Chapter 1158 In the Same Way, Father and Son Fight
"What does it have to do with Uncle Wei's age? I just want to be his maid." In the room, the woman's voice revealed her doubts.
Liu Ye was stunned for a while, but was speechless.
That's right, Liu Ya just wants to be Lord Wei's maid, so what is the age of Lord Wei, and what does it have to do with Liu Ya?
Even if, even if Liu Ya really had other ideas about Master Wei, Master Wei would not be interested in Liu Ya.
Liu Ya... is not perfect, and is not worthy of such a person.
Biting her lower lip, Liu Ye got up from the ground and slowly entered the room.
In the room, Liu Ya nestled in her quilt, pouted a little.
Uncle Wei is not that old. Dad is at least ten years older than him.
Uncle Wei is only thirty-three, and father is almost forty-four.
snort.
Close your eyes, Liu Ya sleeps, and soon falls asleep.
In the dream, Uncle Wei was standing with her father, just by looking at his face, Uncle Wei was twenty years younger than her father.
Liu Ya laughed out loud, giggling happily.
After the new year, she went to find the princess and begged her to let her be Uncle Wei's maid.
The princess agreed, but Uncle Wei couldn't refuse.
Liu Ya laughed even louder.
From the second day of the new year, the Liu family began to be crowded again.
The villagers who were detained at home on the first day of the junior high school rushed to the door one after another, bringing their grandchildren and granddaughters with them, causing the whole compound to be filled with children's shouts and laughter.
It's time for the three beans to go crazy.
Croton and Hongdou were the youngest, they didn't make much achievements in playing, and they made a lot of troubles. The other children didn't dislike them either.
He also took two beans to fry the cow dung cannon, which gained a lot of insight.
Croton was very excited, especially seeing those black and smelly things flying all over the sky with a bang, and the people next to him screamed and ran to avoid it, which made them even more excited.
"Bean, red, bean..."
Hongdou blinked and looked at her brother blankly.
"Dou, woo-wa-wa-a little bit!" Croton gesticulated excitedly, jumping out words one by one.
Normal people can't understand it.
Hongdou is not a normal person either, he understood in seconds, grinned, and howled dryly, "Dian, dot——"
Heart-piercing, it scared all the friends around and backed away in horror.
"Red beans? Crotons?" Maodou didn't retreat, he was very confused. He can pronounce words more clearly now, and he can speak clearly in a short sentence, but after all, he is a child. I understand why my sister suddenly burst into tears, and there were no tears.
Croton grinned at him, giggled, grabbed the sandalwood that was still burning in his hand, staggered to his little friend and grabbed a firecracker, ran to the only remaining piece of cow dung at the door of the house, and squatted down.
Soon, a purple figure rushed out of the yard, like lightning, and before he could stand still, he hugged the howling red beans into his arms.
Immediately, he realized something was wrong, Croton was not by Hongdou's side.
Although the little bastard has repeatedly opposed him, he loves his sister very much. When playing outside, he will never leave his sister's side for three steps.
Feng Qingbai turned his eyes and saw a small, almost negligible group squatting beside the gate of the courtyard.
That little bastard raised his face and was... laughing at him?
Feng Qingbai felt his back tense inexplicably, squinted his eyes, glanced around quickly, and gritted his teeth, "Feng Nanmo!"
This little bastard!
Playing fried cow dung!
Stepping forward, he picked up the little guy with his hands. As soon as the little baby was suspended in the air, the universe behind him was exposed.
A lump of cow dung the size of a fist, with firecrackers stuck in it, the firecracker letter has been ignited, and it will burn out soon.
"boom--"
Black rain flowers jumped into the sky and landed.
Feng Qingbai only had time to turn around and protect the two babies in his arms.
Feeling something with a smell falling from his back and head, Feng Qingbai's heart ached.
"Playing with firecrackers? Fried cow dung?" Laughing out of anger, he put the two children down, Feng Qingbai didn't even care about the cow dung foam all over his body, he took the sandalwood from Croton's hand, and handed the red beans to Maodou Here, I picked up the croton and went looking for cow dung.
The little babies standing at the gate of the courtyard looked at each other, and then hurriedly followed.
Uncle Axiu is going to take them to play bombing!
Now every household in the village is living a better life, and they are rich. It is no problem to buy cattle to plow the fields. It is easy to find cow dung.
"You know fried cow dung, right?" Standing in front of a "big castle", Feng Qingbai asked the little dolls around him.
The kids nodded.
"I will too." Feng Qingbai pursed his lips, and brought the baby in his hand to his eyes, "You are so precocious, you can be enlightened early, today, as a father, I will teach you a word first, which is called returning the same way to others .”
Croton was ignorant and couldn't understand the meaning of this sentence, but it didn't hinder his beast-like intuition when he realized that he was about to fall into danger, and his short legs kicked and struggled.
Then he watched helplessly as his father leaned over and fired the cannon.
He watched helplessly as his father slowly retreated a little distance.
With a loud bang, the black thing lifted and fell, and his father swung him twice in the air with a flick of his hand.
It made him dizzy.
When he stopped, Croton's eyes circled, he raised his black-stained hand, sniffed it, and then cried.
"Smelly! Whoa—"
Feng Qingbai sneered, "That's right, the word stinky can be pronounced in a correct way."
The children around were stunned, unable to react to this scene for a long time.
Only Hongdou was ignorant and innocent, and clapped her little hands happily, "Dian Dian, Dian Dian!"
"Be good, baby." Turning his eyes to his daughter's smiling face, Feng Qingbai's sneer immediately melted away.
During this trip, he not only taught Croton how to treat others in the same way, but also taught him what differential treatment is.
When the first and third children returned home, the Liu family was stunned again by the achievements of the father and son.
Just before the old lady at home and the empress dowager questioned her, Feng Qingbai said lightly, "Croton is naughty, and he went to fry cow dung with the little boy in the village, scaring Hongdou."
Croton took a step back, Little Fatty pointed at his father and cried, "Small, bad!"
The man turned his eyes, "You got into trouble and the villain sued first?"
"No, bad! Little bit, bad!"
Mrs. Liu stepped forward and hugged the stinky baby into her arms, "Okay, Daddy is bad, Croton won't cry, grandma will wash you for nothing, and you will put on new clothes later, and it will be another sweet-smelling milk baby! "
The empress dowager ordered the old mother to bring hot water, then turned to tell the little baby, "Crotou, the cow dung stinks, next time we don't play with that, be good." After finishing speaking, she said thankfully, "Fortunately, the red bean and edamame didn't Get that dirty stuff on."
Looking at the man standing aside and smiling at him, Croton was so angry, howling anxiously, his explanation was incomplete.
I suffered from the disadvantage of not being able to speak at a young age!
From this day on, Croton began to learn to speak very seriously.
And Feng Qingbai hated cow dung from this day on.
He is a clean freak, if it wasn't for teaching the little bastard, he would definitely not be able to bear the dung and foam staying on his body for an extra moment.
If it were another person, he would kill him with one finger.
Committed to injuring the enemy one thousand and self-inflicted eight hundred?
In the end, no one could take advantage of it.
The first two chapters will be released, and there will be more in the afternoon. Orange is a bit busy now...