The 2322nd Chapter Is Really Scary
"it's here!!"
After running for a while in the summer, he saw that the wretched boy was being chased and beaten by the woman from Hong Jianmen. E small ┇ say `---1
This time it's summer's turn to play.
This wretched man had just started cheating on him. Later, he saw that he was beaten by a woman from Hongjianmen and was still watching a play there. Now he can vent his anger in the summer. He stood there and looked at the wretched boy with a playful expression. The women of Hongjianmen chased and ran everywhere, jumping up and down, very embarrassed.
Xia Xia also found that the female swordsmanship of Hong Jianmen was really good. Although the wretched man's movement skills were also good, he was a little bit worse every time.
It almost cut his clothes in half.
"Hey, it's the two of them." The woman disguised as a man was stunned when she saw the two of them.
"Hey, stop chasing after me, the guy who took advantage of you just now is here, go and beat him, I really didn't see anything." The wretched man said depressedly, and then he ran directly to Xia Xia .
The woman from Hong Jianmen also rushed forward.
"Get out of the way!!" Xia Xia pushed the woman beside him, and then the two escaped.
The wretched man saw that he had nowhere to escape, so he could only turn his head and clapped his hands together! !
Iron sand palm! !
when! !
The long sword in the woman's hand was directly slapped in the palm of the hand by the wretched man.
"Can you stop fighting, I really didn't see anything, I just wanted to go and have a look, but who knew you were taking a shower." The wretched man said with a depressed expression.
Hearing this, Xia finally understood why he was being chased and beaten.
"Go to hell!!" The woman in Hong Jianmen became even more angry when she heard this.
"Hey, you give the judgement!!" The wretched man looked at Xia Xia and shouted.
"I judge? That's very simple. I am the most righteous person, and I hate bullies." Xia Xia said very decently.
"That's good, you can judge quickly." The wretched man hurriedly shouted when he heard Xia Xia's words.
"Okay, you are wrong. You, a big man, are actually peeping at a woman's bath. This is an immoral act in itself, and you are bullying a woman here because you are a man. This is bullying. I want to destroy you on behalf of the moon." Summer said loudly.
"Damn it!!" The wretched man originally thought that Xia Xia was going to speak to him.
"You fight slowly, I just said, I don't want to get involved." Xia Xia watched the fight between the two with a smile! !
"Beauty, let's discuss it with the two of us. It's okay if we don't fight." The wretched man begged.
The woman in Hongjianmen is obviously not very talkative, and she proves what she wants to say with reality.
Swish! !
The long sword in her hand turned over and stabbed directly at the wretched man again.
"I said you're not finished, it's really not good, can't I be responsible?" The wretched man said hurriedly.
"Stinky hooligan!!" The woman from Hongjianmen finally spoke up this time.
"Do you know who I am?" The wretched man slapped the sword in the hands of the Hongjianmen woman again, and then he said directly: "I am handsome, handsome, and the world is invincible. People love, see flowers bloom, mad at Pan An, ashamed to death Song Yu, known as a pear flower pressing begonia, the number one master in the universe, and people give him the nickname Jade Face Little Flying Dragon, landslides and fissures, and ghosts see sorrow, beauty and wisdom Combination, hero and chivalrous incarnation, my name is He Yuzhuang."
Whoa! !
Xia Tian opened his mouth wide and looked at the wretched man in surprise.
"How is it? You were shocked by my name." He Yuzhuang said proudly.
"No, the ghost stories you told were so scary," Xia Xia said.
Hearing Xia Xia's words, the woman next to her disguised as a man laughed directly.
"Che, I said that you are jealous of me. You are jealous of my handsomeness and valiant appearance." He Yuzhuang said confidently.
Suck!
Xia Tian took a deep breath: "This ghost story is even scarier."
"Why don't I tell you what I think of you." Xia Xia said to He Yuzhuang.
"What? You are my fan, right?" He Yuzhuang raised his chest with a confident look on his face.
"I'm still your noodles." Xia Xia said helplessly.
"Uh!!" He Yuzhuang was also stunned by Xia Xia's words.
"Looking at you, you are handsome and suave, you are loved by everyone, and flowers are blooming. You must be the best among scum and beasts among beasts, and according to my observation, you must have been deficient in calcium since you were young and lacked when you grew up. Love, grandma doesn't hurt, uncle doesn't love. Left cheek is twitching, right cheek is not kicking. Donkey sees donkey kicking, pig sees pig stepping. Born to be cucumber, not to shoot! Motorcyclist, you need to kick! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, need to screw it! Look, your face is so thin, you don't look like a pig! Now throw you in the toilet, the toilet will vomit, Throw it into a black hole, and the black hole can explode by itself! Say you, I will teach you how to practice the sword, you practice the sword, and if you don't practice the sword, practice it! It's cheap! If you don't practice the golden sword, you practice prostitution! It's for you! Sword Immortal, you are inappropriate, you won't do it if you give you a Sword God, you are crying and shouting to be a Sword Master! Really, why bother?!" Xia Xia said incessantly.
Hearing Xia Xia's series of words, all three of them were stunned.
Even He Yuzhuang himself gave a thumbs up to Summer.
"You are invincible." The woman disguised as a man also looked at Xia Tian with admiration.
The woman from Hong Jianmen was also made to laugh when she heard Xia Xia's words, but she held it back.
"Beauty, don't fight. In a few days, maybe we will be brothers and sisters. I came to Tianliucheng this time to participate in the recruitment of Hongjianmen." He Yuzhuang said.
Hearing his words, Xia Xia and the women in men's clothes were also stunned.
"Me too!!" said the woman disguised as a man.
"Uh!!" Xia Xia scratched his head embarrassedly. Seeing his appearance, everyone understood that Xia Xia must have also come to participate in the recruitment of Hong Jianmen.
All three of them actually came to participate in the recruitment of Hong Jianmen.
The most important thing is that the three of them left a bad impression on the female disciples of Hongjianmen.
Not only bad, but also very bad.
As soon as the female disciples of Hong Jianmen heard the words of the three, they put away their weapons and left.
"Senior sister, don't go, or you can beat me!!" He Yuzhuang was worried that the female disciples of Hongjianmen would wear small shoes for him, so he wouldn't be able to join Hongjianmen.
Swish! !
The female disciple of Hongjianmen stabbed He Yuzhuang with a sword.
Iron sand palm! !
He Yuzhuang patted the sword in the hands of the female disciple of Hongjianmen again.
"There!!" At this moment, a large group of people rushed over from the entrance of the alley, all of whom were pulling carts.