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Bankruptcy, divorce, wife’s betrayal! 35-year-old Yang Hao suffered a triple blow! However, in a desperate situation, he inherited the property in the game "Monopoly". From then on, he became famous! Ex-wife begging for reconciliation? Sorry, you won’t accompany me when the sun sets, but who are you when I come back? You feel tired when we share the joys and sorrows, and you don’t deserve the glory and wealth! !

Doomsday comes, and human beings enter the heavenly world. Ten years later, Yang Chen, who was betrayed tragically, returned strongly with the Tianyu bug. In this life, he vowed to make the betrayal pay the price. He has a powerful bug bonus, just like an open hang. Frightened to hear…

The universe changes, games and weirdness come to reality, monsters are rampant, secret realms, and dungeons. There are countless horrors, and the myriad races outside the Nine Provinces are eyeing them covetously. This is an era of job transfer for all people. Only by becoming a professional, upgrading and becoming stronger can you participate in the great struggle in this world. Cao Xiaochun, who traveled through time, awakened the only hidden profession on the day of job transfer: Gu Master. But this profession is recognized as the weakest profession in the world. The strength is not as good as that of a warrior, the magic power is not as good as that of a mage, and the physical fitness is not as good as that of a priest. It is definitely a scumbag profession. Fortunately, Cao Xiaochun awakened the God-level Gu Master system. With the assistance of the system, Cao Xiaochun has embarked on an invincible journey since then. "Gu Master is obviously a powerful profession with high light and righteousness, so the name of the Demon Refining Heavenly Venerable given to me by the myriad races is all rumors!" "The King of Light, right? I still lack one material in this moment, so please go to Danghun Mountain today!" When Cao Xiaochun swept everything with his Gu insects, the whole time and space trembled. Gu Master is the weakest profession? Gods are all my Gu-making materials, okay?

This is a cruel era. The advent of the war game stipulates that every race in the myriad planes must become a game lord after adulthood and join the meat grinder of the war of all races. However, Gao Qiang looked at his territory type and fell into deep thought. [Fallen Empire] [This empire stood at the top long before any known country. They once had everything, they once knew everything, until they got tired of everything and became lazy and decadent. But! They are powerful, they are extreme, they despise everything. When the ants proudly raise their heads, who... is ready to touch the scales of this sleeping dragon first? ] [Effect 1: At the beginning of each game, your empire will have all the technologies that can be researched in this game. ] [Effect 2: At the beginning of each game, you will get an ancient legacy unit with combat power equivalent to the top combat power of this game. 】 【Effect 3: At the beginning of each game, your territory will have a minimum history of 10,000 years. 】 【Effect 4: At the beginning of each game, you will have a map/star map containing all the terrain/cave/miracles in this game. 】 【Effect 5......】 Until that day, the demon from the hell dimension was crushed by the devil just because of a curse at Gao Qiang. Pointing at Gao Qiang, the devil said in a trembling voice: "You, why did you provoke him!!!"

Production team: Look, this is a person chosen by the eternal gods. You have to taint her heart and destroy her faith! Isn't it easy? Moen: Wow, such a free game! Watch me operate it! Ending: The evil old god has died, but the new goddess has lost her king. Production team: .....You may have misunderstood what I meant. I meant to kill her, to stab her heart with a knife! Do you understand? Okay, let's look at the next one. This is a noble princess who is about to become the sole ruler of this country. Your goal is to kill her and overthrow this crumbling empire! Simple, right? Moen: Kill her with a knife, right? Don't worry, I will kill her with a knife! Ending: The empire is revived, and the queen closes her heart. ..... After repeating this several times. Production team: ??? I mean to attack! Kill! Kill them and trample on everything they have! It's not the kind of attack that makes you find ways to help them take the throne and then attack them in front of their death! Production team: Forget it, just wait and see, you will regret it! Moen: Hahahaha, wait and see, can you still sue me for playing the game according to my own ideas? Production team: Haha, they are real. Moen: Huh? !

【Dataization】【Dungeon Dungeon】【Character Tower Defense】 The blue star where monsters invaded, the exotic land where all races coexist Teenager Li Pu was accidentally blinded and also acquired special abilities “You are already dead.” “Nani?” After 3 seconds, the enemy explodes in place.

Ye Yun lives in a world of revived spiritual energy, where human warriors and beast monsters fight against each other. One day, Ye Yun woke up and found that the world he was in had turned into a real game world! What others saw as normal monsters had entries in his eyes! [Name: Star Devourer Quality: Super Elite Health: 32% Note: If a wounded Devourer is killed, 100% of the Devourer's innate skills will be exploded, Devour! ] Not only Devourers, but also various items and skills, Ye Yun can see detailed entries! Moreover! He even has a full-level explosion rate! Killing a weak mosquito can explode cultivation and attribute points! If you want cultivation, just kill monsters to explode! If you want skills, you can also kill monsters to explode! If you want treasures, you will explode more! In the real game world, Ye Yun can kill monsters to explode whatever he wants! One day, he even exploded a fragment! [Name: Fight! Note: A piece of the legendary magical skill, "Pin Dao Dao", collect the three characters of "Pin Dao Dao" to obtain the magical skill of being able to kill! 】

"There are nine categories of art, and I will recreate them all before you." "My name is the God of Fiction, and I control all the dreams in this universe... Now choose from the nine arts." "If you choose literature, you are not allowed to rush for updates." “Choose music and you will be addicted to it.” "Choose painting and you will go crazy." "Choose sculpture and you will become as handsome as the sculpture." "...." "Choose a game...Oh my friend, do you need to recharge? Once you recharge, you will be happy for seven days!"

On this day, Lin Fan and the saint wore each other souls, and later discovered that they could cross each other infinitely. On this day, Lin Fan returned from traveling, only to find that he had become an immortal! What should I do if I suddenly become an immortal? Waiting online, very anxious.

Yang Yiqi's Galaxy Technology System relied on the system's reward funds to acquire shares of Qingtian Technology, and slapped the rich second generation in the face, gaining a former beautiful CEO assistant. Through a piece of black technology, a super business empire has been achieved. One hundred million? That's my pocket money for a minute.

Zhou Ran: I said so! When Zhou Ran was playing a text-based running game called "Pokémon World", he discovered that the rewards obtained in the game could actually be brought to reality? —— A few years later, the president of the Gym Federation, the new leader of the Rainbow Rockets, the honorary elf doctor, the world championship champion, the man who conquered the legendary elf... Zhou Ran, the legendary trainer known as the ‘Blessed One’, spoke sincerely when facing the press conference. "I started out just playing a game." "I thought I would lose my ambition by playing with things, but I didn't expect that I would become a master trainer just by playing around." "This game is absolutely poisonous!"

I had a dungeon as soon as I crossed it. If you want to live a better life, you have to change the existing operating model, so Lot, who is watching the adventures in the city live, is trying to improve the facility plan. Unconsciously, the bustling underground entertainment city entered people’s vision and gradually changed their way of life. In the end, it became the blissful pure land that the whole world yearned for. — Peer: “The one in charge, come out for me!” Lot: “What’s so angry?” Companion: “Your monsters have robbed all human beings!!” Lott: “Adventurers come whenever they want. There is nothing to grab anyone.” Companion: “No! I want you to apologize, or you will burn your shop!” Lott: “Are you here to fight sincerely?” Peer: “Hmph! The Four King Kong I trained myself can be called the best of the cows!” Lott: “They are all with me, and your wife is there.” Peer: “…”