Chapter 1810: Attacking the Sword Immortal Who Cannot Hear His Voice
Seeing his eagerness to try, Fengguang quickly took a few steps back while holding her chest, and changed her words to warn loudly: "If you dare to touch my breasts, I will fight you to the death!"
He blinked, "Are you going to duel with me?"
"Who wants to duel with you!?" Feng Guang shouted. She couldn't understand Nanke's thinking. Now... now she feels that if she understands, then she will become a psychopath. !
Nanke said calmly: "You said you wanted to fight me to the death."
"That's right!" Feng Guang couldn't help but blush again when she thought of what he said about edema on her chest. She looked around again, and saw that the villagers were quietly watching the developments here. Her face was especially high at this moment. Her face was hot, and she snorted at Nanke, "I don't want to talk to you anymore, just go and play by yourself!"
She turned around and ran into her room, slamming the door shut. It seemed she didn't plan to come out in a short time.
Nan Ke still didn't quite understand. He said, "What Wen Xiu said is indeed true. A woman's heart is as deep as the bottom of her heart."
"Village Chief, what you say here is overkill..." Wen Xiu held his job and walked over with a sense of vicissitudes of life, "I can tell you with the tone of someone who has experienced it, you can know the anger of the scenery girl without guessing. That’s why.”
Nanke asked curiously: "Why?"
"Because girls are thin-skinned." Wen Xiu quietly glanced at his wife who was taking Wen Wen to eat in the kitchen, then lowered his voice and said to Nan Ke: "Village chief, you don't know, as long as girls, this They are very thin-skinned, for example, sometimes they say they don’t want it, but they actually want it, but they are embarrassed to say yes, so they deliberately say irony.”
Nanke understood, "You mean... Miss Fengguang doesn't want me to reduce the swelling for her. In fact, she just wants it."
"Of course not!" Wen Xiu was afraid that Nanke was really going to "reduce the swelling", so he quickly said: "The girl's... can it be called edema? It should be... yes..."
Wen Xiu lowered his voice and said the word "chest" in Nanke's ear.
Nan Ke looked at Wen Xiu. He didn't need to lower his voice, "I know those are breasts."
He also had breasts, but they were just swollen.
Wen Xiu knew at a glance that Nan Ke didn't understand. He sighed and explained like a worried parent: "Those breasts are different from our men's breasts. Men's chests are hard, but women's breasts, Those are all soft.”
Speaking of the word "soft", Wen Xiu's tone started to rise, thinking that he had to have a good time with his mother-in-law tonight.
"Soft?" Nanke couldn't imagine it.
Wen Xiu coughed again, walked out of his charming imagination, and said steadily: "Village Chief, you haven't gotten married yet, so it's normal that you can't imagine it, but when you get married and touch a woman's body... then you Then you know the beauty of it.”
"The beauty?"
"A woman's body is softer and softer than our men, and her skin is smoother than ours..." Wen Xiu chuckled and said, "Village Chief, if you touch a woman's breasts, you will know that the so-called The edema...the touch is so unforgettable."
Linger... forget to return?
Nanke's eyes showed confusion.
At this time, a shoe hit Wen Xiu on the back of the head, and Wen Xiu let out an "ouch". At the same time, a woman yelled from the other side, "Damn it, Wen Xiu, what nonsense are you talking to the village chief!" "
"Hey, no, no..." Wen Xiu quickly denied, and then said to Nanke: "Village chief, my wife is angry, I have to go there."
After saying that, Wen Xiu ran over and didn't forget to pick up the shoes thrown by his wife on the ground. He ran to his wife and his ears were pinched immediately. Wen Xiu was much taller than women. He could obviously do it. He resisted, but he just put on a smile and said, "Madam, spare my life."
Nanke looked at it for a while, then turned and looked at the closed door, wondering what he was thinking.