Oh My God! Earthlings Are Insane!

Chapter 513 Aji's Usefulness

Aji blinked, and said: "I am alone, wandering here and there, curled up in the corner of the underground shelter to sleep when I am sleepy, I don't need a home, and I don't need property. If someone asks me to work, I will do it Work, earn a few cans of earthworm meat to eat, no one asks me to work, I will engage in resource recycling, of course, not to make money, but to pick up garbage!"

Meng Chao smiled, shook his head while laughing, and muttered to himself: "It seems that I am still too soft-hearted, I should just crush your hands, anyway, I only need your mouth, it doesn't matter if you have hands or not. "

With that said, he stood up and walked towards Aji.

Aji turned pale with fright, and hurriedly waved his hands and said, "Uncle, uncle, I'm just telling the truth, picking up trash is not a shameful job, you, why are you so angry?"

Meng Chao is now disgraced and disfigured, his appearance is beyond recognition, and his appearance and age cannot be seen. In order to show awe, Aji naturally told the elders.

"So that you can understand."

Meng Chao sneered, "Before you talk nonsense, your hands have already betrayed you deeply, your hands cannot possibly be the hands of garbage collectors!

"In Dragon City, of course, many people are engaged in garbage sorting and recycling, but the garbage in Dragon City is different from that of the Earth era, including many monster corpses, and spar derivatives containing super radiation, containing strong acid, highly toxic, Dangerous components such as germs.

"Even if you wear several layers of rubber gloves and put on completely sealed protective clothing to deal with, it is still inevitable that strong acids and highly toxic components will penetrate into the gloves and cause serious erosion to your hands.

"I've seen the hands of many garbage collectors, all of which are sallow or black, with pitted surfaces and covered with carapace-like calluses. Many people's knuckles are swollen, fingers are twisted and deformed, and even the nails are peeled off. It's just horrible.

"And those garbage collectors deal with relatively safe and high-value garbage.

"After their treatment, the unnecessary garbage will be transported to the nest city for the second round of screening. I believe that the garbage recyclers in the nest city will have to go through the selection process, and the leftovers will be sent to the nest city. Into the leprosy village.

"In other words, the garbage recyclers in Leprosy Village should be faced with garbage that has been screened countless times, with the lowest value and the highest risk factor. You have to work harder and suffer more acid and venom erosion. Among the piles of rubbish, I found a little bit of 'baby'.

"If you are engaged in this kind of work, why are your hands so flexible, delicate, and delicate, almost like the hands of a newborn baby?"

Aji was dumbfounded.

It seemed that Meng Chao had never expected that Meng Chao could see so much information at a glance from his hands.

"You don't have to rack your brains to lie, let me guess your occupation?"

Meng Chao continued to speak calmly, "Even outside, if you want to get such delicate and flexible hands, you need to spend a lot of money to purchase various genetic medicines and secret ointments for careful maintenance.

"You look thin and scruffy, and you don't have money to treat the scabies on your head, and you don't look like someone who can afford to pay a lot of money to maintain your hands.

"So, someone will help you take care of your hands?

"Looking at your appearance, the other party is willing to spend a lot of money to maintain your hands, obviously not because of any special hobbies, but because they need to use your hands for work.

"I can think of only three jobs that require such delicate hands, one is assassin, the other is reaper, and the third is thief.

"But what an assassin needs to train is not only his hands, but all the joints and muscles of his body. Judging by the powerlessness of your hands, it is obvious that you have not received any formal martial arts training.

"And the reaper is also impossible. The reason is very simple. Harvesting monsters is the most important thing. There are a lot of reapers in Dragon City. Whoever hunts and kills monsters in the wilderness or outside the city will be sent to the nest city where the smog, noisy environment, and germs are raging. where to harvest?

"So, the answer is very simple, you are a thief - don't rush to deny it, just now I used a special technique to firmly bind the tactical bag to my leg, I am not a professional, no matter how hard I use it, it is impossible Get it down, and you're done in half a minute.

"Besides, you clearly identified me as a corpse, and your hands were very gentle, as if you didn't want to wake me up. These are all professional habits of the 'three hands'.

"'Useless Aggie'? Hehe, you have been dishonest from the very beginning. With such delicate and nimble hands, you should be considered a trump card in the den of thieves. Who would call you 'useless? Aggie'? You're so 'useful'!"

Aji took two steps back and almost fell into the water again.

He blushed and shouted: "I'm not a thief, I, I just want to live!"

"I don't have the slightest interest in whether you are a thief or not."

Meng Chao stared at him, and threw a second fear bomb again, "If you really want to live, you'd better be honest and cooperate with me, otherwise, even if I don't kill you, you will die soon—the whole Everyone in Leprosy Village, and even the entire Golden Tooth Nest City, will die!"

Aji's eyes widened, full of fear of the destruction of the leprosy village.

