Chapter 499: The Runaway Xiaosha
A pink monster octopus kept looking for Xue An? And is it still an urgent matter?
Tang Xuan'er suddenly felt that her IQ was not enough.
"Why are you looking for my boss?" Xiaosha said.
"Oh, Mr. Xue turns out to be your boss, Lord Dragon Clan! It seems that I have found the right place!" The octopus waved its pink tentacles excitedly.
"Stop talking nonsense, I ask you what you want to do with my boss?" Xiaosha not only speaks more and more like a female hooligan, but also has an increasingly irritable temper.
The tentacles of the octopus stopped in mid-air, and then said cautiously: "Master Dragon, who is better, you or Mr. Xue?"
"Nonsense, I'm a majestic Master Jiaolong, so naturally... my boss is a little stronger! What's wrong? Look down on me?" Xiaosha said coldly.
"No...no, it's just that this matter is too important, and we can only talk about it after meeting Mr. Xue!"
"Oh, it looks like you're still an octopus who doesn't cry without seeing the coffin, sister Xuan, let's improve the food tonight and eat octopus sashimi!" Xiaosha was furious, thinking that the octopus must have looked down on her.
The octopus monster was so frightened that its tentacles were knotted into knots, and it shouted in fear and fear: "Lord Dragon Clan, calm down, Lord Dragon Clan, calm down, this is what our princess told me!"
"Stop talking nonsense!" Xiaosha's dragon power radiated out, making the octopus tremble.
Tang Xuan'er hurriedly stopped Xiao Sha, "Okay, okay! Xiao Sha, you are not allowed to watch Young and Dangerous movies from now on, you are becoming more and more like a hooligan!"
Xiao Sha was a little bit unconvinced by Tang Xuan'er's words, but he didn't dare to resist, so he gave the octopus monster a hard look.
"Sister Xuan, this guy is a water demon, who knows what it wants to do! You still protect it!"
"I don't think it's a bad monster! And you have to ask what's going on."
"That's right, big sister Xuan is absolutely right!" the octopus monster poked its head out from behind Tang Xuan'er and said.
"Oh, boy, can you call me sister Xuan?" Xiaosha stared.
The octopus was so frightened that he shrank back immediately, and then said aggrievedly: "I'm not a kid, I'm a girl!"
Tang Xuan'er looked at the shy octopus monster,
He was very surprised and said, "You... are you a girl?"
The octopus monster nodded, "That's right, didn't you guys see it?"
Tang Xuan'er and Xiao Sha Qiqi shook their heads.
"Oh, don't you all see that the tentacles are all pink?" the octopus monster said wryly, and the tentacles flicked unconsciously.
There was a click.
A big tree in front of the villa was directly cut off.
Tang Xuan'er and Xiao Sha were a little silly.
After a while, Xiao Sha roared angrily, "I actually broke one of my favorite trees! I'm going to beat you to death!"
Saying that, Xiaosha rushed forward. Although her figure was inconspicuous compared to the octopus, she couldn't stop her strength.
With one claw, the octopus monster was pinned to the ground, followed by a violent beating.
"Ah, I was wrong, Lord Dragon, please don't hit me in the face! Ah, it's not allowed there! Buy a disc..."
"I tell you not to, I tell you to buy a disc, you dead octopus!"
Tang Xuan'er watched this scene, a black line gradually appeared on her forehead.
The night is gradually rising, and the moon hangs on the treetops.
Tang Xuan'er was busy in the spacious kitchen of Tianzi No. 1 Villa.
In terms of cooking skills, she is no less than a five-star chef.
Although the ingredients were all simple home-cooked dishes, they exuded a charming aroma in her hands.
After frying the last dish, Tang Xuan'er brought the dish to the dining table outside.
At this moment, Xiao Sha was already sitting on the chair at the dining table, looking forward to it.
And under the dining table lay the shrunken octopus monster.
It's just that the current situation of this octopus monster is a bit miserable, not to mention a big bump on its head, and even a few cuts.
Tang Xuan'er felt a little distressed, so she found a few band-aids and pasted it on. The result was even more ridiculous.
"Wow, it smells so good!" The octopus monster drooled and sighed.
Xiaosha glared at it, and the octopus was too scared to make a sound.
Tang Xuan'er smiled helplessly, "Xiao Sha, why are you so violent? Big octopus, can you eat such a meal?"
The octopus monster nodded hurriedly, his eyes were full of little stars, "I can eat it, I can eat it, it's so delicious! I've eaten two bad guys these days, and I'm about to starve to death!"
Finally, under Xiaosha's silent glaring, the octopus got his wish and sat on the chair.
So a dog transformed into a dragon and a cowardly octopus appeared on the dining table.
Such a picture is full of fantasy flavor.
Tang Xuan'er smiled and said, "Then eat!"
As soon as the words were finished, Xiao Sha was about to get his favorite roast chicken, and Tang Xuan'er was also about to put down her chopsticks.
However, the tentacles danced wildly, holding the food on the table steadily, and then the octopus monster opened its mouth, like a black hole, and poured all the food directly into it.
Even after pouring, there will be a tentacle scraping the plate, and even the soup will be poured into the mouth.
By the time the plate was put back on the table, it had become extremely clean, enough to be able to see people's shadows.
"It's delicious, it's delicious! Sister Xuan's cooking skills are awesome!" the octopus monster smacked his lips and said with a satisfied face.
Tang Xuan'er and Xiao Sha stared at this scene dumbfounded. In the blink of an eye, the whole table was eaten up by this octopus.
Little Sha's eyes gradually burned with wild anger, and she felt that she had never been so angry.
He actually ate all of his favorite roast chicken, not even a bone left!
This is simply intolerable!
This anger shocked Xiaosha, and he turned into a beautiful girl!
This is the first time she has transformed without being drunk, which shows how important food is to a foodie.
As soon as Xiaosha stretched out his hand, he grabbed the octopus monster's head and roared furiously: "I'm going to screw your head off!"
The octopus monster was stunned, "Ah, Lord Dragon Clan, no, Sister Dragon Clan, calm down!"
Xiaosha didn't bother to pay attention to these at all, grabbing the tentacles of the octopus monster was like smashing wildly.
bang bang bang.
The floor was smashed into several large pits.
Sudden.
There was a bang.
The octopus caught by Xiaosha also turned into a human form.
It's just that it turned into an eleven or twelve-year-old little loli, whose appearance can be called elegant and refined.
But Xiao Sha, who had already fallen into a frenzied state, obviously didn't care about this, she grabbed the little Lolita's leg and smashed it wildly again.
Tang Xuan'er couldn't stand it anymore, "Okay, I'll make another table again! Don't fight!"
Hearing what she said, Xiao Sha immediately let go of her hand and sat back on the chair, "Sister Xuan, I want to eat roast chicken!"
Tang Xuan'er nodded.
The octopus crawled out of the pit, and shouted feebly: "Sister Xuan, I'm not full either!"
Blue veins appeared on Xiaosha's forehead again, "Haven't you been beaten enough?"