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Chapter 562 Post-Processing

567. Post-processing

After Jenny was rescued, Curly, the leader of France, announced the "tragedy" to the entire French people in the afternoon.

"First of all, I want to tell you something heartbreaking. This time, a total of 237 people from our French Foreign Legion on the African continent were killed, including 5 top experts. But we rescued the trapped Dr. Jenny and Jimmy Lieutenant, they will arrive in France early this morning, and we will welcome the "heroes" home."

The news from France will make many countries who are confused about the situation look confused. What is going on?

After some intelligence officers made inquiries in the local area, everyone realized that the foreign corps sent by France to guard the oil pipeline in Africa had suffered heavy losses from a "natural disaster" this time.

After many countries heard the news, their first reaction was to joke?

A full 237 people were bitten to death by snakes? Isn't this a joke? However, as they got to know each other better, they understood how "failed" France was this time.

After listening to Delta Solomon's report, the American black boy couldn't laugh or cry: "France is really unlucky this time, isn't it? Major Solomon, are you sure it's not man-made?"

Solomon stood up straight in front of a group of parliamentary and presidential bosses and said: "Mr. President, I am sure."

Robert, the Secretary of Defense of the United States, wondered: "If it wasn't man-made, why would there be so many different venomous snakes suddenly appearing in Africa?"

"Reporting to Mr. Minister, local experts speculate that they have dug out the location of the snakes. And it is said that someone in the area once accidentally fell into a large hole, which was filled with all kinds of venomous snakes." Solomon replied.

"What was the cause of the helicopter crash?" Black Boy asked.

Solomon had the most say about this, and he replied unswervingly: "Mr. President, according to my judgment, the French commander Wien fired rockets in violation of regulations, which caused the airflow to rise and caused the accident, and from the explosion he blew up A large number of venomous snakes also emerged from the entrance of the cave. It can be judged that the other party found the snake's nest by accident. "

"Hey, may God bless France." The black boy said a "hypocritical" moment of silence. In fact, he and Robert were extremely happy at this time.

The withdrawal of France means that the various weapons and equipment of the United States can reoccupy the African market. You must know that more than 50% of the previous market was from France. Now that France's vitality has been greatly damaged, it will naturally no longer "compete" with the United States. strength.

As a former colony of France, if the United States wants to get involved in this piece of fat, there is no suitable opportunity, so it is really difficult to do so.

This time, while France's vitality was severely weakened, they naturally needed to march.

However, the face project still needs to be done. The black boy turned to his secretary and ordered: "Help me draft a message and send it to the French Prime Minister. The American allies are very sad about France's experience in Africa. If humanitarian "support" is needed, the United States will definitely provide it." help."

"Yes, Mr. President."

Although everyone in France is saddened by the loss of 237 members of the Foreign Legion, they are really immersed in the "joy" of welcoming the return of the "heroes" at this time.

Not only were Dino and Art not "punished" this time, but they were given an image of being "unafraid of life and death" by Curly Hair.

France now needs such an "image" to dilute its sadness.

But not all French people are willing to accept Curly's rhetoric. Among them, the Rose of France and some human rights organizations jumped out to criticize Curly, saying that he regarded the lives of soldiers as "ants" for the sake of oil.

Some French "brainless fans" also started their best operations at this time.

"strike"

Yes, you heard it right. The French "brainless fans" are on strike again. This gave Curly a very headache.

France's current budget is in deficit every year. In addition to wiping the United States' butt, the annual expenses for treating some people who have escaped are astronomical.

Moreover, this group of people also took the "relief funds" allocated to them by the French Congress as a matter of course.

Many people even start "liquing and drinking" after receiving relief funds. What should they do if they run out of money? Of course they are going on strike to promote their so-called "freedom".

Members of Congress who could have ignored this group of people, many chose to stand with these people who had escaped and swore their "rights" for the sake of their own votes.

Anyway, in their eyes, as long as you vote for them, you can do anything.

This time, with the help of human rights organizations and various anti-"expatriate" organizations, French Rose and several artists who had gone to Hollywood to hang out for a while were also "brought together" to come in. A march "against" Curly began again.

As the saying goes, when people are full, they have nothing to do. Most of the people who joined the demonstration this time were people who received congressional relief funds. They could live happily even if they didn't work for a month.

But for real salaried workers, others are too lazy to deal with this group of "brainless fans". Are you kidding me about going to a demonstration? Will you help them pay next month's mortgage and medical insurance?

When it comes to who hates Western human rights organizations the most, working-class blue-collar workers are definitely "the first to bear the brunt." They pay huge amounts of wealth every year, but are still criticized for "inaction."

What these people don’t know is that if France didn’t have these blue-collar workers paying taxes, it would probably be the first big country in the alliance to go bankrupt.

Of course, these refugees who live on relief won’t understand. If they don’t have money, they just wait for Congress to give them money. What if they get sick? They just wait for volunteers to treat them.

Paying taxes? Haha, that’s never something they consider. Currently, more than 70% of crimes in France are caused by this group of people.

But why don’t people in Congress stop it? Because they need these votes in their hands. As long as they can hold their seats as members of parliament, they don’t need to worry about other things.

So this has led to the dissatisfaction of many native French people. The result is that the more famous the city in France is, the fewer native French people there are, and they are willing to live back in villas in the suburbs.

Instead, the city is full of “dilapidated” scenes.

Because of this contrast, many people are very uncomfortable after coming to France. People who don’t know think they have come to a former colony.

This phenomenon has caused France's finances to be in great danger every year. Some skilled personnel have chosen to go abroad. After all, they are not fools.

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