Chapter 786: The Phone Card Is Here!

"express delivery?"

When Xu Que heard the system prompt, he was stunned for a moment, followed by a slight flash in his eyes, and he jumped into joy!

He immediately called out the system, and a huge package really appeared on the interface, which read:

Sender: Ye Qiu!

Recipient: Xu Que!

"Smartphone card! Has it finally arrived?"

The corner of Xu Que's mouth suddenly raised a smile, and with a thought, he directly put the package into the storage space of the system.

Afterwards, he led the team, went forward, and continued to implement his anti-counterfeiting operation!

What is different from before is that Xu Que has sped up the details of cracking down on counterfeiting this time!

On the outskirts of the city, the fourth territory.

"Friend Zhong Kui, this territory is the most rampant. It has looted many villages and sold children!"

boom!

Without further ado, Xu Que raised his hand and threw an iron chain, and the territory was instantly destroyed!

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fifth territory.

"Fellow Daoist Zhong Kui, the cultivators here are also very hateful. They call themselves the Ritian Gang and do some sneaky things everywhere. They also say that Xu Que agreed to call them the Ritian Gang!"

"Hold the grass, copy the dog? Kill it!"

Xu Que stared, and threw another iron chain with his hand, the whole manor exploded on the spot.

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That night, Xu Que destroyed countless counterfeit Heaven Exploding Gang forces in one go!

At dawn the next day, when they returned to the imperial city, the entire imperial city was already in turmoil, and countless people were shocked.

"I rely on it!"

"Only one day and one night, so many forces were all removed by Zhong Kui alone?"

"too terrifying!"

"Sure enough! The Zhatian Gang really can't afford to offend them!"

"Haha, who would have nothing to offend the Zhatian Gang? Those people are the only ones who want to die. Why not go and pretend to be the Zhatian Gang!"

"That's right! The Zhatian Gang is so powerful, and everyone is an arrogance. How could they be impersonated?"

"Now that the real Zhatian Gang has come forward to clean up these fake troublemakers, the imperial city will finally be safe in the future!"

"Yeah! Thanks to the Zhatian Gang!"

Many people discussed and applauded.

However, in less than half a day, the situation changed again!

"Insert, insert it for me!"

"Punch hard!"

Xu Que led the dozens of monks on the countless barren hills on the outskirts of the city, pointing out the mountains and rivers, and planting all kinds of slogans all over the mountains and plains!

"The Zhatian Gang is invincible!"

"The Zhatian gang is awesome!"

"Zhitian Gang Zhong Kui is here for a visit!"

"The Supreme Treasure of the Zhatian Gang is here for a visit!"

"Explode the sky and go out to fight, no grass will grow!"

"The bombing sky appears, only needles and threads are left!"

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Countless such slogans, like barrages, fluttered in the wind on the mountains, forming a series of landscapes, and even spread into the imperial city.

All of a sudden, everyone in the imperial city was dumbfounded.

"What the hell?"

"This...how decent does this look!"

"Dizzy, I didn't expect the fake Zhatian Gang to leave, and the real Zhatian Gang came, and they are still so pissed off!"

"Fart, the fake Heavenly Explosion Clan is nothing but an annoyance, but the real Explosive Heaven Clan is just annoying!"

"That's true, after all, they are a gang of prostitutes, different from those coquettish sluts outside!"

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In the end, the guards in the imperial city turned a blind eye and let Xu Que's Propaganda Department of the Zhatian Gang plant slogans everywhere!

And Xu Que himself and Er Gouzi had already returned to the imperial city, and had just entered an inn to settle down, when a palace guard immediately came to see him, saying that Mrs. Ya wanted to see him!

Xu Que smiled, Mrs. Ya probably wanted to ask him for news about "Xu Que"!

Immediately, he waved his hand and said to the guards: "I will not enter the palace, you go back and tell Mrs Ya that Xu Que will be there tonight!"

"Yes!" The guard hurriedly responded, and hurriedly retreated!

Afterwards, Xu Que and Er Gouzi entered a wing room.

