Part 5 Chapter 110 Why Are You so Hard to Serve?

The second update today!

After Jun Moxie shook his waist, he waved his hand to call Xiaoer, ordered the food and drink honestly, didn't pay attention to the price of the dishes, directly called a large table, and sent the waiter a pot of incense Tea, and then told the kitchen to prepare it quickly.

The handsome young man in front of him is a rich man at first glance, this seat can make a lot of money. But how did he know that this noble young man in front of him is indeed a real hollow old man, he has no money to order a dish, and he has no money to order a large table of dishes!

"What's your name?" The man in black on the opposite side looked at Jun Moxie, his eyes were still rigid and without any fluctuations. Jun Moxie discovered that this guy was able to cultivate to the point where even his eyes could change at any time and remain constant!

"Do you have to ask for the name? The name is just a sign, so why bother!" Jun Moxie looked at him helplessly: "How good is it to have a good drink? After drinking, you go yours, and I go mine, don't you?" Not happy?"

"Bullshit! You're both divine sense detection and backtracking, chasing after me, as annoying as a fly, is it just to have a drink with me? Do you think I'm stupid?" The man in black sternly sternly He scolded: "Don't play around with me, what's the purpose, just tell me!"

"Okay, okay, to be honest, why are you so loud and loud." Jun Moxie smiled sincerely, making a sincere gesture, and the expression on his face became extremely serious while smiling.

Although the man in black was indifferent, he couldn't help being aroused by him, and asked coldly, "What's the reason?"

Jun Moxie said with all his heart and lungs: "Actually, the real reason is Jiang Zidi: When I saw you for the first time, I realized that you were like a firefly in the darkness, emitting a glow that could not be concealed even in the extreme night." Dazzling light, although the world is full of people, but an outstanding man like you stands out from the crowd no matter where he goes, and is outstanding and independent; I really admire you... Your heroic appearance makes me feel dizzy, It makes me feel that if I can't invite you to drink this meal, it is a heinous and heinous sin. Even if I experience the deep remorse of Sansei III again, it can't make up for any kind of regret in my heart until my intestines are broken The kind of intense and heart-wrenching regret... So even though I don't have any money, I still resolutely want to buy you a drink..."

"Stop!" The indifference expression on the face of the man in black finally changed, and the aloof expression in his eyes, which was indifferent to all living beings, also finally fluctuated strangely. He raised his head, rolled his eyes and looked at the ceiling for a long time, as if he was about to faint, then shook his head twice, and then suddenly slapped the table: "You bastard! What the hell are you talking about? You Is it human speaking?"

"Didn't I make it clear enough? What I mean is...you and I are destined! Love for several lives. In the last life, I was a man and you were a woman..." Jun Moxie had a serious face,

Affectionately and affirmatively, the look in the eyes is full of sincerity and no doubt: "...you are my wife!"

"Fuck your mother! Why don't you die!" The man in black's thousands of years of self-cultivation disappeared instantly, his face became the color of the bottom of a pot in an instant, and his two hands on the table , a layer of goose bumps appeared at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the body that was originally as stable as a mountain trembled slightly. It seemed that it was a desolate night, and the cold was unbearable...

"I know you have doubts, but it's true." Jun Moxie said sadly: "If you still don't believe it, you can go to the underground and ask, although our relatives from the previous life are gone, but the soul is still there Yes; if you can ask, I believe they will definitely give you an affirmative answer! Then you should believe it?! My predestined person!"

to ask? I beat myself to death first and then ask?! Destined person? Shit is predestined! The man in black, who was about to collapse, held down the table with both hands, made a gesture of about to raise his arms, gritted his teeth, with flames in his eyes, and even gasped heavily, he said in a loud voice: "Boy, do you think this son is very funny? Do you know how to write dead characters?"

While talking, the blue veins on his forehead also throbbed, and there was a frenzied rage in his eyes!

It has been more than a thousand years, and it seems that no one has ever been able to anger himself to such an extent; no matter what time, he has maintained the elegant demeanor of the good son of Zhuoshi, even in the face of being chased and killed by the whole world. Without changing his face, he is detached and at ease, even if he is close to death, he is chic and calm, and does what he wants; but when he met this kid today, how could his mood be broken by a few words from him so rarely! How could my state of mind be so unstable! ?

However, what he said was really...disgusting...it seems like no one can bear it, right?

"Look at you...I said there is no purpose, you have to let me say it; but I really said...you don't believe it!" Jun Moxie spread his hands innocently: "Why are you so difficult to serve?"

As he said that, he winked: "Besides... even if I really have a purpose, do you think I'll tell you just because you ask? You seem to be a little too naive, even though naive people are cute , but it is very difficult to survive in such treacherous rivers and lakes. Although your strength is very good, it is not enough to deal with the weird and unpredictable rivers and lakes. You have to listen to me... "Jun Moxie taught earnestly and earnestly.

