Part 2 Chapter 52 Super Oolong Incident!
Seeing that it was Tang Yuan's turn after two more people, Fatty Tang became nervous, and turned his fat and short neck to look around, but he was facing Tang Shangshu who was sitting on the Grand Master's chair!
Tang Shang's son was reluctant. So this time I stared at it all the way, for fear that he would escape halfway. Seeing him looking around now, I still don't know what he's thinking? He shouted in a low voice, "You kid, be honest with this old man!"
Fatty Tang shrank his neck, muttered a few words, and had no choice but to turn around. At this moment, I suddenly felt a churn in my stomach. With a loud grunt, his face turned pale. He turned his head again and cried, "I think..."
"You want a shit!" Tang Shangshu was furious, his eyes widened: "If you can't pass this time, the old man will break your legs when you go home! If you say one more nonsense now, the old man will interrupt you immediately. legs!"
Tang Yuan's face turned pale, and he sat down with his stomach covered. Gradually the feeling disappeared, and he was relieved a little.
He couldn't help but feel a little bitter in his heart. Didn't the medicine given by Jun Moxie just urge anger? Why does something seem wrong now? How did he know that what Jun Moxie said at the beginning was, 'Don't eat breakfast!' And Fatty Tang, under the wrong circumstances, pursued "Don't forget to eat breakfast!" These are two extremes, and they are completely screwed up...
In addition, he drank the big scoop of cold water just now, and the effect of the pill was neutralized, and it was even more powerful!
In terms of the results of today's comparison, it may be the same goal, but the process is...
There were whispers next to him. However, it was a boy from the Meng family who was talking to a candidate from the Song family: "Brother Song, do you know. Then, Mr. Zhu, how did you check it?"
"I, I, I don't know. But I heard that it will definitely be miserable after the inspection..." The boy surnamed Song whispered a little nervously.
"What's wrong?" Tang Yuan raised his voice and said, "Isn't it because Murong Qianjun has been out of character for a few months after the inspection? What's the matter? You can definitely stand it!" His face turned pale.
Tang Shangshu looked at him fiercely and interrupted Tang Yuan's rambling remarks, but he was complacent. It seemed that my son was enlightened and learned to attack his opponent, which was not worth my efforts.
Tang Yuan sat on the chair with peace of mind and waited. When he stopped talking, he felt a reaction in his stomach, and he twisted from side to side. It looked like maggots had grown under the **, and his face became even more weird. Seeing that he couldn't hold it in anymore; he couldn't stop cursing Jun Moxie in his heart, he gave Lao Tzu laxatives, and he actually said that it was a gas booster...
Just as I was about to rush to solve it desperately, a voice came from inside: "Next,
Don.
Tang Yuan's face suddenly turned green. She slumped in the chair and didn't move.
Tang Shang's book was somber, when he suddenly saw Fatty coming out again, he couldn't help but jumped up and shouted, "Nie Zha! When your name is called, I won't let Lao Ya go in!" He kicked up and kicked Tang Yuan's cock. Tang Yuan let out a strange cry, and fell in dancing...
As soon as Tang Yuan entered, he was led by a small eunuch, walked through the long corridor, and came to a small house. As soon as he entered, he felt cold. The thick curtains blocked the autumn sunlight, and Tang Yuan suddenly felt gloomy and cold all over his body. Especially the old eunuch on the opposite side, his face was as white as snow, his white robe was even more spotless, even his socks were white, and his eyebrows were even whiter. all over. No more second colors!
Tang Yuan suddenly remembered the legendary messenger, his whole body trembled, and miraculously, he felt that his stomach was not so uncomfortable..."
"Tang Wanli's grandson? Take it off." The old eunuch Zhu's name was very strange, Zhu Zhuzhu. Looking at the fat man, without the slightest emotion in his tone, his spotless right finger pointed to a snow-white white cloth spread on the ground in front of him: "Take off your clothes and stand on there."
If there is a beautiful woman in front of her. Fatty Tang is guaranteed to take off his clothes faster than anyone else. But the problem now is that the person in front of you is not a beauty, not only a beauty, not even a man! But a eunuch who is neither male nor female...
Fatty Tang has some psychological barriers. Diligently refused to take off.
That old man Zhu raised his eyebrows. Raising his eyes slightly, he snorted deeply, "Huh?!" He sat cross-legged on the chair and didn't move, but immediately an overwhelming pressure surged, and Fatty Tang's whole body felt like falling into an ice cave.
"Father-in-law, uh, can you... please... turn around first?" Fatty Tang's brows twitched, his hands clutching the belt.
"Take it off!" Eunuch Zhu rolled his eyelids coldly and said beyond doubt. Really cherish words like gold!
"Hurry up!" There was no politeness at all towards the eldest son of the Minister of the Ministry of Housing. "Oh." The fat man trembled. His stomach started to churn again, and as soon as he unbuttoned his belt, he turned around with a bitter face: "Father-in-law, can I go first..." Now Tang Yuan has given up, just follow the past, I'm about to have a pair of pants... …
"Humph!" The old eunuch Zhu seemed to be extremely reluctant to talk, his eyes flashed fiercely, his fingers slowly stretched out, suddenly blue light flashed on his fingers, and he snorted a few times, like a sword of blue light, and Fatty Tang's body was wide The robe fluttered like a butterfly, and in an instant, a cumbersome fat body appeared, and the huge belly was almost resting on the knees.
