Chapter 1074 Whenever There Are 2 Peanuts...
The crickets in the Dark Continent are as vigorous as cockroaches. It is already deep winter, but their calls are still clearly audible.
Qi's son-in-law loves to play with everything, walking birds and fighting dogs. Normally, Li Ziqi would definitely catch a few crickets and give them to his uncle as a gift, but today, he is not in the mood at all.
It's already four o'clock, and the teacher has been in for so long, let alone one child, ten of them may be born.
"Don't panic, when the teacher is tired, he will come out naturally."
Qin Yaoguang comforted: "After all, the impact must be taken into consideration."
"..."
Li Ziqi gave Snack Girl a blank look, are you trying to annoy me on purpose?
No, as the teacher's eldest disciple, I can't just watch the teacher's family split up, and I must stop him before this incident becomes serious.
And Teacher Jin, you are Principal An's good sister, how could you stab a knife in the back?
But when Xiao Hebao walked towards Jin Mujie's tent, he hesitated again.
"What if they are innocent?"
Just when Xiao Hebao was feeling uncomfortable, Jin Mujie was holding a small notebook and excitedly taking notes.
It's great, these anecdotes that Sun Mo said have never appeared in Kyushu.
Absolutely this time.
"Is it okay?"
Sun Mo's mouth was dry.
"Say more!"
Jin Mujie looked at Sun Mo eagerly, like a Persian cat waiting to be fed: "Speak a little more?"
While talking, Jin Mujie moved closer to Sun Mo's side and took the initiative to comfort his shoulders.
"I've talked a lot about it."
Sun Mo had no choice but to say, "It's too late, it's not appropriate for me to stay."
Even if nothing happened to the plums in the melon field, it's hard to tell.
"OK then!"
Jin Mujie was disappointed, so she opened the book and read it again.
"You study on your own!"
Sun Mo left the tent.
call!
Seeing that Sun Mo's clothes were intact and his face was free from lip marks and rouge, Li Ziqi breathed a sigh of relief.
"At first glance, you are inexperienced. The more you look like this, the less abnormal you look. You have to smell it."
Qin Yaoguang is afraid that the world will not be chaotic.
Li Ziqi's heart tightened, and then he discovered the loophole in this sentence: "They are staying in the same tent, they will definitely smell of incense powder."
After getting up and tidying up his clothes, Li Ziqi walked towards Sun Mo.
"Teacher, are you hungry? Do you want to prepare a midnight snack?"
Li Ziqi bowed to ask, but still couldn't help it, and sucked Xiao Qiong's nose.
Fortunately, the taste is not strong.
"I don't want to eat, you go to bed quickly!"
Urged by Sun Mo, he stretched and planned to go to sleep, but Jin Mujie chased him out from the tent with a troubled expression on his face.
"Master Sun, this must be a lie, right?"
After Jin Mujie was over excited, his pride as a famous teacher gained the upper hand again. This method is definitely feasible, but it is a mistake.
"Master Jin, what is the teacher's responsibility?"
Sun Mo asked back.
"Preaching and accepting karma to solve doubts."
Jin Mujie didn't need to think, just opened his mouth and came.
"Some of the things I told you have theoretical basis, and some don't. They are speculations, but is it a lie?"
Sun Mo smiled: "No, because I put forward these hypotheses to share a possibility with students and teach them a way of looking at the world."
"Its result may or may not be correct, but this method is no problem."
in Kyushu,
There are no liars, because of the existence of the Holy Gate organization, strict rules have been formulated, so as long as the famous teachers have passed the famous teacher assessment, they must have real talents and real learning.
In modern times, people who don't know anything, just rely on excerpting some classic sentences from various books, call themselves masters, and most of the people who sell knowledge to make money are liars.
Selling knowledge, selling anxiety, traps of consumerism, educational arms race, wealth codes...
I have to say that the way modern people make money really starts from human nature.
Jin Mujie was lost in thought.
"Regardless of our experience, success or failure, for some students, it must be of reference value."
Sun Mo looked at Li Ziqi: "What I can do is not to tell them a certain result, but to teach them the method to obtain a certain result!"
hum!
Good words of gold and jade broke out.
The golden spots, in the middle of the night, are as bright as the stars in the sky, each one seems to be shining with the light of wisdom.
Jin Mujie's complexion changed, and he bowed in salute: "The student has been taught!"
Li Ziqi was relieved, it seemed that the two teachers were indeed discussing some kind of academic issue, and it was very in-depth, otherwise they wouldn't detonate golden and jade good words.
"Master Jin is very polite."
Sun Mo stepped sideways to avoid it.
