Chapter One Thousand Six Hundred and Seventy Seven - One Thousand Six Hundred and Seventy Eight

"There's no one here, how about your side?" Bodyguard A asked hurriedly. (.) Although Yang Ming is still a certain distance from the bathroom, the distance of tens of meters is only completed in an instant, so he must seize the time. "I don't have anyone here." Bodyguard B said with some excitement: "What a God-given opportunity. I think we can fix that kid named Yang here, right?"

"Well, this is a good opportunity, but the boss said, don't let that boy named Yang see our origins. I'm afraid we will have to disguise ourselves so that he can't recognize us." Bodyguard Han said.

"That's true, but the two of us left in a hurry and didn't make any preparations." Bodyguard B muttered: "How about we knock Yang Ming unconscious as soon as he comes in?"

"Knocking him unconscious will defeat the purpose of training him. Besides, even if he is fainted, if we beat him and he feels pain, what if he wakes up and sees us?" Bodyguard A said disapprovingly.

"That's true, and there's no guarantee that the kid can be knocked unconscious in one go." Bodyguard B nodded: "We have to find a hood."

"Where are there any hoods here?" Bodyguard A frowned: "By the way, do you have any stockings? I watched those people on TV wearing stockings on their heads when they committed crimes."

"Fuck! I'm a big man, and I don't have any special hobbies. Where can I get my stockings done? Should I wear them on my body?" Bodyguard B glared and said with some dissatisfaction.

"Then what should we do? The boy named Yang is coming soon. Can't he find some shit and smear it on his chest?" Bodyguard A asked anxiously.

"I have a good idea," Bodyguard B said suddenly.

"What's the idea? Tell me!" Bodyguard? hurriedly urged.

"We can take off our underwear and put them on our heads. Wouldn't that be enough? Bodyguard B suggested.

"What the hell is this a good idea?" Bodyguard A frowned, but after a while, he nodded and said, "It seems like this is the only way to go! Take off your clothes!"

So, bodyguard A and bodyguard B quickly took off their pants, then took off their underwear, put them on g's heads respectively, and quickly put on their trousers again. "I knew I would have put on a new pair of underwear yesterday. The smell of sweat is so unpleasant!" Bodyguard A complained.

"Numbly,

I'm so miserable. Today on the plane, I suddenly had a stomachache. I ran to the toilet and found someone there. I held it in for a long time, so I farted a few times and brought out all the shit. Now it smells like shit... "Bodyguard B said with a grimace. "Then stay away from me! "Bodyguard? He quickly moved to the side.

After Yang Ming arrived at the door of the bathroom, he did not rush in. Instead, he stood at the door and used his powers to monitor the movements of the two bodyguards. He saw that they actually put their underwear on their heads, especially after hearing their During the conversation, Yang Ming almost burst out laughing!

Put your underwear on your head? Thanks to these two people for coming up with such fresh ideas! And the conversation between the two people at the end was even more so. There was still feces in the underwear? Even someone as awesome as Yang Ming has to say something in a word of admiration. These two people are so awesome, even more awesome than themselves! "Take it back, that guy named Yang will definitely not recognize us!" Although Bodyguard B smelled the smell of his own feces, he could only endure it because it was a serious matter.

"Well, Chen Fei is the chief of Songjiang Police Station. If he finds out, I'm afraid there will be no good things for both of us. Even if the boss doesn't remind us, we have to be careful!" Bodyguard Jia Shen nodded in agreement. : "It's just, why doesn't Yang Ming come in? We have been preparing for a long time in vain. Isn't he here to use the bathroom?"

"No way. I see that he is walking in this direction. Apart from the bathroom, there is only an emergency exit. Even if he wants to go downstairs, he has to take the elevator. He can't take the stairs by himself, right?" Bodyguard B analyzed. "Then let me open the door and take a look?" Bodyguard? He hesitated and said.

Although the two of them could be said to have been seizing the time to take off their pants and put on their underwear, they also spent a lot of time getting out. No matter how slow Yang Ming walked, it couldn't have taken so long to walk from the box to the bathroom. You haven't come here yet?

