Chapter 822 Thanos' Worries
When Earth and Asgard held celebration banquets and lived a corrupt life of drinking and dancing at night, far away on the border of the Kree Empire on the other side of the galaxy, a hardworking purple-skinned old man was humming in the field with a hoe Chi.
If there were a BBC reporter there, they might have to use some underworld filter to keep the yin and yang weirdness, and the people on earth only know how to indulge in pleasure, while the aliens are still working hard on the land and so on.
Of course, if you change the channel and choose Thanos on the tip of your tongue, then this will be the scene.
"Night is approaching, Master Mie has returned to the thatched hut he built after a busy day. For Master Mie who has worked hard all day, a delicious dinner is the best gift to reward him for his hard work all day."
"Master Mie, who was born on the Titan planet, knows how to maximize the deliciousness of sweet potatoes. High-end ingredients often only require the simplest cooking methods!"
Of course, Thanos doesn't want to be an interstellar gourmet in this kind of sweet potato. After all, he has neither good looks nor eloquence, and his cooking skills can only be said to be barely edible. He is not qualified to be a gourmet, even if he is a judge. Everyone will invite him because of his status, not a commentator. Instead of letting him go, it's better to invite Stark, who at least has a lot of mouths and can attract a wave of sponsorship.
Thanos is really poor, now he can starve mice to death with empty pockets, er, maybe there are no mice, because even if there are mice, they will be pulled by Thanos to strengthen his army.
What, why do you think mice are soldiers? Then go ask Thanos!
Since the Atlas Fleet completed its fleet upgrade in the Koprulu sector, the pressure on the frontlines of the Black Order and the Kree Empire has been increasing day by day. In the past, the enemy only had an advantage in equipment quality, and the number was very small, but now, there is a steady stream of warships Arriving at the front line made the Atlas fleet complete the double crushing of quantity and quality for the first time. Not long ago, the Kree Empire launched a fleet battle with a scale of 6,000 in order to regain the initiative in the theater, and then With the addition of part of the reinforcements from Thanos' Dark Order, the Atlas Fleet on the opposite side pulled out a fleet of the same size without fear. With a fleet of 600 spaceships, the two sides fought for a whole day and night, and the Kree Empire lost nearly two-thirds. The most important capital ships were all sunk, and the only remaining auxiliary ships were unable to support themselves, so they had to abandon the battlefield.
Although they also caused some casualties to Atlas, the initiative on the battlefield is still firmly in the hands of the Atlas Fleet. They can clean up the battlefield without haste and drag the damaged spaceships back for repairs. Or dismantling, and what makes the Kree people numb the most is the repair speed of local enemy warships.
"Extremely weird, are the damage controls of people on Earth all monsters?"
This was a question raised by a Kerry Empire general after he inspected the front line.
At that time, the Kerry Empire was lucky enough to severely damage the flagship of the Atlas Fourth Fleet, a heavy-duty armored aircraft carrier called Flying Henan. The people on Earth did not know what kind of magic was used. Only three days later, the Flying Henan Man was fully patched and not even painted, and returned to the battlefield, destroying the flagship of the Kerry Empire general. According to his adjutant To put it bluntly, the old general who had fought for most of his life cried like a child when he saw the spaceship appear.
There is one thing to say, as the ultimate old hooligan in the universe, the Kerry Empire's war mobilization ability is not weak, but it is a pity that what they encountered was the wonderful Atlas. The momentum of thunder eliminates the opponent, but keeps sending heads upwards.
Now Kerry wants to launch a war across the country, but the opponent's strength is enough to tear the entire empire apart.
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that if this war continues, the empire will be completely dragged to death.
Compared with the Kree Empire, Thanos' dark order is even more uncomfortable, because Atlas's propaganda in the whole universe, the world already knows Thanos' ultimate plan, collect all the cosmic gems and wipe out half of the population. It made it difficult for Thanos to recruit any troops in the process of rebuilding the army. The Kree people sent a few star ports to the dark order like beggars to rebuild the fleet, but turned around and these ports were destroyed. Atlas's ocean-going assault fleet bombed cleanly. Even after learning the location of Thanos, every afternoon at three o'clock sharp, Atlas's stealth bomber would drop a bullet on the planet on time, saying The bomb when it's tea time reminds Thanos not to sleep, it's time to get up and drink tea.
Teacher Mie also wants to go to the earth and those damn guys to fight to the death, and if it doesn't work, he will use his Temple No. 2 to hit the earth and turn the planet into a dead place, but whether it is the scout he sent or the spy he bought, as long as If you get close to the solar system, or the star region where the solar system is located, you will lose news immediately. Even if someone is lucky and can send back a few words, it is basically my god. Why are there so many forts, or The opponent's barrage is too dense, and I can't see anything like this nonsense.
What the hell, how did the big plan become like this?
Whenever he thinks of this, Uncle Thanos, who has been busy for a day, will take out the cosmic sweet potato he planted himself, and then eat it in big mouthfuls, feeling the sweetness and softness in his mouth, and then he can muster up his strength to continue persist in.
But the problem is, the cosmic sweet potatoes that I planted have already filled the warehouse, and the so-called revival plan can't even start.
Now even Nebula has pulled up a fleet of hundreds of spaceships in the universe to do bad things under the banner of Thanos everywhere, to tarnish his reputation, causing letters of protest to fly to Kerry like raindrops Imperial Foreign Office to go.
"My lord, we can't give up!" Ebony Throat, whose hair is already messed up and whose face is dirty, has long lost his previous elegant posture. At this moment, he looks like he just came back from Syria, and he is helping Thanos take care of it. The boiled sweet potatoes in the pot kept cheering up the boss.
"If we want to reverse the situation now, we still have to start with gems!"
"However, those people on Earth hold most of the gems, and we can't even get close to them. We can't find Gamora, the only soul gem!"
"Then keep looking! Mobilize all available resources! We must reverse the situation, otherwise, everything will perish!"
Thanos grabbed another piece of sweet potato and put it in his mouth.