Chapter 1070 Is the Head so Iron?
People who know Xu Que's past style have almost no feeling for his poisonous oath!
But the people from the three major academies gasped, their faces were filled with astonishment, and they were horrified!
Is this guy so hard headed? How dare you swear such a poisonous oath?
You know, monks generally don't swear poisonous oaths!
After all, these poisonous oaths will really be fulfilled, and the sky strikes and the five thunders are already extremely vicious poisonous oaths. No one dares to send it!
They have really seen a lot of half-fairyland or even human fairyland who died under the thunder calamity, not to mention the five thunderbolts now!
"It seems that this guy is really afraid of the one in this tomb, so he is worried that we will really die under the siege of the Holy Golden Bee!"
"Haha, what are you waiting for?"
Immediately, an academy gentleman glanced at several male disciples.
This kind of look indicated that there was no need to express it in words, and the male disciples immediately took off their clothes without saying a word, and applied the shower gel all over their bodies!
"Damn, this thing has to be wet. After getting wet, rub it on your body vigorously, and finally wash it off with water!" Xu Que shouted and gave on-site guidance.
The few male disciples did not doubt that even though the true energy was blocked, it was no problem to cast a little ordinary water element method!
After a few people made a few water polos, they drenched their bodies, wiped off the foam with the shower gel, and then rinsed it again with clean water!
During the whole process, everyone in the audience was watching closely!
After several male disciples finished flushing the water, they immediately put their arms in front of them, sniffed it slightly, and said pleasantly: "Mr. Hui, it can really get rid of the smell before, and I can't smell it anymore!"
"Oh?" The gentleman from the three major academies was overjoyed when he heard it, "Quick, bring the shower gel!"
Suddenly, a male disciple frowned and exclaimed in shock: "Hey, no, why did it change to a different scent? And... it seems to smell better!"
"Yo, this big brother knows the goods!" Xu Que stood outside the trap and said proudly: "What I give you is an exclusive offering from the Zhatian Gang, the ultimate invincible shower gel of the Zhatian Gang. Lavender flavor! After washing, it not only removes dirt and odor, but also whitens, moisturizes and moisturizes the skin, and it has its own lavender scent, so that you can exude a natural floral fragrance anytime, anywhere!"
"boom!"
moment,
Several academy gentlemen who were opening the shower gel and pouring it on their bodies turned black on the spot, and burst the shower gel in their hands!
Lavender? Natural floral scent?
You are paralyzed, who the hell wants the fragrance of flowers?
Dare to make a fuss for a long time, you got six fairy artifacts and 110,000 spirit crystals in the pit, and just changed us to a scent?
"Bastard, you dare to tease us?"
"Damn shameless!"
"audacious in the extreme!"
The people from the three major academies were furious in an instant, shouting sharply, rushing out immediately to tear Xu Que apart!
But now they still can't come out, the bunch of holy golden bees outside are completely attracted by the smell of lavender, and become more and more crazy and restless!
If everyone can read minds, they will definitely understand the inner activities of this group of holy golden bees. It will probably be: Mom sells batches. After living in the Burial Fairy Valley for so many years, it is the first time to smell this kind of flower fragrance, so exciting. !
"Hey, what's wrong with you? I kindly helped you get rid of the smell, but you still scold me?" Xu Que asked with a confused face, pretending to be stupid!
"You bastard, you dare to open your eyes and talk nonsense here! You helped us wash away the smell of toilet water, but added other floral fragrances to us. This group of holy golden bees is even crazier now!" Everyone in the three major academies was furious. to hideous.
They still thought that it would be impossible to fall twice in the same pit, but now, not only did they fall, but they fell even harder than the previous one!
"Ah? So these holy golden bees came here for the scent?" At this time, Xu Que pretended to be stunned and said, with an exaggerated expression: "My God, I misunderstood, really, I always thought that the Holy Golden Bee came for your body odor and bad breath, but I didn't expect it to be the scent of flowers, oops, misstep, misstep!"
Xu Que was full of annoyance and self-blame, and looked to the side: "Mr. Ergou, Mr. Duan, am I too wrong?"
"Not outrageous, not outrageous!" Er Gouzi shook his head again and again.
"That's right, the so-called wise man is bound to make a mistake, Mr. Xu, you are just careless, there is no need to blame yourself like this!" Duan Jiude patted Xu Que's shoulder, and comforted him earnestly.
"Oh, no, this matter is my responsibility, I have to take full responsibility!" Xu Que shook his head and sighed, acting well!
