Chapter 381 Shut up, Second Goods

"This……"

These people glanced at each other and were quite surprised by Qin Haodong's reaction.

They had already discussed it before they came today. The basic strategy was to anger the old man Hua Zian, and then the two sides clashed further. I believe that the hospital will eventually stand on their side. After all, each of these people is a doctor of medicine who has studied abroad. He is the director of each department, the authority of each industry, and the core strength of the hospital.

It is precisely because of this confidence that they look down on Chinese medicine practitioners, and they have no fear in wanting to squeeze Chinese medicine out of Guangren Hospital.

But now the situation has changed a bit, the hot-tempered old man Hua is not there, and this young man is even calmer than the old man, and he does not react at all in the face of their successive provocations.

Since two can't work, then three, three can't work, then four, see how long you can carry it. These people decided to continue this game, so that Qin Haodong has no patients to see and see how long he can endure it.

At this time, another elderly patient in his 60s appeared in front of the door, "Doctor, I have a headache, can someone please take a look at me?"

Dong Kai immediately greeted him and shouted, "Headache, why didn't you go to see a Western doctor for a headache, and went to the Chinese medicine clinic?"

"I, I believe in Chinese medicine, I think Chinese medicine can cure the root cause!" said the old man.

"You old man is really confused. What traditional Chinese medicine cures the root cause is used to deceive people!" Dong Kai said spittingly, "Headache, what's the use of you looking for a Chinese medicine? Hua Tuo, have you heard of it? Legend has it He is a genius doctor in Chinese medicine, but even he can't cure Cao Cao's headache, do you think the current Chinese medicine can cure your headache?"

"This……"

The old man hesitated, feeling that what Dong Kai said seemed to make sense.

"Go to the neurology department to have a look. A headache is not a trivial matter. If there is a brain tumor or something, it will be troublesome. It needs to be detected and treated early."

Dong Kai said that he directly pushed the old man out of the Chinese medicine clinic. He turned around and looked at Qin Haodong with a proud expression. Who knew that the latter didn't even look at him, and was still sipping his tea leisurely.

"Fuck, who is this person, it's really useless, and you still don't get angry?"

In addition to being surprised, Dong Kai looked at Qin Haodong with contempt.

Not only him, but even the two little nurses next to him looked at Qin Haodong with disdain. He felt that the young doctor in front of him was so useless that he made people poop on his neck, and he didn't even dare to fart. One.

"Doctor, help my son take a look, what kind of disease does he have?"

During the conversation, an old woman in her fifties or sixties walked in with a young man in her 20s. The two men were in shabby clothes and seemed to be poor people at the bottom of the society.

Dong Kai came over again and asked, "What's wrong with your son? Where is the discomfort?"

The old lady said, "My son, for some reason, suddenly developed a serious skin disease from the day before yesterday, and his entire lower body is black and blue."

Dong Kai repeated the old trick and said: "You should see Western medicine for skin diseases. Western medicine is more professional and scientific in this area, and Chinese medicine is not reliable at all. Director Zhang of our hospital's dermatology department is here, and now I will ask him to give it to him. Take a look."

After saying that, he turned around and pulled Director Zhang over. Who knew that after seeing Director Zhang, the old woman said, "My son was looking for him yesterday, and she asked my son to test his blood, and then asked my son to test his urine. After a lap, no disease was found, and the cost was more than 1,000 yuan, and half a month's salary of my son was spent!"

Director Zhang also recognized the old lady and her son at this time, and said embarrassingly: "Eldest sister, you can't blame me, your son is not suffering from a simple skin disease, there should be other diseases.

But don't worry, there are experts from every department in our hospital today. You can give your son a joint consultation, and the cause will definitely be found. "

Dong Kai followed up: "Yes, expert consultation. This has always been the advantage of our western medicine. Everyone came to see what disease this young man has."

After he finished speaking, the experts gathered in a circle, surrounded the young man, and said, "Take your pants off and let's see what's going on."

Since so many experts have treated her son, the old woman immediately said excitedly: "Yes, son, there is nothing to be ashamed of, let the doctors see it."

The young man hesitated for a moment, and finally took off his pants, only to see that she had turned black and cyan from below the navel, even the second master was not spared, and continued to the ankle.

Seeing this situation, everyone frowned.

"Boy, does your skin hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt!"

"Is it itchy?"

"Is it numb?"

"Not numb!"

The experts asked several questions one after another. The young man's skin looked very scary, but it was neither painful, itchy nor numb. Although they were all experts, no one had ever seen such symptoms.

Seeing the heavy expressions of these doctors, the old lady hurriedly asked, "Doctors, what's wrong with my son, did he have some serious illness?"

Director Zhao of the Department of Gastroenterology said, "Young man, have you eaten something unclean? I feel like you are poisoned."

The old woman said: "Impossible, the children of our poor family don't go out to restaurants as often as you city people, we eat at home every day, and we eat poor food, and I eat the same as my son, what's wrong with me? nothing?"