Fatty Tang let out a strange cry, wanting to cover his body with his hands. But he slapped it directly on his belly. It wasn't because the fat man had short hands, but because his belly was too big, he covered the target tightly.
Zhu Zhuzhu put his hands behind his back, stood up with a cold face, and walked off the seat with his hands behind his back. The snow-white figure fluttered and circled around Fatty Tang's body. His sharp eyes had already made Fatty Tang **. All parts outside have been explored.
"Raise your left hand and expose your armpit!" Zhu Zhuzhu coldly ordered, and Fatty Tang hurriedly followed suit. Although it was already autumn, the temperature in this room was still quite high, and even the body did not feel cold. But as the old eunuch Zhu approached, Fatty felt a sincere chill. It was a chill to the bone, and even the tumultuous stomach was forcibly restrained by the chill at this moment.
Zhu Zhuzhu stood three feet away, his eyes were as cold as electricity, and he kept ordering: "Raise your right hand!"
"With your hands, pick up your stomach and expose the bottom!"
"Put down, spread your legs, big fork!"
"..."
I don't know if I'm slowly getting used to the pressure of the old eunuch. The depressing effect of the chill gradually faded away. Tang Yuan's complexion became more and more sallow, and beads of sweat the size of soybeans dripped down, and the two trembled, really almost unable to hold back.
Zhu Zhuzhu, who was dressed in white over the snow, nodded with no expression on his face, and floated two steps closer. Coldly said: "Bend down and push your ** up!"
It's coming, it's finally coming! Tang Yuan wailed inwardly: I don't want to walk outside, uuuuuu, this old pervert! Unexpectedly, this young master still can't escape his clutches...
"Hurry up!" Zhu Zhuzhu urged coldly after he put his hands behind him.
Tang Yuan slowly bent down hesitantly, but he couldn't control it anymore, and he almost burst out. He also knew that if it was really turbulent, it would be a big deal, so he hurriedly stood up straight, reluctantly. hold back. If you try several times in a row, you can't bend anymore. If you bend again, you really can't bear it.
The old eunuch Zhu was furious, thinking that the fat man was deliberately making things wrong, he floated up, stepped directly on his fat neck, and pressed hard, Tang Yuan suddenly bent down 90 degrees. Immediately afterwards, Zhu Zhuzhu's two wooden sticks supported him on the left and right for a point. Then he leaned over slightly, frowned, and got closer, his eyes gathered, and Dingqing looked...
At this moment, Tang Yuan couldn't stand it any longer, his body shrank for a while, and he cried out in pain, only to hear "Pfft~~", the tragedy happened suddenly"
A stream of golden-colored objects burst out from the gap between Fatty's plump August 15th." At this time, Mr. Zhu was close at hand, and he never thought in his life that he would touch it. When it comes to this kind of thing, it's too late to dodge...
Outside. Tang Shangshu sat upright, what kind of identity he was. His own servant brought good tea as a tribute to the Forbidden Palace. He sips it slowly, while blowing the tea powder on the water, while waiting for the news of his son with confidence.
he knows. All the teenagers who come here will be conditioned by the old eunuch Zhu, but the physical examination must be qualified. What really needs to be fought is the financial and material resources of each family and the relationship between the inner court. And these, I believe that no one can beat him, the minister of households!
There were several other officials who were also sending their sons and nephews to check, and greeted him awkwardly, smiling dryly. Anyone can see that the Tang family is determined to be the commander-in-chief of the imperial guards in this forbidden palace. Most of the younger generation of my own family ran away this time.
Tang Shangshu snorted lightly in his nose, these people also want to fight with someone from Tang? Ha ha ha, that's ridiculous!
right at this moment
Suddenly, there was a loud roar from the inner room! The roar was filled with pain that was worse than death. Extreme remorse, extreme hatred! It was like a lifetime of perseverance turned into nothingness in an instant! Like a heart-piercing scream!
It was the voice of the old eunuch Zhu.
It was also a voice that was furious to the extreme: "Go away! Unqualified!" The four words sounded like four thunders. It exploded in the sky above Tianxiang City, and it was heard by more than ten million people at the same time. Everyone who heard it could hear the extreme resentment in this voice!
even. Jun Moxie, who was far away from Jun's house, also heard this sharp and special voice. He laughed so hard that he could not see his eyes. He proudly picked up the teapot, took a sip from the mouth of the teapot, slapped his thigh, and got up and turned a half circle. : "Fatty Tang! I didn't expect you to actually do it, you really deserve to be my Jun Moxie's future partner, praise! That's right. When did the tricks we do go wrong! "
Paused. Finally, he couldn't help laughing: "I really want to see how wonderful the old eunuch's face is now, how wonderful it is?" Jun Dashao still doesn't know how wonderful the current eunuch Zhu's face is now, yet to be revealed. Thousands of times more than what he thinks now...