"Besides, once you open the door, what if the boy named Yang comes in at this time? Wouldn't he bump into you?" Bodyguard B objected to Bodyguard A's proposal. "That's right!" Bodyguard? He nodded and said, "Then let's lean against the door and listen to what's going on outside!" "Well, that's no problem!" Bodyguard B nodded and put his ear on the bathroom door.

Yang Ming stood outside the bathroom, thinking about whether to take action against the two bodyguards. To be honest, Yang Ming didn't want to expose his strength in front of Chen Zhiye prematurely.

This Chen Zhiye gave Yang Ming an intuition that he must have some back-up plan behind him, and it wasn't just this little trick. Although Yang Ming is not afraid of him, due to the complicated relationship between Chen Fei and Chen Qiye, Yang Ming does not want to directly break his face and cause embarrassment to Chen Fei unless he has no choice.

Of course, if Chen Zhiye was shameless and kept making trouble for himself, then I wouldn't mind teaching him a lesson.

However, just letting these two bodyguards go was obviously not Yang Ming's character... At this moment, Yang Ming's cell phone rang. Yang Ming glanced at the caller ID and saw that it was Chen Fei. In an instant, he immediately figured it out! "Hello, Uncle Chen!" Yang Ming answered the phone. "Yang Ming, why did you go to the toilet for so long? Did you fall into the toilet? Do you need me to go find you?" Chen Fei's voice came from the phone.

"Ha, no way, I just looked in the wrong direction of the bathroom..." Yang Ming said with a smile, he had already made a plan in his mind, and his powers were locked on the two bodyguards in the bathroom: "It's a bit drunk. Too much, and I'm so dizzy that I can't tell the difference between north, south, east, and west." "You don't have a good drinking capacity, I thought you were pretty good!" Chen Fei burst out laughing after hearing Yang Ming's words.

In the bathroom, Bodyguard B frowned: "The boy named Yang seems to be answering the phone at the door. What is Uncle Chen talking about? It seems to be a call from Chen Fei!"

"Shall I listen?" Bodyguard A also put his ear on the door, listened carefully to the movement outside the door, and then said: "The paralyzed one is indeed on the phone. So it seems that we can't take action yet? Let's As soon as you make a move, you will definitely hear it clearly on the other side of the phone. If Chen Fei and Ma Yu find out, I am afraid that they will come to the door immediately. Will we not be unlucky by then?" "That's right, ***, really pour it. It’s gone!” Bodyguard B nodded and said depressedly.

After hearing what the two people said, a sneer flashed across the corner of Yang Ming's mouth! This was his plan. He was determined that these two guys would not dare to attack him when he answered Chen Fei's call. Then, he would just wait for him to ravage them!

Yang Ming used his superpower to look at the two bodyguards lying on the door in the bathroom. He suddenly raised his foot and kicked the door of the bathroom. He heard a "bang" sound and Yang Ming kicked the back door of the bathroom violently inward. The two bodyguards patted the two people directly to the door, fell to the ground, and turned their backs. Behind the west door, there happened to be a large bucket for cleaning garbage. The two bodyguards slipped and hit the big bucket. After turning it over, the garbage in the big bucket splashed all over the two of them, directly burying the two bodyguards in it. "Well..." Bodyguard B was knocked down on the back of his head, snorted, rolled his eyes and fainted.

Bodyguard A was also hit hard and had a nosebleed, but he didn't dare to speak out and cursed in his heart. Yang Ming just opened the door and used such force. Isn't there something wrong?

He didn't expect Yang Ming to do it on purpose, because Yang Ming was standing outside the bathroom and couldn't possibly know that the two of them were lying on the bathroom door. How could it be intentional? There are no windows on this door either!

However, how did he know that Yang Ming had special powers and could see through things! As a result, the fate of these two bodyguards was very tragic... 167s, Yang Ming's devious methods

The refreshing feeling brought by this yin person made Yang Ming feel more comfortable than beating them up. Yang Ming didn't even look at the two people lying behind the door, because Yang Ming had already seen their faces clearly with his supernatural powers. At the end, Yang Ming answered the phone and walked into the bathroom. "What's so loud?" Chen Fei heard the sound of Yang Ming kicking the door and asked.

