Chapter 1183 Get Shot While Lying Down?

The man with glasses smiled slightly: "No, isn't it obvious when you move your energy here?"

"Hehe, it's good to be a soldier. They say they have high ideological awareness!"

Um?

Lu Yu narrowed his eyes slightly.

Hearing what this guy meant, it seemed that there was something in his words!

Looking at the slightly wretched expression of the man with glasses, he asked calmly, "What exactly do you want?"

The man with glasses smiled without saying a word, and pointed to another window.

"Can't you go there to buy tickets as a soldier? This is the position of our common people, and that's where the soldiers should line up."

"As for the office window, don't compete with us ordinary people!" The man plausibly said.

Lu Yu took advantage of the situation and looked over, the corner of his mouth twitched slightly.

Yes, there are indeed fewer people in line there.

But the problem is, he has been queuing here for a long time, if he really wants to go to queue again, he must be the last one, so he might as well stay here.

Lu Yu withdrew his gaze and squinted at him slightly: "Thank you for reminding me, but no need, I'm not wearing a military uniform, I'm just an ordinary citizen now!"

"If you don't wear a uniform, you're not a soldier!"

The man with glasses still refused to let go: "You are a soldier, you can't compete with us ordinary people."

Lu Yu frowned. For this kind of person who is looking for trouble for nothing, if he was before he became a soldier, he would definitely beat him out of the shit without hesitation.

But after so many years of training and hard work in the army, he has already restrained his sharp temper.

Moreover, doing it in public will also affect the image.

Lu Yu didn't want to discredit the army!

Thinking about it, I decided to take a gentler approach...

"roll!"

A person who is extremely indifferent, combined with that idiot-like expression, how can there be any kindness?

I almost lifted my foot, please get out.

Fuck!

When the man with glasses saw it, his face immediately turned a shit-yellow color. This is not a good thing!

"Mmm Good!"

This guy hurriedly nodded and smiled, very cooperative.

Lu Yu didn't bother to look at him any more.

This kind of person is cheap!

Turn around and continue to wait in line.

Sometimes, Lu Yu wondered if he was really lazy? It seems that he has no interest in anything other than reading.

Is he just a lazy person in his bones?

Eh... no!

He is also very interested in shooting guns.

Every time after firing a grenade, the whole person feels refreshed and feels like flying.

I shot the cannonball out of the waiting room by hand, watching the tail flame take off, the smoke and dust billowing around, and the explosion sound after the cannonball hit the target, the sour feeling was so refreshing, it seemed that all the fatigue disappeared.

Indeed, very addictive!

But it takes a lot of effort to play the game, and a grenade weighs hundreds of catties.

Lu Yu suddenly thought of a very good idea. From now on, the rookies who first entered the A team would run fifty laps holding the shells during training, and keeping them would be unforgettable for their entire lives.

While Lu Yu was in high spirits, the bespectacled man who was intimidated by him immediately recognized him as his grandson, and his arrogance was immediately reduced by half.

Seeing Lu Yu's viciousness seemed not to be provoked, this guy didn't dare to bully him anymore, for fear of being really beaten.

His frail figure is not enough to fit between his teeth!

But after enduring it for a while, I really felt uncomfortable, and the sulking I suffered on Lu Yu's side was bullied and feared to be released by him.

"Hey, I said, why are you squeezing that aunt in the back? What is your tonnage, don't you have any idea?"

"The soldiers don't make you anxious, what can I do? Can I change the way for you..."

The sharp voice of the man with glasses immediately caught the attention of many people at the station.

"I'm still waiting to go back to the meeting. There are tens of thousands of people in the company waiting for my salary. Can you delay it?"

"Long so fat, one person takes the place of two people, just stay at home, don't come out to create trouble for the society, okay..."

As a result, I didn't expect that the fat woman in the queue behind was not a good person.

Before the man in glasses finished speaking, he turned around and slapped him across the face, cursing in a sharp voice.

"What the hell? I'm as thin as a little loach, and I still think I'm fat! Why is my mother so fat? Have you eaten your rice? Pop——"

"what……!!"

The man in glasses covered his face and screamed, his glasses were blown away.

"I'm fat and I'm proud!"

"Tell you, how many garment factories are supported by my mother's fat? If it weren't for me, I don't know how many garment factories would have closed down, and tens of millions of workers would have to be laid off!"

When the man was beaten, he was furious and retorted: "You shrew, how proud are you? Which man dares to marry you?"

"fart!"

The fat woman put her hands on her hips and sneered: "I don't have a man, but I have a son, and my son is as old as you!"

"Trough! Who are you scolding? Who is your son?"

The man with glasses stared angrily. How could he bear such a big advantage?

He jumped up with teeth and claws.

"Whoever promises will say it!"

The fat woman didn't show any weakness, and the two rushed together, pinching each other in the team without any image.

That's called an inseparability, and the team is flying like dogs and dogs.

Seeing that there was excitement to watch, the melon-eaters nearby took out their mobile phones one after another, took pictures of the wonderful moments of the scene and sent them to Moments, attracting countless people to gather and praise.

After a while, the patrol team and security guards in charge of this area arrived after hearing the news, but after some persuasion, there was still no solution.

The two of them refused to accept each other, they stuck their nostrils for a while, and scratched their ears for a while.

The patrol security had no choice but to show the handcuffs threateningly and waved them in front of their eyes.

At this moment, the 24k titanium alloy dog ​​eyes of the two perpetrators were immediately blinded, and they immediately acted honestly, not wanting to be arrested.

The docile appearance of two little quails, no one can imagine how terrible their violent temper was before.

"What's going on? Tell me!" a patrolman asked, frowning.

The fat woman was full of grievances: "Just now I squeezed him a little bit, she turned around and scolded me, and even hit him, then I will definitely fight back..."

Hearing this, the man with glasses was so angry that his nose was crooked: "You woman, you really know how to tell tales, you were the one who hit me first!"

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel after a disagreement, the patrolling security immediately stopped them.

Seeing that he couldn't find out why from here, the leader of the team turned his attention to the people queuing up around him.

"Has anyone figured out what's going on?"

In the next second, the crowd turned their eyes to Lu Yu in unison.

It is obvious that this matter has something to do with him.

It was good to be a melon-eating crowd, but suddenly it was pointed at his head, Lu Yu was completely confused.

What the hell? ? Did you get shot while lying down?

Groove... Didn't I just applaud quietly while watching the excitement, is it necessary to target him like this? !

day oh...