Chapter 1079: Lord Emperor, Do You Want to Help Me?
At the same time, Yu Chengye heard Feng Xiaoxi's scream and rushed over quickly.
He just saw Feng Xiaoxi, and before he could say anything, Feng Xiaoxi couldn't help farting again.
"Puff... Puff... Puff Puff..."
Yu Chengye: "???"
What's going on now?
Feng Yuexi saw Yu Chengye and her lips curled slightly. This play was really arranged too perfectly!
Feng Xiaoxi noticed Feng Yuexi's half-smiley eyes and became even more angry, "Feng Yuexi, did you poison me?"
As soon as the voice fell, a series of piercing sounds came from behind her buttocks.
For a moment, the stench in the air became stronger.
"Hehe..." Feng Yuexi chuckled, said nothing, and walked away directly.
The direction she walked was exactly the direction Yu Chengye came from.
Feng Xiaoxi kept staring at Feng Yuexi, and naturally saw Yu Chengye.
Feng Xiaoxi: "!!!"
Why is he here? When did he come?
Didn't she ask him to go away?
Feng Xiaoxi was about to speak when a series of piercing sounds came from behind her.
"Ahhhh..."
Feng Xiaoxi was so ashamed that she screamed and jumped into the river immediately.
Yu Chengye glanced at Feng Yuexi who was walking in front of him without looking away, and noticed her half-smiled look, and couldn't help feeling embarrassed.
Husband and wife are one, Feng Xiaoxi made a fool of herself, and he was embarrassed, especially in front of Feng Yuexi.
He didn't dare to look at Feng Yuexi any more, and hurried to the river, "Xiaoxiao!"
Just as he ran to the river, a "gurgling" sound came from the river.
That was the sound of Feng Xiaoxi continuing to fart in the water.
Yu Chengye: "..."
Feng Yuexi, who was about to leave, couldn't help looking over when she heard the sound, and finally she didn't hold it back and laughed out loud, "Hahaha..."
Hearing Feng Yuexi's laughter, not only Yu Chengye on the shore was embarrassed, but Feng Xiaoxi who was hiding in the river was also embarrassed, and she wanted to kill Feng Yuexi immediately.
Feng Xiaoxi emerged from the water after Feng Yuexi left for a while, but as soon as she met Yu Chengye's sight, she immediately cried in grievance.
"Wuwu... I lost face today, are you happy?"
Hearing this, Yu Chengye frowned immediately, "Xiaoxiao, what nonsense are you talking about? I am your husband, why should I be happy? Get up quickly, don't catch a cold!"
Feng Xiaoxi was about to speak, and she couldn't control her fart again.
For a moment, the tears on her face dripped even more.
"Wuwu... It must be Feng Yuexi who did it, it must be her, how could she be so vicious?"
Yu Chengye comforted Feng Xiaoxi for a long time before picking her up from the river, but Feng Xiaoxi was still farting and couldn't control it at all.
Feng Xiaoxi leaned in Yu Chengye's arms and cried, "I am so embarrassed, it's okay for you and Feng Yuexi to see it, but I must not let others see it again, otherwise I will not live."
As soon as the voice fell, there was another "puff puff puff" sound.
Yu Chengye was about to speak, and subconsciously held his breath. He couldn't say his wife, but this was really too stinky!
Feng Xiaoxi suddenly looked up and saw Yu Chengye's appearance, and instantly collapsed again. She stretched out her hand and pushed him away, "Yu Chengye, you actually despise me, do you think I want this? When have I, Feng Xiaoxi, been so embarrassed and so ashamed? Woo woo..."
"Xiaoxiao, I didn't." Yu Chengye immediately hugged Feng Xiaoxi to comfort her, and then immediately changed the subject, "Xiaoxiao, what happened, tell me everything, maybe we can find a way to solve...solve the fart problem."
Feng Xiaoxi glared at Yu Chengye, and then choked up and told the story again.
After listening, Yu Chengye's brows were even more tightly knitted, almost pinching a fly to death.
"If there is no invisible fairy, then this matter is..."
"It was Feng Yuexi who did it. Who else would do this to me besides her." Feng Xiaoxi immediately said.
Yu Chengye thought about it and thought so.
