Chapter 654: Eye-Catching Bullshit
In the garden.
Gu Qingfeng sat casually on a chair, crossed his legs, and drank wine. Little Jin'er sat on his lap, leaning against his chest, asking about the past three years.
"Big brother, when you were at the Taixuan Monument, why didn't you say goodbye to Jin'er and disappeared inexplicably?"
"The situation was quite dangerous at the time. Someone wanted to kill me, and big brother was also helpless."
"Ah! Very dangerous? What's the matter? Who is so hateful to kill big brother."
"It's a group of monks."
"Monks? But I heard from sister Su Hua that there are no monks at the Taixuan Monument."
"They are all Buddhas, the Buddhas in the West, all hidden in the Taixuan Monument. Your sister Su Hua is not capable, so naturally you can't see them."
"Ah! Why did the Buddha in the West kill big brother? Isn't the Buddha supposed to save all living beings? Why did they want to kill big brother?"
"They think your big brother is a bad guy and will do something bad in the future, so they want to kill your big brother to eliminate future troubles."
"Ah! How can this be! Big brother is not a bad guy at all, why would they kill big brother without knowing the truth!"
"So, Jin'er, you have to remember that there are no absolutely good and bad people in this world, nor are there absolutely good and evil. People are, Buddhas are, demons, ghosts, and even gods are."
Little Jin'er nodded seriously and asked, "Big brother, you didn't kill those Buddhas in the West in the end, right?"
"Of course, big brother may have had some hobbies in the past. I was bleeding, but now I am much better and rarely kill people. "
"Yeah, big brother is the best, but... big brother, what if those Buddhas from the West come to kill big brother in the future?"
"It shouldn't happen, at least not for the time being." Gu Qingfeng smiled and said, "I kidnapped their Buddha Lord, and now he is in your hands, big brother, I don't think they dare to come again."
"Ah! Big brother kidnapped the Buddha Lord of the West? Who is it? Is it the Tathagata recorded in the books?"
"Yes! It's him!"
"Big brother!" Xiao Jin'er was very surprised and asked, "Did you really kidnap the Tathagata Buddha Lord?"
"I'll let you see him someday when I have time.
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"Okay, okay!"
Little Jin'er tilted her head and asked again: "Big brother, where did you go after you disappeared? Why did sister Su Huan and the others say you were dead?"
"To your sister Su Huan, I was indeed dead at that time, but to me, big brother, I just slept."
"Why?"
"Your big brother is very capable and has long transcended life and death."
"Big brother, what is transcending life and death?"
"It means that you can live if you want to live, and die if you want to die. Life and death make no difference to big brother. As long as big brother is willing, even if he dies a thousand times a day, he will still do what he should do tomorrow."
"Big brother is really amazing!"
Not far away.
Ouyang Ye, Han Dong, Qian Shan listened to the content of Gu Qingfeng and Xiao Jin'er's conversation, and their expressions were weirder than each other.
Especially Ouyang Ye, his eyes almost popped out, and his beautiful face flushed with anger.
If she wasn't worried about revealing something in front of Xiao Jin'er, she really wanted to rush over and teach the guy who boasted so loudly a lesson!
Because there was no preparation beforehand, when Xiao Jin'er asked Gu Qingfeng about what happened in the past, Ouyang Ye told him to just make up a decent lie to fool him, because Xiao Jin'er always believed in Gu Qingfeng's words.
But what Ouyang Ye never thought of was that this guy actually lied so loudly, and the more he said, the more outrageous it became.
What said that the Buddhas in the West wanted to kill him?
What said that he kidnapped the legendary Buddha of the West, the Tathagata Buddha?
What's even more outrageous is that this guy also claimed to be beyond life and death, and he could live if he wanted to? He could die if he wanted to? Life and death are as simple as sleeping for him?
Oh my God!
This guy's boasting is simply beyond the limit.
It can no longer be described as outrageous, but it is eye-catching, and it feels like my ears have been polluted!
It's not that she had never seen a boaster, but she had never seen a person who could boast so exaggeratedly without blushing or breathing heavily, and her face did not change, and her serious expression was as if what he said was true.
What made Ouyang Ye even more helpless and collapsed was that even with such exaggerated and outrageous words, Xiao Jin'er seemed to believe it.
When she thought of this, Ouyang Ye hated Gu Qingfeng who died three years ago. She was also very puzzled. What kind of ** soup did Gu Qingfeng feed Xiao Jin'er that made Xiao Jin'er so obsessed that she even believed such nonsense?
She was like this.
Han Dong, a woman with a lonely and cold personality, seemed to be unable to stand Gu Qingfeng's boasting. Her cold and beautiful face turned pale and blue. She turned around and shook her head. She really couldn't bear to listen any more.
Qianshan next to him was no exception, frowning deeply, with a changeable expression on his serious face. After listening for a while, she couldn't bear to listen any longer and couldn't help but say: "Ye Ye, if you only look at the appearance of the person you found, he looks exactly like Gu Qingfeng, but... isn't what he said... a little too exaggerated... is there something wrong with his brain or mental state?"
Ouyang Ye wanted to cry but had no tears. When he came in just now, Qianshan said that this fake Chi Yan Gongzi was so real that Ouyang Ye was very proud of it. For this reason, he even showed off how he trained this guy to imitate Gu Qingfeng, but he didn't expect things to turn out like this.
"This... Sister Qianshan, there is nothing wrong with his brain, and he is not mentally ill... He is a person... He likes to brag, and everything else is normal."
"Bragging?" Qianshan shook her head, took a deep breath, and sighed: "He is bragging a lot."
Ouyang Ye was embarrassed and stared at Gu Qingfeng fiercely, but he didn't expect that this guy not only had no intention of stopping, but the bragging became more and more outrageous. Ouyang Ye gritted his teeth and couldn't help it. He said angrily: "Damn it! I sent him a message, but he ignored me. Auntie (nǎi) (nǎi) will go and teach him a lesson now!"
"Forget it! If you go there like this, Xiao Jin'er will be suspicious."
Qianshan stopped him, looking at Xiao Jin'er who was nestled in Gu Qingfeng's arms and listening to the bragging seriously, and sighed helplessly: "Anyway, Xiao Jin'er also believes in his words, so let him go."
"But..."
Ouyang Ye wanted to say something, but when the words came to his lips, he thought about it and could only do so.
"Miss Handong, Ye Ye has explained your situation in the letter. When the fairy came, she also told me to help you if possible."