Chapter 735 I Am a Hammer
"You are indeed sick!" Qin Haodong said to Bolton calmly, unmoved, "Generally speaking, your body is indeed very healthy, but you have a problem, bad breath, very serious bad breath."
"Uh……"
Bolton was embarrassed when he was pointed out in public that he had bad breath, but fortunately he was a black man, and his complexion well concealed his blush.
James said: "Teacher, you are so right. This guy has severe bad breath. I usually keep a distance of two meters when I talk to him, otherwise the smell is really terrible."
Seeing that the teacher suddenly hit this big old black disease that is close to privacy, the students present immediately burst into warm applause.
In the past, they were conquered by the reputation of the medical saint, and now they have witnessed the miraculous medical skills of the medical saint with their own eyes.
Qin Haodong continued: "Traditional Chinese medicine and Western medicine each have their own strengths. Although the medicine of your World Medical Association is developed, your bad breath is caused by stomach fire, and Western medicine cannot find the root cause of the problem and cannot treat it.
So you have been plagued by bad breath all these years. I'm afraid you are still single. Except for severe rhinitis, I believe that no woman can accept your smell. "
James said cooperatively: "Teacher, you guessed right, although this guy makes a lot of money, he is still a single dog. I guess he is probably still a virgin..."
He is incomparably happy now. These people slander traditional Chinese medicine doctors and say that he was brainwashed by Chinese people. Although he was angry, he was helpless. Now the teacher finally helped him out of his anger.
"Mr. Qin, I admit that you did not misdiagnose this time."
Although Bolton was embarrassed, he still admitted it in public, and then sat back to his seat angrily.
He just sat down when another Caucasian member of the World Medical Association stood up, "Mr. Qin, my name is Gullit, although I have seen your miraculous medical skills, I still want to verify it, you look at me What's wrong?"
The class was quiet again. You must know that these people from the World Medical Association are already very healthy. It is not easy to see a bad breath. No one can say whether they can accurately diagnose this person again.
Qin Haodong looked indifferent and full of confidence, and said, "Your stomach is not good, but the Western medicine instruments can't find the cause, and it shows that you are afraid of cold, and you can't eat cold food at all.
Using the standard of Western medicine to diagnose you are healthy, but also very painful. This disease is called stomach cold in our Chinese medicine. The reason is that you like to eat cold food all the year round, which leads to excessive cold in your body. "
Gullit said excitedly: "That's right, Mr. Qin, you're right at all, Chinese medicine is really amazing, I'm completely convinced."
After he finished speaking, he sat back in his seat.
Seeing that the members of the delegation were conquered by Qin Haodong's medical skills one after another, Rooney's face was a little overwhelmed, and he said, "Mr. Qin, since you are so powerful, what's wrong with me?"
Qin Haodong said, "You look healthy now and have no problems except obesity."
There was a smile on the corner of Rooney's mouth, thinking that he had finally caught the flaw of this Chinese man, but before he could open his mouth, he heard Qin Haodong continue: "But you suffer from seasonal allergic rhinitis. Allergies, manifested as sneezing, runny nose.
Although this disease is fatal, it makes you very painful, but Western medicine has no good way. You can only use hormone drugs to maintain the disease. This drug has serious side effects. Your current body obesity is related to long-term medication. .
Mr. Rooney, how is it? Am I right? "
Rooney's face blushed, and he finally nodded with gritted teeth: "You're right, I do have this disease."
Now everyone is not calm. If it is said that it is not difficult to diagnose the disease when it is onset, but now it is September before the onset of May, and there is still half a year left.
Qin Haodong could see his hidden illness at a glance, and this miraculous medical skill can only be classified as a miracle.
Seeing that Qin Haodong made accurate diagnoses one after another and completely stepped on the prestige of the World Medical Association, Rooney said unwillingly: "Mr. Qin, we are doctors, what we need to do is to help patients relieve pain, accurate diagnosis alone is useless, the most The key is to come up with a cure.”
"No problem," Qin Haodong said. "Although I am teaching TCM diagnostics today, if Mr. Rooney wants to see how TCM treats diseases, I can also satisfy you."
Rooney said: "Okay, please treat the case you just diagnosed."
Gullit said: "Respected teacher Qin, let me ask another question. I heard that although Chinese medicine is effective, the treatment period is very long, and it takes a long time to drink Chinese medicine soup. Your treatment will not make us wait for a long time, right? ?"
"Of course not." Qin Haodong said, "Traditional Chinese medicine is extensive and profound, and there are many treatment methods. Taking medicine is only one of them. In addition, there are various treatment methods such as acupuncture, massage, massage, cupping, and diet therapy."
As he said, he took out the needle bag from his pocket, "The diseases I diagnosed today do not require medicine at all, and can be completely solved with acupuncture."
At this time, another member of the delegation stood up: "Mr. Qin, I am Nedved from the World Medical Association. Although I am a Western medicine, I am also very familiar with acupuncture and have obtained the certificate of an acupuncturist in country m. .
