My Phone Can Swipe Money

Chapter 448 I Tried Not to Laugh

451. I couldn’t hold back my laughter.

When Tang Wen was preparing to go to Southeast Asia to accept his "gift", an interview with classmate Xiao Wang immediately became popular on the Internet. Xiao Wang's black-faced expression throughout the whole process made Tang Wen laugh.

This starts with classmate Xiao Wang’s recent “live broadcast” of watching football.

It is said that when classmate Xiao Wang took his new girlfriend to London to watch the Olympic Games, he met Dong Na, a very stupid reporter in China.

An interview between them even became popular on the Internet.

Originally, Xiao Wang wanted to go out for a walk after being kicked out, but no one expected that he would meet such a mentally retarded player.

The corner of Tang Wenxiao's mouth twitched directly, and then he continued to open the widely circulated interview video.

Dong Na: "Xiao Wang, what do you think of this Olympics?"

Classmate Xiao Wang: “???”

Dong Na: "What do you think of the organizers of this London Olympics? How are their preparations?"

Classmate Xiao Wang: "??????????"

Dong Na, who couldn't clearly see the situation, continued to ask: "It is said that you were attacked last time. Is it true? Didn't it say that you were injured and hospitalized?"

At this moment, classmate Xiao Wang is on the verge of explosion. At this moment, classmate Xiao Wang still has a huge gauze on his head. This is an unknown brain defect.

Xiao Wang, who couldn't bear it anymore, replied directly: "I think you should go see an ophthalmologist first." Then he left with his new girlfriend.

The cameramen next to her were all sweating for Dong Na, joking. How stupid do you have to be to ask such a question? Is it true that you were attacked? Can't you see the big gauze on my head?

Sure enough, as soon as the interview video was posted online, netizens burst into laughter.

"Damn, this girl is so ugly."

"Hahaha, I was laughing so hard. Is it true that you were attacked? Aren't you in the hospital?"

"I can guarantee that no one who has attended junior high school will be able to ask such a question."

"Goutou, aren't you in the hospital?"

"Are you hospitalized today?"

For a time, there was an endless stream of ridicule on the Internet, and some dirty information about this mentally retarded female reporter was also found out. In particular, the videos of some of the athletes she interviewed before have gone viral.

For example, if I wish a male long-distance runner to win the women's 800-meter long-distance race tomorrow, the athlete's face would turn black with anger. Another thing is to catch a player who just won the gold medal and say it.

"It shouldn't be your strength to win this championship, right?"

The coach next to him was so angry that he wanted to hit him, so he directly pulled the embarrassed athlete away.

Another is to say to a famous sprinter: "Your number 4+4+1 equals 9. You are on the ninth track today, so is 9 your lucky number?"

"When you touch the track with your hands, are you praying?"

Contestant: "This is testing the softness and hardness of the track." Then he ignored her and left.

Within a few hours, netizens found out all the stupid comments she had made in the past.

Tang Wen laughed so hard that his stomach hurt. In the evening, Tang Wen learned that there was an interview between Xiao Wang and Big Head Baby today, so he asked Qin Feng to go to TAXX to enjoy it. As soon as the time came, the two of them couldn't wait to turn on the TV. .

Big-headed doll: "Do you think you are a handsome guy?"

Classmate Xiao Wang: "Forget it."

Big-headed doll: "But I think you are very ordinary." Xiao Wang's face on the TV has turned dark.

Then the big-headed doll continued to ask: "What do you think about marriage?"

Classmate Xiao Wang: "I'm not married."

The big-headed doll continued to ask without giving up: "Then you will also get married in the future. What do you think?"

Classmate Xiao Wang crossed his legs and said speechlessly: "I am a non-marriage person."

Big-headed doll: "Don't your parents object?"

Student Xiao Wang: “They don’t interfere in my affairs.”

"Then I heard that you had considered getting married before?" The big-headed doll was still very determined to give up.

Classmate Xiao Wang sneered, "Didn't you say that too? That was before."

Just as Tang Wen and Qin Feng were watching with gusto, Xiao Wang came in with a depressed look and cursed: "Damn it, why are you meeting idiots these past two days?"

"Haha, look at you on TV." Tang and Wen laughed.

Classmate Xiao Wang looked at the big-headed doll on TV and sneered: "This woman is just a fool. If my father hadn't asked me to hang out, I wouldn't want to deal with her."

This is true. Previously, Big Head Baby also went to interview the father of classmate Xiao Wang. As a result, Lao Wang didn't like this big-headed doll either.

For example, one of the stupid questions she asked: "Why does Wanda want to get into real estate?"

“Why is Wanda selling the property?”

Lao Wang sneered directly: "Wanda is a real estate company. If you don't get into real estate, why sell sesame cakes? As for why Wanda doesn't sell buildings? Our real estate company doesn't sell buildings. Does it look good there?"

At this time, Big Head Baby and Dong Na have been given many new nicknames on the Internet: "Chat Terminator", "Xuan Ming Er Lao", "Brainless Duo" and "Retarded Teenagers Group".

Tang Wen has never had a good impression of these two people. The big-headed doll also wanted to interview Tang Wen through some connections, but Tang Wen refused.

Just kidding, Tang Wencai, the crazy-brained big-headed doll, didn't bother to talk to her.

It has to be said that the conversation between Big Head Baby and Dong Na is really awkward, especially Big Head Baby who always likes to cross his legs in a high-profile manner. First of all, he is disrespectful to the guests, and secondly, his emotional intelligence is really low.

So not only artists, but also athletes and even some business people don’t like this Big Head Baby. Since an entrepreneur confronted Big Head Baby in person last time, no one is willing to go on her show now.

But an entrepreneur said that when he failed in his business, he saw the moon on the plane and was inspired.

Big Head Baby asked: "How can you see the moon on the plane?"

The entrepreneur was embarrassed and had nothing to say. After more than 30 seconds, Big Head Baby reacted and said: "Oh, you are sitting by the window in the plane, right?"

The entrepreneur remained silent.

Another question was asked by Big Head Baby when he interviewed a dance artist.

When talking about whether to eat pork, Big Head Baby asked: "Can you kill a pig?"

When the dance artist said that students eat boiled cabbage, Big Head Baby asked: "Why not eat fried cabbage?"

Especially when Big Head Baby interviewed a gay artist, he asked: "Do your parents know your sexual orientation now?"

The artist remained silent, as his parents had died more than 20 years ago.

So Big Head Baby and Dong Na are both very strange.

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