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The universe changes, games and weirdness come to reality, monsters are rampant, secret realms, and dungeons. There are countless horrors, and the myriad races outside the Nine Provinces are eyeing them covetously. This is an era of job transfer for all people. Only by becoming a professional, upgrading and becoming stronger can you participate in the great struggle in this world. Cao Xiaochun, who traveled through time, awakened the only hidden profession on the day of job transfer: Gu Master. But this profession is recognized as the weakest profession in the world. The strength is not as good as that of a warrior, the magic power is not as good as that of a mage, and the physical fitness is not as good as that of a priest. It is definitely a scumbag profession. Fortunately, Cao Xiaochun awakened the God-level Gu Master system. With the assistance of the system, Cao Xiaochun has embarked on an invincible journey since then. "Gu Master is obviously a powerful profession with high light and righteousness, so the name of the Demon Refining Heavenly Venerable given to me by the myriad races is all rumors!" "The King of Light, right? I still lack one material in this moment, so please go to Danghun Mountain today!" When Cao Xiaochun swept everything with his Gu insects, the whole time and space trembled. Gu Master is the weakest profession? Gods are all my Gu-making materials, okay?

Ye Yun lives in a world of revived spiritual energy, where human warriors and beast monsters fight against each other. One day, Ye Yun woke up and found that the world he was in had turned into a real game world! What others saw as normal monsters had entries in his eyes! [Name: Star Devourer Quality: Super Elite Health: 32% Note: If a wounded Devourer is killed, 100% of the Devourer's innate skills will be exploded, Devour! ] Not only Devourers, but also various items and skills, Ye Yun can see detailed entries! Moreover! He even has a full-level explosion rate! Killing a weak mosquito can explode cultivation and attribute points! If you want cultivation, just kill monsters to explode! If you want skills, you can also kill monsters to explode! If you want treasures, you will explode more! In the real game world, Ye Yun can kill monsters to explode whatever he wants! One day, he even exploded a fragment! [Name: Fight! Note: A piece of the legendary magical skill, "Pin Dao Dao", collect the three characters of "Pin Dao Dao" to obtain the magical skill of being able to kill! 】

This is a cruel era. The advent of the war game stipulates that every race in the myriad planes must become a game lord after adulthood and join the meat grinder of the war of all races. However, Gao Qiang looked at his territory type and fell into deep thought. [Fallen Empire] [This empire stood at the top long before any known country. They once had everything, they once knew everything, until they got tired of everything and became lazy and decadent. But! They are powerful, they are extreme, they despise everything. When the ants proudly raise their heads, who... is ready to touch the scales of this sleeping dragon first? ] [Effect 1: At the beginning of each game, your empire will have all the technologies that can be researched in this game. ] [Effect 2: At the beginning of each game, you will get an ancient legacy unit with combat power equivalent to the top combat power of this game. 】 【Effect 3: At the beginning of each game, your territory will have a minimum history of 10,000 years. 】 【Effect 4: At the beginning of each game, you will have a map/star map containing all the terrain/cave/miracles in this game. 】 【Effect 5......】 Until that day, the demon from the hell dimension was crushed by the devil just because of a curse at Gao Qiang. Pointing at Gao Qiang, the devil said in a trembling voice: "You, why did you provoke him!!!"

Doomsday comes, and human beings enter the heavenly world. Ten years later, Yang Chen, who was betrayed tragically, returned strongly with the Tianyu bug. In this life, he vowed to make the betrayal pay the price. He has a powerful bug bonus, just like an open hang. Frightened to hear…

Bankruptcy, divorce, wife’s betrayal! 35-year-old Yang Hao suffered a triple blow! However, in a desperate situation, he inherited the property in the game "Monopoly". From then on, he became famous! Ex-wife begging for reconciliation? Sorry, you won’t accompany me when the sun sets, but who are you when I come back? You feel tired when we share the joys and sorrows, and you don’t deserve the glory and wealth! !

【Dataization】【Dungeon Dungeon】【Character Tower Defense】 The blue star where monsters invaded, the exotic land where all races coexist Teenager Li Pu was accidentally blinded and also acquired special abilities “You are already dead.” “Nani?” After 3 seconds, the enemy explodes in place.

