No Jokes Here

Chapter 318 Reward for the Good, Punish the Evil with Prudence! Awful!

After a brief exchange with Shuguang, Lin Qianan left this alien space with the "Flying Noodle God".

Dawn still has a mission and can't stay for a long time. The Flying Noodle God has already arrived, and the other party is also a sixth-level existence. Although only a part of it has arrived now, Lin Qianan can't do it if he wants to send it back.

However, it seems that this guy does not have any ambitions or the like, and it may not necessarily be possible to win over to become an ally on his side.

So Lin Qianan planned to take him back to Xuanguo to find Wang Jian and them to inquire about the situation.

Inside the Dragon Group headquarters.

Wang Jian looked at Lin Qian'an who had a noodle monster on his shoulder with a puzzled expression.

"This is?" Wang Jian asked.

"It's the Flying Noodle God!" Lin Qianan said while holding Xiao Jiu and pointing to his right shoulder.

"You can be a bit brief. My official name is "Flying Mian God", which will facilitate future communication." A mouth grew out of the dough, and he opened his mouth to correct.

"Then, this Flying Mian God, can you explain the situation?" Wang Jian asked aloud.

"That's a long story," Fei Mian said.

"Then make a long story short." Lin Qianan interrupted.

"Okay then!" Fei Mian showed a helpless expression and said, "Simply put, I was born out of an illusory story, and I was drinking beer and watching TV shows happily in my own paradise. Believers use rituals to let me come and rule the world or something, my sect has no such teaching at all."

"Then you came? Can't you refuse?" Wang Jian asked suspiciously.

"Rejection? What right do you think I have to refuse? I was born based on your human beings, and naturally I have to follow the corresponding rules." Having said that, Fei Mian suddenly stagnated, paused and said: "In short, you It is enough to understand that it is some force majeure.”

Hearing this, Lin Qian'an narrowed his eyes slightly, feeling that his words revealed some hidden secrets.

"What are your plans now?" Wang Jian asked.

"Find me a place where I can continue to drink and watch TV. If you need help, I can do my best, but let's talk about it first, I will never participate in the war, this is the bottom line!!" Fei Mian said sound.

Lin Qian'an and Wang Jian looked at each other, as if they already understood each other's thoughts.

As a result, Lin Qian'an became the caretaker of Flying Mian and took him directly back to the apartment.

After returning to the apartment, Fei Mian's expression seemed a little strange.

"Anyway, you are an existence who is about to become the main god, and you usually live in such a place? In your words, isn't it too shabby?" Fei Mian said with disgust.

"Do you think there is a difference between me living here and living in the temple? Will they despise me because of this?" Lin Qianan asked rhetorically.

"Indeed, your strength has made you not need to care about these details." Fei Mian jumped on the sofa in the living room, then stretched out a noodle and swayed in front of the TV, and the TV was turned on in an instant, and the TV series was played. .

He even put two noodles into his hands behind his head, how leisurely he should be.

"啾啾啾~!" Xiao Chiu let out an angry cry.

"What? I took your place? I'm a guest, how can you care about me?" said Fei Mian.

"啾啾啾~!" Xiao Chiu was unrelenting, and flew directly to the sofa and was about to peck the face.

Seeing this, Fei Mian quickly appeared on Lin Qian'an's shoulder and said, "You goddess has such a big temper."

"I still have a bedroom, you can live there!" Lin Qianan shook his head, and brought Fei Mian to another vacant bedroom.

Since it has not been used, there is nothing in this bedroom except a bed and a cabinet.

However, Lin Qian'an just thought about it, and in the bedroom, a projection cloth covering the entire wall and a corresponding modern equipment appeared out of thin air.

"Compared to my heaven, it's a little bit worse, but as you please, so be it!" Fei Mian sighed.

"If you have any requirements, just ask. As long as it's not too difficult, I think I should be able to do it." Lin Qian'an said.

After speaking, Lin Qianan wanted to turn around and leave.

"Wait!" Flying Mian stopped Lin Qian'an, and said in Lin Qian'an's puzzled expression, "Where's the beer?"

Lin Qianan raised his eyebrows and asked, "Are you sure you want to drink beer?"