When Jin Mujie raised her head again, looking at Sun Mo, she suddenly punched him on the chest.
boom!
"what?"
Sun Mo was puzzled, why did you hit me?
boom!
Jin Mujie came again.
When I first met Sun Mo, he was still an intern teacher who would be fired at any time. Now, three years have passed, and he has grown to the point where he can guide himself as a famous teacher?
"I feel like I've lived on dogs for the past three years."
Jin Mujie sighed.
"Then this dog is too happy."
Sun Mo curled his lips: "I am willing to exchange it with it!"
"what?"
Jin Mujie was taken aback for a moment, then blushed, and didn't dare to say more, turned around and left.
oops!
You already have a fiancee, how can you still talk to me like this?
What if I get it wrong?
To be honest, if Sun Mo wasn't the fiance of a good sister, Jin Mujie would really have the urge to get involved.
"Um?"
Sun Mo didn't really have any idea, he just made a joke, but seeing Jin Mujie's reaction, he was stunned.
Are you messing with me?
Then he looked at Xiao Hebao.
"Teacher, I didn't hear anything!"
After Li Ziqi finished speaking, Qin Yaoguang who was next to her hurriedly covered her ears and added, "Don't worry, I will never tell my wife."
"What are you going to tell her?"
Sun Mo was depressed, what did I do?
The exam is still going on, but the will of many candidates has been exhausted, there are dozens of them, their self-esteem is too high, and they even give up the exam halfway.
Zhang Wentao stood on the podium again.
As the lecture progressed, spots of light kept lighting up on the ancient sage's barrier.
"Gan Liniang, Zhang Wentao saved his strength in the last round!"
"It should be because I saw Sun Mo catching up, so I exerted my strength."
"Oh my god, it's broken a hundred, this is amazing!"
Not to mention the candidates, even the examiners were stunned.
This achievement, even among the six-star famous teachers, is also remarkable.
"Ha ha!"
Bald Qian was overjoyed: "Master Mei, I will be disrespectful to your holy elixir."
"Hmph, the assessment is not over yet, and it's still unknown who will win."
Mei Yazhi looked sullen.
"Ha ha!"
Bald Qian couldn't bear to look away. Seeing a beauty angry was not a pleasant feeling, but when he thought that the famous Mei Yazhi was a dog who only looked at the skin, he immediately felt as if he had eaten a fly after eating a big meal. Tired and crooked.
Sun Mo is handsome and handsome, but how can he compare to my full of knowledge?
I am bald, but I am excellent!
Bald Qian looked at Mei Yazhi again, and looked at this figure, this temperament, wearing the famous teacher's uniform of Jixia Academy...
Well, even if a hundred flies were eaten in a big meal, I would not dislike it.
Bald Qian became more and more jealous of Sun Mo.
Zhang Wentao's class was over, and a total of 112 light spots lit up on the ancient sage's barrier, almost blinding the eyes of all the candidates.
At this moment, everyone understood the gold content of the goalkeeper on the list of famous teachers, and it was so terrifying.
Zhang Wentao went downstairs, with a generous face, the ancient well was calm, showing the demeanor of a famous teacher.
Swish!
The candidates on the first floor immediately looked at Sun Mo.
Li Ziqi immediately clenched his fists, I want to beat this guy's personal disciple to death.
Not only Zhang Wentao, after the second round of exams, many candidates broke out, and their scores improved significantly.
In the first round, everyone was testing. If they could pass the test easily, no one wanted to reveal their trump card, but if it didn't work, they could only lose the trump card.
These candidates are all three stars, who can not point the unique skills at the bottom of the box.
Finally, it was Sun Mo's turn again.
As Tong Yiming sang his name, even the candidates who were preparing for the exam gathered around to see his performance.
Sun Mo went upstairs, entered the classroom, looked at the empty classroom, took a deep breath, and started his second class.
"In this class, I will teach you a new subject."
Sun Mo started: "What is a person? What is consciousness? What is thought?"
Sun Mo first started with the existence of the individual, put forward the definition of thought, and then extended the concept of philosophy...
To be honest, Sun Mo is familiar with philosophy, but not proficient in it. After all, this thing is too boring and brain-intensive.
Sun Mo’s former university teacher Ma Zhe said that only people who are idle or crazy will study philosophy, because this thing is too tortured.
Not being a neuropathy can become a neuropathy.
Sun Mo is actually more familiar with Ma Zhe and Deng Lun, but how dare he talk about this stuff?
Although the academic atmosphere in Kyushu is very strong, it is not easy to kill heretical theories, but it should be done in moderation, so Sun Mo picked those elementary concepts.
