm waiting for Stark to make an offer! Why is he willing to offer you 800,000?

I think if he can offer me 800,000 yuan, I can submit my resignation letter tomorrow!

There's nothing shameful about working for the world's richest man!

And he’s Alvin’s friend. I no longer have to worry about waking up one day and finding Alvin with his fists ready to beat the shit out of us! "

After saying that, Hawkeye glanced at Colson, who had an ugly face, and said with a smile: "Don't be like this Colson, we are not ashamed to do this!

Those field staff are all smart people. After this incident, no one will be willing to go against Alvin!

He will be the idol of all warriors~

You definitely won't be able to keep them if you want to force them to stay. They are in the field and there are no confidentiality regulations!

Why don't you be more generous? After all, Stark definitely didn't recruit them to watch the door.

Why don't you pay attention and see who are the last ones left?

I know that SHIELD has had some problems recently, so as long as those who are willing to stay are not the most loyal, they have problems!

Look, I'm thinking for you, and I'm trying to comfort you by the way!

One more thing, I hate my current way of thinking! "

Alvin was happily poaching with Stark in the public channel while pulling out the last tongue completely.

After waving the extremely powerful tongues in his hand, Alvin put them away with satisfaction, then turned around and loosened the golden vines binding the succubi. He smiled at the frightened succubi and said, "You can Try to escape. I am a kind-hearted person and usually don’t kill people~

This is your chance, I’m serious~”

The succubi seemed to be extremely afraid of Alvin's friendly smile. They shook their heads in fear and stood there without daring to move.

Alvin touched his nose, raised his fingers at the succubi, and motioned for them to follow him.

He is now very satisfied with his deterrence. It turns out that random killings really have the effect of deterring demons.

Who would dare to say that they have no brains again? I scared the devil so much that I surrendered!

Driving the mad wolves and ghost wolves to strangle the scattered demon cannon fodder, Alvin walked in front easily, without looking at the nine succubi behind him who were following step by step.

After a few dozen meters, the corner is around the corner, and Fox is still there. It's best to act more serious. If you don't act so serious, well, I don't know if African wolfberry is expensive?

Stark flew from the camp to Alvin, took a look around, blew a loud whistle, and said to Alvin: "Man, your hobbies are really hard to describe!

Wow~ Assign them an agent and they can completely destroy the Kardashian family with just their butts, haha!

You should give them a group name!

How about the "Baracks" hip combination?

Man, I own a TV station and you know a lot of reporters! I guess you can make a fortune by relying on them! "

Alvin reached out and raised his middle finger towards Stark, cursing: "FUCK YOU Stark, you bastard, get away!"

They are just my captives, not my slaves! "

As he spoke, Alvin turned to look at the cowardly succubi, and said seriously: "I personally hate enslaving others, and demons are no exception!

I would rather you shout "Freedom" and I will happily give you a knife, which will save me a lot of trouble! "

A group of succubi shook their heads desperately, and then the unlucky succubus who had flattened his nose said: "We are prisoners, and we are happy to be the slaves of the strong. This is the rule of hell! We are used to it!"

Alvin spread his hands towards Stark, who was floating in the sky, and said: "Look, their brains are no longer normal! Giving them to Coulson is the most correct choice!

The world needs some positive energy. There are already too many public figures who are like a piece of shit. Just let those brainless people go!

If one day my kids dress like these, I think I'm going to go to hell and kill them all! "

Stark shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said with a smile: "They are your prisoners, you have the final say!

But if you let them cooperate, those energetic soldiers will definitely like it, so you have to be more determined in poaching!

It's definitely impossible to find a succubus as your wife, but it would be nice to let those soldiers enjoy it. I guess those guys will go crazy!

Hey~ you can let them work in Yade’s nightclub~”

Alvin raised his hand to stop Stark's nonsense, waved his hand and said, "Get out of here!

Let the succubus work in a nightclub?

How many people who are not afraid of death would dare to find the succubus HAPPY?

They probably don't care, but with a weak physique like yours, you'll have to go to the hospital in less than two days! "

Stark was very dissatisfied and flew around Alvin, demonstratively accelerated on Alvin's head and rushed back to Coulson's position. At the same time, he shouted loudly in the public channel: "Guys, you guys Better hurry! Alvin brought the gift!

After finishing the fight quickly, we returned to the ground to have a real PARTY!

You poor bastards get ready, bring your tissues and forget about your roommate’s ass~

Alvin didn’t lie to you, he is indeed a lot of spicy chicken~”

Stark's words completely ignited the fire in the hearts of the desperate field workers. They let out a disgusting scream, increased the output of firepower, and swept away the few demons.

They clearly knew that sending themselves a devil girlfriend was a joke, but who would mind if they could just take a look?

After all, SHIELD's field training is harder than that of ordinary special forces. As Stark said, they now have impulses when they see their roommate's butt.

If they can't release their emotions occasionally, it's not impossible for these soldiers to get men pregnant!

Frank shook his head and laughed, aiming at several demons and shooting a series of long bursts, freezing them into ice cubes.

He is the most old-school soldier and doesn't like Stark and Alvin's messing around.

But now that he sees the work efficiency of those field workers increasing exponentially, he really feels that maybe turning people into fighting machines is not the only way to improve combat effectiveness!

Perhaps the ultimate goal of the person who proposed this method is not entirely for combat effectiveness, but for a group of executioners who completely obey orders and have no humanity!

When he was about to turn the corner of the passage, Alvin drove away the mad wolves and ghost wolves who were killing people.

Looking back at the demon that appeared again in the distance of the passage, Alvin smiled and shook his head. Those demons are not in a hurry, after all, things have to be done one by one. Anyway, the meat is in the pot, it doesn't matter how to stew it or how long it will stew for!

When Alvin led the succubi through the corner of the passage, the whole scene was quiet for a second, and then a stick of SHIELD's field agent drove a Humvee like a madman, charging madly at the remaining people. Not many demons.

All kinds of dirty words started to sound in the public channel!

Coulson looked helplessly at the succubi behind Alvin, glanced at Hawkeye with a wry smile, and said, "Who can withstand this thing~ Send me one, and I'll quit too~"

Hawkeye glanced at the obscenely dressed succubi, then looked at Coulson with contempt and said, "You taste really bad!

I saw the leather business card from Hell’s Kitchen in your clothes the other day, and I thought you really needed it! "

As he spoke, Hawkeye looked at Colson seriously and said sincerely: "I definitely didn't mean to laugh at you!

Our line of work is very stressful, so it’s normal to have some special hobbies!

Go and relieve stress once in a while and no one will laugh at you! "

Colson~~~

Alvin casually hacked to death a few fleeing demons and slid along the wall towards the Humvee position. Now he could easily see that the original fifteen Humvees had been reduced to seven.

It looks like their battle is not easy at all!

The tattered appearance of the paralyzed Hummers really made people feel chilly. Those demons don't have thermal weapons. It's really impressive that they can do this with just their strong flesh and an average-sized sheep's head hammer!

But those soldiers are really good!

Maybe there was a reason why Frank and the others helped, but none of the soldiers retreated or complained, which speaks volumes!

Fortunately, I didn’t hear that anyone was killed. This may be the best news today!

Just as Alvin approached the Humvee position, several bullets hit his feet, startling Alvin.

Looking up at the hot girl Shirley who was sneering at him, Alvin yelled at Frank angrily: "Look after your girl!

She almost beat herself to death just now! "

……………………

Asking for a monthly ticket! Asking for a monthly ticket!