Chapter 1763 Black Widow Is the Real Feminist

In the hotel room…

Alvin had to use his words to get rid of those over-enthusiastic Russian security officials.

Close the door and silence the room...

Alvin motioned to Tarkov, who came after hearing the news, to guard the door of the room to prevent anyone from coming.

Taking off his dusty suit, Alvin went to the bathroom, took a cold shower, and changed into light pajamas.

I contacted Natasha and the others who had been away from home...

Alvin used his mobile phone to send the address of the nearest safe house to them.

After sitting on the sofa with a bottle of beer and waiting for nearly 15 minutes...

Through the shared vision of the crow, Alvin saw Natasha and Melina enter the safe house in a bit of embarrassment.

Opening a space door, two super black widows were greeted.

Alvin looked at Natasha covered in dust, he smiled and said: "What's wrong with you?

Did you also encounter snipers and explosions? "

Natasha ignored Alvin's teasing. She saw a pig-headed woman wrapped in tape and turned into a mummy, lying on the carpet in the living room in extreme misery...

After looking at Melina next to her, Natasha frowned and sat across from Alvin, and said a little strangely: "Who is this?"

Alvin spread his hands and said: "I also want to know, who is this person who wants to shoot my head off?

My mind is very confused right now, so I need you to come back and help me with some interrogation work. "

As he spoke, Alvin took a sip of beer bitterly and said, "You know my temper is not very good...

And today is particularly bad! "

Melina was a fastidious woman. Although she was a little embarrassed, she still walked unhurriedly to the bathroom that Alvin had used just now, preparing to tidy up her appearance.

When passing by the second bedroom of the luxury suite, the door suddenly opened...

Yelena walked out of the room wearing light pajamas and bare feet.

Her semi-dry hair showed that she had just taken a shower in the room...

Melina glanced at Yelena with a smile on her face, and then she glanced at Alvin in his pajamas...

Seeing the strange expression on Melina's face, Yelena had no intention of explaining it, but seemed to have thought of something, and a happy smile appeared on her face.

Then she dragged her "mother" into the room and closed the door with a bang...

Natasha glared at Alvin who looked unhappy and said, "You guys went out today?

What happened between you?

Why is Yelena so happy? "

Alvin snorted with a nose that was not a nose or a face, and after gulping down half a bottle of beer, he said: "Your sister is a psychopath, don't you know?

How do I know why she is so happy?

Maybe she discovered that she suddenly developed a second growth today...

Maybe she thinks she has a chance to break through the 'Black Widow's' curse of short legs! "

As he spoke, Alvin looked at Natasha glaring at him with dangerous eyes.

He thought that this crazy woman was a close friend of Foxx. If she started talking nonsense on social media, his life would be difficult...

Alvin waved his hands helplessly and said: "Today we went to the Central Bank of Moscow.

And then I played the role of a terrified VP…

Maybe my performance was too good, but your psychotic sister seemed to feel particularly honored when she saw the Manhattan Tomahawk scream! "

As he spoke, Alvin spread his hands and said, "I am serious about acting!

As a method supporter, I feel that my performance today was very good.

But your sister, apparently got me a bit confused with the character...

You see, this is the highest level of performance, which makes onlookers ‘too deep into the drama’!

To be honest, I just don't like the way your agents do things, otherwise there would be no room for you to eat. "

Natasha obviously didn't believe Alvin's nonsense. She stood up and walked to the bathroom to clean herself up before asking what happened.

A few minutes later, Natasha, wearing a pair of underwear with sparse fabrics, walked out of the public security room and entered Alvin's room. She dug out a set of home clothes from a large bag.

Seeing her open appearance while changing clothes without even closing the door, Alvin took a sip of beer irritably and said loudly: "Can you go to your room to change clothes next time?

And can you please not leave your things in my room?

Fox will video chat with me every day. How can I explain if she sees you like this? "

Looking at Natasha, she wiped her hair with a towel indifferently...

Alvin said a little funny: "Do you know why the divorce rate in the United States is so high?

Just because of the existence of 'generous' women like you, men will always have the illusion that they are very attractive.

It’s really not easy for Bucky, he must have a good heart! "

Natasha walked out of Alvin's room and sat down opposite Alvin...

Seeing the clear gaze in Alvin's eyes, she nodded appreciatively and said, "I will call Fox to praise you!

