Chapter 513 Misunderstanding
Alvin sat at the bar of the restaurant early in the morning, covering his old waist, and poured a little wolfberry tea on the little sapling that always shouted, "I am Groot, I am Groot."
Late last night, he returned to the restaurant with a rich woman full of luxury goods, which put his old waist through a huge test last night.
The little sapling opened his mouth and shouted "I am Groot", while sticking out his tongue to indicate that the wolfberry tea was not good at all, and the damn cockscomb punk hairstyle on his head was a little to one side!
Alvin impatiently tapped his finger on the little sapling's belly and said, "You little bastard, you still dare to be picky? You'll know what good things Alvin's father gave you when you have a girlfriend!"
Hmm~~You can have a girlfriend, right? Or can you do it all by yourself? I heard that many powerful plants do this! "
The little sapling could obviously understand what Alvin said, but he could only twist his body desperately, wave his chopstick-thick arms at Alvin, and shout "I am Groot, I am Groot" one after another. I couldn't express what I meant.
Alvin likes this gadget very much, because he won't talk back, won't resist, and can't even run away from home.
Taking out a watering can the size of a teapot, Alvin patiently used the water in it to water the saplings thoroughly, making him make a comfortable "whirring" sound, and from time to time he would also make "yah" sounds to show his appreciation. I am very happy now!
When the little sapling expressed satisfaction, Alvin put the kettle aside, took out a few cotton swabs, and carefully helped the little sapling remove the dirt from the gaps on his body.
The little sapling is a good tree that repays its kindness. After enjoying Alvin's attentive service, the little guy twisted his body happily, opened his tiny arms, and pouted his mouth desperately in Alvin's direction, signaling. Come over here quickly and let me kiss you to say thank you!
Alvin put his face close to him in a playful way, but the little sapling spat out the strange-smelling saliva on Alvin's face.
Then he laughed proudly and began to pretend that nothing happened, shaking his body gently, as if to welcome the sunshine and rain.
Alvin didn't have an attack, because little Ginny ran down from upstairs and shouted, "Dad, Daddy, has the little sapling drank water? I want to take him to bask in the sun!"
Alvin nodded to little Ginny with a smile and said, "But you have to finish your breakfast quickly. The sun every morning is the best tonic for him!"
Watching little Ginny rush to the dining table, Alvin smiled at Hela Fawkes who came down behind her and said: "Good morning! Beauties, can I buy you a cup of coffee?
We need to make things clear, otherwise I feel like I won’t be able to save the world with peace of mind!
This real world needs me~~"
As he spoke, Alvin stood up and poured two cups of coffee, but when passing by a sapling, he accidentally spilled a cup of coffee into his lunch box.
The little sapling let out an angry "I am Groot~~" and waved its arms desperately in Alvin's direction like boxing. What the hell is this? It tastes so bitter!
Alvin glared at the sapling with a sinister smile, said "Oh~" in a pretentious manner, and said sorry to Hela who was about to take the coffee in his hand!
Then he handed the other intact cup of coffee to Fox and said, "Look, your boyfriend is dizzy and weak now. Can you give him a chance to talk properly?"
Fox pursed his sexy lips, held coffee in one hand, and held Alvin's collar with the other. He came closer and kissed Alvin on the lips and said, "I'm not in a hurry! In fact, you can tell me in a few days!" I’m very satisfied with your performance last night!”
Hela couldn't stand the flirting between Alvin and Fox anymore, so she curled her lips and cursed an Asgardian alien curse.
He grabbed the coffee cup from Alvin's hand and poured himself a cup of this weird-colored drink.
She tasted it once on Stark's plane yesterday, and she found that she seemed to like the bitter taste!
The little sapling pinched its own neck, like a sea survivor struggling to death, and asked for help in the direction of little Ginny, letting out a deep cry, "I am Groot~~"
Little Ginny is a loyal little girl. When she saw the little sapling asking for help, she ran over with a bun in one hand and her short legs jumping upside down.
Putting the bun she had just taken a bite into Alvin's hand, little Ginny held the lunch box containing the sapling and shouted anxiously to Alvin: "Dad, daddy, is the sapling sick?"
Little Ginny's worried look made the little bastard lying in the lunch box look even more disgusting.
Alvin looked coldly at the little sapling, which was trying hard to pretend to be dead with one eye open, rubbed little Ginny's head and said, "Don't worry! He will be fine!"
I think he likes coffee very much. Maybe giving him a cup of the bitterest freshly ground coffee will help him feel better!
