Chapter 503 I Am Here to Bring Warmth

Lan Xiao pursed her lips and almost couldn't laugh out loud.

She had already guessed who this person was.

Unexpectedly, after not seeing him for a while, this Bai Shaoyi has become so funny?

The last time I saw him, wasn't he still as shy as a big girl?

Lan Xiao started to tease him, since she was in a bad mood anyway, so she just made fun of him——

A cunning flashed in her eyes, and she coughed twice.

"You are the one, everyone loves you, the one who blooms when you see flowers..."

Bai Shaoyi's eyes lit up, and he quietly waited for her to continue speaking.

As a result, after waiting for a long time, there was no sound from Lan Xiao's side.

"Hey, hello...why don't you continue talking? Everyone loves you, what's the matter with flowers blooming? Hurry up and talk..."

That expression seems to be, hurry up and praise me, hurry up and praise me, I must not wait.

Lan Xiao pursed her lips and let out an oh.

"Hmm... the cow dung under the beautiful flowers..."

Bai Shaoyi's legs went limp and he almost fell.

He is stimulated.

Lan Xiao actually called him cow dung?

He rubbed his nose and said bitterly: "Lan Xiao, you are too rude, right? How could you hurt me so much? Anyway, I am also a sunny and handsome man. How can you compare me to me with cow dung? ?”

Lan Xiao pretended not to understand and asked, "Are you handsome? Are you sunny? Are you handsome?"

She asked three times in a row, which confused Bai Shaoyi.

"Hmm... well, I should count as it?" He said with some hesitation.

Lan Xiao chuckled: "Wang Ergou, we haven't been in touch for so many years, why did you become so thick-skinned? When you were young, you had pockmarked face and fat body? Tell me, where did you get along with me?" Sunny and handsome, handsome and unrestrained? Is it possible that after we haven't seen each other for so many years, you have become handsome and handsome, and you can stun a group of little girls with just a single electric eye?"

Wang... two dogs? Bai Shaoyi scratched the back of his head in a daze.

Who is Wang Ergou? Could it be that besides Brother Jiang, Lan Xiao is also familiar with other members of the opposite sex? Could this Wang Ergou be her childhood sweetheart?

Even what Lan Xiao said, what with pockmarked face and fat body...

But no matter how ugly he looks, this Wang Ergou is also a creature of the opposite sex, right?

Bai Shaoyi immediately refused. He swore to the death to defend Wen Muchu's territory and not let any creature of the opposite sex take over Lan Xiao's heart.

Bai Shaoyi bit the bullet, and began to slander this Wang Ergou mercilessly.

"Well, I... I... I haven't changed. Let me tell you, I'm more embarrassing than before. Not only do I have pockmarks on my face, but I also have huge moles. Not only do I have moles, but I've also grown Abscesses with packs. Moreover, my body is fatter than before, more than one or two times fatter, that is five times as before. Not only am I ugly and fat, but I also have body odor, which smells like body odor. A mile away, everyone around can be suffocated to death."

"I'm not loved by everyone. I'm scared to cry when I see people. I don't see flowers bloom. I see flowers. The flowers are smoked and withered. These years, I'm so ugly that I dare not see people. , I'm afraid that seeing someone will scare them to death... Well, I called you suddenly today, just to talk to you, nothing else. Because I haven't said a word to anyone for many days That's it. Then... let's leave it at that, we'll get in touch later, but there's no need to meet, I'm so ugly, ugly people and gods are all angry."

Bai Shaoyi finished these words in one breath, his face didn't turn red and his heart beat, that was quite hectic——

After speaking, he quickly hung up the phone.

After hanging up the phone, he took a deep breath.

Damn, he's so handsome, and it's the first time he's bruised himself completely, so mom can't even recognize him...

Bai Shaoyi wiped the sweat from his forehead, for the sake of Wen Muchu's happiness, it's easy for him...

What next?

Come on, change the number and call again.

This time, he didn't dare to pretend to be mysterious and make her guess the series by talking nonsense.

On Lan Xiao's side, when she heard that the other side hung up the phone, she immediately squatted on the ground, her stomach hurting from laughing.

Tears from her laughter, which could not be controlled, flowed from the corners of her eyes.

This idiot Bai Shaoyi is so funny.

Why is he so funny? In this world, there really are such silly, sweet, handsome, and cute little cuties...

Lan Xiao squatted on the ground and laughed for a full ten minutes, her legs almost cramp from laughing.

The whole person simply sat down on the ground regardless of his image, stroked his aching chest with his palms, and slowly calmed down his emotions.

Five minutes later, Lan Xiao's phone rang again.

Lan Xiao picked it up and saw that the number this time was another unfamiliar number, obviously not the previous number.

She clicked on.

Bai Shaoyi's voice came from the other end of the phone immediately.

"Hey...hey, Lan Xiao is me..."

Lan Xiao raised her eyebrows slightly, and immediately interrupted him: "Who are you?"

This time, Bai Shaoyi didn't dare to play tricks again, and immediately surrendered and admitted defeat.

"I... I'm Bai Shaoyi... Miss Lan Xiao, do you still remember me? The two of us once fought side by side, and we cooperated with each other with a tacit understanding."

Lan Xiao thought about it for a while, and then let out a faint oh.

"Oh, hey... I hear your voice, why do you sound like me calling Xiao Wang Ergou?"

Bai Shaoyi almost knelt down, and almost dropped the phone in his hand.

"Wang Ergou? Can this bullshit Wang Ergou compare with Yang Yang, who is handsome and handsome? Lan Xiao, stop joking..."

"Well, at the beginning, Wang Ergou also praised himself like this. What kind of sunny and handsome, handsome and unrestrained..." Lan Xiao's eyes flickered, and she added, holding back a smile.

Bai Shaoyi was about to collapse, he made a phone call, he looked at him...

Not only will he be ruined to nothing, and the ugly man will be angry with everyone, but he also has to endure Lan Xiao's soul-torturing question.

Fucking life, why does he feel that he looks like Erha now.

Think about how he, Bai Shaoyi, who was famous all over his life, was defeated by Lan Xiao like this?

Could this girl be his nemesis?

"Cough cough cough... Lan Xiao, let's change the subject. Don't talk about this Wang Ergou, spoil the fun. I called you today because I have good news to tell you." Bai Shaoyi lowered his voice to cover up his embarrassment. He coughed loudly.

Lan Xiao let out a chuckle, with a twinkle on her brows.

"Oh, tell me."

The original bad mood, teasing Bai Shaoyi, the errand, unexpectedly improved miraculously.

Hmm~~ It seems that it is good to have such a funny friend in one's life.

Bai Shaoyi breathed a sigh of relief, hehe~~ he can finally get down to business.

His forehead was covered with sweat, and the clothes on his back were soaked with sweat.

"Hehe... I'm here to send warmth..."