Chapter 461 General Zhuge Is Mighty!
Conference!
Although this word is unfamiliar in the world of cultivating immortals, everyone can understand the meaning of this word. Xu Que also made it very clear that it is a meeting to release new products!
This stuff is so exaggerated that everyone thinks it's unnecessary. Anyway, you are the only one in the entire imperial city. Whether you hold a press conference or not, everyone knows what you sell!
But they didn't know that when Xu Que did so many things, he never forgot one principle - pretend to be aggressive!
Pretending to be a career is great and secretive, and it needs to be pretended all the time, sleeping, flirting, and making money.
Think about it, how wonderful it would be to pretend to be a jerk while making money!
So on this day, Xu Que changed into a pair of jeans when he woke up, put on a high-necked black sweater, and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, and rushed to the McDonald's in person!
This dress, placed on the earth, is to imitate Apple founder Jobs.
But in the world of cultivating immortals, it is absolutely nondescript, but it has attracted enough attention.
Along the way, Xu Que earned a lot of pretense by relying on this outfit!
When he came to the McDonald's store, the whole street was already full of people, the crowds were even more exaggerated than when the market center was the busiest!
And Xu Que also appeared in the spotlight, turning into a black shadow, crossing the crowd, and appearing in the center of the stage that had already been set up.
In an instant, the audience fell silent.
Everyone was stunned, looking at Xu Que in this "strange" dress in astonishment.
Xu Que was smiling, holding his head high and waving to everyone!
"Hi everyone, welcome to the joint press conference between McDonald's and KFC. I'm Steve Jobs!"
Everyone was taken aback again.
Jobs?
Why did this product change its name again?
Damn, how many names does he have?
But if this is the case, there are still people cheering.
Three thousand Syracuse troops came, and Er Gouzi also got the wind, and rushed here early in the morning, wanting to try new delicacies as soon as possible.
In order to prevent Xu Que from continuing to talk nonsense, Er Gouzi took the lead in applauding, and raised his head to cheer: "Good! Well said!"
"Yes, General Zhuge said well!"
"Papa..."
The three thousand Syracuse troops also applauded immediately, and the scene was filled with thunderous applause, and the atmosphere was immediately turned upside down.
Xu Que made enough gestures, bought a projector from the exchange office in the system mall, borrowed the energy of the spirit stone, and started the projector.
"Slap!"
The beam of light instantly hit the blank wall background behind the stage.
The scene suddenly fell silent, and everyone stared at the light on the wall intently, a little stunned and curious.
At this time, Xu Que spoke.
"Today, our first product is McDonald's McXuanfeng!"
The voice fell, and the projector "clicked", switching the projected picture.
In an instant, two pictures of McXuanfeng ice cream appeared on the wall, which were so lifelike and so beautiful!
"Aw!"
Er Gouzi howled immediately, his body flashed instantly, and he flew up across the sky, his tongue stretched out incomparably long, sprinkled streams of crystal saliva in the air, and rushed towards the photo on the wall.
"boom!"
With a loud noise, Er Gouzi hit the wall with his head, and the whole wall collapsed in an instant. The gravel submerged Er Gouzi, and dust rose from the scene.
Everyone's lips twitched.
Damn, this stupid dog, don't you know it's fake? He rushed up!
"It's okay, it's okay, everyone, don't be nervous, there is still a wall here to see photos!"
At this time, Xu Que changed the projector with a smile, and the picture reappeared on a brand new wall.
"Look, everyone, we have two flavors of the Mac Xuanfeng ice cream that we launched this time. This one is the Mac Xuan Feng strawberry flavor, and this one is the Mac Xuan Feng Oreo flavor. Someone asked, is this delicious? ? Haha, you just saw it, even the little dog couldn’t help rushing up after seeing the picture, can’t it be delicious?” Xu Que talked and laughed happily, and directly turned Er Gouzi’s farce into a publicity point.
Everyone was speechless for a while, and secretly thought that Xu Que was so powerful that he could say that the dead were alive.