"Who doesn't have a hobby yet?" Fei Mian asked back.

"Can't you make it yourself?" Lin Qianan said tentatively: "Although your arrival is incomplete, you should have mastered some of the mighty power of creation, right?"

"Then there will be no soul." Fei Mian shook his head and said, "I like to drink beer made by others, and the stories in it are the key."

Lin Qian'an's eyes twitched, he built a wine rack directly on the wall, and then gave it a miracle of space, and bottles of beer were born from it, and then Lin Qian'an gave these beers an infinite miracle, making them never drink. Finish.

"I like to drink or not." Lin Qianan said angrily.

After speaking, he disappeared into the room.

Looking at the wine rack in the bedroom, Fei Mian said helplessly: "Forget it, let's do it!"

After he finished speaking, he stretched out a noodle and pulled it, and the TV series he liked to watch began to play on the projection cloth.

On the other side, Lin Qianan, who was comforting Xiao Jiu in the living room, narrowed his eyes slightly.

He already knew what Flying Mian's abilities were.

Through the concept of "adaptation", Lin Qianan directly adapted to the conceptual power of the flying surface from his previous contacts.

Its name is [Guide].

As the name implies, He can direct everything to happen.

This seems to be a causal type of ability, but also contains the specificity of conceptual power.

For example, Fei Mian used the ability twice before to play TV series.

During its guidance, the TV just happened to malfunction, so it was turned on directly, and then it happened to automatically play the corresponding TV series to him.

Everything seemed to be an accident, but these accidents were born under His guidance.

Flying Mian should have also noticed that Lin Qianan used his conceptual ability to adapt to his power, but he not only did not refuse, but even took the initiative to show it to allow Lin Qianan to adapt.

what is this?

Actively show weakness?

Shaking his head, Lin Qianan didn't think too much about this issue, but went back to the bedroom and continued to watch the news.

For him, a lot of things can actually be known by changing his mind, but if he does that, Lin Qianan will feel that he has entered a boring time for a long time.

However, if this is the case, it is difficult for Lin Qianan to pass the time now.

Cultivation is meaningless to him now.

Because with the little power he has improved through cultivation, he has not even gained as much power passively as now.

The elixir refined before, in the eyes of Lin Qianan now, actually has no meaning.

Even an ordinary elixir can be instantly transformed into a powerful elixir as long as he endows it with a miraculous glow.

Level 6 is a huge watershed. After passing this level, you have mastered the power of concepts. Since then, matter, information, and energy seem to be no longer important.

This is another world.

For Lin Qian'an, it was as if he had suddenly changed from a player to a GM.

This realm has really begun to show signs of omnipotence.

Under the blessing of this powerful power, Lin Qianan gradually began to feel bored with everything.

He had to figure out a way to limit his power a little to gain some interest.

Flying Mian seems to do the same.

He can obviously generate beer from energy directly through [Guide], but he will not do such a thing.

Drinking beer and watching TV doesn't seem to mean much to him, but he just enjoys it.

December 21st.

After Lin Qian'an sent some technologies obtained from the "Pioneer" game to the Dragon Group, he returned to his residence and began to continue to be an otaku.

He was sitting on the sofa in the living room, playing Xiao Jiu while watching the situation in the Wanjie Zhengdao chat group.

Because everything in reality is too boring, he suddenly fell in love with the water group recently.

The friends in the Wanjie Zhengdao chat group are all in different worlds. Lin Qianan can't understand it clearly, so he is naturally full of interest.

Louise Siti [Level 2]: [Picture] The potion of flames failed to refine again, it's just a Level 2 potion! !

Katherina Zeman [Level 3]: Laugh~!

Ah Huo [Level 5]: Stupid mortal.

This unicorn in the group will become the topic terminator every time.

Because it always likes to ridicule, and its cultivation base is a bit high, so that the group members dare not refute it, so under normal circumstances, it can only be regarded as non-existent.

Novelist (Administrator) [Level 5]: x-on:Louis Siti, I've been bored lately, you can take it to me, and I'll help you refine it.

Louise Siti [Secondary]: Boss, are you kidding me? Do you know how to make it?

