Chapter 1311 Empress Nuwa, Her Buttocks Are Up

The law of insight is indeed powerful, and can see through all falsehoods.

The Law of Wind is also good, and its attack power is very good.

Looking at the remaining 200 points on the panel, Gao Fan continued to draw prizes.

After all, the other party was able to make small movements under the watchful eyes of Empress Nuwa, and it was definitely not ordinary trouble.

The more abilities, the greater Gao Fan's grasp.

"Ding! Congratulations on getting flat peach*1!"

"Ding! Congratulations on getting Life Fruit*1!"

"Ding! Congratulations on getting the Merit Pill*1!"

"Ding! Congratulations on getting a qi pill*1"

"..."

"Ding! Congratulations on getting the bloodline: One Punch Man (super mutant)!"

"Fusion!"

"Ding! The fusion is successful, the level is promoted, the current level is eternal 2 stars, the law of invincibility is obtained, the mutation effect is triggered, and the law of sound is obtained!"

Gao Fan murmured inwardly, his thoughts moved slightly,

The law of insight radiates instantly, seeing everything within a radius of tens of thousands of miles.

Right above the Nuwa Temple, there is also a Buddha with fat head and big ears and long hair coiled up, looking at the Nuwa Temple with a wretched face.

Seeing that guy with a twelfth grade lotus platform exuding an ancient aura on his head, Gao Fan knew the identity of this guy instantly.

Twelve-grade chaotic golden lotus is the magic weapon for the Western religion to guide Taoists.

The only ones who can use this magic weapon are Taoist Jieyin and Taoist Zhunti of the Western religion, but Gao Fan still doesn't know which one this person is.

At this moment, Gao Fan's mind was in turmoil, and a voice sounded in his mind,

The voice told him to recite a poem on the spot, even the content of the poem was written.

Gao Fan smiled calmly, planning to follow suit.

First, he played with Nvwa in obscene poetry, and then exposed the conspiracy of Western religion in front of Nvwa, and diverted the disaster to the west.

"Your Majesty?" Seeing that Gao Fan was still in a daze, Shang Rong couldn't help reminding him, and raised the incense stick in his hand even higher.

"Your Majesty, please offer incense to Empress Nuwa."

Gao Fan came back to his senses, pretending to be dull-eyed,

"Oh... first get me a pen, ink, paper and inkstone."

To act in a play is to do a full set, and it’s time to pay homage, which is a bit too fake.

"Ah?" Shang Rong was stunned for a moment, and didn't ask any further questions.

Although he didn't know what His Majesty was going to do, as a minister, he still had to satisfy His Majesty's request.

So Shang Rong asked his servants to bring pens, ink, paper and inkstone.

Gao Fan picked up the pen, a fox-like smile flashed across his face,

With a wave of his hand, a large line of characters was left on the eloquent paper:

Empress Nuwa, her ass is so sticky!

...

Inside Huoyun Cave, singing and dancing are peaceful and lively.

While enjoying the song and dance specially prepared by the Three Emperors for her, Nuwa was distracted by watching Gao Fan's every move in the Nuwa Temple.

As for the Three Emperors, they were bragging and beating, kneeling and licking the goddess by the way.

At this moment, they suddenly felt that the air in Huoyun Cave was much colder.

"What's the situation?" Fu Xi frowned slightly, "This Huoyun Cave is hot all year round, why..."

"Hush..." Xuanyuan signaled Fuxi to silence, looked at Nuwa,

"The cold breath is coming from Empress Nuwa, and it seems to be related to the place she is looking at now."

"Oh?" Fuxi showed doubts, "Let's see together, what is it that makes Empress Nuwa so angry."

Then, they saw the poem written by Gao Fan.

"puff!"

Shennong couldn't hold back a sip of the wine, and sprayed it out, spraying Fuxi all over his face.

Empress Nuwa, her ass is so sticky!

What a prostitute!

Fuxi wiped the wine off his face helplessly,

Shennong sprayed wine on his face, originally he wanted to get mad,

But thinking about it, Nuwa should be the most angry at this time, so he could only shake his head helplessly, and cast a bitter glance at Shennong.

"Di Xin, as a human emperor, how dare you insult me?" Nuwa was furious, crushing the wine glass in her hand,

Immediately, she turned around and looked at the Three Emperors, "Three Human Sovereigns, it's not that I, Nuwa, don't give you face,

You have also seen that it was he, Di Xin, who insulted me first! "

After all, the three emperors were all former human emperors, and Di Xin was also their descendant.

So if Nu Wa wanted to touch Di Xin, she naturally had to ask the Three Emperors what he meant.

The three emperors looked at each other in blank dismay, they all knew Nuwa's fiery temper.

At this moment, they dare not provoke them.

"Nuwa Empress, please do your own thing. The three of us have already retired, and we don't care about human affairs anymore." Fuxi waved his hands with a serious face.

"En!" Xuanyuan and Shennong nodded, that's right.

If Nuwa was not allowed to find Di Xin, she might have to demolish the Huoyun Cave.

After all, the last Lich Tribulation, the battle between the Lich Clan and the Monster Clan led to the destruction of the Lich Clan, and the great damage to the Lich Clan's vitality, which has not recovered until now.

A large part of the reason is Nuwa's violent temper.

"Thank you!" Nuwa didn't say any more, got up and left Huoyun Cave directly, heading towards Chaoge.

...

In Nuwa Temple,

Gao Fan looked at the sentence he wrote with satisfaction, and sighed secretly.

And Shang Rong stood aside, already dumbfounded

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Shang Rong never expected that Gao Fan would write such a poem that insulted Nuwa Empress.

He dragged his old body, knelt on the ground, kowtowed madly towards the statue of Nuwa,

"Nuwa Empress, please calm down, Nuwa Empress, please forgive me!"

And in the sky, Taoist Zhunti who was hiding under the twelfth-grade chaotic golden lotus was a little confused by the second monk.

What about Fat Four?

I remember that what I told Di Xin just now was not this poem!

at this moment,

Gao Fan turned around abruptly and left the Nuwa Temple,

Looking up at the empty sky, he shouted, "Who are you?

Why do you confuse my mind and let me write this obscenity in front of Empress Nuwa? "

Taoist Zhunti was stupefied, the chaotic golden lotus could even cover up the secret of heaven, but was seen through by the mere human emperor? This is so unscientific!

He wasn't sure if Gao Fan was deceiving him, so he simply remained still.

Gao Fan smiled coldly, waved his big hand, and the law of wind surged.

At the location where Zhunti was, there appeared a series of gangster winds with a terrifying black aura.

Around the gang wind, even the space was torn apart.

"Hold the grass!"

Zhunti was already dumbfounded, this power was definitely at the level of a saint.

Zhunti groaned secretly in the strong wind.

What's the matter?

Human Sovereign is just a mortal, how could he suddenly possess the power of a saint?

If he had known that Di Xin possessed the power of a saint, which son of a bitch would have troubled him.

Zhunti and Yingying, establishing a religion in the Western Paradise, did not need to be involved in this Conferred God Calamity.

But they have the same problem as Haotian Jade Emperor, that is, lack of manpower.

That's why they also wanted to take this opportunity to recruit people during the Conferred God Calamity.

Saints generally don't take action, they are most afraid of getting involved in karma.

After all, Nu Wa is a lesson from the past.

Nuwa, as a great sage at the same time as Pangu, possessed double immeasurable merits of creating man and mending the sky,

Originally, in this era, she and Hongjun should be in charge of the world together.