, Almost Died Laughing
Yang Xin's personality is very outgoing. Before she reached the carnival door, she was laughing so hard that she almost lost her breath. Wu Yunsheng also suppressed his smile and supported Yang Xin.
Sun Jie couldn't help laughing, her eyes turned into crescent moons when she smiled, and she pursed her lips and looked at Yang Ming: "Aren't you trying to be a hero anymore?"
"What kind of hero am I trying to be? I saved my wife and sister. Isn't this just and natural? I didn't save others!" Yang Ming spread his hands and said innocently.
"Then why did you bring that pilot here?" Sun Jie said, "You saved us and left. Why did you tell those people the truth?"
"It's just that those two guys deserve a beating." Yang Ming shrugged and said with a smile, "Who told these two guys that they have evil intentions?"
"Don't cause trouble then and let them take revenge on you." Sun Jie reminded.
"Am I still afraid of revenge?" Yang Ming smiled contemptuously: "These two people are not opponents yet. Besides, if they have too many lice and don't itch, let them do whatever they want. If you really want to take revenge, I will welcome it. I’m afraid they’ll steal the chicken but lose the rice.”
Sun Jie knew that Yang Ming was telling the truth. Yang Ming's opponents were all terrifying people at the level of the boss behind the scenes. Yang Ming really looked down on small fish and shrimps like Qian Tangjiang and Yu Tianzhu.
The four of them left the carnival and kept laughing. Especially Yang Xin, who seemed to have smelled laughing gas and was almost breathless from laughing. Wu Yunsheng helped Yang Xin with a look of helplessness. Although this was funny, everyone laughed. He had also laughed, but Yang Xin was still laughing.
"Xin, stop laughing. If you laugh again, you will die laughing." Sun Jie also felt that something was wrong, so she grabbed Yang Xin's body and shook it.
Hearing what Sun Jie said, Wu Yunsheng became anxious. He had also heard of people who laughed to death. It was said that when they encountered an extremely funny thing, they really laughed at first, but then they laughed mechanically and inertly. If you can't control yourself, the end result will be to laugh and die.
"Let me take a look." When Yang Ming heard what Sun Jie said, he also took it seriously, because Yang Xin smiled for too long and kept laughing and didn't say anything afterwards.
"Are you watching?" Sun Jie was a little confused.
However, Yang Ming did not answer Sun Jie's question. Instead, he lifted Yang Xin's face with his hand, opened her eyes with the other hand, and then frowned.
Sure enough, Yang Xin should be smiling mechanically at this moment. The smile in her eyes was no longer replaced by fear. This shows that she doesn't want to laugh, but she has no way to control her body.
Yang Ming hesitated for a moment.
He still stretched his hand under Yang Xin's skirt. Next to the perineum point, there was an acupuncture point that could stop laughter. This kind of off-beat acupoint was not recorded in Chinese medicine books, but Fang Tian had taught Yang Ming.
At that time, Fang Tian once gave an example of the laughter point. When punishing others, you can click on the other person's laughter point to make the other person laugh to death. Of course, there is also a way to relieve the acupoint, so Yang Ming had a profound impression.
"Huh?" Wu Yunsheng was shocked when he saw Yang Ming touching the bottom of Yang Xin's skirt and extending his hand inside. However, in his opinion, Yang Ming was not the kind of person who would take advantage of others when they were in danger!
Therefore, although Wu Yunsheng was shocked and angry at Yang Ming's behavior, he did not have an attack because he firmly believed that Yang Ming could not take advantage of Yang Xin when she was like this. When you come down, it's a perfect opportunity to take advantage. Yang Ming didn't even take it, let alone now?
Although Sun Jie knew that Yang Ming was very carefree, it was absolutely impossible for him to take advantage of everyone. He often took advantage of herself. Sun Jie naturally knew that this was only based on the premise that the two had that kind of relationship.
Now that Yang Xin is his god-sister, how dare he take advantage of her? Although, that Xiao Qing is also Yang Ming's god-sister, the nature of the two is different.
Yang Ming found Yang Xin's acupuncture points and started massaging them." Even Yang Ming himself felt a little blushing. This position was too close to Yang Xin's private parts. If he rubbed it back and forth like this, it would inevitably lead to misunderstandings.
But having already taken this step, Yang Ming naturally had to bite the bullet and continue. Fortunately, Yang Xin soon stopped laughing and started breathing heavily.
Yang Ming let go of his hand and said to Wu Yunsheng: "Help Sister Yang Xin to take a rest on the bench by the roadside."
Only now did Sun Jie and Wu Yunsheng know that Yang Ming was really saving people, not taking advantage of Yang Xin. They couldn't help but feel a little ashamed when they thought that they had misunderstood him before.
"You seem to know everything?" Sun Jie couldn't understand Yang Ming more and more. For Sun Jie, she thought she understood Yang Ming very well. But now, it's not like that at all.