The man in black suddenly "suddenly" let out a long breath. This breath lasted for five minutes, and Jun Moxie, who was opposite him, stopped talking abruptly, his hair flew up, and his clothes fluttered like a fairy , it can be seen that the previous breath holding has reached the peak of the lung capacity of ordinary people, let alone unbearable...

Then he slammed the table again, and shouted: "Xiao Er! Why haven't the food and wine been served yet? Don't you want to go to the field to plant now?! Give me some speed! Are you trying to make me feel uncomfortable!"

He turned his head away and didn't even look at Jun Moxie, lest he see that nasty little white face again, he couldn't help but would rather risk his injury to aggravate the great danger of exposing his whereabouts, but also forcibly shoot, and take this kid's lively face Pull out the nasty tongue alive!

There is also some helplessness in my heart: I have lived for more than a thousand years, and I have never seen such a top-notch person! It's so fucking... irritating!

In the previous life, you were a woman and I was a man, and you were my wife... This son is really dependable! Just relying on me to live for more than a thousand years, is it enough for you to reincarnate in ten generations? !

The man in black rolled his eyelids weakly, and suddenly felt that it was a huge mistake to come out this time! If he had known that he would encounter such a superb product after he came out, then I would rather stay in the seal for another five hundred years...

"Hohohoho... Uh, this old brother." Jun Moxie laughed twice in a creepy voice, and said cheerfully: "May I ask Gao's name?"

"This old...brother!?" The man in black's face suddenly rose and was covered with black lines. He took a breath like a toothache, and tilted his head with his teeth cracked, with a cry In a tone of voice: "Do you fucking know how to speak human words? Even your ancestor's ancestor's ancestor's eighth-generation ancestor... is not qualified to call me a brother! Understand?!!!"

"Um, understand, I'm just an honorific title, why are you upset...then... this old man, how old are you this year?" Jun Moxie immediately changed his address, showing a kind-hearted demeanor.

The man in black leaned on the table, grabbed his hair with both hands, tore it twice, and moaned in pain in a voice that was almost weak and breathless: "Can you fucking shut up?! Don't speak How dare you die?!"

"Of course it's okay not to talk, so it won't involve life and death, right? Don't tell me you don't like the title of old brother, then little brother? Old brother? Old brother? Which one do you like better?...Don't look at me with such fierce eyes People, people's little heart is thumping and jumping...Actually, the food and wine made by this Danguanlou is very delicious. The last time I ate it, the taste...it's really delicious...The last time it was someone else Treating guests, eating is so satisfying, this time it's my turn to treat guests, but I didn't bring money..."

Jun Moxie said happily, smacked his lips in aftertaste, and suddenly asked: "Eh...Although it was agreed today that I will be the host...but you...really didn't bring any money? Money is just silver and copper coins. , um, gold is also fine... Really didn't bring it?"

The head of the man in black who was lying on the table slightly lifted, slammed on the table twice, and let out an extremely desolate sigh...

"It's okay...you don't have to suffer like this..." Jun Moxie patted his chest and comforted him: "Don't worry! Isn't it just a meal? Besides, forgetting to bring money is not a shameful thing, everyone has had this kind of thing Experience, I always say that I treat guests, they will not say that you eat for free, let me tell you, the last time I went..."

The man in black raised his head with tears streaming down his face, and looked at Young Master Jun in dismay. He seemed to be looking up from a high mountain, and suddenly grabbed Jun Moxie's hands, shook them vigorously, and said without tears: "Brother ...Can I call you brother? In my whole life...for more than 1,300 years, I have never convinced anyone, but today, I really convinced you...Can you just keep your mouth shut? Can you just shut up?! My dear brother!"

After talking about it, the man in black was already roaring hissingly there, smashing his forehead on the table with a "boom" while roaring... This kind of painful appearance, anyone who sees it, will feel oily However, I felt sympathy-this girl looks like she has been blasted by hundreds of mysterious beasts, and the mysterious beasts should be of the level and tonnage of bears, lions, tigers and elephants...

The sound was really too loud, and it was meal time at the moment, and immediately everyone on the first floor of the Guanguan Building turned their heads to look at this side, their eyes were burning, what does this mean, brother and brother, what's going on, what's going on? Still so big.

Jun Moxie gave a dry laugh, bowed apologetically, and explained: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry everyone, my brother has epilepsy, he's usually fine and normal..."

There was a voice of "Oh~~~" suddenly realized.

"You have epilepsy! Your whole family has epilepsy!" The man in black raised his arms, shouted in grief and indignation, his face was full of anger! A body trembling like a chrysanthemum in the wind...

I'm really out of breath...(!)