Absolute Great Teacher

Six Hundred and Ninetieth Chapters Fairy Bird

For a while, Sun Mo became obsessed with the chicken-eating game. The fun of coming home from get off work every day was to turn on the computer, start a game, get to the finals, and then kill the opponent with one shot.

After all, cranes are also birds, right?

Farewell, my 98K!

Farewell, my seventeen shots in two seconds!

Farewell, my chicken!

Sun Mo's mind wandered with distracting thoughts, but his hand exploded with brute force and threw a wooden knife.

call!

With the sound of breaking wind, the wooden knife accurately shot at the crane standing on Papaya's body.

To be honest, a practitioner's eyes, reflex nerves, and explosive power are all first-class and powerful. Throwing objects with bare hands is definitely a hit.

Only this time, just as the wooden knife was about to hit the crane's head, the crane whose face was flushed and smelt of alcohol actually stretched out its right wing.

Snapped!

This wing covered with white feathers actually grabbed the fast flying wooden knife, and then it danced a knife flower.

quack!

Xianhe's unpleasant voice made a strange cry, and then jumped down from Lu Zhiruo's body, dashing towards Sun Mo with a leap.

"..."

Sun Mo was stunned.

That feeling was like hitting the mad dog who was chasing the little girl with a stick back then, which gave Sun Mo a sense of absurdity.

"Who is human? Aren't you afraid of me?"

Just as this thought flashed through my mind, the crane was already close, and the ebony wood knife slammed down with the sound of breaking wind.

If this is hit, it will definitely be smashed.

Sun Mo withdrew.

Then the crane attacked, and the wooden knife even flew up and down, launching a wave of extremely sharp attacks, which was very aggressive.

"..."

Meow he is dreaming?

Sun Mo never thought that one day he would be bullied by a crane.

Swish! Swish! Swish!

The wooden knife carried an afterimage, and the knife did not leave Sun Mo's head.

Gah!

Xianhe cried, and burped a wine burp. A strong odor of alcohol was sprayed out directly, causing Sun Mo to have a headache.

"Teacher, don't hurt it!"

Papaya mother pleads for the crane.

Ga?

Hearing this sentence, Xianhe was angry, I actually want this human to be merciful? How blind are you? Believe it or not, I'll blow his head off right now?

Therefore, the offensive of the cranes instantly increased by a grade.

"What the hell is this broken bird?"

Sun Mo frowned, subconsciously activating the divine insight technique, but a line of red words popped out.

Unable to read target intel.

"..."

Sun Mo was speechless. Sure enough, the skills given by the system were unreliable, so he would have to practice them himself in the future.

Swish!

With a strong wind, the wooden knife wiped Sun Mo's nose.

This time, Sun Mo didn't dare to be careless. The second stage of the Great Universe Wuxiang Divine Art was fully activated, and the third stage was fully open. Not only was the glazed golden body attached to the body, but the flow of time around it also slowed down, as if the slow release button was pressed. .

There was Papaya Mother standing next to her. If she was hit by a broken bird, it would be a shame.

Sun Mo stepped on the Wind King's Divine Step, and after dodging twice in a row, suddenly dodged and bullied him, and then Bodhidharma slammed into the sky.

boom! boom! boom!

The heavy fist collided with the wooden knife, making bursts of loud noises.

Gah!

Crane screams,

This human is a bit powerful, but it doesn't matter. I drank today and is very good at fighting. I will show you my tricks later.

But just as Xianhe retreated and was about to wait for Sun Mo's offensive to stop for a while, when he attacked again and blew him up in one breath, a big hand stretched out from behind like lightning without warning.

Haw!

The big hand pinched Xianhe's neck, then raised it, and poured it on the ground with all his strength.

boom!

dusty.

Gah!

Xianhe is even more angry, dare to throw me?

Human, you are dead.

Then Qiankun's infinite avatar kept on its hands, as if it had become a pile driver, constantly beating this broken bird.

boom! boom! boom!

Soon, a big hole appeared on the ground, and bird feathers flew around.

Gah!

Xianhe was a little confused.

"Zhiruo, are you alright?"

Sun Mo saw that the crane didn't move, and hung down like a dead dog, so he gave up the attack.

"I'm fine, teacher, did you let it go?"

Lu Zhiruo pleaded, "It must have been unintentional when it attacked you."

"I don't care if it's on the mind or not, I simmered it in soup today. I haven't eaten a crane yet, and I don't know if the meat is wood or not?"

Sun Mo was curious.

Gah!

Hearing this, the Crane Monster screamed and stretched out his wings again, trying to pat Sun Mo's head.

"Brother Xian, don't you say a few words?"

Lu Zhiruo advised.

"What does it say?"

Sun Mo knew that although Papaya Mother could not speak animal languages, she had no trouble communicating with small animals.

"It...it..."

Lu Zhiruo was stunned.

"Tell me!"

Sun Mo urged.

"Xian Ge'er said that he drank too little today, otherwise you would never win against him."

After Papaya finished speaking, she looked at Xianhe with a shocked expression: "You still drink less? It's only been a day and a half, right? You've drank more than half of the wine cellar below."

Lu Zhiruo is not a stingy person, especially when dealing with small animals, even if she only has one steamed bun, she will give them most of them.

But Brother Xian is really too much. Those wines are all the old principal's collection. If you drink it like this, the teacher will definitely take the blame for it in the future.

Gah!

The crane still screamed strangely, and stretched out its wings, trying to hit Papaya.

"What does it say?"

Sun Mo felt that there must be something wrong.

"It says that it is the honor of those mortals to drink the fine wines and wines of the many immortals in the Kyushu region of the Middle Earth. What's wrong with eating a few jars of broken wine from your house?"

After Lu Zhiruo finished explaining, she asked curiously, "What is Xianmen?"

"Do you also believe this guy's bragging?"

Sun Mo rolled his eyes.

He knew that in this world, because of the existence of spiritual energy, human beings can cultivate to the powerful realm of moving mountains and reclaiming seas, but it is nonsense to say that they want to ascend to become immortals.

"Don't worry, go and boil hot water, scald it and pluck the hair first, and eat it three times tonight, barbecue, stir-fry, and stew!"

Sun Mo was really angry.

Sun Mo went to the wine cellar under the villa. Although he didn't know the wine in it, the old principal was Yasheng. If he could collect it, could it be garbage?

As a result, this broken bird drank half of it?

Even if you are really a fairy bird, I will stew you tonight and eat chicken!

"What are you doing? Going to boil water?"

Sun Mo urged.

"Teacher, you can't eat it!"

Lu Zhiruo was anxious.

"why?"

Sun Mo was puzzled.

"Because it's your psychic beast!"

Papaya Niang explained, if it weren't for this, Lu Zhiruo would not allow Brother Xian to drink so much wine.

"What?"

Sun Mo was dumbfounded, and couldn't help but look at the broken bird that was slipping in his hand. Because of a sudden fall, this guy had long since lost his handsome and handsome appearance. Instead, the bird's feathers were messy and dusty.

Especially if he drank too much alcohol, his eyes would not have any inspiration, he was clearly a drunken alcoholic who was disliked by others and disgusted by dogs.

"This guy is my psychic beast?"

Sun Mo's brows furrowed tightly, enough to kill a sea crab. How many lollipops did I rob in my last life to let God treat me like this?

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