Volume 1 Main Text_Chapter 1309: Master Ximen

Chapter 1309 Master Ximen

After Qin Yun killed Song Fengchen, he took back the Dragon Cauldron of Tianshi Town, carried Ximen Dazhuang on his shoulders, and ran wildly across the desert.

"Brother Qin, I may be dying. The poison on my body can't be cured. After I die, if the death looks too ugly, can you help me make it look better, and then send it back to Ximen's house!" Ximen Dazhuang shouted in frustration .

"It's an ugly death, it's better to burn it!" Qin Yun said.

"Ah? Don't! If I am burned to ashes, Ximen's family will not recognize my ashes! I will be buried in the cemetery of Ximen's family!" Ximen Dazhuang said sadly: "Brother Qin, what are you? Cultivation? I still can't figure it out, I don't want to die!"

Qin Yun left with Ximen Dazhuang on his shoulders, also because he was worried that someone would come from that place.

"You are about to die, can you say a few words less?" Qin Yun said with a smile.

"I'm about to die, of course I have to say more about Brother Qin before I die, why are you still laughing? I'm about to die, why are you still laughing? You people, why are you all so heartless!" Ximen Da Zhuang wanted to cry but had no tears, he was very sad: "I, Ximen Da Zhuang, first entered the Immortal Desolate River and Lake, but unexpectedly, I was killed by a seductress!"

Qin Yun, who was running, felt a little funny: "Brother Zhuang, have you never seen a woman before?"

Ximen Dazhuang shouted: "Of course I have seen it! It's just that I have never seen a woman without clothes, and she is so active! Brother Qin, do you know? She has a really good figure, I thought she loved her." I can't help falling in love, that's why I suddenly stripped off and rushed over to dedicate myself, who knows how deep her tricks are!"

Qin Yun laughed out loud, and said, "Brother Zhuang, were you thinking about this at the time?"

"Think about it, if a woman takes the initiative to get close to you, isn't she in love with you? Oh, when she jumped over and hugged me, I thought she fell in love with me and might marry me and have children! Who knew she would use The nails pierced my heart, and injected a strong poison. My pure heart is so pitiful, it is still devastated before it dies!"

Ximen Dazhuang wailed: "I, Ximen Dazhuang, am going to die like this? I haven't experienced a vigorous love, I haven't found a person I like, and I haven't become a famous strange tattoo artist, and I'm about to die with hatred. I am not reconciled, I am not reconciled!"

"Brother Qin, put me down, I want to die alone! I don't want anyone to see the ugly appearance of my poisoned death! I, Ximen Dazhuang, is famous for my life, even if I die, I must die with dignity!"

Qin Yun was speechless, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, you won't die! I can undo your poison!"

"You can't solve it! No one can solve the poison that my Ximen family's poison-repelling fairy charm can't get rid of!" Ximen Dazhuang was very desperate, and laughed at himself: "It's all my fault for being too arrogant and being raped by women. Confused, I neglected to take precautions, and ended up like this, and this is my own fault!"

Qin Yun felt that he was far away from the place where he fought just now, so he took out the Star Tour Tower, took Ximen Dazhuang in, and then took out the little jade rabbit.

Fortunately, the little Jade Rabbit didn't finish eating the golden grapes, and didn't fall into a deep sleep.

Ximen Dazhuang sat in the hall on the first floor of the Star Tour Tower, looked around, and sighed: "Death in this tower is a good destination for me! Brother Qin, when I die, I must It will be ugly, can you help me make it look better when the time comes, I beg you, I will keep my handsome face even if I die!"

Qin Yun pressed his hand on a table,

Then put the little jade rabbit in his palm and said, "Stop talking! You won't die!"

The little jade rabbit quickly absorbed the poison in Ximen Dazhuang's body!

Ximen Dazhuang, who fell into despair, was very sad at first, but felt that the poison in his body was being sucked away, his body shook suddenly, and he stared at Qin Yun with wide eyes: "My poison is being absorbed! I don't need to die gone?"

Qin Yun shook his head and smiled: "I said it just now, you won't die!"

Ximen Dazhuang suddenly grinned stupidly, and shouted: "I don't have to die, I don't have to die! Hahaha, my handsomeness and prestige, Ximen Dazhuang, will last forever!"

"Brother Zhuang, you have to be more careful in the future! Don't think everyone is so pure. You have to be careful when you are in the fairyland, or you will die with no bones left!" Qin Yun smiled and fell. Two cups of tea.

Ximen Dazhuang let out a "tsk", shook his head and said, "When I went out, the elders reminded me, but I think that as long as I am honest with others and do things without regret, I can make many good friends. Even if I encounter a traitor Evil people, they will also be shocked by my righteousness!"

"Brother Qin, at least I can make you a friend, otherwise I would really die! Fortunately, you didn't take off your clothes to tease me, otherwise I would be miserable!" Ximen Dazhuang laughed.

Qin Yun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and drank a cup of tea: "When I'm dark, I don't need to take off my clothes!"

Ximen Dazhuang thought for a while, and said with a smile: "That's right! Brother Qin, your appearance is slightly lacking. Even if you take off your clothes, it will not have any effect! I am different. If I take off my clothes, I will definitely attract a large group of people. Crazy, I'll try it next time!"

