Four Hundred and Ninety-Nine. Embarrassing Incident
The student union cadres issued invoices to the four of them, and then told them: "Gather at the school gate at ten o'clock tomorrow morning. There will be buses departing together. Our trip this time is quite far. Here are the maps and precautions. You can go back and study them. .”
"Okay." Yang Ming took the map and notes and nodded.
"Don't be late..." the student union cadre warned.
"No problem." As Yang Ming was talking, he saw an acquaintance walking across the street. However, he obviously didn't notice Yang Ming. Instead, he went straight to the student union cadre and patted him on the shoulder: "Tiezi, Thank you for what happened today! Come on, I’ll treat you to dinner!”
"Hey, it's a joke..." the student union cadre said, "Zhang Weihan, why are you so polite to me? Keep your voice down, I have guests here!"
"Huh? Yang Ming?" Zhang Weihan looked up and was stunned: "Why are you here?"
"Brother Zhang, my friend and I came to sign up for the winter camp. He is the one who is troubling you!" Yang Ming pointed at Zhang Bin and said.
"Ha, didn't we all go together?" Zhang Weihan suddenly laughed and said: "Zhang Bin, right? You should thank him, he did it all!" Zhang Weihan nuzzled at the student union cadres.
"Ha, thank you, buddy, let's go and have dinner together, I'll treat you." Zhang Bin said.
"Let's go, let's go together!" Zhang Weihan also wanted to get close to Yang Mingduo. After all, he was under his godfather.
"Okay!" This time the cadre of the student union did not refuse, nodded, and then introduced himself: "My name is Li Guangkun, the director of the Propaganda Department of the school student union."
"Hello, my name is Yang Ming. This is my girlfriend Chen Mengyan." Yang Ming smiled, shook hands with Li Guangkun, and then introduced Chen Mengyan.
"Haha, my siblings are so beautiful. Brother, you are so lucky!" Li Guangkun had heard from Zhang Weihan before that Yang Ming was Liu Weishan's godson. He also wanted to apply for Liu Weishan's graduate degree next year, so he naturally wanted to have a relationship with Yang Ming.
"Zhang Bin. You should know me, right?" Zhang Bin chuckled and said, "This is my wife, Zhao Sisi."
"Ha! How could I not know you? You are quite a treacherous kid? You also know that there are blank spaces for questions that cannot be written on the paper. This is also convenient for writing. Find someone with similar handwriting to add a few strokes for you and that's it. Yes!" Li Guangkun praised without leaving any trace: "I just like to do things for smart people! Some self-righteous people know they don't know how to do it, but they still write nonsense. It will be difficult to change it by then!"
Zhang Bin glanced at Yang Ming.
I was a little embarrassed and thought to myself, Yang Ming is quite experienced in this matter!
People who have done something bad together can easily form an alliance of interests. Therefore, because of Zhang Bin's incident, within a few words, the relationship between several people began to become harmonious.
While eating, Yang Ming learned from Li Guangkun that the winter camp tomorrow was entirely organized by the student union. No teachers participated. So everyone can have fun...
Of course, this is the superficial meaning, but the hidden meaning is that there is no need to avoid anything between lovers, they can just sleep together at night... This made Zhang Bin very happy, but Chen Mengyan lowered her head shyly.
After the six people finished eating, they separated. Although Zhang Bin insisted on footing the bill, it was Zhang Weihan who finally bought it. Yang Ming pulled Zhang Bin. I didn’t ask him to persist. After all, Zhang Weihan sincerely wanted to treat him.
Zhang Bin drove the car and took Yang Ming and the three of them to the supermarket near the school. Prepare to buy some necessities for tomorrow. Although the two hundred yuan just paid includes accommodation and equipment rental fees, girls like Zhao Sisi and Chen Mengyan will inevitably have to buy some snacks to take with them.
After parking the car, the group of four entered the supermarket. Zhang Bin pushed a cart, but Yang Ming was empty-handed. Zhang Bin said it was unfair but had no choice.
As soon as Chen Mengyan and Zhao Sisi entered the supermarket, they went straight to the small food section. Each of them took a small basket and went shopping frantically. However, Yang Ming and Zhang Bin were more practical and bought some canned and plastic-sealed food.
When the two of them passed by the daily necessities, Zhang Bin suddenly looked left and right, and then said: "Zhao Sisi and the others are not following, are they?"
"No, I'm far away from you." Yang Ming took a casual look with his clairvoyant eyes. Chen Mengyan and Zhao Sisi were still studying which plum blossoms were delicious in the small food area.
