HK1383 You Seem to Be Making Me Laugh on Purpose!

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January 16, after one o'clock in the morning. ? .

Shi Lei sat in the co-pilot position of the military off-road vehicle, adjusted the height of the seat, and lay on his back with his eyes closed.

Captain Guo Ziyang, the head of the Rongcheng Military Region's Nanyun Province Public Training Ground, sat in the driver's seat and asked, "Sir, does the tear gas really matter?"

Although tear gas is a non-lethal weapon, the smoke it emits will attack the lacrimal glands of human beings, thus making humans cry non-stop. This feeling is definitely not a good feeling.

Guo Ziyang could imagine that in the next hour or two, Harvey and Deputy Director Dogson would probably be unable to control their tears.

Shi Lei snorted and said nothing.

In the woods of the training ground, Captain Crater and Deputy Captain Toby rushed to the hideout of Deputy Director Dogson and Harvey according to the GPS locator.

Captain Crater looked at the GPS locator, and the precise markings indicated the route of action. He said to the vice-captain beside him in admiration: "Toby, the technology of the Steel is really powerful, and the route indication is so accurate." Crater sighed.

Deputy Captain Toby shook his head, "Captain, in fact, I think the combat power of the Steel is even more surprising. I have carefully read the detailed parameters of the Steel. If the Steel is loaded with an airborne micro-submachine gun, and It is loaded with 500 rounds of bullets. Its combat capability is very scary." Crater said with a smile: "Toby, the Steel is after all the military weapon of the Xia Party. Although its combat capability is very powerful, it has serious limitations. In particular, we can't confirm whether the military of the Xia country is in the operating system of the steel ship. Leaving a backdoor program."

Toby laughed twice, "Captain, this question is not important at all. Whether or not the military of Xia Guo is in the Iron and Steel, leaving a backdoor program, is it important to us?"

Kret thought about it for a while and felt that this was the truth. The introduction of the Steel in the Kruger National Park is not an illegal arms deal, nor is there any shady deeds. Instead, it is upright, maintaining order in Kruger National Park. Combat poaching crime.

So there it is. Whether the Rongcheng Military Region is in the Iron and Steel, what backdoor program is left, it doesn't seem to matter, right?

"Toby, you said, let's wait a while, do we really use this thing?" Crater raised the tear gas canister in his hand.

Crater is very clear about the effect of tear gas. This thing is definitely a ruthless role in non-lethal weapons. It is normal to cry for an hour or two once you are enveloped in the smoke from the tear gas.

Deputy Captain Toby hesitated for a while, and finally persuaded: "Captain, I think, we should use it! If now. We found poachers in Kruger National Park. What should we do?" With a solemn expression, "That's right! We can't be soft on poachers!"

After almost three minutes. The two followed the guidance of the Steel and came to the hiding place of Deputy Director Dogson.

Deputy Director Dougson was really unprofessional. The location he was looking for was just a pile of rocks and two trees as cover.

If the poachers really just rely on this kind of terrain, under the coercion of the steel ship, they will definitely not know how to write the word death!

Kret randomly glanced at the terrain, with a hint of helplessness in his eyes.

"Damn poachers, you have been surrounded, now give you thirty seconds to come out of your hiding place immediately. Otherwise, we will attack!" Kret said the standard warning language, although so warning, has no effect.

Shi Lei's voice suddenly came from the loudspeaker of the Steel, "Deputy Director Dogson, in order to verify your judgment, I decided to temporarily join the test. Once you surrender, or are forced out by Captain Crater. , when you and Captain Crete walk together, the Steel will attack. In order to fully prove that the Steel can indeed determine your identity, you can even hide behind Captain Crete. Of course, Dodging is no match against the Steel!"…

Deputy Director Dougson's face was very ugly!

"Mr. Shi, Kret, as long as we hide in the hiding place, your firearms and weapons will not be able to attack us!" Deputy Director Dougson said almost helplessly.

Shi Lei ignored Dougson at all.

Kret replied: "Deputy director, you are right, our guns and weapons cannot attack you. Now, have you two poachers made a decision? Do you want to surrender?"

A worry rose in Harvey, but he didn't know what it was.

After receiving an accurate answer from Kret, Dougson calmed down. As long as they don't go out, don't leave their hiding place, they are invincible.

However, Kret has made a decision. He handed a tear gas canister to Toby and whispered, "Brother, do you remember that battle?"

"Of course, Captain! That time, we caught seven poachers in total!" Toby took the tear gas and waited for Crete's order.