As soon as Er Gouzi entered, he immediately occupied the bed, half-lyed on it, put on a seductive posture, and said: "The god is tired, Xiao Quezi,

Get some food for this deity! "

Snapped!

Xu Que threw the hook directly, but it hit Er Gouzi with a muffled sound, and the entire iron hook was completely deformed.

Er Gouzi was stunned for a moment, then immediately rolled over on the bed, howling in pain: "Oh! This deity has suffered serious injuries and is about to die!"

"Stop pretending, hurry up, or I will let you watch me eat tonight!" Xu Que glared immediately.

He has long known that Er Gouzi is physically invincible, and it is difficult for anything to hurt him, but every time he hits him, he pretends to be in pain, and he really deserves a beating!

"What, do you have something to eat tonight? What do you want to eat?" Er Gouzi's eyes lit up immediately when he heard about the food, and his face was full of excitement.

"Stewed meat! And braised pork!" Xu Que responded lightly.

"Wow, this is good. I like it. By the way, what kind of meat is it?"

"Dog meat!"

"Grass!"

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After tossing around with Er Gouzi for a few words, Xu Que successfully drove it out of the bed, then lay down on it by himself, and quickly called out the system interface.

In the storage space, the package sent from another plane was lying quietly inside.

"System, open the package!" Xu Que couldn't help but speed up his heartbeat, and with a thought, he opened the package.

call out!

In an instant, several streaks of light flashed across the interface of the system storage space.

"Ding, I found a new item 'mobile phone SIM card'!"

"Ding, I found two hundred new items 'Mutated Fake Cigarettes'!"

I wipe!

What the hell are fake cigarettes? Also so different?

Xu Que suddenly opened his eyes wide, sat up from the bed, and looked at the detailed introduction of the two items!

[Mobile phone SIM card]:

The mobile phone number card from the earth is a must-install smart card for G** digital mobile phones!

[Variation of fake cigarettes]:

The fake cigarettes from the earth have mutated due to encountering unknown pollution sources when crossing planes!

Effect: "Variation of fake cigarettes, boundless mana!" The host smokes while pretending to be aggressive, and can get double the reward BUFF of pretending to be worthwhile!

Side effects: Smoking is harmful to health, every 20 cigarettes smoked is equivalent to smoking a pack of cigarettes!

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"I rely on it!"

After reading the introduction, Xu Que couldn't help but swear!

Dare to feel that this cigarette was originally an ordinary fake cigarette! It was only when he crossed planes during the express delivery that he mutated!

"Damn it, this Ye Qiubi is a fool. You can buy fake cigarettes even if you buy cigarettes, and there are a total of two hundred fake cigarettes. I'm afraid it's hard for this IQ to inherit the mantle of my king!" Xu Que shook his head, his face full I hate iron but not steel!

But to be honest, he was still very happy in his heart, because this mutated fake cigarette was almost invincible, and it actually had double pretense rewards, which meant that the day of returning to Earth was really just around the corner!

However, the only thing that excites him right now is the phone card!

"System, hurry up, take out my mobile phone and SIM card, by the way, there is also a signal booster!"

Xu Que called the system, took out all the things, then picked up the SIM card of the mobile phone, stuffed it into the mobile phone three times and five times, and set up four signal boosters.

"Deng Deng..."

Accompanied by a crisp sound of the phone starting up, the screen also lit up.

Xu Que felt a long-lost familiar feeling.

Er Gouzi next to him heard the movement, and immediately came over curiously, and opened his eyes wide: "Fuck, kid, what is this? Can it be eaten? Can it be eaten? It's so small, it can be full ?"

"Damn it, this is called a mobile phone!" Xu Que was in a good mood at the moment, and he didn't bother to teach Er Gouzi a lesson. He looked at the mobile phone with a pleasing expression, waiting for the boot to complete!

But Er Gouzi's eyes lit up, and he was very excited: "Hand chicken? There are such small chickens in the world?"

"No, if you look down at your own crotch, you will find a smaller one!" Xu Que smiled, and at the same time his eyes fell on the phone screen in his hand.

At this point, it has been completely booted successfully!

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