"Oh, the door to the bathroom in this hotel is a pull-back door. It's a little tight. I just pushed it and it didn't open, so I kicked it and it opened!" Yang Ming explained. On the surface, Yang Ming was telling Chen Fei, but in fact, Yang Ming was telling the two bodyguards. In order to prevent them from becoming suspicious, he explained something.

Sure enough, bodyguard A who didn't faint heard Yang Ming's words and rolled his eyes. He felt depressed for a while. Why was he so unlucky? Before they even met each other, and before he could teach Yang Ming a lesson, he was knocked away by the door panel. His nose was bleeding, and when he looked at his accomplice, he was still unconscious... It was a bad time to leave the division!

Yang Ming pretended to be drunk and in a daze, and walked into the bathroom. Without even looking at the urinal opposite, he waited for the door to close automatically with a "bang", then unbuttoned his pants and faced the urinal directly. The large pile of garbage behind the door was shot.

While shooting, he was still talking to Chen Fei on the phone: "Uncle Chen, why is this toilet so dirty? There is garbage everywhere? I was standing in the garbage dump to pee..." "Yang Ming, are you in the wrong place? ?" Chen Fei was suddenly a little confused: "Is that the toilet where you went? Don't urinate anywhere?" "It seems so?" Yang Ming said with a smile that was hard to tell, and then said. "Forget it, it's your own hotel anyway, do whatever you want!" Chen Fei said helplessly: "It seems that you are really drunk!" "What are you talking about? I'm not drunk, I'm sober. It's here!" Yang Ming said with a big tongue, while the water gun was still under his body!

Although the garbage had already covered the bodies of bodyguards A and B, Yang Ming had special powers and could directly lock onto the positions of two people, so the urine sprayed directly on them!

Bodyguard A is going crazy! His nostrils were filled with Yang Ming's urine. He really wanted to jump out of the garbage dump and throw Yang Ming into the toilet! However, he finally endured it!

Because he couldn't explain why he ended up in the garbage! Even if Yang Ming pushed the door and knocked down the garbage, he couldn't explain why he was sneaking around the door and eavesdropping!

Well, even if all this is a coincidence, Yang Mingzhi and Chen Fei believe it, so how do they explain the underwear on their heads? Could it be that you were pretending to be a underwear person when you drank too much?

Bodyguard A doesn't want to cause trouble and make Chen Fei suspect anything! After all, both of them are Chen Zhiye's bodyguards. Once Chen Fei comes over, he can find out their identities with just one investigation!

How can there be such a coincidence in this world? The ulterior motives of these two people were exposed! So when the bodyguard armor ninja and ninja can't bear it anymore, they think about those masters in Japan...for example, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Ever since, Bodyguard A continued to endure and marched towards the highest level of ninja, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Looking at bodyguard A's unpredictable expression, how could Yang Ming not guess what Jiafu was thinking? Bodyguard A probably didn't dare to breathe or open his mouth for fear of urine flowing into his nose and eyes, so he just kept holding his breath!

Seeing this, Yang Ming's mouth flashed with a smirk, and he suddenly stopped shooting under him, as if he had finished draining the water, and he shivered all over.

When the bodyguard A saw that there was no more urine flowing down, he thought Yang Ming had finished urinating! He had been beaten to death before. He quickly opened his mouth to take a big breath, but unexpectedly, the moment he opened his mouth, a drop of urine spurted out without warning, directly into the mouth of bodyguard A, choking him. When it reached his lungs, he didn't dare to cough, and his face turned purple, like a pig's liver.

Yang Ming smiled secretly, fastened his pants, turned around and walked out of the bathroom door in a big way, and then said into the phone in his hand: "Uncle Chen, let's not talk about it for now, I'm going back!"