Nima Aramburu: The big novelist has come to the water group! !

Novelist (Administrator) [Level 5]: No kidding, just give it to me. I still have some research on potions.

Louise Siti [Secondary]: Thank you, boss, please! !

Immediately, Lin Qianan received a red envelope from Louise Siti.

He wanted to see if the miracle he had bestowed would still take effect in another world.

After the red envelope was opened, there were some miscellaneous magic materials. Lin Qianan glanced at it and learned the information contained in it through the "miracle of understanding". He even knew the information about the creatures and locations that had been in contact with them before, and he knew it instantly. There are tens of thousands of potion types that can be configured.

It's such an exaggeration!

That is to say, Lin Qian'an did not continue to analyze it, otherwise he might be able to clean up the soil composition and air composition of the opposite world.

With a thought, these potions began to fuse directly out of thin air.

Then it turned directly into the flame potion that Louise Siti wanted to refine.

It looks like a red liquid burning like a flame.

The effect of this thing is also very simple, that is, after drinking it, it can strengthen the perception of fire element in a short time, and strengthen the power of using fire magic.

Lin Qian'an's refining is the method of refining witch medicine, so the effect is basically the same.

But just like this, Lin Qianan felt that he could not reflect his own level, so a colorful glow flashed, and this magic potion of flame was endowed with the "miracle of flame magic".

This miracle can be regarded as strengthening the original effect of the potion.

However, when using miracles, Lin Qian'an did not restrain himself, and directly and completely used the power of the concept of miracles with his own strength.

Immediately, Lin Qianan looked at the consequences of drinking the potion.

Then Lin Qian'an discovered that after drinking this potion, it could turn people into the incarnation of the god of fire almost instantly, and the perception of the fire element was directly full, and then the power of using fire magic was also enhanced to Helin The current energy level of Qian'an is comparable.

It is equivalent to directly creating a fifth-level invincible fire magician.

This is the horror of conceptual power.

After becoming the sixth level, the existence below the sixth level is not even as good as the ants.

For the sixth-level powerhouse, a large number of existences beyond the fifth-level can be easily created.

This is even more exaggerated than all ants under the fifth level.

Lin Qian'an raised his eyebrows, feeling that it would be inappropriate to send this potion to him.

Compared with ordinary creatures, his current level of life has surpassed too much.

Every move has the potential to have a huge impact on other worlds.

Lin Qianan thought of a sentence to correspond to his current situation.

Kindness is rewarded, evil is punished!

Shaking his head, Lin Qianan directly took back the miracle on the potion with a wave of his hand, and replaced it with a miracle with only a slight increase and sent it back to Louise Siti.

Louise Siti didn't know that she almost had the opportunity to directly climb to the sky and become a powerhouse at the peak of the fifth level.

But when she saw the potion, she couldn't help showing a surprised expression.

How difficult is the refining of potions?

Besides, this is a second-order potion.

Such a fineness, I am afraid that even a master-level pharmacist cannot refine it.

Immediately, Louise Siti thanked Lin Qianan in the chat group.

Louise Siti [Tier 2]: Thank you for your help, the potion is very good [picture]! !

Novelist (Administrator) [Tier 5]: It's good if you can use it.

After seeing Louise Siti's reply and the pictures sent, Lin Qianan probably understood the situation.

The power of miracles should also be used in other worlds, and will not lose its effect due to cross-border.

Ah Huo [Level 5]: [Pick nose], Immortal Venerable, to condescend to refine these rubbish medicines for mortal monks, shame.

[Ahuo has been silenced by the administrator novelist for ten minutes. ]

Zhong Tong [Level 2]: [Smile].

Jing Liangru [Level 3]: [Smile].

Guan Yi [Level 2]: [Smile].

Louise Siti [Level 2]: [Smiles].

A series of smiling expressions have already explained the psychology of the group members at this time.

Ah Huo likes to be a gangster and ridicule in the group when he has nothing to do. If it weren't for his strength, the group members would have started spraying.

To say that it has any bad thoughts, it is not enough, it is the feeling of a child's xinxing, which is not mature enough.

Ten minutes passed quickly, and Ah Huo directly issued a declaration of challenge to Lin Qianan.

