One Hundred and Seventy-Eight. "Brothels" And "Whores"
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Wang Zhitao has been very depressed recently. Not to mention the failure of the college entrance examination, he went camping and finally found a lady to relax, and was frightened into impotence. Military doctors and court doctors have tried it, but it just doesn't work!
The results of the inspection are nothing more than no serious illness, just a nervous psychological disorder caused by fright. However, it is this psychological suggestion that is the most difficult to cure. Otherwise there wouldn't be so many mental illnesses in this world.
Physically, it is easy to handle, and it can always be cured by taking medicine and surgery. But you are afraid of this kind of harmless, how do you let people treat it? Therefore, Wang Zhitao was asked to go to the psychology department for most of his life.
Wang Zhitao was in a hurry, but he couldn't tell his family. The depression in his heart can be imagined.
Fortunately, the university started, and there were many messy things, so Wang Zhitao temporarily forgot about his illness.
Throwing away the greased paper wrapping the pancakes, Wang Zhitao scolded: "Damn it, the price has risen and this thing has been stripped! There was half a ham sausage in it, but now the hair is gone! I should have bought two!"
As soon as the oiled paper fell on the ground, an old man wearing a red armband flew over like Wang Zhitao: "That student, you will be fined 50 yuan for littering on campus!"
"Ah?" Wang Zhitao was stunned: "Is this also a fine?"
"Nonsense, if you don't fine me, can you remember it next time?" The old man rolled his eyes and said, "Hurry up, let me tell you, if you have a bad attitude, you can report it to the whole school!"
As soon as Wang Zhitao heard the announcement from the whole school, he obediently took out fifty yuan and gave it to the old man. I still have to pick up girls, if I report this matter, my reputation will be fucked!
It's just that Wang Zhitao doesn't understand. There was no one around me just now, this old man was at least a hundred meters away, why did he run over so quickly? Is it like stepping on two hot wheels under your feet?
In fact, there is no grandpa who fines people in the school at all. If they are fined, it is the cadre of the student union who is responsible for school discipline. But Wang Zhitao is a freshman, how could he know this.
And this old man is a liar in this area, who specializes in preying on freshmen and succeeds time and time again. After Wang Zhitao left. The old man immediately straightened his back, and his voice returned to that of a middle-aged man: "Idiot, seeing that you are so rich, I knew it was up to you!"
Yang Ming and his party broke up when they passed by the door of the girls' dormitory building. There are still very important things to do in the afternoon, and students of each major will report again at the places designated by each department.
Yang Ming studies computers. In fact, he no longer needs to worry about employment issues. No matter how bad he is, he can still earn some income by gambling stones with abilities, so major is not that important. Yang Ming's parents hope that Taobao Women's Clothing Tmall Taobao Mall Taobao Women's Winter Coat Taobao Women's Tmall Taobao Mall Taobao Women's Winter Coat Taobao Women's Tmall Taobao Mall Taobao Women's Winter Coat He will apply for a more popular major , as far as the current situation is concerned. High-tech informatization majors are quite popular, and computer is one of them. And Yang Ming himself. I am also interested in computers. So it's all a hobby. Anyway, in the future, he himself has decided to rely on supernatural powers to make money.
"Brother, how do I get to the School of Control and Control?" Yang Ming asked a senior who wore glasses and seemed to be more eager to learn.
"Surveillance? What is control?" the glasses senior asked in a daze.
"It's a computer!" Yang Ming thought. No way, isn't this guy's glasses used for hard work? Instead of playing games and playing land?
"Damn, School of Engineering! You should have said it earlier!" The glasses senior suddenly realized: "I'm from the School of Engineering, are you a freshman? I'll take you there!"
"Brothhouse?" Yang Ming sighed, is this okay? The man with glasses open in front of his eyes, like a tortoise who solicited customers in a brothel in ancient times, patted his chest and said: I am from the brothel, I will take you there!
"That's right, the School of Computer Science, referred to as the School of Science and Technology! What about computer control? Computer and automation control have long been divided into two departments." The glasses senior said.
So that's the case, Yang Ming nodded, but the abbreviation is a bit too sexy, right?
Perhaps seeing Yang Ming's weird expression, the glasses senior said disapprovingly, "Why, do you think this abbreviation is a bit ambiguous?"
Yang Ming nodded, is there even a need to ask?