Qin Yun almost spit out the tea, and said with a smile: "Brother Zhuang, don't use this trick indiscriminately! You will die a miserable death, ahem, you will be beaten by chickens!"

"Really?" Ximen Dazhuang scratched his head, very puzzled, and asked: "Brother Qin, you should be an old Jianghu! You can teach me some skills in the future!"

Ximen Dazhuang admired Qin Yun very much. Originally they were against the trend, but Qin Yun suddenly counterattacked, not only killing the enemy, but also saving him.

If it wasn't for the sake of face, Ximen Dazhuang would like to kowtow to Qin Yun a few times to show his admiration.

"When you see beautiful women,

Be careful! And don't judge people by their appearance, don't think that a person is a good person because he is good-looking! Just make friends in the past, otherwise it's easy to get cheated of your pants! "Qin Yun said.

"I never judge people by their appearance! Brother Qin, you have an ordinary appearance, but I think you are a person who can make friends, so I regard you as a friend!" Ximen Dazhuang said seriously.

"What? I'm plain-looking?" Qin Yun couldn't help but took out the mirror and looked at himself. He felt that he was a bit stronger and handsome than Ximen, but he was said to be plain-looking.

Ximen Dazhuang smiled and said: "Yes! My father said that I am the most handsome! In Ximen's house, everyone said that I am a handsome guy! Your face shape is very different from mine, so you are naturally ordinary. !"

Qin Yun looked at Ximen Dazhuang, and didn't know what to say.

He was startled, and asked, "Brother Zhuang, do you have a high status in Ximen's family?"

"Of course I'm tall! Anyone who sees me has to call me a handsome guy!" Ximen Dazhuang smiled slightly: "My grandfather is the elder of the rich clan, and my father is the head of the family! They are all very strong, and they are very powerful strange pattern masters Woolen cloth!"

Qin Yun immediately understood that Ximen Dazhuang must have been fooled by people since he was a child, saying that he is the most handsome

Ximen Dazhuang was so spoiled since he was a child, but he didn't become a playboy. This shows that his nature is very good, and it is only because he was fooled since he was a child that he suffers from incurable narcissism.

"Brother Qin, don't be inferior! Although you are plain-looking, I am still willing to make you my friend! I, Ximen Dazhuang, never judge people by their appearance!" Ximen Dazhuang smiled heartily.

Qin Yun smiled: "Brother Zhuang, you'd better not directly talk about other people's appearance in the future! It will easily cause trouble!"

Ximen Dazhuang nodded and said: "I understand! I also confessed so frankly because Brother Qin is so talkative, please don't mind Brother Qin!"

Qin Yun felt that if Ximen Dazhuang jumped like that outside, he would definitely be beaten to death.

Half an hour passed, and the little jade rabbit also absorbed all the poison in Ximen Dazhuang's body.

Ximen Dazhuang was very happy and said: "Brother Qin, your little rabbit is really powerful. It has such a powerful detoxification effect! How can I repay this little white rabbit?"

"Uh, she likes to eat more. Do you have any fairy fruit?" Qin Yun asked.

"Fairy fruit? Yes!" Ximen Dazhuang took out a lot of them, all kinds of sweet-looking fairy fruits.

"Thank you, Big Brother!" Qin Yun immediately collected those fairy fruits into Nine Suns Soul, and kept a few for himself, and gave the rest to Little Yutu and Momo.

Ximen Dazhuang was very rich, those fairy fruits were very expensive, but he gave them away without blinking.

"You're welcome! After all, it's a life-saving grace!" Ximen Dazhuang laughed a few times, and then said seriously: "Brother Qin, I guess you are a fifth-level immortal!"

Qin Yun said with a smile: "You guessed wrong, I'm only a first-level immortal, and I just broke through! If I were a fifth-level immortal, Nangong Xuemei would have been killed by me long ago!"

Ximen Dazhuang was very puzzled, he guessed wrong three times, which made him feel very embarrassed, he quickly changed the topic, and said with a smile: "Brother Qin, Nangong Xuemei, a shameless woman, does she often use which kind of is not necessary?" Face tricks to deal with you?"

"Never used it once!" Qin Yun pouted.

"Ah? Then why did she use it on me? Did she really like me?" Ximen Dazhuang muttered.

"It's purely because she can't beat you, and she sees that you are easy to deceive, so she used this dirty trick on you!" Qin Yun shook his head speechlessly.

Ximen Dazhuang comes from a mysterious hermit family with strange patterns, and he is also the son of the head of the family, so he has a lot of good things in his hands. Originally he was seriously injured, but after putting a few talismans on his body and taking a few pills, he recovered to seven or seven, and looked very energetic.

After he recovered, he took out a compass, looked at it, and exclaimed: "Brother Qin, there are strange beasts nearby! Let's go over and subdue the strange beasts!"

With that said, he ran out of the Star Tour Tower.

Qin Yun hurriedly chased it out and shouted: "Brother Big Zhuang, the strange beast is very dangerous, don't mess around! Otherwise, you will really die!"

"Don't be afraid, I have the secret technique passed down from my ancestors, and I can subdue strange beasts!" Ximen Dazhuang said confidently.

In the distance directly ahead, under the illumination of the sun, there is a white light flickering.

Ximen Dazhuang pointed to the place where the white light was shining, and shouted happily: "Brother Qin, the strange beast is there, great, I can subdue a strange beast right away!"