Ah Huo [Level 5]: x-on:Novelist, is it forbidden to speak, right? ! Come fight, if you lose, the administrator will give it to me, and if I lose, I will be your mount for two days! ! !

Lin Qianan had no idea at first, but after seeing the bet, he suddenly became interested.

Novelist (Administrator) [Level 5]: Are you sure?

Ah Huo on the other side couldn't help but be stunned, but he thought about it carefully, he is one of the five sacred beasts in the Profound Sky Realm, with extraordinary talent and strength at the ceiling level, there is no reason to lose to a human race of the same level The monk is, so he answered decisively.

Ah Huo [Level 5]: Don't you dare?

Novelist (Administrator) [Level 5]: x-on:正道leader, can you notarize it?

Leader of the Right Way (group owner) [Level 4]: Cough, then I will reluctantly notarize it! If the novelist loses, I will transfer his administrator rights to Ah Huo.

Katherina Zeman [Level 3]: [Eat melons and watch a play]! !

Gan Yan [Level 2]: [Eat melons and watch a play]! !

Guan Yi [Level 2]: [Eat melons and watch a play]! !

Novelist (Administrator) [Level 5]: x-on:Ahuo, invite me!

Ah Huo [Level 5]: Accept! !

Following Ah Huo's words, a prompt appeared.

[Group member Ah Huo invites you to enter his world. ]

Lin Qianan directly chose OK.

In the next instant, a space force acted on Lin Qian'an.

Unlike the previous ones, which were almost impossible to resist, this time Lin Qianan felt that his [adaptation] concept ability was beginning to adapt to this space force. As long as he wanted to, he could even directly fight against this force.

Lin Qian'an knew clearly that the details of this chat group were probably the sixth-level meme.

Letting go of the resistance, Lin Qianan immediately went to the world where Ah Huo was.

At this time, Lin Qianan found himself in a huge hot valley, and in front of him was a scarlet unicorn with a body size of about ten feet.

That is Ah Huo.

"It looks pretty good, I shouldn't lose face as a mount." Lin Qianan smiled.

"Stupid, when I get administrator privileges, I will permanently ban you, so that you can never be in the water group!!!" Ah Huo retorted.

In the chat group, the live broadcast has been opened.

They are from the perspectives of Lin Qian'an and Ah Huo.

The group members heatedly debated who would win the battle in the end.

Louise Siti [Level 2]: The novelist must win! !

Xiao Zhengchu [Level 4]: Ah Huo is a divine beast raised by nature. Although the novelist is powerful, I don't think it is easy to win!

Mugul Sarkar [Level 3]: Just watch a play. What can you understand about this level of battle?

Inez Garces [Level 4]: Level 5! In my world, it should be on the same level as the true god who exalted the kingdom of God and established the truth of the true god. I didn't expect that I would be able to see a day when they would fight! !

On the other side, after Lin Qian'an and Ah Huo threw two taunts at each other, they were ready to shoot.

"Go outside the realm!"

After Ah Huo left a voice, his figure turned into a red fire, and shot straight into the sky.

The corners of Lin Qian'an's mouth twitched, and he took a step forward, suddenly appearing in the extraterritorial world.

The world where Ah Huo lives is not a starry sky, nor a chaotic void, but a vast and empty space.

Under Lin Qian'an's perception, he knew the situation of this space. This is a world that is still evolving, but the substances in it are still evolving and have not appeared.

At this time, Ah Huo's figure also rushed out of the world and came to Lin Qian'an's side.

"It's so slow, you can't run fast. If you are a mount, you need to practice your professional skills better!" Lin Qianan said with a smile.

Ah Huo bared his teeth, and without saying a word, he turned into a firelight and rushed towards Lin Qian'an.

On the other hand, in Lin Qian'an's perspective, time was almost frozen. He quickly parsed the information about Ah Huo, and in a flash, he had already parsed the rules of the avenue mastered by Ah Huo.

At the moment Ah Huo was about to hit Lin Qian'an, Lin Qian'an stretched out his hand and pressed it on Ah Huo's head.

The terrifying power instantly dissipated into nothingness.