Sun Mo talked about Socrates to Plato, and then expounded some of Freud's views. During the period, he also mentioned Buddhism.
One flower one world, one leaf one bodhi, these are very classic philosophical speculations!
For many people, who knows what philosophy is?
It's purely lip service.
You can use a specious fallacy to silence the other party.
Anyway, it was only for one class, and it was also for ancient sages, so there was no need to leave a 'record', so Sun Mo let go of his courage to talk nonsense.
At this moment, Sun Mo seemed to have returned to the modern age. On a midsummer evening, he was bragging with a group of friends after drinking 2 taels of beer with edamame and grilled skewers.
At this time, let alone these ancient sages, even the ancient kings, in the eyes of Sun Mo, are all the generation of chickens and dogs...
Give me three thousand iron armor, and the wild boar skin I can pound cannot pass through the Shanhai Pass.
Throw me into the Three Kingdoms, and I alone can help the Han Dynasty, chatting and laughing, with feather fans and scarves, let Cao Cao take the Huarong Road, and let Zhou Yu's children give Xiaoqiao to Xiaoqiao.
If it was the end of the Sui Dynasty, there would be nothing wrong with Li Er, and all the heroes in Wagang Village must be my younger brother, the eighteen heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, they would beat them one by one.
...
There were nearly a thousand people on the first floor, but at this moment, there was no sound, and pairs of big eyes were staring at the ancient sage barrier, stunned.
Because ever since Sun Mo started teaching, there have been light spots that light up non-stop, without stopping at all, and sometimes even more than a dozen light up in an instant.
"My dear, what exactly is Sun Mo talking about?"
The examinees were shocked.
The gourd babies are also in a state of sluggishness.
So teacher, is he so strong?
Wait, why didn't Junior Sister Lu cheer?
Li Ziqi looked over and found that Lu Zhiruo was doing the listening form.
"What’s wrong with you?"
Qin Yaoguang also noticed this, so he reached out and poked Papaya Niang's arm.
Lu Zhiruo looked around first, then covered her mouth with her hand, and whispered, "I...I can hear the voice from above!"
"what?"
Li Ziqi was shocked.
"Are you hallucinating?"
Qin Yaoguang frowned, this is the Guxian Museum, if you can hear it, you will be damned.
"real!"
Lu Zhiruo pouted: "Someone asked a question now, what is the teacher's dream?"
"impossible!"
Jin Mujie shook her head. Before she came, she also asked Gao Xing's famous teacher, never heard of ancient sages asking questions?
"Can you really hear me?"
Qin Yaoguang was also shocked, and looked Lu Zhiruo up and down, but didn't realize that you not only have big breasts, but also good hearing.
Li Ziqi's eyes lit up, and he grabbed Lu Zhiruo: "Hurry up, let's find a place where no one is around."
Xiao Hebao is going to ask Lu Zhiruo to retell the content of the teacher's lecture.
"What are you still doing? Come on!"
Li Ziqi urged.
Because everyone gathered in front of the ancient sage's barrier in the hall on the first floor, there are still many open spaces in other places.
Jin Mujie was curious and followed.
The examiners looked shocked.
Especially Qian Bald, who kept holding a handkerchief to wipe the cold sweat oozing from his forehead.
Is the Gu Xian barrier broken?
Otherwise, why would the spot be lit all the time?
This blockbuster, needless to say, has a number of 500. You know, even in the six-star assessment, this score is at the level of the top 30.
And what's even more frightening is that the class time is only halfway through now.
"Are you sure it's settled?"
Bald Qian was heartbroken and anxious: "Who the hell is Sun Heigou?"
Zhang Wentao looked at the ancient sage barrier, those shining spots almost blinded his eyes, and even the pride in his heart was torn to pieces in an instant.
Not to mention these people, Sun Mo was also stunned. It wasn't that the ancient sages came out a lot, it was because they spoke.
"What happened to the dream?"
Sun Mo's jaw almost dropped when he heard someone ask a question.
Can you still talk?
Some sages complained that this person interrupted Sun Mo's lecture, some sages scolded everyone to keep quiet, and the whole class fell into chaos in an instant.
Sun Mo pinched the space between your eyebrows, and then slapped the table with his right hand.
boom!
"Whoever has a question, ask after class is over, listen to me now!"
Sun Mo was hiding his clumsiness. There was no other way. He really only understood a little bit. He thought that these ancient sages would disappear when the get out of class was over and the time was up.
But when the incense sticks were extinguished and the bell rang, these ancient sages did not leave as before, but sat upright on their seats, raising their arms high!
Nima, it seems that something has happened!
Sun Mo's head suddenly became dizzy.