Chapter 242: How Easy!

"There is a picture of his father on it..." Yuelang Xingxi, Jiang Hai is leaning on the straw stack at the cowshed in the outskirts of New York State, looking at his mobile phone while eating, and recently stayed with these cows After a long time, Jiang Haidao gradually got used to the taste of them, at least he could still eat around fifteen cows.

Now the cross talk on his mobile phone is exactly what he downloaded. As for whether there is any copyright, Jiang Hai doesn’t know. He just downloaded it on the Internet, and not one person talks about cross talk, but all of Demou Club. , what is being performed now is the cross talk of Boss Guo, who is the leader of Demou Club. I have to admit that in China, when most people are the main theme, the cross talk of Demou Club is quite fun, although there are some People seem a little vulgar, a little vile, and they always make jokes about people who are flattering, but this is where the joke is, just like Boss Guo’s partner Yu Shaobao said, this is their job.

It is said that cross talk cannot make the audience happy, so what else is there to say? Jiang Hai admits that he is a layman.

He likes money, beautiful women, and luxurious life, so he still likes these things very much.

Although he is in the United States, in addition to watching cross talk, he often watches domestic variety shows and the like.

Of course, he doesn’t like to watch shows like Kuaiben that are obviously biased towards younger and older people. He is very interested in watching programs such as running men, or singers on the Internet, refrigerators, etc. of.

On the contrary, he doesn't like variety shows in the United States very much. Like the Voice of America, America's Got Talent, Conan, Oprah's talk show, stuff like that. He felt average, because sometimes the jokes in it were really dirty.

Many people in the US imperialism can talk about that kind of thing on TV without changing their faces or beating their hearts, such as men's length, time, skills, whether women like to talk about it or not. The sound of barking and the like are said everywhere. You said that Jiang Hai, a country farmer who has no girlfriend and lives in the suburbs, always looks at these things, and his nutrition is almost out of control.

Of course, there are some programs that he still prefers to watch. For example, Victoria has a secret or something, as if no one has a secret, Jiang Hai's heart will become calmer when he looks at the dangling in the screen.

Well, it's just pure admiration of clothes, heck, believe it or not. Anyway, Jiang Hai believed it.

Speaking of variety shows in the United States, the one with the widest audience should be wwe, that is, professional wrestling in the United States. It is divided into several channels, raw, smackdown, and tna. roh, me and so on.

In the Americas, whether it is South America, North America, or even island countries, they like wrestling very much.

But this thing is just an entertainment show, because the fights are all fake, no matter the outcome or the fighting scenes, they are all following the script now, Jiang Hai has also watched wwe before, But that was when hhh was competing with Gao Bo. At that time, it might be a real fight, because almost every week there would be blood on the ring.

According to the current statement, these people are all good actors, whether they have a script or not, at least they look real.

But now, uh, that's the thing, sometimes the opponent has already reacted before the hand knife hits the person, for example, most of the women's competitions are like this, but having said that, Jiang Hai still I really like watching women's competitions, cough, I can't keep up with my nutrition... It's better to watch domestic variety shows to calm my heart.

Today is sixteen to eight, and tomorrow is the quarterfinals. This is also the last night, a night that needs to be watched carefully.

Because Jiang Hai, the only old cowboy here, Robbins Garcia, will go to the slaughterhouse to watch the slaughter of cattle tomorrow. In order to avoid any accidents, Robbins Garcia will not come to watch the night tonight. Jiang Hai stayed alone for four hours.

After returning to the hotel, Jiang Hai ate, washed, and went to bed first. He went to bed at eight o'clock and slept until 1:30 in the middle of the night before getting up. After washing, he drove to replace Einol- Sisi.

From two o'clock in the middle of the night to six o'clock in the morning of the next day, it was Jiang Hai's time, and his physical fitness was twice the limit of human beings.

Jiang Hai's physical fitness is quite good, not to mention just watching for four hours, and before that he slept for six hours.

It shouldn't be a problem just to keep him awake for three or five days, and it might be longer if he has been trained.

But Jiang Hai is not willing to go through the hardships, what is he doing training these things when he has nothing to do, he might as well think about how to improve the scales on his body when he has that time, just by upgrading to a level, the improvement method will be obvious different.

At the same time, his own strength has also doubled. If he upgrades to another level, maybe there will be more changes.

So at this time, Jiang Hai was very peaceful, just sitting there, drinking tea, watching cross talk, and nibbling melon seeds.

