Chapter 1165 The Secret of Blackmail

Alvin lost his temper randomly at a few little guys, but judging from their indifference, the effect was probably not very good.

Alvin felt very worried about this. It seemed a bit ridiculous that a big boss like him who was in jail could not do anything with a few children!

He took out his phone and called Dr. Banner. He gave him a series of paternalistic complaints and finally told him, "Hulk can come out when necessary to see if he can scare these unlucky children!"

After talking to Dr. Banner on the phone, Alvin thought about it and called the old rat. This old rat lived and ate his own food. He had been teaching as a young apprentice for almost a year, and he actually got 32+18, which was 60. Is this an acceptable answer?

The old mouse Splinter on the other end of the phone only listened to Alvin complaining for half a minute, and then he began to use "dirty words" with Alvin in a mouse language that humans could not understand...

Alvin definitely didn't understand what he said specifically, but among the languages ​​​​around the world, swearing is the easiest to learn, because the tone and context determine that you don't need to know how to say it, but you just know that it is not a good word...

Alvin stared unconvinced and scolded the old rat for 5 minutes in three languages: English, Chinese, and Chinese dialects, and then hung up the phone with satisfaction.

What's the best way to relieve stress and irritability?

Just blame other people or mice for the problem...

This really made Alvin feel a lot better, because he ruined the good mood of the other two people...

After venting his anger, Alvin looked at the children who had gone to the grass outside the door to have a laugh and make a mess. He smiled helplessly and could only comfort himself in his heart, "They are all children. It would be a pity to kill them!"

Rick Cassel came to Alvin's side. He looked at Alvin with his head held high and said, "It seems that you are having some trouble educating your children. Maybe I can give you some advice...

You know Alexis is a very good child! "

Alvin squinted at Cassel, who was showing off in front of him, and said, "Are you sure?

Some asshole who got kicked out of every private high school in New York told me he was an education expert? "

Cassel nodded matter-of-factly and said, "At least I can tell Alexis what to do without getting fired.

Of course, there is no such thing as ‘dismissal’ in your place…”

Alvin looked at the proud Cassel coldly and said, "Then you must have not contacted your daughter for a while.

I heard that there is a girl named Alexis who went to solitary confinement three times in the first half month of school. Do you think she is the same person as the Alexis you know? "

Cassel stared at Alvin after hearing this. He took out the phone in a panic but didn't know who to call. Finally, he looked at Alvin and said: "This, this is impossible, my little angel is The most disciplined...

Frank, is it Frank? This lunatic actually did such a thing..."

As he spoke, Cassel stood up, waved his fists, and circled Alvin while saying: "I want to duel with that bastard, he is persecuting a lovely girl...

How could he do this? Is there no room for a cute and kind little girl in Hell's Kitchen? "

Alvin squinted at the anxious Cassel and said sarcastically: "You are definitely not the first parent to trouble Frank, but if you dare to shout 'duel' verbally, you have defeated 90% of the weaklings. .

I'm optimistic about you, go show Frank something awesome! "

Cassel was stunned for a moment, then looked at Alvin with a "killer" look, and said: "I want to challenge Frank. I haven't lost in the author circle competition, 'Spelling' and 'Sudoku'." Pass.

He has to pay for what he did! "

As he spoke, Cassel looked at Alvin a little confused and said, "What on earth did Alexis do?"

Alvin glanced disdainfully at Cassel, who changed his mind quickly, and said with a smile: "Well, she didn't do anything. She just acted as a 'defense lawyer', using her clear understanding of complex school rules to help several students." A naughty kid managed to get away with it...

Of course, the school always has its own way of dealing with this kind of 'prick'..."

As he spoke, Alvin looked at Cassel, who had a strange expression, and said with a smile: "You should be very proud now, that girl will be a good material for a lawyer in the future.

But she needs to understand that when one person is both a law enforcer and a judge, the lawyer cannot win.

Every time that girl asks Frank to add a school rule, she is persecuting future juniors and juniors..."

Cassel said with both frustration and joy: "This at least proves that Alexis is a responsible girl, right?"

Alvin smiled and nodded, and said, "Yes, as long as she can survive under Frank, the 'dictator', she will have fewer detours if she wants to be a lawyer or something in the future.

I must say, that girl is really good. She is only 12 years old and can recite school rules that Frank himself can't even remember. She is really a talent! "

Cassell frowned, shook his head helplessly, and said, "Hey, can you change the punishment method?

