Chapter 1323 Weakness
Alvin's first trip to the universe came a bit unexpectedly...
Maybe it’s to show off, or it’s a form of self-expression6
Peter Quill used a relatively brutal maneuver to drive his spaceship through Nidvenir's atmosphere full of electromagnetic interference and debris and broke into the universe...
Alvin had only seen images of the universe in magazines or movies.
But the real universe is so dark that it makes one's heart palpitate. The darkness that cannot be illuminated by light makes Alvin behave a little abnormally.
Especially since they had experienced a brutal upward acceleration just now, and damn Peter Quill turned on the spacecraft's omnidirectional detection system as if to please Alvin, the passenger.
The camera outside the spacecraft projects the outside world into the cabin in real time...
That was a disaster for Alvin, who had to seriously prepare himself mentally even for a ride on a pirate ship...
The spacecraft passed through the dangerous atmosphere of Niedervenir and entered the universe, and after starting a smooth voyage...
Rocket Raccoon in the cabin stared in horror. He tried hard not to look at the one-piece combat uniform he just changed into today...
Just now, when the spacecraft passed through the gravel belt and entered the universe, Alvin pulled his collar and used him as a vomit bag...
The unlucky Rocket Raccoon raised his head, pinched his nose with his right paw, and tried to push Alvin away with his left paw at first.
After the sober Rocket Raccoon compared the strength of the two sides, he wisely patted Alvin on the shoulder and told him to "vomit slowly"...
"I think Alvin has vomited all over Rocket's pants..."
Drax looked at the tearful Rocket Raccoon. He touched his upper body with fear and said, "Fortunately, I never wear a shirt. Alvin will never unzip my pants and vomit on my little brother..." …”
Groot, who was blinking and wondering whether he should help Rocket Raccoon, nodded in agreement and said, "I'm Groot!"
As he spoke, Groot touched his somewhat dry chest, looked at the red-skinned Drax, and said, "I'm Groot!"
Drax nodded seriously and said, "You must agree with me, right?
Wearing tops is not good for our bodies, especially my breasts are very sensitive...
What the Rockets are going through now proves my theory...
Oh, and I think it must have flooded up to Rocket’s waist! "
After the spacecraft stabilized, Peter Quill switched to autopilot, and then he proudly stood up from the driving seat and walked to the cabin...
"I'm the best driver..."
Peter Quill watched Alvin lift his head from Rocket Raccoon's collar, and he said in surprise: "Wow~ What did I miss?"
Rocket Raccoon bared his teeth and raised his middle finger at Peter Quill, and then forced a smile at the apologetic Alvin...
Seeing that Peter Quill was about to jeer, Rocket Raccoon shouted angrily: "Shut up..."
After saying that, Rocket Raccoon "escaped" into the smelly lower warehouse...
"Nebula", who had always been very depressed, glanced at the surprised Gamora, and she burst out laughing as if she was going to die at any moment...
"Is this the 'reinforcement' you are looking for?"
As he spoke, "Nebula", whose hands were cuffed, crossed one of his legs to relieve his stomach that was a little sore from laughing.
Then he laughed and shouted: "You actually regard a country bumpkin who is 'seasick' and 'afraid of heights' as the key to dealing with Ronan?
Hahaha, give me the star map...
I'll tell you Ronan's location, and I can even help you sneak into Ronan's spaceship.
I can't wait to watch you get torn to pieces by Ronan's people...
But before that, I will peel off your skin with my own hands..."
Alvin wiped the foam from the corner of his mouth, walked to "Nebula" and wiped her blue bald head with his wet palms...
Seeing the shocked expression on "Nebula's" face, Alvin sniffed, then said with a smile: "Remember what you just said, I will treat it as your 'confession'..."
As he spoke, Alvin knocked nearly half of "Nebula"'s iron skull, and said with a smile: "Don't let me down, you definitely don't want to see me disappointed...
I may not be Ronan's opponent, but I can definitely kill you.
Or if I don’t kill you, I will find a funnel and pour the stuff I just vomited into your stomach...
This might save some food, although those dwarf pâtés look terrible too..."
"Nebula" angrily kicked Alvin in the abdomen, but Alvin grabbed his ankle...
"Gently" stepping on "Nebula's" other foot, Alvin pinched her ankle and lifted it hard, making her do a "standing horse"...
The sound of "Zila Zila" sounded, and the joints of "Nebula"'s legs began to dislocate and deform, and then it made a tooth-piercing "moan" sound.
After hearing this, Alvin glanced sideways, then shook his head in amusement, and said: "Abusing a cyborg will not make me happy again..."