Time passed by every minute and every second unconsciously. Behind Jiang Hai, those cows also knelt there, breathing evenly. Well, a creature like a cow may be the animal that likes to fart the most in the world. You said it doesn’t eat soybeans every day and drinks cold water. How can it fart so much?

Fortunately, Jiang Hai was sitting in the upper wind, if he sat in the lower wind, then he would suffer.

Seeing the time passing by every minute and every second, in the blink of an eye, the time has come to around three o'clock in the middle of the night. As the easternmost region of the US Empire, the dawn here is also very early. Although the US Emperor is not like China, only a standard time.

There are two here. The time in the eastern part of the United States is different from that in the western part of the United States, with a difference of about an hour.

But one hour can't stop the sun from rising quickly here. At about three o'clock in the morning, the sun has gradually risen.

The darkness before dawn is also the darkest time, and the functions of human beings also represent the most sleepy time here.

Even Jiang Hai couldn't help yawning, but just as he hadn't finished yawning, suddenly he saw a few figures in the darkness in the distance, slowly walking towards him .

"Who is it?" Jiang Hai rubbed his eyes, turned on the camera of his mobile phone, and shouted at the person in the distance through the bright light.

"It's me." Hearing Jiang Hai's words, the person on the opposite side also called out. Generally speaking, such a standard answer would make the caller let go of his guard, but Jiang Hai's vigilance was suddenly raised. Get up, because the voice is strange.

"Standing there, who are you?" Hearing what these people said, Jiang Hai shouted loudly.

And hearing Jiang Hai's cry, the group of cows that were sleeping behind Jiang Hai woke up, but unfortunately, cows are not night-vision animals, so they have nothing to do when they wake up. Just lay there with eyes open.

After hearing Jiang Hai's words this time, the few people here didn't answer any more, but they were just walking, but now they started to run, watching them galloping towards him, Jiang Hai narrowed his eyes After getting up, he was sure that these people had absolutely no good intentions, so he put the phone on the haystack next to him, turned on the recording function,

At this time, these people also rushed over, and when they walked into Jiang Hai, they saw that there were five of these people, except for four who were empty-handed, and one person was carrying something on his body. , the four people here looked at each other, and in an instant, three of them rushed towards Jiang Hai, while the other one walked towards the cowshed with the man carrying the things at the first time.

Looking at the actions of these people, Jiang Hai knew that these people should be aiming at his own cattle.

Is this okay? These cattle are Jiang Hai's wealth and life! At that moment, he didn't keep his hand anymore, and immediately ran towards the three people who were rushing over. The three people saw Jiang Hai and dared to greet him, and they were not polite, and rushed towards Jiang Hai immediately.

Jiang Hai's guess is correct, these people are here to deal with Jiang Hai's cattle, and they have already known about it before.

Jiang Hai was the only one watching over Jiang Hai's cowshed, and he didn't have a gun yet.

Then none of the five of them had any weapons, not to mention five against one, even three against one, they didn't think Jiang Hai would be their opponent, just like now, the first person to rush over is the first The fist hit Jiang Hai's nose. It can be seen that these people are also good fighters. People, to be precise, men have three biggest weaknesses.

One is the nose, the other is the stomach, and the third is the vitals. A hit on the nose is the most likely to cause concussion. At the same time, the soreness of the nasal bone will speed up the secretion of tears and blur the vision. This is equivalent to crippling the opponent for a certain period of time. balance and vision.

The stomach punch is because a punch will make the person feel sore and weak, nauseated and retched.

As for the last vital point, there is no need to talk about it... All men know it.

As soon as he saw these people hitting him directly on the nose, Jiang Hai understood that these people were premeditated, but his strong physical fitness was not a joke. When he tilted his head, he gave way to the opponent's fist. As soon as he pushed his left hand, the other party felt a huge force from his arm, and instantly deflected outward. At this time, Jiang Hai's leg also instantly kicked his lower abdomen.

With a muffled sound of "bang!", the man had already flown out backwards, Jiang Hai kicked him straight back five or six meters before falling heavily on the ground, clutching his lower abdomen already hurting Can't make sound anymore.

Seeing that their companion was beaten to lie down so quickly, the two who rushed over together couldn't help being stunned for a moment, but Jiang Hai wouldn't be stunned.

Bell taught Jiang Hai that when fighting, the last thing he should do is to be distracted, taking advantage of his illness and killing him is an inevitable choice.

So Jiang Hai didn't say anything at the moment, and rushed to the front of these two people with one stride! (To be continued.)