Small Theater: Shameless Competition (Free)
Clear sky, in the center of the square.
The referee swept the audience at a glance, and the seats were almost full.
"The annual cheeky competition has begun, and everyone present is selected." The referee said.
"Hahaha, this cheeky champion must be me." Lin Que looked at Si Yehan beside him.
"I abstain." Immediately, Si Yehan said unhurriedly.
"I also admit defeat." Soon, Ji Xiuran, dressed in white, spoke with a smile.
Ye Wanwan crossed Erlang's legs and looked around. The only person in the audience who could threaten her was probably her own brother.
"Fearless Alliance Leader, please speak!" The referee looked at Ye Wanwan.
Hearing the sound, Ye Wanwan stood up immediately and smiled confidently: "When I fought with Si Wutian in Huaguo, there were many others, but so what, I just made a phone call and it was solved perfectly!"
The host asked, "What did you call?"
Ye Wanwan: "110."
Everyone: "..."
"Cut!" Nameless Nie was full of dissatisfaction: "When I was a child, I had an appointment with a local little bully. He brought ten people, but I was different, so I brought one."
"Who did you bring here?" the referee asked curiously.
"Oh, I brought his dad here." Nameless Nie said.
Everyone: "..."
"I deceived my baby with a piece of biscuits. My baby is the leader of Asura." Ye Wanwan said.
Nameless Nie: "I only used an abacus to exchange my beauty, and it was my old Yue's mother who traded with me. My beauty is the leader of the Rose of Death!"
"I'm addicted to money like my life." Ye Wanwan sneered.
"I made your money." Nameless Nie said.
Ye Wanwan's mouth twitched slightly, took a deep breath, and continued: "In the uninhabited island, a certain boss said that there was nothing he dared to do, so I made a bet with him, betting on his White Tiger Order, and in the end I won! "
Referee: "I know that boss, he's a ruthless character, so how did you bet?"
Ye Wanwan: "I bet he won't eat it, shit!"
referee:"……"
Nameless Nie: "I participated in various competitions in China, and I won an unknown number of refrigerators, TVs, and washing machines. They stopped the show in desperation. In the end, I was blocked by all the competitions in China and became a permanently banned contestant."
Everyone: "What is there to be proud of!!!"
Ye Wanwan: "..."
Nameless Nie: "In the WeChat group, I will never speak. The only way you want to find me is to send a red envelope."
Ye Wanwan: "I can find you with a penny!"
Nameless Nie: "A penny is money!"
Ye Wanwan: "..."
"Of course, I still have a trump card." Nameless Nie looked at the group of five.
Immediately, a shameful slogan resounded in the audience—
"Captain of the gods, suave!"
"Handsome, handsome, handsome!"
"Strong strong strong strong!"
Everyone: "..."
so ashamed...
Can I get a refund?
Ye Wanwan's face was full of mmp: "I admit defeat."
"What's the matter? A security door of several thousand dollars. I said that the original price was 200,000 yuan, with a 50% discount. I sold it for a sky-high price of 100,000 yuan. It was still dog offal, and he was grateful to me!"
Just as the referee was about to announce the result, Beidou suddenly stood up.
On the spot, Yi Shuihan, who was sitting in the auditorium, glanced at Beidou.
Beidou pawn.
The referee wiped away his cold sweat: "I announce that the winner of the most shameless award for "As Cold as the Sun meets the Sun" is Nameless Nie!"
"Captain of the gods, suave!"
"Handsome, handsome, handsome!"
"Strong strong strong strong!"
Ye Wanwan clasped her fists: "Excuse me, farewell!"
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This small story has been posted on Bib and Gongzong before, and I will also post it here, free chapter~