In fact, you are still a gentleman at heart! "

As she spoke, Natasha looked at Yelena and Melina who were walking out of the room one after another. She smiled and said: "This is how we work...

Before the most critical moment comes, kick the unreliable man out of the team...

Or it's our instinct to make reliable men even more reliable.

Women are inherently weak, so we must make full use of our strengths.

Among the best agents and assassins, women account for more than half. What do you think is the reason?

When men face women, they will naturally feel that they have an advantage, which will slow down their reaction by about 2 seconds. "

Alvin looked at the three female agents who were all equally successful and said with some disbelief: "So you use beauty as a weapon!

Is this true for both the target and the partner? "

Natasha said matter-of-factly: "If necessary, why not?

Through contact and conversation, making people relax their vigilance and open their minds is the way agents work. "

Alvin looked at Natasha a little awkwardly and said, "Don't you feel uncomfortable?

Especially if you already have a boyfriend..."

"You should think of female agents as actors, not scheming bitches."

As the elder of the two female agents, Melina is not too willing for them to be misunderstood...

Looking at Alvin's confused expression, Melina said seriously: "Body, temperament, beauty, and knowledge are all weapons of the black widows.

Like that Jinna, always wanting to climb into your bed is the lowest form of behavior.

The KGB has been degenerated for too long. Those units dominated by men have always felt that women must sacrifice their bodies.

For this reason, they even invented many training programs that are disgusting...

There was no reason why the ‘Red House’ became independent back then!

In fact, women know yourselves better than you men..."

As she spoke, Melina stared into Alvin's eyes and said: "In our business, we must have a sense of mission and a spirit of sacrifice...

But we have been training them like princesses since they were young.

Temperament, conversation, knowledge, pride...

For the mission, Black Widow doesn’t mind sleeping with her target!

But so far, I haven't found a few people worthy of Black Widow's physical sacrifice.

The KGB, including other spy organizations, always want to use women's bodies to take shortcuts...

In fact, that is the stupidest thing to do, and it is also the world's greatest malice and prejudice against women...

The funny thing is, many women themselves take it for granted! "

Alvin listened, whistled, and said with a smile: "Okay, I apologize to you for my inner prejudice!

I didn’t expect ‘Black Widow’ to be a serious feminist!

Aside from the fact that being your boyfriend will definitely be harder, I support your theory! "

As he spoke, Alvin looked at Natasha and Yelena who had strange expressions, and he said with a smile: "What your 'mom' said is right!

So do you mind putting away your instincts in front of me?

I am a man who is about to get married, and being tested is a kind of torture for me!

If you win, I will be in trouble...

If you lose, you obviously won't be very happy...

Let's be a little more sincere, okay? "

Natasha and Yelena looked at each other, then pursed their sexy lips and said with a smile: "Next time I change clothes, I will close the door...

I should record what you just said, Fox would be happy to hear it! "

Alvin shook his head irritably and said, "Can't you go to your room?"

Natasha shook her head naturally and said: "You want us to be in a place full of Russian agents...

Walking through a 40-meter corridor with the smell of gunpowder all over your body, taking the elevator down to the next floor, and returning to your room to change clothes? "

After hearing this, Alvin waved his hands helplessly and said: "Then you can go to Yelena's room in the future, I will take a look later...

It only takes a few seconds for me to open a door. "

Natasha looked at Alvin who was avoiding her family in a funny way, and said, "I finally understand the pain of that long-legged girl Hela and Giselle!

You really don't have much courage, and your will is obviously not as strong as you say! "

Alvin glared at Natasha, who was looking at him with a mocking expression, and said unhappily: "Nonsense, any man with grace is an unlucky and vulnerable group when facing a beautiful woman.

Why should we test our will?

I am desperate, so I will immigrate to Saudi Arabia..."

Natasha laughed out loud at Alvin's embarrassing excuse. She looked at Alvin with strange eyes and said, "You bet you don't dare!

But you are the invincible Manhattan Tomahawk, whatever you say will be whatever you say...

Ha ha! "

After hearing this, Alvin glared hatefully at Natasha, who was no longer afraid of him...

He looked at the pig-headed female agent on the ground fiercely, and said irritably: "If all women looked like this, wouldn't the worries of successful men disappear?

There's nothing wrong with pig heads, right? "