Chapter 1690 Raging Tea Eggs
In the previous life, Xue An not only became a peerless immortal, but also gained a group of like-minded friends.
Among them, Hu Ye, Ye Hanshang, and Zhuge Zang had the best connections.
But Zhuge Zang and Hu Ye knew each other earlier.
In fact, not only with Hu Ye, Zhuge Zang has a very good relationship with the elders of Qingqiu Hu Country.
In Hu Ye's words, this ox-nosed old man came to Qingqiu Hu Country to eat and drink when he had nothing to do, and he was so annoyed to death.
But also because of this, Hu Ying has known Zhuge Zang since she was very young.
At that time, Huying, who was only just beginning to be spiritually intelligent, rarely saw outsiders in Qingqiu Fox Country, so every time Zhuge Zang came, she would pester him and listen to him tell interesting stories about the outside world.
Zhuge Zang is also very fond of this little fox who often follows him, and often brings her some gadgets from the outside world.
But later on, as Hu Ying grew up, her temperament became more and more eccentric, especially after getting to know Xue An, Hu Ying would often use some naughty tricks to play tricks on Zhuge Zang.
Of course Zhuge Zang didn't take this to heart, thinking it was just a child's innocence.
Until one time Zhuge Zang drank with the great elder of Qingqiu Fox Country, and ended up getting very drunk.
This was a very normal thing.
Unexpectedly, Hu Ying got a razor made of pure gold from nowhere.
This thing is generally used in Buddhism to shave those big monsters who have converted, and it can be called unparalleled sharpness.
No matter how hard the hair is, it can give you a clean shave.
Hu Ying has always been very interested in the little bun on the back of Zhuge Zang's head, but Zhuge Zang doesn't allow her to touch it.
So this time, Hu Ying shaved off Zhuge Zang's hair in a fit of anger.
Not even the beard he had always been so proud of was left.
During the whole process, because Zhuge Zang was unconscious from drinking, he didn't notice it at all.
It wasn't until the next morning that Zhuge Zang noticed something strange after Yoyo woke up.
Why is the top of your head suddenly chilly?
Wait until you touch it with your hand,
Only then did Zhuge Zang realize that his head was extremely smooth.
At that time Zhuge Zang was awakened, jumped up from the bed, took a picture in front of the mirror, and was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
Because the hair and beard that he has always been proud of are all "missing" at the moment.
There was only one round, shiny meaty egg left, which made the room a little brighter than before.
It has to be said that Hu Ying's craftsmanship is still good, and after shaving his hair, he was afraid that Zhuge Zang's head would not be bright enough, so he got a bottle of walnut oil and gave him a plate, which is why the current effect appeared.
At that time, Zhuge Zang was furious, screaming and rushing out to settle accounts with the people of Qingqiu Fox Country.
Several elders from Qingqiu Fox Country rushed over after hearing the news, and then...all burst out laughing on the spot.
Because on weekdays, Zhuge Zang looked down on the monk very much. He ridiculed him all day long, thinking that the monk's bald head was simply too ugly.
Unexpectedly, he also became bald in the blink of an eye.
Looking at the people laughing so hard that they couldn't straighten their backs, Zhuge Zang was so angry that he almost died on the spot. He screamed and asked Qingqiu Huguo to explain why his hair disappeared after sleeping.
The elders of the Qingqiu Fox Kingdom naturally knew that it was very disrespectful to smile like that, but they couldn't help it, they couldn't help it!
Especially when Zhuge Zang roared, his shiny head was filled with smoke, just like an angry tea egg.
Just when Zhuge Zang was so angry that he wanted to break off friendship with Qingqiu Huguo on the spot, Hu Ying, who knew she had done something wrong, stepped forward timidly and admitted that she did it by herself.
Now, Zhuge Zang could only swallow back those harsh words.
There is no way, since I am the number one in the heavens, can I still argue with a young and innocent little fox?
Therefore, he could only look at Hu Ying with great depression, and finally stomped his feet and sighed.
"You child is really... Sigh! You say you shave your hair, so what's the matter if you even shaved off my eyebrows? How can I see people?"
At that time, Hu Ying took out a wig from behind with a smile.
"Grandpa Ox-nosed, I've already thought about it for you. Can you wear a wig if you lose your hair? As for the eyebrows, how about I draw two for you?"
Zhuge Zang was about to cry out of anger, but he couldn't help it, so he could only shake his head with a wry smile, and left the Qingqiu Fox Country in a hurry.
no way!
At that time, more and more fox monsters came to see the fun after hearing the news, and all of them laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists.
Zhuge Zang had no choice but to leave Qingqiu Fox Country in embarrassment and anger, and then found a desolate world where he stayed for more than a year. He didn't dare to come out to see people until his hair grew back.
But from then on, Zhuge Zang simply kept a respectful distance from this eccentric Huying.
As long as he heard her appear, Zhuge Zang would hide away.
But I didn't expect to meet here again this time.
This is why Zhuge Zang had such a big reaction when he saw Hu Ying just now.
There is no way, there is already a shadow in his heart.
Huying smiled and said: "Grandpa Ox-nosed, I think your hair seems to be missing a lot, but I have heard a folk remedy, saying that as long as you shave your hair clean, it will grow back when it grows back! How about... try again?"
Zhuge Zang shook his head like a fan, "Forget it, let them fall off naturally!"
Hu Ying was amused, but also apologetic at the same time.
She was really naughty when she was a child, so she did a lot of ridiculous things.
But now that she's grown up, of course she won't do that kind of thing again.
Saying this now is just teasing Zhuge Zang.
I didn't expect Zhuge Zang to have such a big reaction. It seems that what I did back then was a bit too much.
Xue An couldn't help laughing at this moment, but seeing Zhuge Zang's constipated expression, he still couldn't help but say, "Okay, Yinger, stop making trouble! Anyway, he is also your senior, how can you keep making fun of him?" !"
This sounded very nice, but Zhuge Zang didn't feel the slightest bit of gratitude, because Xue An was the one who laughed the happiest in the audience at this time.
At this time, Xiangxiang and Niannian, the two little girls, approached Zhuge Zang, tilted their heads, and asked curiously: "Grandpa, what's wrong with you? What's wrong?"
"Yeah! Why is your face so ugly? Are you going to die?" Nian Nian made up his sword.
Zhuge Zang: "..."
But facing this pair of pink and jade carvings, who seemed to have stepped out of a painting, Zhuge Zang couldn't get angry at all.
Even though he is the number one fortune teller in the heavens, at his age, when he sees these cute children, his heart will be filled with pampering unconsciously.
What's more, these two little girls are the daughters of his best friends.