Trust me, the more bitter something is, the more effective it will be for his disease! "
Little Ginny wrinkled her little nose, looked at the "dying" sapling, and said: "Oh~~ I don't like coffee, it tastes very bitter!
Don't be afraid, little sapling, I can drink coffee with you. If two people drink it together, the bitterness may be half as good, hehe! "
Facing Alvin's terrifying smile, the little sapling stood up decisively, pretending to be enjoying it, and hugged little Ginny's face and kissed her heavily.
Little Ginny didn't realize the confrontation between the little sapling and her father, and said happily to Alvin: "Dad, the little sapling is ready! The coffee is really useful. After hearing the name, the little sapling is fine!"
Alvin laughed loudly and twisted little Ginny's nose, and said: "Then if the little sapling gets sick, you can buy him a cup of coffee. He will definitely be very happy!"
Little Ginny nodded happily, turned around and went to the dining table with the little sapling in her arms. Caesar chased after little Ginny with some amusement, looking at the little sapling that made faces at her from time to time with evil eyes.
With a fat grin on his face, Mexicos circled Alvin's legs, his eyes staring straight at the bun in Alvin's hand, and his long tongue lolled out as he rubbed left and right on Alvin's legs to show his courtesy!
Alvin glanced at the greedy fat wolf, waved the bitten bun in front of its eyes, and then stuffed it into his mouth. My daughter accidentally forgot the buns, and dad has the obligation to help eat them!
Mexicous pulled down his very human face to make a grimace, and turned around dejectedly, preparing to go to little Ginny to show his courtesy.
There are three silly kids behind them, and they can get a few delicious meat buns every day just by pretending to be stupid and cute. It's a pity that my beauty can't be used by the Druid boss, otherwise I would gain at least five more pounds!
Alvin glanced at Fox and Hela, who were naturally at odds with each other, and complained in his heart that Frigga, an old woman, had caused a big trouble for him!
Fortunately, I am determined in my heart. No matter how beautiful Hela is, she is still thousands of years old, and the young Fox is still suitable for me!
With this thought, Alvin completely let go and glanced at the bitter Hela who was enjoying the coffee. You are a dependent goddess and you have nothing to explain to you. I will move out today.
Even if there is a war in New York today, I will ask old Kent to make room for you in the apartment opposite no matter what! Otherwise, how could a dignified Hell's Kitchen talker be in good shape if he couldn't straighten his back every day?
Holding Fox's slender waist, Alvin pointed at Hela with a smile and said: "I didn't have time to introduce it yesterday. This is Hela, the daughter of Frigga and the sister of Thor! She is about two thousand years old this year!"
As he spoke, Alvin looked at Fox's incredible eyes and said, "Yes, she is a retired goddess from Asgard.
I promised Frigga to look after her a little, your flower shop is a great place to go!
I thought Frigga called you at first, but obviously our queen completely forgot about it!
So last night~~~"
After hearing this, Fox looked at Alvin with a strange expression, and suddenly said with some emotion: "You will spoil me rotten! You will make me look like a willful little girl who has not grown up!
Stop doing this! I'm very sorry! "
Alvin spread his hands and said with a smile: "Actually, I find it quite exciting, but not too often.
You know, I try my best every time! "
Fox rolled his eyes and hugged Alvin hard, kissed him hard on the lips, and said, "Am I stupid? Oh my God! What did I do yesterday?"
Alvin smiled and hugged Fox's waist, and said with a chuckle: "It's nothing, you just shot and broke the "magic wand" Wesley used to make his girlfriend happy.
Then you swore a few dirty words at a foreign goddess. It almost caused a cross-universe diplomatic dispute.
Of course, she should have scolded her back just now. Although none of us understood it, we all knew that it was not a good thing! It should be considered even now! "
With a rare blush on his face, Fox hammered Alvin on the chest, then looked at Hela apologetically and said, "Please forgive a woman for being so sensitive! You are indeed so beautiful!"
If I apologize to you now, can you forgive me for my rudeness yesterday?
I'm really sorry, I must have looked like a crazy woman who lost her mind yesterday! "
As he spoke, Fox covered his face and said with extreme embarrassment: "I have been thinking about giving you a shot before, but now I just want to give myself a shot!
terribly sorry!
I'm Fox, and I'm really sorry about what happened last night! "
Hela took a sip of coffee, glanced at Alvin who was smiling, and said, "Just like Alvin said, we are even!
This is a fun experience!
Should I call you boss now?
That's what all your waiters here call Alvin.
One more thing, I like your character very much, this is what women should be like! "