"This……"

Director Zhao was speechless for a while. Director Zhang of the Dermatology Department said, "Could this be an allergy? Have you been exposed to any allergens?"

The young man said: "I work on the construction site every day, and I am faced with masonry and cement. There are no allergens. If you are allergic to it, you will already be allergic, and my skin is only dark below the waist. If you are allergic, it should all change. The color is just right.

Besides, didn't you have me screened for allergens yesterday? No results! "

Director Zhou of the Andrology Department said: "Young man, did you have any unclean sexual behavior and contracted a venereal disease?"

Since these experts said one sentence and one right sentence, they didn't have any rules.

Director Zhou said dissatisfiedly: "We are consulting you, what is your attitude?"

The young man said angrily: "Consultation is a fart, I think you people are quack doctors, you are just blind! Especially you, it's nonsense, I don't even have a girlfriend, and I'm still a virgin, how can I have a sexually transmitted disease? "

"This……"

Seeing the young man getting angry, everyone was dumbfounded. Originally, they wanted to take care of the young man's illness, so that Qin Haodong would have no patients to accept, but who would have thought that after a long time, no one could find the cause, which was a shame.

Qin Haodong put down the teacup, stood up and looked at these people with a smile: "What's the matter? Aren't you all experts? Isn't Western medicine very scientific? Why don't you look down on other people's diseases?"

Director Zhang's expression was stagnant, but he still said bravely: "We are only preliminary diagnosis and treatment. If we want to make a diagnosis, we have to go through careful inspection with precision instruments. When the young man comes back with me, I will check it out for him and I will definitely find it. The cause is."

Unexpectedly, just after he finished speaking, the young man immediately said excitedly: "Check...Check...Check...you know about checking, yesterday's inspection fee already cost me more than 1,000, and I have to check again, doesn't it cost me to check? Do you? Will you take the inspection fee for me?"

Director Zhang said embarrassedly: "Young man, only accurate examination can confirm the diagnosis. This is science, you have to believe in science!"

"Science shit!" the young man said angrily, "I worked hard for a day on the construction site, and I only earned more than 100 yuan, and I gave it to you black-hearted doctors. Quack doctors! You are all quack doctors!"

Being pointed at the nose and scolding a quack doctor, Director Zhang was extremely angry and aggrieved, but he had nothing to say, who made him really find the cause of the disease.

Seeing that these people were unhappy, Qin Haodong was naturally very happy. Looking at them, he smiled and said, "Aren't you very scientific? Aren't you experts? Why can't you find the cause? Does it feel good to be called a quack doctor?"

Dong Kai's expression was stagnant, and he said, "Don't be complacent, kid, he is a complicated disease. Even if we can't find the cause, can you find it?"

Qin Haodong smiled slightly: "Of course! In fact, the young man's disease is very simple, the reason why you can't see it is because you are self-righteous, high above, and always hold on to some bullshit science, and don't think about it from the perspective of ordinary people. think."

Hearing that Qin Haodong could cure the boy's illness, the old woman said, "This doctor, can you really find the cause of my son?"

Qin Haodong said, "I'm not one of those quack doctors. This disease is very simple and can be cured in minutes."

The old woman said again and again: "Great, this doctor, thank you, I thank you for my son!"

Dong Kai immediately said: "Don't listen to his bragging, it's just a lie. I don't believe that so many experts can't find the cause, so he can do it!"

"Now I will convince you people!" Qin Haodong said to the little nurse next to him, "Drink a basin of water and bring a piece of soap over.

The little nurse didn't understand what he meant. Why do you still need water and soap to see a doctor? Can this be used for healing?

Dong Kai said sarcastically: "Tang, do you think the patient is dirty? You want to wash your hands before seeing the doctor?"

Qin Haodong glanced at him: "Has anyone told you that if you don't speak, you can hide your ignorance. The more you talk, the more incompetent you appear?"

"You..." Dong Kai blushed and said angrily, "I don't believe that you can cure the young man's illness, wait and see what else you can say."

Soon, the little nurse came over with a basin of water and a bar of soap. Qin Haodong asked the young man to sit on a chair, then took off his shoes and put his feet into the water basin.

Dong Kai couldn't help but said sarcastically again: "Tang Feng, isn't this what you call foot soaking in Chinese medicine?"

Qin Haodong ignored him, picked up the boy's trousers, then sprinkled clean water on his legs, and put on soap, just when everyone didn't understand what he was doing, he suddenly found that the color on the boy's legs began to fade quickly, revealing The original yellow skin.

The old woman asked in surprise, "This doctor, what disease does my son have?"

Qin Haodong stood up and said with a smile, "Your son is not sick at all!"

Director Zhang exclaimed: "Impossible! I have 20 years of experience in practicing medicine. If a person is not sick, it is absolutely impossible for the skin to be that color. You must have done your hands and feet in the water and put illegal drugs, right? "

Qin Haodong glanced at him as if looking at an idiot, and said jokingly: "Shut up, you bastard, you are still a dermatologist, and you have 20 years of medical experience, can't you see that he is just discoloring his underwear. already?"