I know that a teacher's authority will indeed have a bit of a stress reaction when his authority is challenged, but is it a bit too harsh to put him in solitary confinement at every turn?

Should I talk to Frank? Will front row tickets to the New York Knicks impress him?

Alexis has been a little afraid of the dark since she was a child..."

Alvin glanced at Cassel meaningfully and said with a smile: "I can assure you that every decision Frank makes is made after careful consideration.

You don't know Frank well enough, and his stress response is not what you think!

But you do have to thank Frank, at least Alexis will no longer be afraid of the dark after graduation..."

As he spoke, Alvin tilted his neck, looked at Cassel, and said with a smile: "Okay, Mr. Clerk, tell me what exactly are you going to say today?

You're almost going to the moon! "

After hearing this, Cassel instantly put aside his worries about Alexis. He looked around and found that Beckett was not paying attention to him. He carefully sat down in front of Alvin, and then whispered: "Mutants The union will form a law enforcement team soon, right?

As the chief 'secretary' of the union, can I also work part-time as a consultant to the law enforcement team?

You know, I helped Beckett solve hundreds of murders, and that was the inspiration for my writing...

If possible, could you recommend me to Judge Kapust? I would also like to be a judicial police consultant..."

As Cassell looked at the strange expression on Alvin's face, he waved his hand and said, "Don't look at me like that, I know the rules.

I will ask my lawyer to draft a disclaimer and will never let the bailiffs and the Mutant Law Enforcement Department get involved in lawsuits..."

Alvin stared at Cassel's old face, waved his hands and said with a smile: "Am I someone who is afraid of lawsuits?

I'm just surprised how you survived until now?

Are all your best-sellers written by seeking excitement from reality? "

Cassell nodded proudly after hearing this and said with a smile: "Not all writers can find a policeman as their girlfriend..."

As he spoke, Cassel lowered his head in front of Alvin, brows twitching and said: "How about it? Say hello to the old judge for me, and I'll invite you to Yade's nightclub for a drink...

There are the hottest girls in the city…”

Alvin leaned back after hearing this, took out his mobile phone and operated it, then looked behind Cassel and said seriously: "Hey, Beckett, you have to take care of this bastard Cassel, he is going to kill him I brought it up badly..."

Cassel stared at Alvin with a horrified expression, and then he jumped up and turned around and explained in horror: "I was joking just now, I have never been to any Yade nightclub, nor have I seen anything there. Girl, FUCK…”

Looking at the empty space behind him, Cassel, knowing that he had been tricked, helplessly spread his hands, turned around and said: "Okay, okay, you win!

For the sake of entertaining you, can you help me? The conditions just now are still there...

FUCK, oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean you, Beckett, this..."

Beckett didn't know when she stood behind Alvin. The national affairs discussed by Fox and other women made her a little confused, so she wanted to find Cassel to enjoy their time together, but...

Glancing at the cell phone that was recording in Alvin's hand, Beckett squinted at Cassel dangerously and said, "Oh, what's the condition?

If you want to impress Mr. Tomahawk, the ordinary conditions are not enough..."

Cassel watched Alvin shaking the mobile phone in his hand. He smiled dryly and rubbed his hands, and said: "A few old records. I saw an old record player in the Peace Hotel. It seemed that there were still a few classic records missing. Old records.”

As he spoke, Cassel looked at Alvin who looked uninterested and wanted to turn on his phone to relive his "funny" performance. He gritted his teeth and said, "There is also a complete set of signed novels by Steve King. Collector's Edition……"

Alvin nodded with satisfaction after hearing this, put his phone in his pocket and patted Cassel, then stood up and hugged Beckett, and said in her ear: "You found a wild boyfriend. , you have to keep an eye on him..."

Beckett rolled her eyes, looked at Cassel with a strange expression, and said, "What were you talking about just now?

Why do Alvin's words make me have some strange associations? "

Cassel smiled dryly and waved his hand after hearing this, and said: "It's just a topic between men. Alvin is asking me for some tips on educating his daughter.

You know how good Alexis is..."

Beckett smiled and looked at Cassel, whose left eye would blink erratically whenever he lied. She smiled and said, "So~

What does Alexis and Yard's nightclub have to do with each other? "

Cassel looked at Beckett, whose eyes were full of murderous intent. He let out a breath and said desperately: "OOPS~ It's over..."