Then, they tried many ways to solve the problem of farting, but none of them worked.
Feng Xiaoxi, who was in a state of collapse, had to ask Yu Chengye to ask Feng Yuexi for the antidote.
Feng Yuexi looked at Yu Chengye and Feng Xiaoxi in front of her, raised her eyebrows slightly, and said with a smile, "I've seen enough of your farts. You don't have to perform in front of me anymore. It's really stinky!"
"You..." Feng Xiaoxi pointed at Feng Yuexi, her hands were shaking, and she was naturally angry.
Yu Chengye grabbed Feng Xiaoxi's hand and said with a gloomy face, "Yuexi, please take out the antidote."
"What did you say?" Feng Yuexi raised her eyebrows slightly, "Antidote? Do you and your wife think I poisoned you?"
Yu Chengye, Feng Xiaoxi: Isn't it?
Feng Yuexi raised her eyes to look at Feng Xiaoxi and said coldly, "I said, you don't deserve it, you don't deserve it, you don't deserve it, I'm afraid of dirtying my hands."
Hearing this, Yu Chengye was stunned. Today he knew that Feng Yuexi thought so. He thought...
This was not the first time Feng Xiaoxi heard Feng Yuexi's words. Although she was very angry, her remaining rationality made her subconsciously look at Yu Chengye beside her.
Seeing that Yu Chengye's superficial reaction was similar to hers, she felt relieved inexplicably.
She was really afraid that Yu Chengye would think that Feng Yuexi did it on purpose to attract his attention.
Feng Yuexi glanced at them and turned away.
When Feng Xiaoxi and his wife came to their senses, Feng Yuexi's figure had disappeared.
"Husband, what should I do? I can't appear in front of others like this, otherwise I will never be able to hold my head up for the rest of my life." Feng Xiaoxi said with a sad face.
Yu Chengye frowned slightly, "Then let's hide for a while, maybe it won't happen, or we can think of a way to detoxify."
"Okay!"
Unfortunately, they all underestimated the poison that Ye Feiran personally made.
Except for her, no one else could make an antidote, and the effect of this poison can last for three days.
Therefore, Feng Xiaoxi will fart uncontrollably for three consecutive days, and the smell will get worse and worse.
This profound lesson is enough for Feng Xiaoxi to remember for a lifetime.
On the other side, the mutant nine-leaf red branch is also talking to Ye Feiran.
"Ranran, why do we have to leave so quickly? I still want to see that old woman embarrassed!"
Ye Feiran's mouth twitched slightly, "When did you become so fond of watching the fun?"
"Not everyone can let me watch the fun, okay?"
Ye Feiran: "... Is watching the fun more important, or is the essence more important?"
Mutated Nine-Leaf Red Branch: "Both are important!"
Ye Feiran: "Then go back and watch the fun! We'll go first."
Hearing this, the mutant Nine-Leaf Red Branch exploded, "No, Ranran, don't think about leaving me, you can never leave me."
Ye Feiran's mouth twitched slightly, is that what she meant?
The next moment, the voice of the mutant Nine-Leaf Red Branch rang again, "Maybe we can meet again, after all, the poison you made, Ranran, will fart for three consecutive days!"
Ye Feiran ignored the mutant Nine-Leaf Red Branch and continued to hunt goblins.
This time, Ye Murin took Ye Feiran to a direction where there was no one.
When the mutant Nine-Leaf Red Branch no longer had hope, he actually saw the figures of Feng Xiaoxi and Yu Chengye from afar.
"Ranran, the fun is coming, I want to watch it!"
After the voice fell, the mutant nine-leaf red branch flew silently towards Feng Xiaoxi and Yu Chengye.
Ye Feiran: "..."
The next moment, her hand was held by Ye Murin, "Ran'er, do you want to teach them a big lesson?"
Hearing this, Ye Feiran subconsciously raised her eyes and looked at Ye Murin, "Lord Emperor, do you want to help me?"
"As long as you kiss me, I will help you." Ye Murin said without blushing or panting.
Ye Feiran was immediately full of black lines, but the next second she stood on tiptoe and kissed the man's face.
"I want to see Lord Emperor's big lesson."
"Okay!"