Everyone present was stunned, their eyes almost popping out.
If I hadn't known this fellow's style of work, I'm afraid I would have believed it, thinking that this guy was real and felt guilty.
"Mr. Xu, it's okay, I will take care of this matter for you!"
At this time, Er Gouzi straightened his chest suddenly, stepped forward majesticly, took out a large bag of black unknown objects, and said loudly: "My gods, now, I must recommend this fried food to you. God bless stinky tofu, only it can save you!"
Swish!
Sure enough, as soon as the stinky tofu came out, the swarm of holy golden bees in the air tended to retreat, directly away from Xu Que and Er Gouzi's direction, and spared to the other side!
This scene fell in the eyes of the monks of several major forces in the Eastern Wasteland, and they were all shocked.
In addition to enhancing the power of the soul, this fried tofu actually has this kind of effect?
"kindness?"
In the trapped killing formation, many immortals and strong men also gave a cry of surprise, and their eyes became hot again in an instant.
Things have come to this point, and they don't care about the use of stinky tofu, but as long as it can restrain the Holy Golden Bee, it is a good thing!
"Quickly, give this to us!" Immediately, the people from the three major academies shouted.
Er Gouzi immediately waved his hand and took back the whole bag of stinky tofu, with a mean smile on the corner of his mouth: "Hey, no!"
"What?" The people from the three major academies were taken aback for a moment.
"My god said, if I don't give it to you, I won't give it to you. How about it? Are you angry, are you angry? Just ask if you are angry? Hahaha!" Er Gouzi said in a humble voice, still on the spot Twisted up!
The people from the three major academies turned purple in an instant, and almost spat out a mouthful of old blood with anger.
What morals?
What the hell is this world?
It's okay to bully us on the fifth floor during the tribulation period, but now even a dog bullies us.
Now these low-level ants in the world of cultivating immortals, do they all have such iron heads? Iron boy?
"ah!"
In an instant, bursts of roars suddenly sounded from the trapped killing formation.
Several academy gentlemen looked at each other, as if they had made a common decision, they suddenly took out a sharp sword, cut their fingers, and the blood immediately flowed out, dripping to the ground, following the rune marks on the altar, slowly Slow flow!
The next moment, the runes on the altar instantly brightened up!
"Hey, what is this for? Why do I have an ominous premonition, old man?" Duan Jiude said in astonishment.
Boom!
Almost at the same time, the entire altar shook suddenly, and an unprecedented and terrifying coercion suddenly surged from the ground, and then the entire surface of the altar was shrouded in radiance, gradually turning into a lake!
"Fuck, what kind of spell is this?" Er Gouzi stared.
Turning the altar into a lake with blood is not easy at first glance!
Xu Que's face was also congealed, and he was considering whether to take the opportunity to open the trapped killing array, and when the group of holy golden bees were let in, the lake formed by the altar suddenly burst into ripples, and the lake water became clear and clear. To actually present the underground space in front of everyone.
"hiss!"
Immediately, there was a sound of breathing in the audience!
Under the surface of the lake, there is actually a huge palace, in which there are countless bright magical artifacts, even scattered fairy artifacts, as well as countless spiritual crystals and precious medicinal materials!
Looking at the past, this underground is a shocking treasure!
What is even more astonishing is that there is a huge dragon chair on the palace, inlaid with countless pearls, shining brightly, but there is a crystal sarcophagus lying on the dragon chair, emitting wisps of cold air, and there is a beautiful woman lying in it. Picturesque woman!
But the most frightening thing is that this stunning woman has her eyes open!
"Fuck!"
"Fuck shit!"
Er Gouzi and Duan Jiude exclaimed immediately, and immediately turned around to run away, but they were dragged back by Xu Que!
At the same time, all the people from the three major academies on the altar knelt down with a sudden "bang" and shouted in unison, "I am incompetent, please help me, senior!"
As soon as this trend came out, the faces of everyone present immediately changed drastically!
Xu Que restrained this group of immortals before, and they all saw the whole process. It was a conspiracy and a trap, and they were caught off guard!
But now that this group of immortals actually wants to invite out the owner of the Burial Valley, it is really terrifying!
No matter how awesome Xu Que is, he can't be more awesome than the owner of the Burial Valley!
"Damn, what a ghost, this woman has been lying for tens of thousands of years, and she is still alive!"
"Boy, what should we do now?" Er Gouzi and Duan Jiude both looked at Xu Que!
Xu Que grabbed the waistband of his trousers with one hand, and shouted: "What to do, of course it's while it's hot!"
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