"That's good." Zhang Bin chuckled, took a box of condoms from the shelf, and then said to Yang Ming, "Do you want them?"
"Uh..." Yang Ming felt ashamed. It seems that he doesn't need this thing now, right? By the way, Yang Ming has never paid for this thing!
Lan Ling said that she had her own method. Although Yang Ming didn't ask in detail, it seemed that it had something to do with her voodoo skills. But Xiao Qing couldn't get pregnant, so Yang Ming simply didn't need this thing.
"Ha, you and I are still embarrassed?" Zhang Bin looked at Yang Ming with a smile.
"Ahem, you also know that after Lan Ling left, Chen Mengyan and I haven't progressed to that point yet. What's the use of buying it?" Yang Ming had to explain. Xiao Qing's matter should never be mentioned to Zhang Bin.
"Ha, that's it. Why do you look like this? It's okay. Isn't this winter camp an opportunity? If you seize it, the matter between you and Chen Mengyan will definitely be settled!" Zhang Bin laughed. He said: "Let me tell you, Yang Ming, Chen Mengyan and you can be regarded as lovers and concubines. You two have been together for a long time. Why is there no substantial progress?"
"Damn, it's not like you don't know how long Mengyan and I were at odds last time because of Lan Ling's incident. I just want to have a chance!" Yang Ming shrugged helplessly.
"Then buy a box, so you're prepared." Zhang Bin said and took another box off the shelf: "Jisbon, it's ultra-thin, it's great!"
"..." Yang Ming was speechless for a while, looked at the small box in Zhang Bin's hand, and then said: "Let's put it with you first. Chen Mengyan and I haven't reached that stage yet. If she sees that I have this thing, she still can't tell. Do you wonder what I am doing with other women?"
"No problem." Zhang Bin settled the bill directly at the checkout counter in the supermarket and put it in his coat pocket.
After Yang Ming and Zhang Bin bought some more things such as disposable gloves, disposable tablecloths and napkins, they went to meet Chen Mengyan and the others. When they saw the baskets in each of Chen Mengyan and Zhao Sisi's hands, they couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Two days have passed. I’m going to the winter camp, can I eat all the food I bought?”
But having said that, Yang Ming and Zhang Bin still took the shopping basket and poured them all into the shopping cart. The four people pushed the cart to the checkout counter and paid the bill. When they walked out of the magnetic inspection guardrail of the supermarket checkout counter, the alarm next to them suddenly made a sharp and piercing sound.
A security guard immediately came over and stopped Zhang Bin who was passing by: "Sir, please wait a moment."
"What's wrong?" Zhang Bin was stunned and asked.
"I suspect you have supermarket merchandise on you. Please untie your coat and show me if there is anything inside." The security guard said.
"Damn, I spent money to buy such things, how could I steal your stuff?" Zhang Bin frowned and pointed at several large pockets in the shopping cart and said, "You think I can't afford it?" Money man?”
"Um...Sir, that's not what I meant. I didn't say you stole anything...it's just that the alarm went off, and I had to come and check according to the supermarket's regulations. Please don't make things difficult for me..." The security guard looked at it. Zhang Bin's clothes and the things he bought really didn't look like a petty thief, so he became polite when he spoke.
Seeing the sad look on the young security guard's face, Zhang Bin felt a little uncomfortable not to make things difficult for him anymore. He was also paid to do things, so Zhang Bin knew it was useless to make things difficult for him.
"How do you want to check?" Zhang Bin asked helplessly.
"Just take off your coat, and then walk through the magnetic inspection barrier again." The little security guard said: "Sir, you can think about it again, if there is anything that has been put in your pocket without paying for it...or it has been checked. Didn’t you pay for the goods that were handed out from the cashier’s special channel?”
"Ah? You can't even pay for things inside?" Zhang Bin touched the back of his head and suddenly remembered that he had two boxes of condoms in his pockets.
"Items that have been checked out are not allowed. They must be handed over to the cashier for inspection..." the security guard explained.
"Can I not take it out?" Zhang Bin felt a little embarrassed.
"I'm afraid this won't work..." The little security guard became even more embarrassed: "Sir, if it's something you've paid for, just take it out and check it. What else do you have to be afraid of?"
"But this thing about me..." Zhang Bin looked at Zhao Sisi. Although the two already had that kind of relationship, in public, Zhang Bin took out two boxes of condoms. It would be strange if Zhao Sisi didn't get angry!