This time, he seemed to be really frightened by Meng Chao, and his attitude was much more sincere. He shrank his neck and muttered honestly: "Okay, let me say, I, I was raised by Boss Feng, and I have been helping him with things."

Meng Chao said, "Boss Feng?"

"Boss Feng is 'Feng Sanzhi'. He is very famous in the entire Golden Tooth Nest City. It is said that he once boasted that there is nothing he can't get with three fingers in the entire Nest City, but we all I feel that the reason why he is called 'Feng Sanzhi' is because he was caught stealing and got seven fingers cut off, leaving only the last three."

Aji spread his hands and said, "In short, after Boss Feng only had three fingers left, he seldom did any work himself. Instead, he raised a group of us children and taught us how to..." Resource recycling and redistribution' of work."

Meng Chao narrowed his eyes and said, "So, there are a lot of thieves in the den of thieves. I don't understand. Leprosy Village looks very poor. How can you find so many targets?"

"Rabbits don't eat grass by the side of their nests, so naturally they don't steal, er, recycle and redistribute resources in the leprosy village."

Aji said, "There are many rich and wealthy people in Nest City. There are various monster arenas, and there are also a large number of high-ranking guests who come in from the urban area. When watching the monster wrestling, they are excited and can't take their eyes off. When the arena is over, it is crowded with people. It's a good time to start, and it's not difficult to get a lot of money."

"etc."

Meng Chao said, "The leprosy villagers, aren't they isolated from the world, can't they go out easily?"

"Uncle, those are old calendars from decades ago."

Aji sniffed and said, "If it is more than three meters tall, looks like a bear standing upright, or drags a tail thicker than a crocodile, of course it will scare the children and flowers outside!

"But like me, Aji, who is so smart and harmless to humans and animals, with only minor flaws, as long as he wears wide sunglasses and a mask, and covers his face with a hood and cloak, he is no different from the outsiders , sneak out without being noticed.

"Even if they are discovered, Boss Feng and the gang in Nest City have already negotiated the ratio of the accounts, and nothing will happen at all.

"In short, I went out to do dozens of jobs, and only once was discovered by a superhuman with keen perception, so the gang members who watched the scene came up and beat me up in front of them. After leaving, he threw me back to Leprosy Village, Boss Feng's place—of course, another beating from Boss Feng would be inevitable!"

Meng Chao turned his mind and said, "So, you are quite familiar with the environment and influence of Leprosy Village and the entire Hive City?"

Aji patted his chest and said: "It's not very familiar, but I know a little bit. Uncle, what do you want to ask, even if I don't know, I will definitely try to find out for you."

"Not urgent."

Meng Chao said, "Tell me first, where is Boss Feng's den of thieves?"

Aji pouted and pointed behind Meng Chao.

Meng Chao frowned slightly. Behind him was the direction of the collapsed building.

Judging from the fact that the flow of sewage in the sewer is getting slower and slower, the building has completely collapsed, and even the underground space is blocked, and the sewage will soon stop flowing.

Not surprising when you think about it.

If Boss Feng's den of thieves hadn't been nearby, Aji wouldn't have made a fortune in this area.

"Where's Boss Feng?" He asked again.

"died."

Aji simply said, "I was crushed to death with everyone."

Aji told Meng Chao that Boss Feng's den of thieves was located on the second basement floor of the collapsed building. Boss Feng and dozens of thieves usually live there.

Originally, I thought it would be easier to escape when enemies or sufferers came to the door, so I placed the den of thieves closer to the ground.

Unexpectedly, the huge explosion of the super giant spar bomb and the devastating shock wave instantly killed most of the villagers on the first to third floors underground, including Boss Feng and the thief.

And because Aji didn't steal enough money yesterday, he contradicted Boss Feng again, and was severely punished by Boss Feng. He was not allowed to sleep in the den of thieves, but asked him to find a few more fat sheep in the leprosy village to make up for it. Enough to go back.

In the leprosy village, what kind of fat sheep can there be? This is just a means of punishment.

Unexpectedly, Aji escaped just in time.

Meng Chao thought about it, and with the power of the giant spar bomb, if he lived on the second basement floor, the possibility of escaping was indeed very slim.

"Boss Feng and his companions are dead, and you are the only one left, but you don't seem to be sad at all?" Meng Chao looked into Aji's eyes and asked.

"Why are you sad?"

Aji stretched out his delicate and nimble hands tremblingly, his ten fingers suddenly turned in different directions, twisted against the joints strangely, and gritted his teeth, "Although Boss Feng raised me, you don't even know that I was raised by him. What a life under his hands—in order to make my ten fingers as flexible as earthworms, he crushed my palm and ten finger bones, three times, three times!

"This bastard died, if I had money, I would buy wine and eat meat to celebrate, am I crazy, still sad?

"As for the little friends... Compared to being born in this ghost year and this ghost place, maybe it would be more comfortable to die instantly without pain?"

The young man who was as embarrassed as a gutter mouse had a self-deprecating, bewildered, and envious look on his face.

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