As he spoke, Alvin took another look at the complex mechanical components of "Nebula" and said with a smile: "If these are all caused by your perverted father.
I think you should hate him, not your sister, or the whole world..."
Gamora looked at "Nebula" in great pain. She rushed to Alvin's side anxiously, wanting to push but didn't dare.
In the end, she could only clasp her hands and pray and say: "I'm sorry, I can apologize to you on behalf of 'Nebula', she has just agreed to our request..."
After hearing this, Alvin put down "Nebula"'s leg, then nodded and said, "I'm a little uncomfortable with you doing this. I'm not a man-eating beast, and I'm not as scary as you think.
Even if I wanted to gut Peter Quill right now, I wouldn't actually do it.
Why don't we all act normal...
Well, you can think of me as a mean passenger on a boat.
Except for the occasional harsh words, I generally don't kill people randomly! "
As he spoke, Alvin glanced at the endless darkness around him. He shook his head helplessly at Peter Quill, who was a little at a loss, and said, "Can you turn off this damn projection..."
What fun is there in making yourself seem to be floating in the universe? "
After hearing this, Peter Quill nervously turned off the holographic projection. He rubbed his hands in embarrassment and said in a hoarse voice: "This, this, is a little different from what I imagined..."
Alvin looked at the floor and ceiling that had returned to normal, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then said with a smile: "What's different?
Can’t the Manhattan Tomahawk be afraid of heights?
Well, maybe there are some other problems related to the sense of space...
nobody is perfect!
There should be no ‘perfect’ people either! "
Perhaps it was Alvin's exposed flaws that made Peter Quill feel like he was dealing with a real "person" again, or maybe he found a sense of superiority in Alvin's flaws...
The Alvin who killed nearly 20,000 biological soldiers by himself a few days ago doesn't seem so scary anymore.
After changing his cautious and cautious attitude, Peter Quill walked to the cabinet in the cabin and took out a bottle of wine and handed it to Alvin, and then said with a smile: "I'm a little unsure, after all, I have lived on a spaceship since I was a child... …
And I’m a little surprised that a person who is so uncomfortable facing ‘flying’ and ‘space’ is actually the same person I saw the day before yesterday…”
Alvin opened the drink handed over by Peter Quill, smelled it, and then put down the bottle in disgust...
He took out a box of whiskey from his space backpack and put it on the table. Alvin smiled and said, "If these are the things you eat and drink every day, then I feel I must take off my hat to you!"
As he spoke, Alvin took a bottle of whiskey and threw it to Peter Quill, and said with a smile: "Try this. When I say to my friends, 'Would you like a drink?', that's what I drink..."
Peter Quill held up the whiskey, pursed his lips and nodded, and then asked carefully: "You mean we are your friends?"
Alvin nodded helplessly and said: "Compared to this bad voyage, taking a friend's spaceship may make me feel better."
As he spoke, Alvin looked through the cockpit into the dark universe outside...
When he was in the universe, the stars in the distance were indeed much brighter, but the oppressive darkness that couldn't even be illuminated by searchlights still made Alvin a little uncomfortable.
The spaceship was like an insignificant speck of dust floating in the universe. With no reference points around, Alvin couldn't even feel the spacecraft sailing...
Alvin, who flew into the universe for the first time, was caught off guard by what he encountered...
The vast universe made Alvin suddenly feel very small. The feeling of powerlessness that life and death were not under his control was an extremely painful torture for people like him.
This feeling is different from "fear of heights", which is a disease...
But Alvin dared to fly, as long as he didn't lean against the window and didn't look out, there would be no problem.
Because he knows that no matter what happens, he can handle it...
But in the universe, the feeling of controlling one's own "destiny" disappears...
There was no emotion like joy or excitement at all. Alvin just felt that if possible, he would never want to come to the universe again.
Seeing the uncomfortable expression on Alvin's face, Peter Quill relaxed.
Taking a sip of his hometown drink, Peter Quill said with a smile: "Maybe God feels that an 'imperfect' savior is more suitable for this universe..."
Alvin was stunned for a moment, thought for a moment, and then said with a smile: "Except for 'God' and 'Savior' being wrong, everything else is basically fine!
Being ‘imperfect’ allows me to spend more time with my family and to realize my ‘small’ ideals…
This is great!
I like the bustle of people coming and going, I like running down to earth...
I like to find warmth, happiness, and ideals among the crowd..."
As he spoke, Alvin glanced at "Nebula" and Gamora, who had strange expressions, and said with a smile: "Sailing an unknown distance in the universe just to kill some psychopaths is not something I like.
But if necessary, I will repeat, repeat, repeat!
Until no one comes to disturb the peace of the solar system again! "