Crater nodded to Toby, and the two pulled the tear gas canister at about the same time and threw it at Dogson's hideout.

Although Dougson set strict conditions, neither the Steel nor the patrol members could attack them directly. But the attack of tear gas is not a direct attack, but a range attack.

As long as the tear gas explodes and the irritating smoke of the tear gas disperses, Dougson and Harvey can be attacked!

If Dougson was going to talk about tighter restrictions, they found a terrain that couldn't be attacked at all, no matter what.

Shi Lei will definitely point at Dougson's nose and curse, your paralyzed gauze, are you playing online games? There are absolutely untouchable places!

The tear gas thrown by Crater and Toby fell less than two meters away from Dougson and Harvey.

Bang~bang~

With two light clicks, the two tear gas grenades exploded directly. Less than three seconds later, Dougson and Harvey coughed quickly, and then their eyes were stimulated by the smoke of the tear gas grenades, and tears fell like rain.

"Ah~! Kret, Fake Squid, what did you do? Didn't we make an appointment, can't you attack us?" Deputy Director Dogson said angrily.

Crater actually hates Deputy Head Dougson, because Deputy Head Dougson always weakens the patrol force intentionally or unintentionally.

Looking at the tragic state of Deputy Director Dougson now, Captain Crete was secretly relieved, but on the surface he said nervously: "Deputy Director, what's the matter with you?"

"sob! What's wrong with me? You dare to attack us with tear gas?" After the initial panic, Deputy Director Dougson has now confirmed that Kret attacked with tear gas.

Crater said innocently: "Deputy director, if we encounter a similar situation during our normal patrol, we will all use tear gas."

"You!" Deputy Director Dogson didn't know how to refute Kret for a while, which made Kret feel even better.

In the sky, four steel horns surrounded the steel horn, and the external loudspeaker of the steel horn made Shi Lei's voice again, "Deputy Director Dougson, please pay attention, thirty seconds later, the steel horn will sound to you. attack."

"Mr. Shi, you can't do this! The agreement between us is not like this!" Deputy Director Dogson immediately retorted.

But the four steel horns, hovering in mid-air, were only endlessly cold, without the slightest hint of pity. Obviously, Shi Lei was not ready to respond to Deputy Director Dougson.

Deputy Director Dogson was in tears as he swapped places with Crater and Toby. In order to paralyze the Steel, Deputy Director Dougson even asked Kret and Toby to sandwich him like a sandwich.

The behavior of the deputy director of Dougson, the steel number was transmitted to the ip lens-type information processor, and Shi Lei laughed, making Guo Ziyang a little unclear.

Thirty seconds passed in a blink of an eye.

The four Irons immediately locked on Deputy Director Dougson, but because Deputy Director Dougson and Kret were too close to Toby, the four Irons raised their flight height first, and then divided them into four directions. surrounded by three people.

No matter how close the three of them are, it is impossible for two people to protect the other person perfectly. The four Irons adjusted their positions and opened fire immediately.

"Da da da~!"

The sound of the miniature submachine gun was not loud, but every shot hit the Deputy Director Dogson, which made Deputy Director Dogson very tragic. It's true that training paintball is only for training, but it doesn't mean that training paintball doesn't hurt the body.

In fact, training paintball to hit the body hurts!

Deputy Chief Dougson was hit with more than ten training paintballs in a row, while Crater and Toby, who were next to him, missed a single training paintball.

Such test results are enough to explain the problem.

Deputy Director Dougson's worries were completely superfluous. No. Steel, 99.99% impossible to hit your own people. Unless, their own people are stupid and rushed to the muzzle.

Seeing that the goal was achieved, Shi Lei did not continue to attack. The four steel horns dispersed and left, and Shi Lei's voice came from the external loudspeaker.

"Captain Kret, the GPS locator has been updated, you bring Deputy Director Dougson and Mr. Harvey over here!" Shi Lei ordered.

Krett took the Deputy Director Dougson to the location of Shi Lei. The moment Dougson saw Shi Lei, he shouted loudly.

"Mr. Shi, you are going too far to treat me like this. Are you not afraid that I will reveal this to the overseas media?" Dougson threatened Shi Lei.

It is rumored that the people of Xia are very afraid of overseas media. Especially the powerful and powerful people of Xia Guo, for fear that their bad things will be known by overseas media.

Shi Lei looked at Deputy Principal Dougson with a playful look on his face, like a strong lion staring at a weak wildebeest cub.

"Deputy Director Dougson, I feel like you're trying to make me laugh!" Shi Lei said unceremoniously.

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