"As I said, there are too many things about me that you don't know. It would take a long time to tell them all. Even I can't remember them all." Yang Ming said with a smile. This feeling of being admired by Sun Jie made Yang Ming feel like "Sun Jie is crying. A strong woman only admires herself and everyone is very proud of her."
Helping Yang Xin sit on a bench by the roadside, Yang Xin took a breath for a while and then reluctantly said: "I worked so hard, I almost couldn't breathe, I couldn't control myself!"
"Sister Yang Xin, I offended you so much just now. I'm really sorry." Yang Ming breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Yang Xin coming over and said quickly.
Yang Xin waved her hand. Although she was laughing, she still had the consciousness and thoughts to know that Yang Ming was saving her! Although she was a little frightened at first as to why Yang Ming did this, she felt much better after Yang Ming's massage. She knew that Yang Ming was doing it for her own good: "Yang Ming, you saved me twice, and I haven't saved you yet." Thank you, you have nothing to offend!”
"Yes, Yang Ming, you must not say that!" Wu Yunsheng also blushed a little before he almost misunderstood Yang Ming: "You are Yang Xin's younger brother, there is no need to avoid suspicion between us, you are not a heretic when you say this ?”
"That's right" Yang Xin's tone finally returned to normal: "It's normal for us to take off our clothes and sleep together."
After Yang Xin finished speaking, she saw the shocked expressions on Yang Ming, Sun Jie, and Wu Yunsheng's faces, and then she realized that her joke was a bit too big. It was impossible for siblings to sleep together at such an age, so she hummed. Said: "Of course, Xiaojie won't agree even if I say whatever I want."
"Go to hell." How can I do what you say? "Sun Jie pinched Yang Xin, and the two started laughing.
"Okay, stop laughing, you'll start laughing again soon!" Yang Ming looked at the two of them helplessly and shook his head.
"It's okay. Anyway, you can fix it if you laugh badly!" Sun Jie said nonchalantly.
Yang Ming was speechless and shrugged, while Wu Yunsheng on the side also looked helpless. The four of them chatted and laughed for a while, but they were all hungry, so they went to the parking lot.
Wu Yunsheng didn't drive, the two of them came here on foot. It happened that there were four people in a car, and they all got into Yang Ming's car.
"Where to eat?" Yang Ming asked, starting the car.
"Why don't you go to Liuweiju?" Sun Jie thought for a while and said, "I haven't been there since last time!" "
"Okay, I don't even have my tip yet!" Yang Xin nodded in agreement: "Then let's go there!"
Wu Yunsheng will naturally not object. He is a loyal supporter of Yang Xin and will listen to whatever Yang Xin says.
After Yang Ming started the car, he remembered that he was not familiar with the terrain. Sun Jie had driven here before, and he couldn't find Liuweiju, so he reluctantly jumped out of the car and swapped places with Sun Jie. : "You'd better drive."
Sun Jie also did her part and took over from Yang Ming.
Not long after the four people left in the car, an ambulance roared into the carnival playground.
Qian Tangjiang and Yu Tianyou were beaten severely. Lying on the ground, dying, while the tourists who hit him dispersed in a hurry. At this time, it is difficult to find out who hit the person.
The two were carried into the ambulance. It was obvious that they had broken bones in many places on their bodies. They had already fainted, but they woke up again from the pain, screaming and screaming.
And that pilot has long since left, so he doesn't have to wait to be fired. He can resign first and report to another company tomorrow. Why are you here? Stay?
Qian Tangjiang was filled with hatred. He hated Yang Ming's eighteen generations of ancestors to the core. It was originally a hero's rescue of the beauty that he planned well, but he became a hero and was beaten by a group of people.
The gap between before and after is too big. Thinking of this, I couldn't help but curse: "Yu Tianzhu, it was your bad idea! Look at what we are like now!"
Yu Tianyou also woke up from the torture. His whole body felt as if he had been hit by a big hammer. He was in unbearable pain. He argued aggrievedly: "Brother Qian, what does this have to do with me? It's all the fault of that bastard Yang Ming!"
"If it weren't for your bad idea, how could he take advantage of it?" Qian Tangjiang also knew that Yang Ming was responsible for this, but if there were loopholes in his plan and someone caught him, it was because he had a bad idea. .
Yang Ming must avenge this revenge, but now he also wants to use Yu Tianyou as a punching bag: "Also, are you not thinking straight? Look at the nonsense you said before? Why are you cooperating with us just for promotion? , are you afraid that others won’t know that we are responsible for this matter? If you don’t tell us, we can say that Yang Ming is just talking nonsense and slandering us, but if you say this, we will not bring it upon ourselves!”
These three words touched on the pain point in Yu Tianyou's heart. He also spoke indiscriminately when he was excited, and he spilled the beans all of a sudden. It was too late to make amends, so Qian Tangjiang scolded him. He really had no choice. To retort, he had to say: "I'm sorry, Brother Qian, it's all my fault."
"Forget it, we are brothers in trouble too!" After hearing Yu Tianzhu's resignation, Qian Tangjiang had no choice but to continue talking about him. (To be continued)