Chapter 535: If You Don't Get Beaten, You'll Feel Bad All Over!

"Ah! But I didn't teach you anything, do you really want me to stay and beat you?" Xu Que was suddenly surprised.

But he was secretly happy in his heart. This martial artist wanted to stay for one more day. It is estimated that people from overseas will come tomorrow. This guy clearly wants revenge!

"Yes, after General Zhuge's whipping for the past few days, I have realized a lot of truths, so I implore General Zhuge, continue to stay and spur me!" Shang Wu said with a firm face, but he was gnashing his teeth in his heart. Anyway, he had been beaten for five days. , It's not bad for this day, just bear it and pass, tomorrow is the time to wash away the shame.

Er Gouzi next to him was stunned for a moment. Damn, is there still someone asking to be beaten these days?

My God, how can there be such a cheap person?

"Damn, you can't be Xiaoshou? I'm sorry, I'm straight, I don't have that kind of interest! You should find someone else to spur you, but I can give you a suggestion!" Xu Que waved his hand quickly.

Shang Wu couldn't help but startled: "What suggestion?"

"Drip wax!" Xu Que responded.

"Ah?" Shang Wu and Shang Ling were instantly stunned!

Dripping wax? What do you mean?

Situ Haitang, who was not far away, was already dumbfounded.

When she was tasting tea and discussing Dao earlier, she already knew that Xu Que was playing tricks, tricking Shang Ling to go home and beating Shang Wu, saying that dutiful sons were born under sticks.

But she didn't expect that in just a few days, it turned out that Shang Ling asked Xu Que to fight Shang Wu, and he had been fighting for several days in a row!

But now, Shang Wu sincerely asked Xu Que to stay and continue beating him!

This is not right!

Situ Haitang frowned immediately, she was very clear about Shang Wu's character, it was absolutely impossible to admit his mistake, today is so abnormal, there must be a conspiracy!

"Oh, actually, I have something important to go to the imperial city. Now that General Shang has repented, there is no need for me to take action anymore. Master Shang, the junior will leave first!" At this time, Xu Que suddenly said, wanting to leave .

He knew what Shang Wu was planning, and he didn't panic at all, but he just wanted to cry Shang Wu angrily.

Want me to stay? I will not stay!

"Ah? Don't, General Zhuge, you stay, stay and beat me!" Shang Wu became anxious immediately, begging with a mournful face.

Shang Ling was immediately stunned, what's going on? This rebellious son seems to be a bit abnormal!

"Nonsense, General Zhuge is in a hurry to leave. There must be something urgent. How can you do this?" Immediately, Shang Ling yelled, after all, Shang Wu's appearance is too embarrassing!

Xu Que waved his hands and said with a smile: "It's okay, Master Shang, don't be angry. In fact, your son's imagination is normal. When a person is beaten continuously, he may become addicted! So he was a little bit reluctant when I left. Already!"

When Shang Wu heard this, he thought that Xu Que had changed his mind and wanted to stay, so he couldn't care less about the nausea, and quickly nodded in response: "Yes, yes, General Zhuge is right, I really need someone to spur me and ravage me. Otherwise, I will feel bad all over!"

"This..." Shang Ling was stunned and frowned. He had never heard of such a situation before!

"Hold the grass!" Er Gouzi, who had been stunned for a long time, finally couldn't help cursing, this is really cheap.

Not far away, Situ Haitang couldn't laugh or cry, apparently he didn't expect Shang Wu to be played so badly by Xu Que, and he admitted that he was addicted to being beaten, and that if he didn't beat him, he would feel uncomfortable all over!

But seeing that Xu Que had made up his mind to go, she felt relieved, not afraid of any conspiracy by Shang Wu!

"General Zhuge, what's wrong with Gouzi?" At this moment, Shang Ling looked at Xu Que anxiously and asked.

Xu Que smiled suddenly: "It's okay, this situation is easy to solve. Since you are already addicted, then Master Shang, remember to hang and beat your son every day, once an hour, five times a course of treatment! Stick to it for a year, even if He objected, but he couldn't stop, because it was like taking medicine, which is a good medicine. If you stop, it may have more serious consequences! Okay, that's it, it's getting late, I have to leave first, goodbye!"

finished speaking,

Xu Que turned around and activated the teleportation array without hesitation!

"So, once an hour, five times a course of treatment, that means five hours a day? Alright, this old man will stick to it for a year to completely cure the dog's disease! Little friend Zhuge, this time I owe you another favor." Already!" Shang Ling immediately cupped his hands and agreed.

But I still have doubts in my heart, this method is unheard of, is it really reliable?

"Father, you..."

Shang Wuze's eyes darkened on the spot, his body swayed, and he almost fainted from anger.

Zhuge Liang, you are paralyzed!

"Ouch, Wu'er, what's wrong with you?" Shang Ling turned around, just in time to see Shang Wu almost fainted, immediately startled, and quickly supported him.

"Master Shang, he is ill. Hurry up and beat him up, and it will be effective immediately!" At this moment, Xu Que's voice came from the teleportation array that was running at high speed.

When Shang Ling heard this, he was eager to save his son, without any hesitation, he immediately raised his hand and punched Shang Wu's stomach directly.

boom!

With a muffled sound, Shang Wu was so painful that his eyes suddenly widened, and he was completely refreshed.

"As expected, little friend Zhuge didn't lie to me, it really works! My little friend, thank you!" Shang Ling immediately said pleasantly, and turned to thank Xu Que.

But at this time, the teleportation array was already empty, and Xu Que and Er Gouzi had already left.

"Oh, little friend Zhuge is such a rare warm-hearted and kind man. Wu'er, you really have to thank him this time, come on, I will give you a few more punches for my father!" Shang Ling said with emotion, ready to continue fighting Shang Wu.

Although he thought this method was weird, considering the changes before and after Shangwu, he had to believe it once.

When Shang Wu heard this, he was frightened, he quickly stood up and said: "Father, no need, I'm fine!"

"No, you look so pale, what are you trying to do?" After Shang Ling finished speaking, he clenched his fist again and punched Shang Wu in the stomach again.

boom!

Shang Wu arched his body on the spot, his eyes widened, the pain was so painful that he couldn't even speak.

I'm pale? Damn, isn't that because you punched me just now?

Dad, can you calm down?

Do you actually believe Zhuge Liang's nonsense?

Shang Wu already wants to cry but has no tears, and he can't even tell what he has suffered!

There is no way, who made me feel stupid just now, admitting that I would feel uncomfortable if I didn't get beaten!

boom! boom! boom!

At this time, Shang Ling had already changed to a combination of punches, and the strength of each punch was well controlled. There was only pain, but no injury to Shang Wu.

But this still made Shang Wu feel aggrieved and angry, and he couldn't fight back and explain.

Damn it, Zhuge Liang, you wait for me, even if you run to the imperial city, I will still kill you tomorrow!

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Not far away, Situ Haitang had already secretly turned around and hid in a corner, covering her mouth with all her might to hold back her smile until tears almost flowed out.

At this moment, she finally gained a new understanding of Xu Que's poisonous mouth!

This product is too damaged, it's like fooling the dead!

But when he thought that Shang Wu would be beaten by Shang Ling for a whole year, Situ Haitang couldn't help but feel happy!

"Xu Que, you must come back alive!"

Finally, looking at the empty teleportation array, Situ Haitang muttered to himself before turning and leaving.

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