"It will be fine after a long time. Every class is called like this. The boys in the school are called Ji Nan, and the girls are called Ji Nu! Like me, you are a Ji Nan, and you will be a Ji Nan in the future!" The glasses senior said seriously.
Yang Ming looked around, this is the school! Such as
To be honest, I thought that the person in front of me was the duck head of a nightclub who was going to drag me into the water. I felt that I worked hard to get into the university, and in the end I became a glorious "prostitute"!
"Hey, buddy, don't think about it, this name has been around for so many years!" said the glasses senior, "Besides, this also shows that the boys in our computer department are famous!"
"Famous? What do you mean?" Yang Ming was a little puzzled.
"If you think about it, the term Jiyuan is not just a whim. There is a reason why the boys in our computer department are called Jinan. It means that there are many boys in our department and the quality is good! Those who are from the Department of Economics and Management and the Department of Foreign Languages* *Girls are coming to our department to find a partner!" said the glasses senior mysteriously.
I rely on! After hearing this, Yang Ming thought to himself, he really is a veritable prostitute!
"However, if you want to find someone to marry in a down-to-earth manner, you should look for it in our computer department. However, there are relatively few girls who study computer science. You have to act first, or you will be out of luck." The glasses senior said.
"Why do you have to find someone from the computer department?" Yang Ming didn't understand.
"It's not that I have to look for a computer department, but there are too many girls in the Department of Economics and Management and the Department of Foreign Languages, the overall atmosphere is not good, and there are too few pure girls. Even if there are, they are spoiled by others. That's great!" said the glasses senior.
Broken? Yang Ming did not believe that Chen Mengyan would be led astray by others. It is true that the environment can change a person, but not everyone will be changed by the environment.
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"Don't believe me, I have a lot of research on this!" said the glasses senior, "Back then I was in a foreign language department, and you ate raw watery ones. What happened afterwards? Didn't you put a lot of money into it?" Qian's embrace!"
Grass! Ganqing is a very hurt man, no wonder he is so cynical! Yang Ming felt that what this guy said must be a special case, but it happened to him, so he treated one as a hundred.
"Today happens to be the day when the new students of the School of Economics and Engineering register. I'm going to take this opportunity to see if there is a suitable freshman sister, so I can grab one." The senior glasses student revealed his sensual nature with a few words.
Another sullen man who thought he was a nerd. Yang Ming shook his head. However, having such an old man eloquently tell Yang Ming about the School of Computer Science has saved Yang Ming a lot of trouble. Even who to turn to for failing exams, which teacher is strict in class, and which class is not called by name are all clear.
"My name is Zhang Weihan. If you don't understand anything in the future, you can contact me directly! I'm from the Life Department of the Student Union." The glasses senior enthusiastically handed Yang Ming a business card.
No way? Now the student cadres all have business cards? Yang Ming took the business card and looked at it, "My day!"
Professionally manage to find people for failing courses, draw questions before exams, introduce short-term odd jobs, and tutoring.
Seeing Yang Ming's surprised look, Zhang Weihan was a little embarrassed: "Hehe, earn some extra money, there is my mobile phone on it, if you need anything, just call me!"
Yang Ming doesn't need the latter two, but the first two seem to be used in the future. University exams are different from high school exams, you can't get a high score by just cheating.
Teachers of many subjects in universities divide the final grades into two parts: usual grades and paper grades. Generally, it is 30-70, but there are also 50-50.
The usual score refers to the number of times you usually attend classes. Generally, five to ten points will be deducted for one absence, until the deductions are exhausted. In other words, if the final grade is 50-50, even if you get all the questions right on the paper, if you miss too much class and don't have the usual grades, then you still fail.
It was precisely in consideration of this that Yang Ming put away the business card. He nodded to Zhang Weihan and said, "Okay, if I have something to do, I'll call you. The charge won't be too high, right?"
"Of course not, but if you expect to fail a subject, you'd better let me know in advance. You know, the test papers are all students, and I just need to get through this relationship. It’s easy to handle, that’s what the teacher said. So the price before and after the event is different. If you ask me beforehand, it’s usually 200 yuan, but you’ll get a full refund. It depends on the situation afterwards. If it doesn’t work, you have to wait until Let’s talk about make-up exams.” Zhang Weihan explained: “As you know, the school management is very strict now, and there are very few teachers who violate discipline because of hundreds of dollars!”