Production team: Look, this is a person chosen by the eternal gods. You have to taint her heart and destroy her faith! Isn't it easy? Moen: Wow, such a free game! Watch me operate it! Ending: The evil old god has died, but the new goddess has lost her king. Production team: .....You may have misunderstood what I meant. I meant to kill her, to stab her heart with a knife! Do you understand? Okay, let's look at the next one. This is a noble princess who is about to become the sole ruler of this country. Your goal is to kill her and overthrow this crumbling empire! Simple, right? Moen: Kill her with a knife, right? Don't worry, I will kill her with a knife! Ending: The empire is revived, and the queen closes her heart. ..... After repeating this several times. Production team: ??? I mean to attack! Kill! Kill them and trample on everything they have! It's not the kind of attack that makes you find ways to help them take the throne and then attack them in front of their death! Production team: Forget it, just wait and see, you will regret it! Moen: Hahahaha, wait and see, can you still sue me for playing the game according to my own ideas? Production team: Haha, they are real. Moen: Huh? !

Aisha travels through parallel time and space and uses the 'dimensional editing system' to create videos, allowing famous characters from countless dimensional worlds to become her audience Hence the following famous scene: Top 10: Unyielding justice - the creed of the undocumented knights Top 9: This is the farewell battle with the gods - Uruk will remain here forever! ... Top 2: Use the spiral of obsession to penetrate the road to tomorrow - Tianyuan breakthrough! Top 1: To the brilliant person - Shining Tiga! "Brother who rides a bicycle, come on!!!" Listening to the praise and encouragement that came into his ears, the unlicensed knight scratched his head in embarrassment. "The king allows it, the king admits it, the king carries the world on his back!" Gilgamesh showed a confident "smile". "My drill bit is a drill bit that breaks through the sky!!!" Simon shouted with enthusiasm. "I understand... In fact, everyone can become light!" Dagu tightened his grip on the divine light stick in his hand. On that day, all the viewers waiting in front of the screen turned into light.

【King + Lao Liu Play + Anchor + System】Some legends have been circulating in the high-level division of King of Glory recently: "You may not meet love around the corner, but you will definitely meet Lao Liu!" "Don't be tempted by Lao Liu, he is not just waiting for you!" "Lao Liu will always wait for you, always wait for you, even if the high ground is taken and the crystal explodes!" ... In the high-level division, as long as you see the players of the [Human High-Quality Lao Liu] team on the loading page, the masters standing at the top of the King will think of the above classic quotes. And the captain of the team, known as Liu Shen, has an ultimate Lao Liu play that makes the King's Canyon terrified and panic! Lv Dehua: "Damn it, this guy has tricked me several times!" Han Han: "Wow, I'm really convinced, how does the opposite Han Xin play the game?" Gemini: "Wow, you you you, why is Mulan always in the bushes I pass by!" Lin Bai expressed helplessness about the impact he has caused and the changes in the players' play methods: At the beginning, I really just wanted to be an ordinary Lao Liu! (This book is set in a parallel world due to plot requirements. The game process is basically based on the real world. Occasional discrepancies are normal. Please understand!) (Definition of Lao Liu: The sixth person outside the team, also known as a free man, an old silver coin.)

I come, I see, I conquer... I have fun. The other world is so chaotic. There are melons to eat every day. It feels good to eat melon for a while, and it feels good to eat melon all the time. But as he ate the melon, he ate it himself. So speechless... Wait, isn't this a kind of fun?

A story about working as an agent in the parallel 007 world with the Marvel universe system, being a rich man, and living in a castle.

Reborn in an island country, Dong Yeyu became a wild fox. When he was about to have a mental breakdown, he found that there was a system with him. He was stunned for a second, and then he was ecstatic. "The heaven and earth thank me! My parents thank me! I am a saint! I love the world! I benefit the people! I am willing to take on everything! Enjoy fame, wealth and power forever! The immortals receive fame, wealth and honor! All laws belong to me!" With the ambition to become a god, Dong Yeyu prepared to practice for decades, transform into a human society, and achieve the ultimate goal that cannot be revealed. Then, he suddenly found that the system had a small prefix. "Gratitude system, only gratitude can get rewards... In other words, I am the legendary gratitude fox?" Dong Yeyu was silent for a few seconds, raised his head, and was speechless. But I am a male fox!