Ah Huo was in disbelief, but he didn't expect Lin Qian'an to simply put out a hand and stop him.

"That's it?" Lin Qianan raised his eyebrows.

"Still early!!"

When the sound fell, Ah Huo's figure suddenly became larger, and the hot Zhen Yan ignited all the thousands of kilometers in a radius. The terrifying power made this space unbearably distorted.

In front of Ah Huo at this time, Lin Qian'an seemed inferior to an ant.

However, Lin Qian'an was not nervous because of this. He smiled slightly, the rules of chaos in his body were running, and his appearance had also changed.

At this time, Lin Qian'an has also directly changed into the form of Ah Huo, and not only the appearance, but also the rules of the avenue mastered by Ah Huo are also simulated.

In the extraterritorial void, two huge unicorns confronted each other, and the terrifying Zhen Yan made the space distorted.

Ah Huo was surprised and puzzled: "This is impossible!!"

"Do you believe it is even more impossible?" Lin Qianan said.

After the sound fell, Lin Qianan directly opened his mouth and spat out a red flame.

Ah Huo in turn spit out a real flame at Lin Qian'an, the two real flames collided with each other, the space shattered, and the real flame was drawn out of the world.

Inside the Profound Sky Realm.

The other four holy beasts sensed the energy that erupted outside the domain, and they couldn't help but wonder about it.

"What's the matter? That silly unicorn is not guarding the holy fire in the Qilin Valley, so what is going on outside the realm?"

"No, it seems to be the breath of two unicorns? Could it be that heaven and earth have given birth to another unicorn holy beast?"

"It's strange, the two breaths are almost the same!!"

"I'll go check the situation!!"

As a result, the four holy beasts rose into the sky and went straight to the outside world.

In addition to these four holy beasts, several immortals from this realm have also been attracted by this battle and quietly came to the realm to fight.

"Look at the paws~!"

The sound of Ah Huo fell, and a paw swept towards Lin Qian'an.

"Look at the paws~!"

Not to be outdone, Lin Qianan also swept back with one claws.

"Look at the corner!"

"Look at the corner!"

"Sweep the tail!"

"Sweep the tail!"

The movements of the two unicorns were almost identical, and everyone in the chat group, as well as the sacred beasts and immortals of the Profound Sky Realm, were all speechless.

They couldn't tell who was who.

"Look at my unicorn!"

"I am also a unicorn!"

The two Zhenyans collided with each other, but they did not hurt each other's hair.

Finally, Ah Huo couldn't take it anymore, it stopped and said, "Can you stop imitating me?"

Lin Qianan also replied: "Okay!"

"Really?" Ah Huo was a little afraid to believe.

"of course it's true."

As Lin Qianan spoke, he had already changed back to his original appearance.

On the one hand, he became Ah Huo to try his current Chaos Dao, and on the other hand, he just found it interesting to play with him.

Those holy beasts who saw this scene were taken aback, but they didn't expect that the other unicorn holy beast was actually transformed by a human race with supernatural powers.

And the expressions of those Immortal Venerables are changing, and they don't know what kind of magical powers can actually turn people into holy beasts.

"I want to see how you can fight me like this!!"

Ah Huo thought he had found an opportunity, and slapped Lin Qian'an with a paw.

Boom~!

Under the claws, the void shattered, and Lin Qianan under the claws seemed to be in danger.

However, this claw could no longer move when it was three feet away from Lin Qian'an.

Even the broken space has been frozen.

Lin Qianan's figure flashed and appeared in front of Ah Huo's forehead. Looking at Ah Huo's terrified expression, his right palm stretched out and gradually became larger, until it was comparable to Ah Huo's head. Ann's index finger and thumb were clasped together, and they flicked out fiercely.

Bang~!

Ah Huo's figure was instantly shot and flew out for thousands of miles.

This memory collapse is estimated to be enough for him to have a long memory.

In the chat group, the group members who saw this scene covered their foreheads unconsciously.

Long Yi (Administrator) [Level 5]: Miserable!

Zhong Tong [Level 2]: Miserable!

Louise Siti [Level 2]: Miserable!

Righteous Leader (Group Leader) [Level 4]: Miserable!

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