"Oh, let's talk about it when we get back. You have to be careful! Do you need me to ask Meng Yan to pick you up?" Chen Fei said with some worry. "Hey, Uncle Chen, I'm fine." Yang Ming's tone suddenly returned to Kuichang: "I can go back." "Huh?" Chen Fei was slightly stunned and shook his head, but he didn't believe Yang Ming said he was fine. In general, how many drunk people would say that they had sex?

Yang Ming put the phone in. In the bag, the phone is the Nokia 12d that was originally bought for Chen Mengyan. After Chen Mengyan changed to nq7, this phone was no longer needed. Because Yang Ming’s phone was soaked in water, he put the phone card in it when he was at Chen Mengyan’s house. Inside this old mobile phone. It can be used, but it doesn’t have such hand function, so I can’t read novels on it. Yang Ming also changed from his previous hesitation, returned to the box normally, and sat back in his seat. "Huh?" Chen Fei looked at the clarity in Yang Ming's eyes with some disbelief. He didn't look like a drunk person at all. He asked strangely: "Yang Ming, are you sober?" "Uncle Chen, I haven't at all." You're drunk!" Yang Ming said with a smile: "I was just pretending." "Pretending?" Chen Fei frowned: "Why are you pretending to be drunk?"

Chen Fei didn't think that Yang Ming was just entertaining him with nothing to do. He must have some future, so he didn't get angry. Based on his understanding of Yang Ming, Yang Ming could not be such a boring person. "Hey, as soon as I went out, I bumped into Chen Zhiye's two bodyguards!" Yang Ming didn't hide it, and said with a smile. "Those two bodyguards?" Chen Fei's expression became more serious: "Are they going to do something bad to you?"

Yang Ming nodded. There was no need to hide this matter from Chen Fei. Even if he really fell out with Chen Zhiye in the future, Chen Fei would not blame Yang Ming if he knew about the conflict in advance.

"The two of them saw that I was going to the bathroom, so they hid in there first." Yang Ming said this, wanting to laugh a little: "They wanted to attack me in the bathroom, but I received your call at the door of the bathroom. , they heard it was you calling me inside, and they didn’t dare to press the button until I took action..."

"No wonder you are so patient and have been talking nonsense to me for so long!" Chen Fei nodded and understood what Yang Ming meant, but his expression was a little weird. Chen Fei knew that with Yang Ming's skills, he couldn't do it at all. If you are afraid of these two bodyguards, why would you use such methods?

Yang Ming saw Chen Fei's confusion from his expression and shrugged: "It's not because I was afraid that you would be in the middle, so I didn't directly teach those two guys a lesson."

Chen Fei nodded and glanced at Yang Ming gratefully. If this matter really gets serious, then it might be the time for me and Chenjiacun to break up y o

"However, it is necessary to teach them a lesson indirectly instead of taking action directly." Yang Ming said with a sly smile: "So, I pretended to be drunk and kicked down the bathroom door. , the result was a tragedy for these two fools, they were knocked directly into the back of the door by the door panel! One was fainted and the other had blood on his face. He also knocked over the trash can behind him and was slapped with rubbish all over him!

"..." Chen Fei stared at Yang Ming dumbfounded, thinking that this kid is really wilted! I finally knew why he kicked the door... Thinking of this, Chen Fei suddenly looked a little weird: "Yang Ming, you said you stood on the garbage dump to relieve yourself... Could it be..." "Hey, yes, these two people , just drank my urine, quack!" Yang Ming said with a thief smile.

"Pfft..." Chen Fei spat out a sip of wine and collapsed on the table laughing! Chen Fangyu and Chen Mengyan naturally heard the cause and effect of the incident. When they heard that Yang Ming kicked the door and knocked the two of them over, they felt a little funny. Then they heard that Yang Ming actually peed on the two of them. , I couldn't help it anymore, so I laughed. "Yang Ming, you have made them both suffer a loss! Even if Chen Zhiye knew about it, he would have no choice but to be angry and have no other thoughts!" While Chen Fei laughed, he also secretly sighed at Yang Ming's wit.