This is obviously because Er Gouzi's intelligence is too low, and it can be said that Mai Xuanfeng is too attractive.
Xu Que continued to preside over the overall situation, pointing to the photo and introducing:
"Okay, the next thing I want to introduce is the effect of this Maixuanfeng. After taking it in the early stage, it can play the role of washing the tendons and cutting the marrow, but it can only be taken once a day. A course of treatment lasts for seven days. Take ten courses in a row. It can have the effect of purifying the spiritual root and sublimating the spiritual root! Yes, you heard it right, taking ten courses of treatment can have the same effect as Haagen-Dazs ice cream and sublimate the spiritual root!"
"Wow!"
In an instant, the audience was in an uproar!
Immediately afterwards, a touch of excitement and excitement appeared on the faces of everyone.
In addition to Haagen-Dazs ice cream, what kind of wheat whirlwind ice cream can actually purify spiritual roots?
"Okay, General Zhuge is mighty!"
"Nice job!"
"One course of treatment is seven days, and ten courses of treatment are seventy days. Seventy days can sublimate the spiritual root, which is so worth it!"
"That's right, we don't expect to generate new spiritual roots anymore, as long as the spiritual roots can be sublimated, everything is worth it!"
Everyone boiled.
Originally, they thought that they had nothing to do with spiritual root sublimation, but they didn't expect that Xu Que's first product launched today was related to spiritual root sublimation, which instantly excited everyone!
"General Zhuge is mighty!"
Everyone shouted sincerely, applauded, and applauded thunderously.
"Keep a low profile, let the whole world know!" Xu Que waved his hand with a smile, "We will announce the price of this wheat whirlwind soon!"
price?
Hearing this word, everyone instantly calmed down again!
Yes, such a miraculous thing, although it can be bought without a supreme membership card now, but if the price is set too high, not everyone can afford it!
"How many spirit stones will it be? Come, let's watch the big screen together!"
After Xu Que finished speaking, he manipulated the projector.
With a click, a few more words appeared on the screen - "Ten Thousand Lingshi!"
Everyone in the audience was instantly dumbfounded!
Ten thousand spiritual stones?
Fuck, read that right? It's only 10,000 spirit stones?
Those 70 days add up to only 700,000 spirit stones!
Misty Grass, the sun is coming out from the west? There are times when profiteers do good things? What's the difference between this and free gift?
Everyone couldn't believe it. They thought it might be a million spirit stones, or hundreds of thousands of spirit stones, but they didn't expect it to be 10,000 spirit stones. This is very different from Xu Que's style.
"As I said before, we are a conscientious enterprise. Since we want to make products for the common people, we must lower the price so that everyone can enjoy the delicious ice cream and sublimate the spiritual root, so as to strengthen our water country. A strong young man makes the country strong! A rich young man makes the country rich! We welcome you all to visit McDonald's!" Xu Que said sonorously with an upright face.
Everyone froze in place for an instant.
A strong youth makes a country strong!
If the youth is rich, the country will be rich!
It turns out...it turns out that everything General Zhuge did was for the Shuiyuan Kingdom and the common people!
He is not a person who has an eye for money and is only interested in profit!
He is a great man, a man who thinks about the country and the people!
We all wronged him!
"General Zhuge is mighty!"
"General Zhuge is mighty!"
In an instant, the audience boiled.
Everyone was shouting "General Zhuge is mighty", everyone's eyes filled with tears, and they were moved by Xu Que's actions and words!
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On the same day, when the news reached Tianliu Chamber of Commerce, several bigwigs were dumbfounded and almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
"Damn it, this kid is treacherous. He set such a low price. He is simply trying to divert traffic from Zhatian to Wanda Plaza and move the market center. When the time comes, the prices of the shops on the whole street...unimaginable!"
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[Well, everyone is right, there is no need to care about those trolls, I should not only see the trolls, but ignore all the pretenders who have been supporting me! thank you all! Happy New Year, let's celebrate the Year of the Rooster together! I will continue to code words, let's continue to pretend! 】