In my opinion, acupuncture and moxibustion can only be used as an adjuvant therapy for relaxing tendons and activating blood circulation. It is impossible to use it to treat diseases. "
Qin Haodong said: "Mr. Nedved, let me give you an analogy. For example, acupuncture is a powerful high-explosive grenade, but if you don't know how to detonate it, it can only be used as an iron block, or as a hammer at most. use.
You are welcome to say that our acupuncture is a hammer in your hands. The acupuncturists in your country do not understand the connotation and essence of acupuncture at all. Only in the hands of high-level Chinese medicine practitioners like us, can it show its true power. "
His words were sonorous and forceful and unceremonious. Seeing that Chinese medicine practitioners could finally raise their eyebrows in front of the World Medical Association, the students present immediately burst into thunderous applause.
Seeing that Qin Haodong said so directly, Nedved's face was hard to look at, "Good teacher Qin, I'll see how your acupuncture is different from mine, who is the grenade and who is the hammer."
It seemed that the foreigner was still not convinced. Qin Haodong ignored him and stepped in front of Huang Fusheng, "Take off your clothes, and I can clear your allergy symptoms in 5 minutes."
Although Huang Fusheng was very dissatisfied with Qin Haodong, he also knew that it was an open class, not when he was emotional, so he could only cooperate by taking off his clothes and exposing his entire back.
Qin Haodong held the needle bag in one hand and released the needle in the other. His speed was too fast. Before anyone could see what was going on, Huang Fusheng already had more than a dozen silver needles on his back.
Nedved was taken aback. Although he is also an acupuncturist, it would take at least 5 minutes to complete the acupuncture of these points.
Qin Haodong's speed is so fast, he almost suspects that this Chinese man is stabbing blindly, doesn't he need to distinguish acupuncture points? Doesn't he need to be in control?
Qin Haodong didn't pay any attention to Nedved's shocked expression. He stretched out his hand and flicked the ends of the silver needles one by one. He saw that these silver needles seemed to be powered by an engine, and they kept shaking, sending Aoki's infuriating energy. Injected into Huang Fusheng's body.
"My God, how is this done? It's not scientific at all!"
After Nedved was shocked, he took out a silver needle from Qin Haodong's needle bag, raised his hand and stabbed a needle in his Hegu point. He thought that the silver needle was specially made, and it might be made of high-tech things. .
But he soon discovered that the silver needle was no different from the one he used. The difference was not the needle, but the way people used needles.
With the penetration of the silver needle, the erythema on Huang Fusheng's body began to disappear at a speed visible to the naked eye, no more or less, and it disappeared completely in just 5 minutes. Qin Haodong reached out and took all the silver needles back.
"Oh my god, Chinese medicine is really amazing. Just a few injections, the allergy symptoms will be eliminated..."
"How is this done? Totally unscientific?"
"Is this medical or magic? It's hard to believe that this is true..."
James shouted: "I usually tell you that you don't believe it, but now you see it, my teacher is amazing, and Chinese medicine is amazing!"
There was a smug look on his face when he spoke, as if he himself was the one who got the needle.
After the treatment of Huang Fusheng, the second one came to Bolton's halitosis.
Bolton took off his shirt early, revealing thick chest hair. Although this problem is not big, it has troubled him for many years, and he can't even find a woman.
But when he saw the shiny silver needle, he still said nervously: "Mr. Qin, does it hurt to pierce such a long silver needle? Do you need some anesthetics?"
Qin Haodong didn't answer him at all, he raised a silver needle and pierced the Tanzhong acupoint in his chest.
Bolton opened his mouth wide in surprise when he saw the silver needle pierced into his chest. If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have even felt that there was a silver needle on his body. This technique really surprised him.
"My God, how did you do it, Mr. Qin? It really doesn't hurt at all."
"Acupuncture is about the unity of hand, eye, heart, and mind. As long as you can do these points, you won't hurt when you pierce it."
Qin Haodong said, reaching out and grabbing the real tail of the silver needle.
"Okay, you can try it, and you will never have bad breath again."
Bolton stretched out his right hand to cover his mouth in disbelief, and then put it on his nostrils and smelled it, and then exclaimed in surprise: "Oh my God, my bad breath is really good, I can date beautiful women in the future, I finally don't have to be a virgin anymore..."
A few members of the World Medical Association next to him leaned close to him. In the past, as long as they were within two meters, they would smell an unpleasant odor, but now they are within half a meter of him, and there is still no peculiar smell.
Two minutes to cure the bad breath that Western medicine can't do anything, this is completely beyond their understanding, if Bolton is not their member, I really think this is the trust that Qin Haodong found.
Several people praised: "Mr. Qin, this acupuncture is really amazing!"
Nedved said with admiration: "Mr. Qin, I apologize to you, in front of your miraculous acupuncture, I am indeed a hammer!"
Although he knows a little Chinese, he is not very proficient, and he doesn't know that hammer has another meaning in China. This sentence immediately made everyone present burst into laughter.
Then came Gullit's stomach cold. Qin Haodong didn't even use acupuncture this time. He stretched out two fingers and massaged on his Zhongwan acupoint a few times. The cold is cleared away.
"Okay, there's nothing wrong with your stomach anymore."
Gullit asked suspiciously: "Mr. Qin, you just touched me a few times, is it cured?"