Chapter 337: The Ultimate Cockroach Pick-Up Technique!
Just as Jiang Chen and the others were looking for the heart of the earth in the illusion of the earth, the Monster Beast University was also very lively.
After Tang Shishi announced to everyone the news of participating in the Huaxia Cup Royal Beast Contest, everyone went crazy with joy.
Huaxia Cup Royal Beast Contest!
That is the highest-level beast-familiar competition in all of China!
It's definitely not the previous petty games.
Therefore, everyone seized the half-month preparation time and practiced desperately.
Tang Shishi used the pressure of Tianmeng Kun's waters to feel the power of Lieyang Shenhuang's bloodline, and tried to maximize the potential in the bloodline.
Wang Sicong and Ye Lanyi directly started the dual cultivation mode.
The two went through the monster forest together and sharpened their strength through battles!
And Shangguan Kitty directly worshiped Fatty He as his teacher to learn killing skills.
Because Shangguan's kitten and He Fatty's monsters belong to the killing beasts in the fighting system.
At this moment, looking out of the window at the wonderful figure of the Shangguan kitten during training, Li Xiaofu in the room couldn't help feeling like a cat scratching his head.
"It's really a kitty, you should wear less during training!"
"Otherwise it will affect my civilized football watching!"
Li Xiaofu muttered a few words, then pondered for a while and said, "Well, every time the kitten finishes training, she is dripping with sweat, so she always goes to take a bath!"
"That's why I want to wash Xiangxiang too! Hehe!"
Saying that, Li Xiaofu squeezed a handful of shower gel and ran into the bathroom.
As soon as he went out, he met Chu Tianxing.
Chu Tianxing took a sip of wine, glanced at the shower gel in Li Xiaofu's hand, and said with a smile: "Little fat man, are you taking your children and grandchildren for a walk again?"
Hearing this, Li Xiaofu's face turned dark immediately.
Chu Tianxing smacked his lips and said, "Young people still need to know how to control themselves!"
Li Xiaofu came to the bathroom with a dark face, took a quick shower, and then used pomade to make a flirty hairstyle.
He put on his clothes and walked out of the men's bathroom lightly, just in time to hear the sound of running water coming from the women's bathroom.
"The action is quite fast!"
Li Xiaofu smiled wickedly: "Wash slowly."
After speaking, he left the valley and came to the yard.
There was a small flower bed in the yard. Li Xiaofu worked around the flower bed for a long time, rummaging through all the dead branches and rotten leaves inside, and suddenly exclaimed in surprise: "Yes!"
As he spoke, he pulled out a big cockroach from under the rotten leaves.
"Hey, I'll go, the Monster Beast University is really a place of geomantic omen, even the cockroaches are so fat!"
Li Xiaofu looked at the six-legged cockroach in his hand and exclaimed:
"Okay, little fat man, I have a mission for you. If you complete it well, I will let you live. If you fail, hehe!"
After threatening the cockroach, it was already dark, and Li Xiaofu slipped into the house with it.
At this time, the Shangguan kitten had already finished its bath and was humming a little song in the bedroom.
Li Xiaofu quietly came to the door of Shangguan's kitten's bedroom, and put the cockroach in through the bottom of the door.
Then lie on the door like a thief and listen to the movement inside.
After a while, a scream came from the room: "Ah! There are cockroaches! There are cockroaches!"
Li Xiaofu was ecstatic in his heart, but he didn't rush in immediately, but ran back to his room, made a sound of opening the door, and then pretended to shout:
"What's wrong? Kitten?"
"There's a cockroach! Come and get rid of it!" Shangguan Kitten shouted hoarsely.
"Don't be afraid, little cat, Li Xiaofu is here too!"
Li Xiaofu showed a righteous expression on his face, and pushed open the door of Shangguan Kitten's room.
I saw the Shangguan kitten standing on the bed, stamping its feet and screaming.
She was only wearing a black tulle nightdress at the moment, with her delicate collarbone exposed at the wide neckline, and her long hair was still slightly wet.
Through the nightgown, the light outlined the perfect body curve of Shangguan Kitten, Li Xiaofu's eyes were shining brightly, and his nosebleed almost didn't come out.
"What are you doing in a daze! Get rid of the cockroaches!" Shangguan Kitty shouted at Li Xiaofu.
"Okay, okay!"
Li Xiaofu used all his strength to look away from Shangguan's kitten, searching for the big cockroach on the ground.
"Over there! Over there!" Shangguan's kitten shouted, pointing to the underside of the curtain.
Li Xiaofu looked in the direction she pointed, and saw that fat cockroach was shivering behind the curtain, apparently frightened by the cries of Shangguan's kitten.
"I saw it, I saw it!"
As Li Xiaofu said, he walked slowly towards the cockroach, saying as he walked:
"Look at me, the flower protector, to defeat you, a heinous cockroach monster!"
Seeing Li Xiaofu approaching, the cockroach quickly ran away along the wall.
But I don't know if it's because I'm too fat or because my legs are weak from fright, but it runs very slowly.
"Damn it, you still dare to run!"
Li Xiaofu hurriedly shouted and chased to hit the cockroach, but for some reason, his accuracy was always a little bit off.
He urged in his heart: "Little fat man, can't you run faster? With your speed, I can't even keep acting!"
The cockroach was still crawling all over the ground unhurriedly, and Li Xiaofu also slowly ran behind it.
But his eyes are always on the Shangguan kitten.
Li Xiaofu chased the cockroach for more than ten minutes, but still failed to catch it, and the cockroach was exhausted and thin.
This operation directly stunned the Nine-Life Cat Demon lying on the side.
At this time, the Shangguan kitten had recovered.
She calmed down her pale face, and straightened the messy hair on her forehead.
"Xiao Jiu!"
Shangguan Xiaomaojiao let out a shout, and the nine cat demons roared and rushed towards the cockroach.
Li Xiaofu was startled when he saw this, he hurriedly picked up the cockroach, and held it in his arms!
Stab it!
The nine cat demons slapped their paws on the ground, and the ground cracked loudly, spreading to Li Xiaofu's crotch.
hiss~~
Li Xiaofu's crotch cracked, and a wave of sad sadness swept over him.
Li Xiaofu secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, feeling scared for a while.
"What are you waiting for, throw this cockroach out!" Shangguan Kitten urged.
"Oh, yes, yes, don't kill!"
"Well, kitty, just look at me and say, you are very dangerous as a girl, thanks to my life-saving rescue this time!"
Li Xiaofu pinched the cockroach seriously and said, but his eyes swept over the Shangguan kitten:
"Or else I'll be fucked by this cockroach, oh no, the cockroach has succeeded!"
The Shangguan kitten blushed when Li Xiaofu saw it, and then realized that he was only wearing a nightdress.
She quickly got under the covers, and shouted at Li Xiaofu angrily: "You are the ****, get out of here!"
Saying that, a blood-colored sword edge slashed directly at him!
Li Xiaofu hurriedly ran away, and said aggrievedly: "You let me in, cockroaches can testify!"
Li Xiaofu ran out of the door all the way to the flower bed, he put the cockroach in, and said to it:
"Hey, little fat man, you did a good job this time, let's work together again next time!"
The cockroach gave Li Xiaofu a horrified look, and quickly got into the flowers.